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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit. There were so many really good entries that picking a top six was very difficult. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., left is is checked by security personnel prior to boarding an airplane, Wednesday, March 26, 2008, in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Wohlgemuth) - "Sir, I understand you might just be the next President of the United States, but NO ONE has lunch with Mr. Cruise without a full body thetan scan...."

2) (WildWillie) - "That would be my penis ring."

3) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "Hmmm, the center/left looks okay, but when I go to check his right side this bullshit detector is off the chart."

4) (guido) - "You know, if you guys had only had the nerve to pull this crap on Hillary Clinton a few years ago, the White House might still have all of its silverware."

5) (DJ Drummond) - "Does Obama go through this? No sir, we're not allowed to question Senator Obama's patriotism, or anything else"

6) (GarandFan) - "If that's a Conservative Detector, I'm dead meat."

The Readers Choice Award this week was a tie between Brian Wohlgemuth's winning entry and guido's fourth place entry. I'll add two of my other favorites as judges choice honorees:

(Lindy R. Dole) - "Well it's white, but it ain't typical."

(rodney dill) - "I have a superdelegate in my pants."

A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (3)

Thanks Kevin!... (Below threshold)

Thanks Kevin!

Thanks as well here...and I... (Below threshold)

Thanks as well here...and I thought the "stash" comment I had was more appropriate. :-)

We need about 100,000 Ameri... (Below threshold)

We need about 100,000 Americans to go before a judge and publicly declare
that their middle names are their legal names for all public purposes.
And they should also declare themselves as supporters of the Hussein
for Imam--whoops I mean president coalition. Hussein will be the
first Muslim president. Free Burkhas for everybody! Hussein's first
act will be to replace the flag with the red crescent. Hussein has
always hated that other flag with every fiber of his being. Which is
why he won't pledge to it and won't wear a flag lapel pin. But Hussein
will proudly salute a flag representative of a non European religion!
When Hussein takes office every child will be required to attend a
Madras just as Hussein did when he was a child. It is so good to be
able to use a candidate's middle name and talk about his formative
years and his education. Because if you couldn't that would mean
that the candidate is ashamed of what he was and what he has become.
Welcome to a pork free world with no ham or pizza. You must not offer a pork chop
to Hussein. You must not put pork grease on your hands or your money
and certainly not hallowed ground. No pork anywhere!

Alice Jones, tinfoil hat wearing saucer nut recently came out of the closet and
revealed that she is a radical Muslim and a supporter of Hussein for
for president. Alice, who had previously grown famous for taking Klan money
for bringing up black people exclusively in conjunction with disease, violence,
and/or poverty, surprised everyone by endorsing a black candidate for president.

---coming to you from under the straight talk express.

****Hussein '08 !!!*****






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