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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., holds up her Pittsburgh Steelers jersey with Allegheny County Chief Executive Dan Onorato as she makes a campaign stop at the Allegheny County Jefferson Jackson Dinner at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Thursday, April 10, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.


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Squat baby, I want to see t... (Below threshold)

Squat baby, I want to see that ass up in the air!

Hillary presents a jersey t... (Below threshold)

Hillary presents a jersey to the only voter in Pennsylvania that voted for her. ww

As First Lady, I know the p... (Below threshold)

As First Lady, I know the pain of the blind side blitz...

In another shame business d... (Below threshold)

In another shame business deal, Hillary signs with the Steelers for $14.5 million. In 2009, Hillary will be the Steelers "Hidden Man."

Hillary number 7, Hillary n... (Below threshold)

Hillary number 7, Hillary number 7!!!

Hey, I thought it was only a three man race?

Whow! $45 bucks for this fa... (Below threshold)

Whow! $45 bucks for this fake jersey! I could have gotten you one for half the price!

What position do you think ... (Below threshold)

What position do you think I'd play, Dan?

Loose end...

I've been a Washington "Ste... (Below threshold)

I've been a Washington "Stealer" for years now.

Hillary tells another whopp... (Below threshold)

Hillary tells another whopper about being a little girl rooting for the Pittsburgh Steelers.


Hillary says that she always wants the Steelers to win except when they are playing her favorites... the Yankees.

It's a PIASU.Pig I... (Below threshold)

It's a PIASU.

Pig In A Steeler's Uniform!

A SmArmy of One... (Below threshold)

A SmArmy of One

I dreamed I was a Steeler i... (Below threshold)

I dreamed I was a Steeler in my Maidenform bra...

DRUDGEBREAKING: Hillary cel... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Hillary celebrates her superdelegate total. Developing.

"... and then I kicked the ... (Below threshold)

"... and then I kicked the Superbowl winning field goal... Yea, that's the ticket."

...because 'HE HATE ME' had... (Below threshold)

...because 'HE HATE ME' had already been used.

Hillary: "...and John Kerry... (Below threshold)

Hillary: "...and John Kerry promised to show me how to do the Lambert Leap."

Hillary promises to do the ... (Below threshold)

Hillary promises to do the same thing for the country that she did for Universal Health Care...

I'm not wearing any underwe... (Below threshold)

I'm not wearing any underwear Dan...

The Steelers were humiliate... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Steelers were humiliated to learn that Hillary's lamp throwing prowess didn't carry over onto the gridiron.

Frankly, Gus the field goal... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Frankly, Gus the field goal kicking mule has more attractive ankles.

The number of states that I... (Below threshold)

The number of states that I'll win if I get the Democratic nomination

It was originally intended ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It was originally intended as a gift for Sir Edmond Hillary, but since he never made it to Pittsburgh...

"In recognition of the lies... (Below threshold)

"In recognition of the lies told in the last week......"

Hillary displays the Jersey... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary displays the Jersey of the Pittsburg Steeler she states her mother named her after. When confronted by reporters that noone named Hillary had ever played for the Steelers, she stated that he was a CIA spy who was undercover and had an assumed name to avoid sniper fire.

It's third and long, and th... (Below threshold)

It's third and long, and there's sniper fire coming from the press box.

Who you gonna call?

Hillary thought she could "... (Below threshold)

Hillary thought she could "improve" and "enhance" on the Icky Shuffle but it came out looking like the Soupy Shuffle.

This photo will be kept in ... (Below threshold)

This photo will be kept in the archives and shown to Jets and Giants fans the next time Hillary is up for re-election.

Hillary: "WOW, what a c... (Below threshold)

Hillary: "WOW, what a coincidence, the number matches the number of times Bill... um, well nevermind.

Since we know you can't pla... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Since we know you can't play Tight End, how 'bout Punter

When hearing the word "Stee... (Below threshold)

When hearing the word "Steelers" Hillary broke into a cold sweat, with hands shaking, fired off a text message to Bill..

Hillary wonders why no one ... (Below threshold)

Hillary wonders why no one has ever seen Barack tossing around the old "pigskin"?

Not that he's a Muslim, or anything.

This is not a submission fo... (Below threshold)

This is not a submission for the contest, this is just a gripe.

Speaking as a Republican living in Pittsburgh, I'd like to go on record as saying I am shocked and appalled at seeing Hillary's name on a Steeler's jersey.

That is so abso-frickin-lutely WRONG!!!

Cue the Dean Scream on my part...!deanscream

You know, it isn't the firs... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You know, it isn't the first Steelers jersey I've gotten. Once, when I was just a girl, I shared my Coke with Mean Joe Greene...

The sounds you just heard c... (Below threshold)

The sounds you just heard came from Anthony Wright, Gary Anderson, Dave Trout, Merlyn
Condit, Warren Heller, and Zeher - some of them even turning over in their grave as they made it.

"He treats us like men. H... (Below threshold)

"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

The Shrill Curtain... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Shrill Curtain

As if I needed more reasons... (Below threshold)

As if I needed more reasons to hate the Steelers

Of course, now they'll need... (Below threshold)

Of course, now they'll need to change the spelling to SteAlers

Come on, who's she trying t... (Below threshold)

Come on, who's she trying to kid? Everyone knows she's a big Lyin's fan at heart.

From the Immaculate Recepti... (Below threshold)

From the Immaculate Reception to the Inaccurate Deception

Operation Chaos phase two i... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Operation Chaos phase two is a go.

And for fullback, the Steel... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

And for fullback, the Steelers have signed, "Thunderthighs" Clinton.

"If you were going to give ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"If you were going to give the United States of America an enema, then you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania." --Bret Hart

In another huge campaign bl... (Below threshold)

In another huge campaign blunder, Hillary Clinton is shown proudly accepting a customized Pittsburgh Steelers jersey. In Cleveland.

Hsu-less Hill... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Hsu-less Hill

"Senator, we stole this ... (Below threshold)

"Senator, we stole this for you from the Steelers organization, in the symbolic hope that there is still time for you to steal the nomination."

"...see, I told you all I w... (Below threshold)

"...see, I told you all I was a Yankee Fan"

Winning isn't Everything, i... (Below threshold)

Winning isn't Everything, it's the only thing.

Fourth and ten.... (Below threshold)

Fourth and ten.

Whao! I dont think Half a P... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Whao! I dont think Half a Peace sign is number one we we're looking for Senator!

Clinton subliminally reveal... (Below threshold)

Clinton subliminally reveals her policy for winning the democratic nomination -- "Steal 'er"

Ummmm? pull My finger!... (Below threshold)

Ummmm? pull My finger!

"Mr. Gorbachev, erect th... (Below threshold)

"Mr. Gorbachev, erect that curtain!"

Damn it! Someone call the ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Damn it! Someone call the silk screeners, they printed the damn "L" on this jersey up-side-down.

In the race to paradise, on... (Below threshold)

In the race to paradise, only 69 virgins finished before Hillary. She was honored however, for Her Burkavision and tolerance of sexual deviants in and out of the oval office.

The biggest #1 draft bust i... (Below threshold)

The biggest #1 draft bust in the history of the NFL and Washington.

Senator Clinton debuted her... (Below threshold)

Senator Clinton debuted her new stump speech focusing on themes of leadership and teamwork by recounting her on-field heroics in the 1978 Super Bowl.

...Meanwhile in the spin ro... (Below threshold)

...Meanwhile in the spin room, demoted chief strategist Mark Penn was overheard giving the following off-the-record commentary to an AP reporter:

She has a better chance of making the team's first string than winning the nomination.
Damn, slept with this guy a... (Below threshold)

Damn, slept with this guy and all I got was a lousy T-shirt...

Another Picture Of Hillary.... (Below threshold)

Another Picture Of Hillary...Yawn....Someone Hand Me A Rice Cake.

Hillary: Number one in Pitt... (Below threshold)
Chris G:

Hillary: Number one in Pittsburgh. Number two throughout the rest of the state.

Oh look, it's got a stain o... (Below threshold)

Oh look, it's got a stain on it already...

"Let's turn the number of s... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Let's turn the number of superdelegates supporting you into a positive thing!"

Oh look! It's got a stain o... (Below threshold)

Oh look! It's got a stain on it already...

" Yes, I once was the quart... (Below threshold)

" Yes, I once was the quarterback for the Steelers."

"Looks great at the beginni... (Below threshold)

"Looks great at the beginning, then fades at theend. Yup, I'm a Pittsburgh Steelers fan!"

Im not wearing a bra Dan..<... (Below threshold)

Im not wearing a bra Dan..

... it'll only ever be true... (Below threshold)

... it'll only ever be true if Obama gets run over by a Jerome Bettis.

Hillary was clearly disappo... (Below threshold)

Hillary was clearly disappointed! When they said, she'd receive a new jersey, she thought they said "New Jersey"!

Oh look, now it has 2 stai... (Below threshold)

Oh look, now it has 2 stains on it...

"Thank You, thank You Dan! ... (Below threshold)

"Thank You, thank You Dan! for immortalizing and recognizing the days of the week that Bill screwed around on Me."

He's hoping she rides witho... (Below threshold)

He's hoping she rides without a helmet too.
Kinda like offering a boat ride to Fredo.

DU Caption:Karl Rove... (Below threshold)

DU Caption:
Karl Rove, master of deception and disguise, hands Hillary a jersey with an upside down 'L' on the back.

"If you shave your armpits ... (Below threshold)

"If you shave your armpits you won't get those nasty stains."

Wow Dan, You really are a 7... (Below threshold)

Wow Dan, You really are a 7.

"Okay, now these jerseys ar... (Below threshold)

"Okay, now these jerseys are gonna show what order we're gettin' off the plane in the middle of all that sniper fire."

... but Gandalf did not ... (Below threshold)

... but Gandalf did not know that the Balrog had children. Seven children, and the seventh was the foulest of them all.

Hillary was presented the j... (Below threshold)

Hillary was presented the jersey after recollecting her account of almost trying out for the Steelers in the 1970's.

With Hillary under center, ... (Below threshold)

With Hillary under center, the offensive line faces an ethical dilemma: Do their jobs and block? Or follow their hearts and let the defense come on through?

Seattle-ites finally have p... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Seattle-ites finally have proof that Super Bowl XL was rigged.

Dammit! I said I wanted the... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

Dammit! I said I wanted the nuclear football!

But coach, Hillary is too p... (Below threshold)

But coach, Hillary is too predictable!

All her plays go to the left.

(Thread FYI: That ain't a "... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

(Thread FYI: That ain't a "7", kids. That's a "1". This is a "7")

Shoot.<a href="htt... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:



The Steelers 2008 Draft goe... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

The Steelers 2008 Draft goes horribly awry...

The Steelers' GM begins ret... (Below threshold)

The Steelers' GM begins rethinking his draft strategy almost immediately after handing in his card. "Dang. Think it's too late to trade up for that Obama kid? Tell 'em we're willing to give up our first rounders for the next 4 years."

Mel Kiper gives the Steeler... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Mel Kiper gives the Steelers 2008 #1 draft pick an "F-".

The Steelers, realizing Bel... (Below threshold)

The Steelers, realizing Belichek made it to Super Bowls by cheating, decide to one up the Patriots.

"OK, she's lousy on Defe... (Below threshold)

"OK, she's lousy on Defense, but we think she'd make a great leader on Offense. I mean, can you think of ANYONE she hasn't offended?"

Because she can stop runnin... (Below threshold)

Because she can stop running backs with her mind....

Hillary smiles painfully wh... (Below threshold)

Hillary smiles painfully when she realizes she and Dan were talking about different things when he said, "For 20 bucks base and 3 bucks a letter I can make you Number 1 in Pennsylvania!"

Damn Drummond, I was typing... (Below threshold)

Damn Drummond, I was typing "Because no one is better at offending...." when your entry came in. Gotta work on the quick typing skills!

Wait, I thought only the Ne... (Below threshold)

Wait, I thought only the New England Patriots endorsed cheaters.

With their new punter, the ... (Below threshold)

With their new punter, the Steelers became virtually unstoppable. Opposing defenses just couldn't resist roughing the kicker.

The ultimate in mock drafts... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

The ultimate in mock drafts.

Like you expected her to we... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Like you expected her to wear a Patriots jersey?

It surprised no one that Hi... (Below threshold)

It surprised no one that Hillary was the first pick in the Daft.

Front of jersey reads... (Below threshold)

Front of jersey reads

"Just try and stain this one Bubba."

Hey Dick Cheney.. Guess how... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Hey Dick Cheney.. Guess how many fingers i'm holding up behind this Jersey!

Killjoy was here.... (Below threshold)

Killjoy was here.

Hillary receives an officia... (Below threshold)
Steve H.:

Hillary receives an official T-Shirt commemorating all the time she actually told the truth!!

Hillary musters a brave smi... (Below threshold)

Hillary musters a brave smile, as even she realizes how easily upstaged she is by her name on a football jersey.

Hillary "It's great that Pi... (Below threshold)
retired miltary:

Hillary "It's great that Pittsburg has a football team. I wish that New York would get one. They do have a baseball team after all."

Hillary "You say that this ... (Below threshold)
retired miltary:

Hillary "You say that this jersey will survive a beating by a 300 pound lineman and protect me from sniper fire? Give me a dozen"

Hillary thought bubble "Oka... (Below threshold)
retired miltary:

Hillary thought bubble "Okay it's wheelers, right? The Pittsburg Wheelers. No thats night right. Keelers? maybe. No. What was it? Bill said if I forgot the name of the team to just think of him. Stealers. Thats it the Pittsburger Stealers"

Hillary: Now if I could on... (Below threshold)

Hillary: Now if I could only get some real Steelers to endorse me. . . .

Pittsburgh announces the re... (Below threshold)

Pittsburgh announces the replacement for the "Fridge"!

"Thanks for the jersey, I'v... (Below threshold)

"Thanks for the jersey, I've always been a Pittsburgh Packers fan."

In other news, 50,000 Steel... (Below threshold)

In other news, 50,000 Steelers' season ticket holders mysteriously cancelled their contracts.

Hillary: "When I dated Mean... (Below threshold)

Hillary: "When I dated Mean Joe Greene I used to wear his jersey."

Hi Larry.... (Below threshold)

Hi Larry.

"...and we saved a RON MEXI... (Below threshold)

"...and we saved a RON MEXICO jersey for Bill."

Virulently undesirable twos... (Below threshold)
914 Millhouse Earbama:

Virulently undesirable twosome.

Grusome 2some......... (Below threshold)
914 Millhouse Earbama:

Grusome 2some......

It doesn't matter who Hilla... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

It doesn't matter who Hillary gets to join her team, husband Bill seems intent on running out the clock and killing her drive.

This jersey shows how many ... (Below threshold)
Jack Rudd:

This jersey shows how many handguns I'm packing when I'm in church!

"Bill kept sayin' your numb... (Below threshold)

"Bill kept sayin' your number should be in the 70's or 90's but we decided to stick with just #1."

Yea it should fit, we start... (Below threshold)

Yea it should fit, we started with Warren Sapp's size and widened the hips.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.






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