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Downcast supporters listen as Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama addresses a rally April 22. Hillary Clinton, buoyed by her win in the Pennsylvania primary, piled pressure on top Democratic Party officials who hold the key to her gripping White House feud with Barack Obama (AFP/File/Emmanuel Dunand)

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"I'm so disappointed. He lo... (Below threshold)

"I'm so disappointed. He looks bigger on TV."

"Like, what is the black du... (Below threshold)

"Like, what is the black dude saying"?, asked the typical white girl.

The compassionate head-t... (Below threshold)

The compassionate head-tilt has reached epidemic proportions in the US. The CDC is scrambling for a cure. In the meantime, it is recommended that you wear a neck brace while in crowded public areas. - [This has been a public service announcement]

Looks like Obama got all th... (Below threshold)

Looks like Obama got all the bitter vote.

"Obam-ho-tep...Ob... (Below threshold)


Prussian Blue has th... (Below threshold)

Prussian Blue has the epiphany that if they'd had a wide screen TV at home, they might have noticed the 'C' and 'E' earlier.

Looking for Mr. GoodDem... (Below threshold)

Looking for Mr. GoodDem

"You go into these small to... (Below threshold)

"You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them.And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not."

"And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or the empty promises of another leftist political hack."

(Sigh, he seemed so perfect... (Below threshold)

(Sigh, he seemed so perfect for me. I just can't believe how everything changed all of a sudden.)

We know this picture wasn't... (Below threshold)

We know this picture wasn't taken at Obama's church...

The Weekly Standard reports... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

The Weekly Standard reports that: "The collective drip, drip, drip of Obama's mini-scandals seem to be very effectively taking the shine off the Obama package."

The "friends" of Eliot Spit... (Below threshold)

The "friends" of Eliot Spitzer have come to check out Obama...

Democrats are worried that ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Democrats are worried that youthful exuberance on college campuses can be sustained into the November election.

"Like, I thought he'd be cu... (Below threshold)

"Like, I thought he'd be cuter with smaller ears in person."

Collective thought cloud: "... (Below threshold)

Collective thought cloud: "Do you think he can cure PMS?"

OK, now what are we going t... (Below threshold)

OK, now what are we going to do - vote for Hillary or Obama! Gees - both duds!

That's the same look that c... (Below threshold)

That's the same look that cows get.

Right before they're slaughtered.

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Another collective thought cloud: " God, I want to have his baby!"

Although they had never hea... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Although they had never heard about Rev. Wright before, Sigma Phi Lambda sisters became like totally disillusioned with Obama after watching the Moyer's interview.

Two blonds are saddened to ... (Below threshold)
Eric F:

Two blonds are saddened to find that their signs do not, in fact, say "Charge we can believe in."

They're starting to realize... (Below threshold)

They're starting to realize that this ISN'T going to be a Hannah Montana concert.

Disappointed that the $20,0... (Below threshold)

Disappointed that the $20,000 waffle was no longer available, Missy and Babs were hoping that the $4000 used chewing gum was overlooked by the other bidders.

Reconsidering:Once... (Below threshold)


Once you go Barack, you never go back!

"Watch the watch! Watch the... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"Watch the watch! Watch the watch! You are getting sleepy! Very sleepy! I am the Obamamessiah! You will be loyal to me! Only me! You will vote for me! Only me!"

Sigh, oh Barry, PUNISH ME w... (Below threshold)

Sigh, oh Barry, PUNISH ME with your baby!

The crowd shows it's disapp... (Below threshold)

The crowd shows it's disappointment that tonight's Kool-Aid offering is Sour Grape flavor.

The final stage of Mandinga... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The final stage of Mandinga fever.

Obama HeyBama Bama Bama Ho<... (Below threshold)

Obama HeyBama Bama Bama Ho
Bama Hey Bama Ho Bama
Hey BHC, BHC won't you smile at me?
Bama Ho Bama Hey Superstar.....
Obama HeyBama Bama Bama Ho
Bama Hey Bama Ho Bama
Hey BHC, BHC you're alright by me
Bama Ho Bama Hey Superstar
HoBama HeyBama Bama Bama Ho
Bama Hey Bama Ho Bama
Hey BHC, BHC won't you fight for me?
Bama Ho Bama Hey Superstar.....

"Yeah, now that you mention... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, now that you mention it, he does remind me of Jesus..... How did it turn out for him....?"

Reaction to the Carter-Hama... (Below threshold)

Reaction to the Carter-Hamas endorsement of their candidate. They were hoping more for like, Neiman-Marcus.

Bitter Babes for Obama... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Bitter Babes for Obama

Having completed half a sem... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Having completed half a semester of economics, the girls realized they'd soon be pole dancing for change under an Obama administration.

Slowly, the blondes realize... (Below threshold)

Slowly, the blondes realized that:
a) These were not the "new intern" auditions.
b) That was not Bill Clinton.

"Aren't we like too young f... (Below threshold)

"Aren't we like too young for the change?"

For some reason he sounded ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

For some reason he sounded a little taller on radio.

Obviously, Obama doesn't ha... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Obviously, Obama doesn't have to ask where all the white women are.

[A reference to the movie Blazing Saddles]

Why is he still talking? W... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Why is he still talking? Why won't he just go ahead and turn water into wine?

RE: #36Too bad he'... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

RE: #36

Too bad he's not pitted against Hedley Lamarr.

"This blows! You said ther... (Below threshold)

"This blows! You said there would be cute guys here..."

I cut class for this?... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I cut class for this?

"OMG, is he s... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"OMG, is he still talking? Even my dad doesn't talk this long, and my dad eventually does something. Obama's beginning to remind me of weird uncle Albert.

"Can we sneak out and find a mall or something?"

It looks as if Obamessiah h... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

It looks as if Obamessiah has turned water into whine.

If Obamessiah turned water ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

If Obamessiah turned water into wine, then obviously the wine has turned into vinegar.

We got carded at the bar, s... (Below threshold)

We got carded at the bar, so we had to go to this stupid rally. And we still got carded!


These rallys looked like way more fun on tv... Wonder where the nearest Starbucks is?

The endorsement meeting for... (Below threshold)

The endorsement meeting for Strippers and Pole Dancers Local 537 turned ugly when they realized the "change" he was discussing was only the "dead white man" dollar coins the Obama administration wanted to clear out of the US Treasury.

Karl Marx: "Democracy is th... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Karl Marx: "Democracy is the electorate of them asses."

This picture show several y... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

This picture show several young people who have slowly begun to realize they've hitched their wagons to an anvil.

"But, but he could espouse marxism in such a vague, almost meaningless, yet terribly eloquent way." one said as a tear formed in her eye.

It took a few months but th... (Below threshold)

It took a few months but the crowds finally realised this guy was no more than Dennis Kucinich with a tan.

Darn it, I thought we'd get... (Below threshold)

Darn it, I thought we'd get the back stage passes.

Ho's for Hope!Chic... (Below threshold)

Ho's for Hope!

Chick's for Change!

Melissa, Tiffany, and Heath... (Below threshold)

Melissa, Tiffany, and Heather begin to lose Hope that those Abercrombie & Fitch guys will put in another appearance tonight.

Enthusiasm: Ur doin it rong... (Below threshold)

Enthusiasm: Ur doin it rong

As with most college romanc... (Below threshold)

As with most college romances, Jennifer soon began to realize that the big "O" was a poor substitute for a meaningful relationship.

Michelle Obama was overhear... (Below threshold)

Michelle Obama was overheard saying, "Now it's too many white people. Get me some color in here."

Cloning was not a success. ... (Below threshold)

Cloning was not a success. Now we have 50 Lewenski's that look different.

Displaced from the Texas co... (Below threshold)

Displaced from the Texas compound, LDS women find a new prophet, like the old prophet.

Where's my spare change?</p... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Where's my spare change?

" Is this the part in the s... (Below threshold)
gmax Author Profile Page:

" Is this the part in the script where we are supposed to faint like school girls? Dammit, I just dont feel like fainting at the moment."

Group thought bubble: "He'... (Below threshold)

Group thought bubble: "He's too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love...".

"The Greek will inherit the... (Below threshold)

"The Greek will inherit the Earth ??? Why should the greeks get it ?"

Sigh...crap...it's the Mich... (Below threshold)

Sigh...crap...it's the Michelle chick.

The crowd was shocked when ... (Below threshold)

The crowd was shocked when it was announced the beer kegs was canceled.

Tom, Dick, and Harry after ... (Below threshold)

Tom, Dick, and Harry after the change...

Obama Dreamgirls humming: <... (Below threshold)

Obama Dreamgirls humming:

"I need you so that I could die
I love you so and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Drea-ea-ea-ea-eam, dream, dream, dream

The Everly Brothers 1959

'Girls gone Wild' founder J... (Below threshold)

'Girls gone Wild' founder Joe Francis was disappointed with the selection at tonights events.

"Change we can believe in..... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

"Change we can believe in....because Prozac isn't cutting it."

The Gore daughters show dis... (Below threshold)

The Gore daughters show disappointment that the event is not about climate.

"Now I know how my parents ... (Below threshold)

"Now I know how my parents felt when they told me about how they went for McGovern in 1972."

"Is it twue how zey say zat... (Below threshold)

"Is it twue how zey say zat you people are... gifted? oh. I see. Wike your candidacy, wess zan meets zee eye."

This IS our happy face.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This IS our happy face.

Barack Obama will ... (Below threshold)
Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.

"Did she just say we have to work? Like, we have to clean up after or what?"

We're so depressed that we'... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We're so depressed that we're all going to get abortions as a little "pick-me-up."

"Like, maybe we should have... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Like, maybe we should have voted."

"If only we wore Abercrombi... (Below threshold)

"If only we wore Abercrombie & Fitch all the bloggers would be talking about us."

"...and finally no, pedicur... (Below threshold)

"...and finally no, pedicures will not be covered under mandated health care."

...manicures maybe, but ped... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

...manicures maybe, but pedicures are going to far.

(Woman in back)Bitch... (Below threshold)

(Woman in back)
Bitches blocking my view. Where's my taser?

Dancer, Prancer and Vixen d... (Below threshold)

Dancer, Prancer and Vixen discover Santa Claus isn't real.

"Do you guys still believe?... (Below threshold)

"Do you guys still believe?"
"Like I totally did, but not anymore."
"Me either."

"I believe my battery is dead!"

"Leik OMG! I don't believe ... (Below threshold)

"Leik OMG! I don't believe how he's changed! Faker!"

The Dykesy chicks are sadde... (Below threshold)

The Dykesy chicks are saddened to learn Barry wont be getting the troops out of Iraq anytime soon.

Omigawd, omigawd...If you e... (Below threshold)

Omigawd, omigawd...If you even, like, think about throwing your panties, like, before me, I will, like, totally scratch your eyes out.

"Should'nt We faint now?"</... (Below threshold)

"Should'nt We faint now?"

The enthusiasm was contagio... (Below threshold)

The enthusiasm was contagious at the H.O. (Holteins for Obama) Rally...

Yes, it turns out we were f... (Below threshold)

Yes, it turns out we were faking an orgasm.

That's...?! But... but we t... (Below threshold)

That's...?! But... but we thought O'Bama was a good Irish name!

Argh.. #84 that was suppose... (Below threshold)
Yogurt Author Profile Page:

Argh.. #84 that was supposed to be Holsteins :(

Cyndi Sheehan try's to figu... (Below threshold)

Cyndi Sheehan try's to figure which way to hold the banner, brainless broad on the far left get,s it right.

Unrequited racial acceptanc... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Unrequited racial acceptance is a sad thing to see.

Is that what segregated sea... (Below threshold)

Is that what segregated seating looks like?

"Very Convincing"... (Below threshold)
Myron Loss:

"Very Convincing"

"Gosh, I guess to get notic... (Below threshold)

"Gosh, I guess to get noticed in this crowd we should have worn berets and blue dresses."

Did I shave my legs for thi... (Below threshold)

Did I shave my legs for this?

"You know...after seeing hi... (Below threshold)

"You know...after seeing him in person, I am not excited about the thought of being his intern and eating fried chicken alone with him late at night in the oval office."

"...things turn eerily quie... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"...things turn eerily quiet when the crowd hears that Obama proposes a per letter tax on all text messaging..."

Young Democrats watch as Hi... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

Young Democrats watch as Hilary performs her "Pennsylvania Boogie" victory dance.

revising #95:"...t... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

revising #95:

"...things turn eerily quiet when the crowd hears that Obama proposes a per letter tax on all text messaging to pay for his universal health care plan..."

"You lost us at 'Hello..'"<... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"You lost us at 'Hello..'"

"But Molly he said this abo... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"But Molly he said this about a change in a new and better direction. Change that will change the current direction and make real change occur so that the country would be headed in a better direction than in the direction it was currently changing. And he says if we really believe in change then we have to vote for change to change the direction because that's the only way we'll really ever change things and bring about a new and better direction. And that's real change we can believe in: a new direction!....wait, what the hell did I just say?"

(thought bubble from girl o... (Below threshold)

(thought bubble from girl on far left)

"Maybe holding my sign upside down will let him know that we're getting bored. Wait...who the hell am I kidding? What does Obama know about flag etiquette?"

"I believe I can ... (Below threshold)

"I believe I can change my results in big state elections in 2012."

Distracted... (Below threshold)


"...maybe I'd rather be con... (Below threshold)

"...maybe I'd rather be considered racist after all."

re:#56 texas is the flds no... (Below threshold)
jeff ellis:

re:#56 texas is the flds not the lds please take that post down!!!

"Thank God they finally tur... (Below threshold)

"Thank God they finally turned off the Applause and Swoon signs!"

Wow, sheep do have emotions... (Below threshold)

Wow, sheep do have emotions.

Arriving at the go-BAMA ral... (Below threshold)

Arriving at the go-BAMA rally, Oh-bama girls from Auburn react to seeing their shrine stomped by Big Al, the red elephant. The irony is lost on the newly minted Democrats.

It finally dawned on the au... (Below threshold)

It finally dawned on the audience that all they were going to get from Obama was chump change.

Hey, #104, flds, lds. What... (Below threshold)

Hey, #104, flds, lds. What's the difference, a prophet here, a prophet there? As for me and my house, we will serve The Lord.

Look, He's walking on water... (Below threshold)
GarandFan Author Profile Page:

Look, He's walking on water!

"I am so bored with this no... (Below threshold)

"I am so bored with this now...lets go out for appletinis"

What do you mean we have to... (Below threshold)

What do you mean we have to RECREATE 68?!? I just had my nails done.

"Presidential candidate Oba... (Below threshold)

"Presidential candidate Obama likes to have his women like his chocolate, white and bittersweet"

It's so sad to watch a grow... (Below threshold)

It's so sad to watch a grown man cry.

Can you spare some Change? ... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

Can you spare some Change? 'Cause Hope is gone...

He makes us feel so typical... (Below threshold)

He makes us feel so typical.

"Teen Girl Squad!!!...cheer... (Below threshold)

"Teen Girl Squad!!!...cheerleader...so and so...whats her face...the ugly one"

Post-Partisan Depression</p... (Below threshold)

Post-Partisan Depression

They told us this was Oprah... (Below threshold)

They told us this was Oprah!?...

Wind tunnel... (Below threshold)

Wind tunnel

Obama's message of "change"... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

Obama's message of "change" resonates with the post-op transsexual community.

1. Like, I thought this wa... (Below threshold)

1. Like, I thought this was referring to our clothes.

2. Season 1 of "Real World: Democrat" isn't living up to the demographic's expecations.

This is how you look when y... (Below threshold)

This is how you look when you find out that "Change we can believe in" doesn't include changing the granny panties that are riding up your crack.

Common thought bubble:<br /... (Below threshold)
Red Five:

Common thought bubble:

Obamistas' "Echo-nomics".</... (Below threshold)

Obamistas' "Echo-nomics".

You mean he can LOSE? Why ... (Below threshold)

You mean he can LOSE? Why weren't we told???

Do I look fat with this sig... (Below threshold)

Do I look fat with this sign?

The barbie girls collective... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The barbie girls collectively realize that "The Change They Could Believe In" was nothing more than numerous lies being told on top of each other about the same subject.

I think we're about to go <... (Below threshold)

I think we're about to go through "the change"!

"I'm tired of this now, let... (Below threshold)

"I'm tired of this now, let's go beat up Joan, tape it, and put in on youtube."

Flash Mob Mentality means t... (Below threshold)

Flash Mob Mentality means that's how long each thought lasts.

Obamazombies... (Below threshold)


Dang, when are those nice c... (Below threshold)

Dang, when are those nice clean cut conservative guys that cruise the Obama rallies for easy liberal chicks going to show up?

"We feel so proud as U.S. A... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"We feel so proud as U.S. Americans because we had maps to get us here so we can help Iraq and Asian countries. That's why we're voting for Obama."

Hope...left with the Pope.<... (Below threshold)

Hope...left with the Pope.

Jenna Bush takes a walk on ... (Below threshold)

Jenna Bush takes a walk on the wild side.

(to the tune of Snow White ... (Below threshold)

(to the tune of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves Hi Ho!)
Ho hum ho hum
I thought this would be fun!
Ho hum ho hum
Why are we listening to this bum?
Ho hum ho hum
Boy do we feel dumb!

Jenna Bush and Sleep-over P... (Below threshold)

Jenna Bush and Sleep-over Pals realize they're busted at Obama rally!

Re: #87 Argh.. #84 that ... (Below threshold)

Re: #87 Argh.. #84 that was supposed to be Holsteins : (
Preview is my friend.
Hmm. Maybe THAT'S what Buffie, Ellie and Suzi's problem is...

The Obama Push Up Bra....Ch... (Below threshold)

The Obama Push Up Bra....Change We Can Believe In.

The three fates, Jesus-phil... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

The three fates, Jesus-phile, Gun-nut, and Xenophobe, sigh as they snip the string on Zero-man's campaign life, and tell Dopey to go find her own crew.

"So, where did he go?"<br /... (Below threshold)

"So, where did he go?"
"I think he ran backstage to change into his talking suit."

Awstralian for Wind T... (Below threshold)

Awstralian for Wind Tunnel

"Did he, like, call us '... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Did he, like, call us 'typical'?"

LoudSpeaker: "To repeat,... (Below threshold)

LoudSpeaker: "To repeat, the Obama Rally was held at the Ballroom C this morning. This is the Ron Paul Rally."

Obama mamas in need of Baha... (Below threshold)

Obama mamas in need of Bahama Mamas to get with the program.

"C'mon girls change... you'... (Below threshold)

"C'mon girls change... you'd do it for Randolph Scott!"

Their reality checks just b... (Below threshold)

Their reality checks just bounced.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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