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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

PS - I don't know who the kids are. A reader sent in the picture...

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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...but we're makin' a Caspe... (Below threshold)

...but we're makin' a Casper The Friendly Ghost movie.

Michael Jackson was here...... (Below threshold)

Michael Jackson was here... but he 'sploded.

"My advice to you...(Dad) i... (Below threshold)

"My advice to you...(Dad) is to start drinking heavily."

"He did it." ww... (Below threshold)

"He did it." ww

I love you daddy.... (Below threshold)

I love you daddy.

John McCain's campaign staf... (Below threshold)

John McCain's campaign staff tries to whitewash his liberal Senate voting record...

Sorry daddy, WE don'... (Below threshold)

Sorry daddy, WE don't think Fox News is fair and balanced.

Child Protective Services p... (Below threshold)

Child Protective Services picked one heckuva time to look into the growing complaints from neighbors that Tommy and Dill Pickles' mother was indeed a crackwhore and slept through most of the day.

"White Toast."... (Below threshold)

"White Toast."

Then, ten seconds after dad... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Then, ten seconds after dad got home, their butts were baboon red.

Now you see what happens wh... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Now you see what happens when you piss off the guy who produces of Sesame Street.

In a show of solidarity, th... (Below threshold)

In a show of solidarity, the two remaining Clinton supporters emphasize her new campaign theme.

"Insanity Is Hereditary, I ... (Below threshold)

"Insanity Is Hereditary, I Got It From My Kids."

Scarfaces' children find th... (Below threshold)
the struggler:

Scarfaces' children find the "Secret Stash".

"You screwed up dadd... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"You screwed up daddy... You trusted us."

But mom, he bet me I couldn... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

But mom, he bet me I couldn't eat six pounds of Oreo filling and crap it all in a paint bucket.

"If only the family had use... (Below threshold)

"If only the family had used a certified UNION painter, this mess could have been easily avoided...."

Why you never let Lindsey L... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Why you never let Lindsey Lohan do splits in your living room.

I couldn't find the remote,... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I couldn't find the remote, and it was either watch Keith Olbermann or this.

'Bama's right... Hillary do... (Below threshold)

'Bama's right... Hillary does spew white venom.

Typical white kids!... (Below threshold)
Steve Gross:

Typical white kids!

Happy Mothers Day! Do you ... (Below threshold)

Happy Mothers Day! Do you like the card we made you?

"These are the pictures we ... (Below threshold)

"These are the pictures we took just before putting them up for adoption."

We like to call this master... (Below threshold)

We like to call this masterpiece "Sugar Rush".

"Maybe now she won't notice... (Below threshold)

"Maybe now she won't notice the beer and hookers."

Another evening in the Matt... (Below threshold)

Another evening in the Matthews' household.


Child #2- Man, I hate it when he watches those Obama speeches.

Looking at photos of other ... (Below threshold)

Looking at photos of other people's children.....the best method of birth control.....evah!!!

"We're just agents of CHANG... (Below threshold)

"We're just agents of CHANGE Dad.....!"

"I did not share paint with... (Below threshold)

"I did not share paint with that woman!"

This is when Dad became ext... (Below threshold)

This is when Dad became extra-Pro-Choice....and advocated abortion up until the fetus is 18 years old......

"No we weren't gonna paint ... (Below threshold)

"No we weren't gonna paint everything white... The swastikas were gonna be black."

"No Daddy he's Goddammit, I... (Below threshold)

"No Daddy he's Goddammit, I'm Jesus Christ."

(/obscure reference)

"But Daddy, Unca Teddy said... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

"But Daddy, Unca Teddy said we could apply for an NEA grant for body-painting an' get enough money to buy 100 Wii's."

George Stephanopoulos and P... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

George Stephanopoulos and Paul Begala practice their whitewashing techniques prior to going on air at CNN.

Mommy snaps one more loving... (Below threshold)

Mommy snaps one more loving picture of her demon spawn before Daddy gets home.

The children were left to t... (Below threshold)
Jim in Cleveland:

The children were left to throw toxic paint all over the room and into each others faces, but since Annie Liebowitz took the picture, the shot is tasteful art.

Obama has a cunning plan to... (Below threshold)

Obama has a cunning plan to get white people to vote for him.

CNN daycare issues whitewas... (Below threshold)

CNN daycare issues whitewash to Dem. party imbeds-in-training.

Someone left Chris Matthews... (Below threshold)

Someone left Chris Matthews on. The poor darlings must have been desperate.

Actually...I think it goes ... (Below threshold)

Actually...I think it goes with the sofa pretty well.

Tom Cruise had trouble with... (Below threshold)

Tom Cruise had trouble with Thetans right from the beginning...

Project Runway here I come!... (Below threshold)

Project Runway here I come!

Temporarily, Dad considered... (Below threshold)

Temporarily, Dad considered this as an argument for going back to lead based paint.

We wanted to be like Tom Sa... (Below threshold)

We wanted to be like Tom Sawyer and whitewash the fence, but we didn't have one.

Clinton unveils her ... (Below threshold)

Clinton unveils her economic plan to reduce foreclosures...

Two democrats attempting to... (Below threshold)

Two democrats attempting to paint republicans into a corner having their usual run of luck.

I could no more disown Rev.... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

I could no more disown Rev. Wright than I could disown my white children

A young Obama attempts to m... (Below threshold)

A young Obama attempts to make himself white again. Upon his failure, Michael Jackson took up the cause.

Let's see the OxyClean guy ... (Below threshold)

Let's see the OxyClean guy handle *this*

Mommy, Bwadley poo pooed Hi... (Below threshold)

Mommy, Bwadley poo pooed His diaper!

Eeekk!!... (Below threshold)


George and Jeb at Uncle Sam... (Below threshold)

George and Jeb at Uncle Sam's.

Even as kids, Obama ... (Below threshold)

Even as kids, Obama and Hillary could make a mess of things.

The Obama children discover... (Below threshold)

The Obama children discover their "other" roots.

Master's of their own desti... (Below threshold)

Master's of their own destiny! well, at least til Dad gets home.

Well, tantrums seemed to be... (Below threshold)

Well, tantrums seemed to be working well for Hillary...

Democrats: They sometimes h... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Democrats: They sometimes have the best intentions, but usually just wind up making a big mess.

It's whitewater. Some lady ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's whitewater. Some lady named Hilary gave it to us.

Honey? Get on the phone and... (Below threshold)

Honey? Get on the phone and order us up a case of them Cham Wow things...

Wow. I'm not even sure you ... (Below threshold)

Wow. I'm not even sure you can fix this with duct tape!

Jackson Pollock's grandchil... (Below threshold)

Jackson Pollock's grandchildren have a tad more leeway with their "artistic expression" than do the majority of kids their age....

Ummm... The sitter gave us ... (Below threshold)

Ummm... The sitter gave us too much sugar?

All in all Hillary's campai... (Below threshold)

All in all Hillary's campaign continues to run about as well as her 'village.'

"Mommy.....please don't inv... (Below threshold)

"Mommy.....please don't invite President Clinton over anymore"

"Maybe I shouldn't have inv... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Maybe I shouldn't have invited my boyfriend over." ...The babysitter.

What happens when you let k... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

What happens when you let kids watch Martha Stewart.

The Clinton campaign has re... (Below threshold)

The Clinton campaign has released an undated photograph of Barack Obama and Jeramiah Wright donning 'white' minstrial paint.

Isn't that cute? We never b... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Isn't that cute? We never believe in harsh discipline. Children must be able to freely express themselves, unfettered by adult interference. - typical liberal Democrat

How would you like to be ea... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

How would you like to be eating in a restaurant with these two around?

jp2 and Brian display their... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

jp2 and Brian display their intellectual acumen.

Hillary's attempt to exp... (Below threshold)

Hillary's attempt to expand her base of white people becomes desperate ...

Reverent Wright -- White de... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Reverent Wright -- White devils finding their chickens have come home to roost.

dang, should be...... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

dang, should be...

Reverend Wright -- White devils finding their chickens have come home to roost.

"Your Honor, the Defense wo... (Below threshold)

"Your Honor, the Defense would like to introduce exhibit A into evidence."

If you want them to grow in... (Below threshold)

If you want them to grow into able spokesmen for the Democratic party, you have got to get them going early on the whitewash.

Uh, wow Mom! Did you see th... (Below threshold)

Uh, wow Mom! Did you see the size of the bird that just flew through the living room?

Voice-over on fall campaign... (Below threshold)

Voice-over on fall campaign ad:

John McCain...because there's no substitute for adult supervision...
Whitewashing Obama and Wrig... (Below threshold)

Whitewashing Obama and Wright for the general election.

Rats! For the 200,000th tim... (Below threshold)
John Hansen:

Rats! For the 200,000th time in a row, the evolution-based method of getting the living room painted has failed, but we know we'll have a success sooner or later.

Oddly, the kids are named B... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Oddly, the kids are named Bill and Hillary.

Keith Haring's Pollack Peri... (Below threshold)

Keith Haring's Pollack Period

I'm not saying it's OK to b... (Below threshold)

I'm not saying it's OK to beat them within an inch of their lives . . . but I do understand.

When you get that 3:00 AM c... (Below threshold)

When you get that 3:00 AM call what will your village be doing?

Journalists for the NYTimes... (Below threshold)

Journalists for the NYTimes review the lastest Jeremiah Wright Scandal.

I told you all Hillary supp... (Below threshold)

I told you all Hillary supporters are white boys.

Daddy - we also helped you ... (Below threshold)

Daddy - we also helped you change the oil in the car.

#72 and #73Shouldn... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

#72 and #73

Shouldn't that be "white debbils"

My kids last day on earth!<... (Below threshold)

My kids last day on earth!

Now will you believe Obama ... (Below threshold)

Now will you believe Obama has no questionable personal associations?

Jackson Pollock with the he... (Below threshold)

Jackson Pollock with the help of one of his brothers, during his early "minimalist" period

Then little Billy and Johnn... (Below threshold)

Then little Billy and Johnny found out what a Conniption Fit really was.

Revealed: The first pictur... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

Revealed: The first pictures of the location of Bernie Ward's arrest.

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retired military:

Two democratic underground posters try to demonstrate that the ice caps are diminishing in a similar manner to the dU Truther who built the chicken wire model of the World trade centers.

Whitewash: It's not the cr... (Below threshold)

Whitewash: It's not the crime, it's the cover-up.

"But Mommy! It's performanc... (Below threshold)

"But Mommy! It's performance art!"
Future Yalies deconstruct their living area.

OK, I'm done here... where ... (Below threshold)

OK, I'm done here... where do you want me to start next?

John "Go big or stay home" ... (Below threshold)

John "Go big or stay home" didn't thoroughly consider the outcome when his children wanted to finger paint and he suggested foot painting.

Wait! You missed a spot...... (Below threshold)

Wait! You missed a spot...

Flat screen television... $... (Below threshold)

Flat screen television... $350.00

Leather couch............ $1800.00

1 Gallon can of pain..... $9.00

Coming home to finding the mess, and thanking god it wasn't poop... Priceless.

Johny and Ricky got the wro... (Below threshold)
Ken from Camarillo:

Johny and Ricky got the wrong impression(istic) from their recent field trip to the modern art show.

Unconditional Love.... (Below threshold)

Unconditional Love.

Use a condom. Your furnitu... (Below threshold)

Use a condom. Your furniture will thank you.

"Mommy, do we have any more... (Below threshold)

"Mommy, do we have any more Marshmellow Fluff?"

The world through Reverend ... (Below threshold)

The world through Reverend Wright's eyes: A big white mess.

But It looked so easy on th... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

But It looked so easy on the D.I.Y. channel

Why you should never hire L... (Below threshold)

Why you should never hire Lindsay Lohan to babysit: as she is trying on your fur coats, your kids find her stash, mix it with water and after ingesting some, decide to share it with the living room.

Future Trading Spaces desig... (Below threshold)

Future Trading Spaces designers

Extreme Makeover: Pre-Schoo... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Extreme Makeover: Pre-School Edition

After watching Al Gores Mov... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

After watching Al Gores Movie An Inconvenient Truth, The kids develop a strategy to stop the Ice burgs from melting by painting them permanently to the HDTV, (albeit a poor strategy but a well meaning strategy nonetheless')

When I said I wanted to get... (Below threshold)

When I said I wanted to get plastered with the Wizbang staff, this isn't exactly what I meant.

Them? Er, those are you're... (Below threshold)

Them? Er, those are you're older brothers. They don't, um, live here anymore.....

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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