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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

From left, Ernie Frausto, Ricky Terry, Ben Holder, and Eric Shangle, all of San Francisco, dance as they celebrate California's supreme court decision on Castro Street in San Francisco, Thursday, May, 15, 2008. A huge crowd gathered in the Castro district to celebrate, after the California Supreme Court overturned a voter-approved ban on gay marriage Thursday in a ruling that would allow same-sex couples in the nation's biggest state to tie the knot.<br />
(AP Photo/Darryl Bush)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Gay reaction to the Califor... (Below threshold)

Gay reaction to the California Supreme Courts decision in support of same sex marriage was subdued.

Hey, big guy! Let's pretend... (Below threshold)

Hey, big guy! Let's pretend I'm the press and you're Obama! Oh, baby!

Indiana Jones and the Kingd... (Below threshold)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of STD's.

The superdelegates are gett... (Below threshold)

The superdelegates are getting a little rowdy as the democratic convention approaches.

Hey, big fella. Let's make ... (Below threshold)

Hey, big fella. Let's make babies!

Oh, wait, we can't...

Hey gang! Let's do the Sen.... (Below threshold)

Hey gang! Let's do the Sen. Craig!

Now, that's a wide stance...

Enthusiasm aside, San Franc... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Enthusiasm aside, San Francisco gays lack the sense of style synonymous with most homosexuals.

Bend over, there, Rear Admi... (Below threshold)

Bend over, there, Rear Admiral, I'm driving tonight!

Though shunned from America... (Below threshold)

Though shunned from American Idol Jason Castro became extremely popular with the Gay community.

Hey Scottie, did you bring ... (Below threshold)

Hey Scottie, did you bring the fudge?

Now that gays in California... (Below threshold)

Now that gays in California have won the gay marriage issue, they now hope traditional America will finally accept the homosexual public form of affection known as "dry humping" as normal too.

...you may now kiss the one... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

...you may now kiss the one who recieves.

Bastion of liberal thinking... (Below threshold)

Bastion of liberal thinking, Charleston, West Virginia, celebrates Hillary's landslide victory.

"No, we're not homosexual, ... (Below threshold)

"No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn."

Ya think Obama will come ou... (Below threshold)

Ya think Obama will come out with bi-Curious George T-Shirts next?

Practicing that peculiarly ... (Below threshold)

Practicing that peculiarly wide stanced dance step known as The Craig.

Let, see. Terrorists suppor... (Below threshold)

Let, see. Terrorists support Obama. Obama supports gay marriage.

Do you think maybe this is what the terrorists really want?

Blue Oyster Cult... (Below threshold)

Blue Oyster Cult

With the pounding of a gave... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

With the pounding of a gavel, the The Village People were overwhelmed by empassioned, effeminate pleas to perform at "our reception".

Sorry, 15 is my limit on Sn... (Below threshold)

Sorry, 15 is my limit on Snitzengruben.

So, this is why we have Nan... (Below threshold)

So, this is why we have Nancy Pelosi.

Slightly off topic, but Goo... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Slightly off topic, but Google "effeminate" if you want a good laugh.

Seriously. I did a screen cap because I couldn't believe it.

It's a trilogy! "Ind... (Below threshold)

It's a trilogy!
"Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Orifice"
"Indiana Jones and the STDs of Doom"
"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Meth"

Which one is Master and whi... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Which one is Master and which one is Blaster?

Had I only spelled "Crystal... (Below threshold)

Had I only spelled "Crystal" right!

Piss on you, I'm working fo... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks.

Not a caption -- but the <b... (Below threshold)

Not a caption -- but the If Flashing, You've Been Accepted blogad is particularly fitting for this picture.

"Make sure the small-minded... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:

"Make sure the small-minded bigots get a picture of us dancing in the streets so that they can mock us like fifth-graders! It'll make them feel better about themselves if only for a minute or two."

Which neighborhood of San F... (Below threshold)

Which neighborhood of San Francisco is this: Sodom or Gomorrah?

They can't be gay, they loo... (Below threshold)

They can't be gay, they look happy...

The only people dancing mor... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The only people dancing more feverishly were California's divorce lawyers.

Pull my...... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Pull my...

Divorce! Alimony! Custody h... (Below threshold)

Divorce! Alimony! Custody hearings! Losing half our pensions! Is this great or what!?

Sorry Fustian, we must've b... (Below threshold)

Sorry Fustian, we must've been thinking along the same line about the dance step. Or maybe my eye caught your caption without really consciously reading it.

No wonder the corrupt court... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

No wonder the corrupt courts support "gay rights" - they are so used to sodomizing voters.

Do anybody REALLY believe t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Do anybody REALLY believe those guys want to get married?

Okay, assume the position. ... (Below threshold)

Okay, assume the position. ww

Rodney: apparently great (a... (Below threshold)

Rodney: apparently great (and not so great) minds think alike.

Hell, let's just move out to California and get married!

JFO, JP2, BryanD and Mantis... (Below threshold)

JFO, JP2, BryanD and Mantis celebrate the California's supreme court ruling. ww

"Hooray, now we can get mar... (Below threshold)

"Hooray, now we can get married just like the Breeders do! Let's do it! Um..... What's your name again?"

"Next we need the Gayest St... (Below threshold)

"Next we need the Gayest State Supreme Court in the land to force all the churches to marry us...... It's the land of the free...!"

Things are already getting ... (Below threshold)

Things are already getting ugly in Denver.

Moments later, the euphoria... (Below threshold)

Moments later, the euphoria degenerated into clawing and scratching over disagreement about who gets to wear the wedding gown.

Michelle Obama was heard to... (Below threshold)

Michelle Obama was heard to say yet again "This is the first time in my adult life that I've been proud to be an American....." No word as of yet on how this will affect her husbands endorsement from Hamas. It's not that Hamas members don't enjoy the occasional reach around, they just like to keep it on the down low....

Fred Phelps, undergoing spo... (Below threshold)

Fred Phelps, undergoing spontaneous combustion, could not be reached for comment.

Dancing with the stars, Gay... (Below threshold)

Dancing with the stars, Gay edition.

Finally, we have won the ri... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

Finally, we have won the right to enter the holy sacrament of marriage. Let's celebrate and do it in the road!

As sung by Sylvester from L... (Below threshold)

As sung by Sylvester from Looney Tunes:

"Some Sunday morning is going to be,
Some Sunday morning for someone and me.
Bells will be chiming an old melody,
Specially for someone and me."

Dear friend,Mr. an... (Below threshold)

Dear friend,

Mr. and Mr. Bruce Holder, parents of Ben,
and Mrs. and Mrs. Rosie Shangle, parents of Eric,
invite you as they join in unholy matrimony on June 1, 2008 at the south bound rest area, route 280 near San Mateo at three o'clock a.m.
Reception to follow at the men's room, Terminal A, lower concourse (ah c'mon, you all know which men's room), SF Int'l Airport.
The couple is registered at Starbucks.
RSVP regrets only, silly.

Fustian, Only if my ministe... (Below threshold)

Fustian, Only if my minister, Rev. Wright presides.

"YYY...M...C...A!! It's... (Below threshold)

"YYY...M...C...A!! It's fun to stay at the YYY...M...C...A....."

"Relax, don't do it, when y... (Below threshold)

"Relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it..."

You the Bride, No..No... Yo... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

You the Bride, No..No... You the Bride!

Holden McGroin and several ... (Below threshold)

Holden McGroin and several of his Scottish friends celebrate today's California Supreme court ruling in Edinburgh. "It's only a matter of time before that type of progressive thought makes it's way across the Atlantic to the repressive society we have here--unless you're Muslim, that is," said Mr. McGroin.

Dirty Dancing - 2008. Nobo... (Below threshold)

Dirty Dancing - 2008. Nobody puts Brucie in a corner.

"Wow! It's like fifteen guy... (Below threshold)

"Wow! It's like fifteen guys for every guy here!"

Gays celebrate outside of t... (Below threshold)

Gays celebrate outside of the California Supreme Court as "Court to Voters, Screw You!" is written on the marquis.

The California Supreme C... (Below threshold)

The California Supreme Court, shown here explaining their decision to the theme from 'La Cage Aux Folles'.

♬I'm gettin... (Below threshold)

I'm getting married in the morning! Ding dong!
The bells are gonna chime. Pull out the stopper!
Let's have a whopper! But get me to the hetero-centric homophobic church on time!

Democrats gone wild.... (Below threshold)

Democrats gone wild.

Oh, Sweetie, happy days are... (Below threshold)

Oh, Sweetie, happy days are here again.

Dude!Dud... (Below threshold)




"I'm not a dude, but if I had balls they'd be bigger than yours!"


Fleet Week... (Below threshold)

Fleet Week

The man purse, the ugly pla... (Below threshold)

The man purse, the ugly plaid pants, the over the top neon yellow shirt.....Pete wasn't sure, but was starting to suspect his old frat brothers might be gay.

As the Folsom Street Fair c... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

As the Folsom Street Fair clearly demonstrates, seeing two guys publicly married is better than seeing two guys publicly, ahem, engaged.

The Pelosi for President 20... (Below threshold)

The Pelosi for President 2012 Campaign Fundraiser started off with a bang...

Responding to the odd, haun... (Below threshold)

Responding to the odd, haunting Cher melody playing in their heads the four discover they are really Cylons.

Opening ceremonies at the W... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Opening ceremonies at the Wizbangblue convention.

The all gay remake of "Indi... (Below threshold)

The all gay remake of "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" got fab reviews outside the theatre...

Yay, words have no meaning!... (Below threshold)

Yay, words have no meaning!

Dancing in the moonlight</p... (Below threshold)

Dancing in the moonlight

Everybody's feeling all tight

It's such a queer unnatural sight

dancing in the moonlight

The four California Supreme... (Below threshold)

The four California Supreme Court Justices responsible for the Gay Marriage ruling, take to the streets to celebrate.

"With this thing? I thee... (Below threshold)

"With this thing? I thee wed thee!"

In a startling revelation, ... (Below threshold)

In a startling revelation, Carson Kressly denounces the above photo as a fraud! "There isn't a self respecting gay man in the country that would be caught dead in plaid pants this close to Memorial Day."

I now pronounce You, Adam a... (Below threshold)

I now pronounce You, Adam and Steve!

"Bobby, I thought You broug... (Below threshold)

"Bobby, I thought You brought the slip on?"

"Nah, screw that safe sex stuff!"

Fuck the people and their v... (Below threshold)

Fuck the people and their votes!
Fuck the institution that has served humanity so well for millenia!

It's all about us Homos!

[sorry about the cussing, but it conveyed the sentiment most accurately]

Wizbang trolls Dr Lava, Bri... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

Wizbang trolls Dr Lava, Brian, JFO, and jp2 celebrate the California Supreme Court ruling legalizing gay marriage to chickens.

Do Not Flaunt Happy Gay Fun... (Below threshold)

Do Not Flaunt Happy Gay Fun Balls

The lumberjack convention r... (Below threshold)

The lumberjack convention reacted to what they thought was a free pancake breakfast.

Lawyers specializing in gay... (Below threshold)

Lawyers specializing in gay divorces react to the California Supreme Court decision on gay marriage.

Looks like they need Queer ... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Looks like they need Queer Eye for the Queer Guy

Ben Dover and Phil McCavity... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Ben Dover and Phil McCavity celebrate the gay marriage ruling

Ernie Frausto liked the Ind... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Ernie Frausto liked the Indy movie so much, he got his chest waxed just like Harry Ford

"You may now so... (Below threshold)

"You may now sodomize the bride.."

Bay area divorce attorneys ... (Below threshold)
Billll Author Profile Page:

Bay area divorce attorneys celebrate the prospect of finally having a client base of any sort at all.

"Throw out your hands... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

"Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!

"Cut" "Wrong!" "Just watch me. It's so simple, you sissy Marys! Give me the playback! And watch me, faggots."

"ON TO ENUMCLAW!"</p... (Below threshold)


I had a caption but I decid... (Below threshold)

I had a caption but I decided to read through the others first.

About 2/3 of the responses in this thread make me embarassed to call myself a conservative.

Way to be "funny" guys.

I feel prettyOh s... (Below threshold)
Marty Rimmshot:

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty, and witty, and bright ..."

"Oh great! Now we can reall... (Below threshold)

"Oh great! Now we can really come out of the closet!"

Somewhere a divorce lawyer ... (Below threshold)

Somewhere a divorce lawyer is smiling.

"So, Larry, do you want to ... (Below threshold)

"So, Larry, do you want to be the bride, or should I be be the bride?"

A loaf of bread, a jug of w... (Below threshold)

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and wow, now we need prenups.

Not that's there anything w... (Below threshold)

Not that's there anything wrong with it...

"Look! Conjunctive twins!"... (Below threshold)

"Look! Conjunctive twins!"

Chaos erupts as terrorists ... (Below threshold)

Chaos erupts as terrorists explode a gay-bomb in a crowded street outside a San Francisco movie theatre.

Music for the street dance ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Music for the street dance provided by the Village People.

"Dude" in the yellow shirt:... (Below threshold)
Son of a PIg and a Monkey:

"Dude" in the yellow shirt: "Not the face, not the face"

/Blazing Saddles

Who's yo DADDY?!?... (Below threshold)
Just Ed:

Who's yo DADDY?!?

The new Supreme Court under... (Below threshold)

The new Supreme Court under Obama dances after another decision retooling the Constitution.

DUDE! Where's my butt plug?... (Below threshold)

DUDE! Where's my butt plug?

"Macho Married Men, ... (Below threshold)

"Macho Married Men,
We want to be
Married Macho Men!"

The hot tub is fixed! The h... (Below threshold)

The hot tub is fixed! The hot tub is fixed!

Announcement on loudspeaker... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Announcement on loudspeaker:
"Queerly beloved, we are gathered to celebrate the death of democracy in California, courtesy of judicial activism."

Karl Malden warned us that ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Karl Malden warned us that the streets of San Francisco weren't straight.

Men without hair rejoice at... (Below threshold)

Men without hair rejoice at the opening of "Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of Crystal Gayle"

Straight out of the DNC Pol... (Below threshold)

Straight out of the DNC Political Playbook... well... er... not literally speaking.

With one judical ruling, Ka... (Below threshold)

With one judical ruling, Kathy Griffin became the most sought-after wedding official. This may promote her to a C-List celebrity.

Mayor Newsom and the SF Cit... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Mayor Newsom and the SF City Council celebrate in the streets after the decision handed down, yeah, down and dirty, by the CA Supreme Court.

It's just a jump to the ... (Below threshold)
Karl Author Profile Page:

It's just a jump to the left...
But it's the pelvic thrust --
That really drives you insa-a-a-ane...

"Ya All Come!!!!!"... (Below threshold)

"Ya All Come!!!!!"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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