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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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Good news: Burger King is hiring.  Bad news: Hey, what happened to the Burger King?

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Fast food, if the governmen... (Below threshold)

Fast food, if the government ran it.

Burger King- Home of the Ha... (Below threshold)

Burger King- Home of the Haitian mud cookie.

Giant mutant gophers are ta... (Below threshold)

Giant mutant gophers are taking out fast food franchises all over town.

Congress closed down Burger... (Below threshold)

Congress closed down Burger King because they were using too much "oil"...

Undersize me.... (Below threshold)

Undersize me.

I was a pretty nasty divorc... (Below threshold)

I was a pretty nasty divorce and Burger Queen seems to have gotten the house.

Doh! That was supposed to b... (Below threshold)

Doh! That was supposed to be:
It was a pretty nasty divorce and Burger Queen seems to have gotten the house.

Do you want dirt with that?... (Below threshold)

Do you want dirt with that?

Bill Clinton's final restin... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton's final resting place. It was the only place where he was truly happy.

Ding! Dirt is doneDi... (Below threshold)

Ding! Dirt is done
Ding! Dirt is done
I gotta run, I gotta run
I work at Burger King, make flame broiled mudpies
I wear paper hats
Would you like a pick and spade with that?
Would you like a pick and spade with that?

It's a metaphor for Hillary... (Below threshold)

It's a metaphor for Hillary's campaign, isn't it?
"Now hiring managers".

I don't know what it is, bu... (Below threshold)

I don't know what it is, but the whopper tastes better here.

Maybe it's the minerals.

The new earth friendly Burg... (Below threshold)

The new earth friendly Burger King isn't doing as well.

Hold the compost, hold the ... (Below threshold)

Hold the compost, hold the insects
Special orders don't upset us
All we ask is that you let us serve serve dirt your way.

And, beginning in our 58th ... (Below threshold)

And, beginning in our 58th state, government will eliminate fast food, for the common good. No word yet if Arugula Nation will bid on the property.

Just moments before this ph... (Below threshold)

Just moments before this photo was taken, the Buger King CEO was overheard saying, "and you thought building on an ancient burial ground was wrong. We saved a fortune by just moving the headstones and AARRRRRGGHHHHHH....!!!! "

The fringe militia of the C... (Below threshold)

The fringe militia of the Chick-Fil-A cow army scores their first decisive victory.

The Obama America:... (Below threshold)

The Obama America:

Ever since liberals held majorities in each branch of government, they had made huge efforts to build international relationships by demanding we live as many in the other parts of the world.

Mexico is now building a fence to keep illegal's from crossing from the north seeking better living conditions.

Burger King was one of the ... (Below threshold)

Burger King was one of the first casualties when Obama put PETA in charge of the Food and Drug Administration.

And in other news, new Burg... (Below threshold)

And in other news, new Burger King chairman Barack Obama completed unconditional negotiations with rival McDonalds today......

At open mic night, the Burg... (Below threshold)

At open mic night, the Burger King felt it deeply when he sang:
"In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt"

Obama policy headquarters: ... (Below threshold)

Obama policy headquarters: home of the whopper!

We've got some Mexicans com... (Below threshold)
the struggler:

We've got some Mexicans coming in to build your new Burger King.We should be serving sometime this afternoon.

Amish Burger King.... (Below threshold)

Amish Burger King.

"The King was gone....but n... (Below threshold)

"The King was gone....but not forgotten"

Every time I eat a whopper ... (Below threshold)

Every time I eat a whopper I get the runs. ww

"The '50s are back! Coming... (Below threshold)

"The '50s are back! Coming soon, the bomb-shelter edition of Burger King! Courtesy the country of Iran and its leader Ahmed ImAdinnerjacket......Featuring nuke broiled burgers. And every kids meal comes with a Twelfth/Hidden Imam action figure."

Managers Heaven or Hell, ju... (Below threshold)

Managers Heaven or Hell, just depends on how you look at it.

President Obama's president... (Below threshold)

President Obama's presidential order calling for an immeadiate removal of fast food establishments was a defining moment in young Johnny's eyes as he knew someday, somewhere he would exact his revenge for the loss of his happymeal.

Hmmm... Looks like the work... (Below threshold)

Hmmm... Looks like the work of Ronald's Insane Clown Posse

Hold the pickles,Hol... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hold the pickles,
Hold the lettuce;
Implode the building,
It won't upset us.

One look at the Islamabad B... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

One look at the Islamabad Burger King and you just knew that somewhere, somehow an American had mistreated a Koran.

Everyone agreed the 'Mic... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Everyone agreed the 'Michelle Obama' store design was a flop, but her husband would not allow anyone to say so in public.

911: "What kinda building p... (Below threshold)

911: "What kinda building parts are missing?"
BK Manager: "Parts is parts."

"Don't raze me bro'"... (Below threshold)

"Don't raze me bro'"

If you build it, they will ... (Below threshold)

If you build it, they will come.

The trap was set and baited... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The trap was set and baited, now the C.H.U.D.s only needed to wait.

...if Heath Ledger had been... (Below threshold)

...if Heath Ledger had been Ronald McDonald...

*BEEP* "French Fries... (Below threshold)

*BEEP* "French Fries are done..."

Geez Zoidberg, I can't beli... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Geez Zoidberg, I can't believe you grew up here. Decapod 10 is a total dump.

I liked that Burger King. ... (Below threshold)

I liked that Burger King. Couldn't Bill told her it was over somewhere else?

Billy Mays discovers to his... (Below threshold)

Billy Mays discovers to his chagrin, that OxiClean dissolves more than just dirt!

Burger King's "mole friendl... (Below threshold)

Burger King's "mole friendly" franchise store was considered innovative in it's concept and design, but due to a poorly executed advertising campaign no moles ever applied for manager positions and the store didn't succeed.

BK buries its resturants in... (Below threshold)
The brain:

BK buries its resturants in dirt to promote its new crossover fighting game "King vs. Dig Dug"

Oops! Blew that one! 'Sup... (Below threshold)

Oops! Blew that one! 'Supposed to send the jobs to India, not the building.

Modernization eventually st... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Modernization eventually stole The Shire's rustic charm.

Well, yes, technically that... (Below threshold)

Well, yes, technically that counts as change.

Hobbits is practically chic... (Below threshold)

Hobbits is practically chicken.

DRUDGEBREAKING: ABC's Th... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: ABC's The Mole reality TV show got off to a rocky start as one contestant, a former BK employee, was traced back to this store. Developing...

After the mandated removal ... (Below threshold)

After the mandated removal of trans-fats, preservatives and high fructose corn syrups, Burger King was reduced to a compost heap.

Burger King, PETA style.</p... (Below threshold)

Burger King, PETA style.

See what happens whey you b... (Below threshold)

See what happens whey you ban corporations from hiring Illegal Aliens.

The healthiest Burger King ... (Below threshold)

The healthiest Burger King in America.

Michael Moore's last wishes... (Below threshold)

Michael Moore's last wishes were honored today at a burger-laying ceremony in Flint.

Burger King> For The People... (Below threshold)

Burger King> For The People That Dig Fast Food.

Pull my whopper.... (Below threshold)

Pull my whopper.

President Obama began his n... (Below threshold)

President Obama began his nation wide program to comply with the United Nations rulings on what Americans should and should not be allowed to eat.

All that was ever recovered... (Below threshold)

All that was ever recovered of The King was his crown with a postit stating -- 'EET MOR CHIKKIN'

Hillary responds to questio... (Below threshold)

Hillary responds to questions about a picture of her projected idea toward better health care with a "Prevention" plan:

"Oh, but it is there. You're just not thinking fourth-dimensionally."

Indiana Jones And The Pile ... (Below threshold)

Indiana Jones And The Pile Of Dirt.

The new eco-friendly Burger... (Below threshold)

The new eco-friendly Burger King had a promising future until the rains came and the building materials dissolved.

Following the economic stra... (Below threshold)

Following the economic strategy of senate democrats Exxon-Mobil joins Burger King to drill for Whoppers

A Good Vice Presidential Ca... (Below threshold)

A Good Vice Presidential Candidate Is Always The Last Place You Look

Do you want raunchy fries w... (Below threshold)

Do you want raunchy fries with that dirtburger?

The Ground Breaking Of The ... (Below threshold)

The Ground Breaking Of The Hillary Clinton Presidential Library

Wow! I thought only White C... (Below threshold)

Wow! I thought only White Castle had sliders!

The King used a 'subprime l... (Below threshold)

The King used a 'subprime loan' and defaulted.

The building was removed af... (Below threshold)

The building was removed after a lawsuit conducted in the 9th circuit found the steam from the fryer contributed to global warming and endangered the polar bears.

This Is Where They Buried T... (Below threshold)

This Is Where They Buried The T.V. Series "Chuck"

Upon hearing that the World... (Below threshold)

Upon hearing that the World STILL felt that we were over-eating, President Obama ordered all Burger King restaurants razed.

This Is The Corner Of "Goin... (Below threshold)

This Is The Corner Of "Going No Where" And "Done That."

What Nixon Should Have Don... (Below threshold)

What Nixon Should Have Done With The Tapes.

A Political Campaign Starte... (Below threshold)

A Political Campaign Starter Kit ( Just Add Water )

Burger King of the Hill... (Below threshold)

Burger King of the Hill

Michael Moore always said t... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Michael Moore always said that whoppers made him flatulent -and then...

With all the money I spent ... (Below threshold)

With all the money I spent on this franchise, you'd think it would come with a building!

Plans for a British ... (Below threshold)

Plans for a British Burger King franchise "in the underground" seems to have lost something in the translation!

Burger King's flame broiled... (Below threshold)
Piso Mojado:

Burger King's flame broiled product became the lastest casualty in AlGores Global Warming Scam as the carbon credit agency defaulted and left town with the money leaving BK holding the burlap bag and nothing but a huge hole.

In an effort to connect wit... (Below threshold)

In an effort to connect with "common-folk" the Hillary campaign bus stops at Burger King to order a round of Whoppers.

Quicker than the teen at the drive-in widow can say, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky," she hands the bus driver transcripts of every Hillary speech given in the last 2 years.

(Reuters later reports the teen was slipped a piece of paper containing an address and phone # to a Harlem, NY residence.)

"... and in economic news t... (Below threshold)

"... and in economic news today, Burger Kings new franchising campaign titled: 'Have It Your Way!', seems to be a bust..."

Do NOT fuck up the o... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

Do NOT fuck up the order of He Who Walks Behind The Rows!

Future employer of Hillary ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Future employer of Hillary Clinton's campaign managers

Dick Cheney told them to ho... (Below threshold)

Dick Cheney told them to hold the pickles and he got pickles. He gave them his definition of "shock and awe".

I noe can haz cheezeburgah?... (Below threshold)

I noe can haz cheezeburgah?

They're here!... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

They're here!

Samwise Gamgee bought the B... (Below threshold)

Samwise Gamgee bought the Bag End BK franchise; it took another week for the roof to grow in.

Burger King and the Air For... (Below threshold)

Burger King and the Air Force are experimentally placing missile defense silos in residential areas...

Ronald McDonald has it his ... (Below threshold)

Ronald McDonald has it his way.

New York Mayor Michael Bloo... (Below threshold)

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg unvailed harsh new penalties for restaurants violating the city's ban on trans-fat.

ALL YOUR FAST FOOD ARE BELO... (Below threshold)


Good news: Burger King is h... (Below threshold)
Jay Dean:

Good news: Burger King is hiring.
Bad news: Hey, what happened to the Burger King?

Hillary Clinton meeting vot... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary Clinton meeting voters at a Burger King told them that "God would send me a sign if he wants me to get out of the race."

"That is a Whopper with Fri... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"That is a Whopper with Fries and a large coke. Would you like some oars with that?"

In France, The first Burger... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

In France, The first Burger King was a fortified Bunker.

"Pile it up at Burger King"... (Below threshold)

"Pile it up at Burger King"

Self-deportation of illegal... (Below threshold)

Self-deportation of illegals has demolished the fast-food industry. Wait till it reaches your neighborhood.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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