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Boy did this Floridian get special service when he paid a woman $100 an hour to clean his house while nude.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

How did the husband explain the maid service to his wife? I will allow Wizbang readers to make suggestions.


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Maybe he told her he though... (Below threshold)

Maybe he told her he thought the place needed "cleaning up".

Actually, this sounds fishy to me. Like maybe an insurance scam or something. . .

"Honey, when I told the mai... (Below threshold)

"Honey, when I told the maid to clean house, I didn't think she'd clean house!"

Nah, I don't think it's a scam. He got burgled...and he'll soon be divorced, I think.

"You know how environmen... (Below threshold)

"You know how environmentally conscious I am sweetie-pie... I think our air quality is well worth $100 per hour to avoid all those caustic clothing fibers! Besides, how was I to know she had stolen your jewelry? I didn't see any of it on her when she left."

Heh, methinks this is going... (Below threshold)

Heh, methinks this is going to end up costing him a lot more than $40K.....and put some lawyer's kid through college.....

Anybody got her number? </p... (Below threshold)

Anybody got her number?

My mancave needs a little tidying up.......and I'll make damn sure to keep an eye on her.

Well maybe both eyes.

where does a naked lady put... (Below threshold)

where does a naked lady put $40k worth of jewelry??

That was either one perfect diamond or that lady has some tricks up her...


I agree with COgirl. A man ... (Below threshold)
Boyd Author Profile Page:

I agree with COgirl. A man is going to hire a maid to clean the house nude, and not watch her? What sense does that make?

Then again, if he's lying to cover something up, this sounds like a pretty stupid lie.

To quote a few John Prine l... (Below threshold)

To quote a few John Prine lyrics:

Well, I sat there at the table
And I acted real naive ♫
Cuz I knew that topless lady
Had somethin' up her sleeve! ♫

It's obvious when yo... (Below threshold)

It's obvious when you call stripper house cleaners the first thing you want to do is leave them unattended. Duh!

The only thing probably fac... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

The only thing probably factual about this story is the part about the woman stealing. My guess is that the man is lying about what he hired the woman to do.

Or . . .

If the man isn't lying, then his name must be Forrest Gump.

Honey?? You know Im a big ... (Below threshold)

Honey?? You know Im a big tipper.

"Uh...well.. I was trying t... (Below threshold)

"Uh...well.. I was trying to surprise you without spending a lot of money. When I saw her advertising "bare services" I just misunderstood."






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