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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

This was for the second annual 'Father's Day Frosty Weekend,' which has a goal to raise more than $1.3 million for the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption and the Wendy's Wonderful Kids Foundation. Credits: Iverson/AP

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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How like Hollywood to feed ... (Below threshold)

How like Hollywood to feed us even more crap...

I will have thighs with tha... (Below threshold)

I will have thighs with that.

I hadn't realized those Hou... (Below threshold)

I hadn't realized those Housewives were quite that Desperate.

If there were any justice i... (Below threshold)

If there were any justice in the world, this would be Nancy Pelosi's job.

supersize 'em... (Below threshold)

supersize 'em

She's too hot...she's melti... (Below threshold)

She's too hot...she's melting the Frostys!

I'll take two milkshakes, a... (Below threshold)

I'll take two milkshakes, and supersize them.

Objects in mirror may appea... (Below threshold)

Objects in mirror may appear larger than they are...

Cervix with a smile.... (Below threshold)

Cervix with a smile.

Ron Paul campaign manager s... (Below threshold)

Ron Paul campaign manager snagged a job. ww

I got your beef right here ... (Below threshold)

I got your beef right here Eva.

They say it's even better t... (Below threshold)

They say it's even better than fast food...

Nice Jugs... (Below threshold)

Nice Jugs

You want some great big mil... (Below threshold)

You want some great big milky goodness?

I do, Eva, move the cups...

I'll take a B-Cup to go.</p... (Below threshold)

I'll take a B-Cup to go.

Under the new McCain admini... (Below threshold)

Under the new McCain administration, this is how Hollywood is forced to pay off their carbon taxes.

Where's the queef... (Below threshold)

Where's the queef

You should have seen what h... (Below threshold)

You should have seen what happened to the Burger King down the street when they invited Tyra Banks to work the [email protected]#$!

Ronald is fairly benign and... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Ronald is fairly benign and The King is somewhat annoying, but this one is downright scary

I thought Wendy had red hai... (Below threshold)

I thought Wendy had red hair?

Why yes, that is a supersiz... (Below threshold)

Why yes, that is a supersize in my pants AND I am happy to see you.

White people were stunned a... (Below threshold)

White people were stunned at how large the reparations payments required by the Obama administration were.

Wendy's is "Hot and Fresh".... (Below threshold)

Wendy's is "Hot and Fresh".
And they have good food.

Excuse me, there's been a m... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Excuse me, there's been a mistake. I ordered Salma Hayek.

Talk about a milkshake brin... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Talk about a milkshake bringin' the boys to the yard...

Only then did the public re... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Only then did the public realize the scale of Tony Parker's eBay addiction.

Unlike the time Pam Anderso... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Unlike the time Pam Anderson stopped by, patrons can be reasonably sure they won't get hepatitis after Eva spits in their food.

"Here's the rest of Mr. Cli... (Below threshold)

"Here's the rest of Mr. Clinton's order. Where do you want the ten bags of fries?"

Pout the first one in the d... (Below threshold)

Pout the first one in the drain, and let it sit for an hour; rinse with hot water. If the drain is still clogged, repeat the procedure with the second container.

She gives me a Biggie.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

She gives me a Biggie.

They had to fire Barack las... (Below threshold)

They had to fire Barack last week. He kept giving out too much change...

They had to fire Hillary th... (Below threshold)

They had to fire Hillary the week before. She was keeping the change. Plus too many people lost their appetite.

Where else can you get two ... (Below threshold)

Where else can you get two giant slurpees from Eva Longoria?

"I drink...HER milkshake!"<... (Below threshold)

"I drink...HER milkshake!"

In Soviet Russia Wendy eats... (Below threshold)

In Soviet Russia Wendy eats you

If the Lakers had lost the ... (Below threshold)

If the Lakers had lost the series to the Spurs, you'd instead hear Jack Nicholson rasp "Want some g*dd*m fries widdat?" and then throw a Frosty at you.

Muchas Gracias.... (Below threshold)

Muchas Gracias.

Two Girls, Two Cups: Electr... (Below threshold)

Two Girls, Two Cups: Electric Boogaloo

And you thought "The Stepfo... (Below threshold)
GarandFan Author Profile Page:

And you thought "The Stepford Wives" was a fantasy movie.

Are you? No, you cou... (Below threshold)

Are you? No, you couldn't be. Wait, YES! You're that girl from Eight is Enough!

"That's not my order, you i... (Below threshold)

"That's not my order, you idiot!"

"Two drinks and you expect ... (Below threshold)

"Two drinks and you expect me to sleep with you!?"

"Ugh. My agent is soooooo ... (Below threshold)

"Ugh. My agent is soooooo fired."

"Oh, and uh, Eva...don't le... (Below threshold)

"Oh, and uh, Eva...don't let my fries get cold. Mmmmm-kay sweetie?""

DVD sales of "Over Her Dead... (Below threshold)

DVD sales of "Over Her Dead Body" wasn't enough to pay the bills.

Not to be outdone by Morgan... (Below threshold)

Not to be outdone by Morgan Spurlock's new show "30 Days", Eva Longoria begins filming her own version called "One Day".

In the new democrat majorit... (Below threshold)

In the new democrat majority country citizens will be matched to jobs according to their intelligence.

I came for something cold a... (Below threshold)

I came for something cold and Frosty, and now I'm getting a hankering for something hot and juicy!

Obama inspires typical whit... (Below threshold)

Obama inspires typical white people to do jobs they just wouldn't do....

"I told you I was a despera... (Below threshold)

"I told you I was a desperate housewife!"

The alarm inevitably goes o... (Below threshold)

The alarm inevitably goes off, spoiling everything.

Somebody found Patti Solis ... (Below threshold)

Somebody found Patti Solis Doyle.

Doing the jobs American's d... (Below threshold)

Doing the jobs American's don't want to do.

My milk shake brings all th... (Below threshold)

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge

Oh, by the way...they're co... (Below threshold)

Oh, by the way...they're cold and they're spectacular!

Man this job sucks, I'm gla... (Below threshold)

Man this job sucks, I'm glad I slept with that casting agent.

Afterward, Elisabeth Edward... (Below threshold)

Afterward, Elisabeth Edwards declared that she wouldn't allow John go to Wendy's anymore.

Due to the crashing Bush ec... (Below threshold)

Due to the crashing Bush economy and the recent dismissal of the San Antonio Spurs from the NBA playoffs, Eva Longoria is forced to do the work American's won't do.

No,no. When I asked if I co... (Below threshold)

No,no. When I asked if I could "get some fries with that shake" I meant... oh neverind.

Unfortunately for Eva Longo... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Unfortunately for Eva Longoria, Hollywood Squares didn't have an opening, but Wendy's did.

Eva Longoria working at Wen... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Eva Longoria working at Wendy's? Didn't Taco Bell have an opening?

In an effort to beef up sal... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

In an effort to beef up sales, Wendy's adds breasts and thighs to its menu.

In order to attract Hispani... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

In order to attract Hispanic customers, Wendy's adds something hot and spicy to its menu.

Forget Taco Bell. Yo quiero... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Forget Taco Bell. Yo quiero Eva Longoria.

When informed that "Fathers... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

When informed that "Fathers Day" does not necessarily equate to males only, the gals at NOW super sized their order from the Sperm Bank!

Hillary is shown how that s... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary is shown how that she can better serve the people of the US rather than being President.

In a season ending cliff-ha... (Below threshold)

In a season ending cliff-hanger, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria forgets to offer fries with those shakes.

You've come a long way, bab... (Below threshold)

You've come a long way, baby.

In an interesting study, re... (Below threshold)

In an interesting study, researchers concluded that stupid people are much more likely to enjoy bland, unhealthy food when it's handed to them by an attractive woman. However, 8 out of 10 male respondents downgraded their opinion of the food significantly when informed that this attractive woman is married to a Frenchman who earns an eight figure salary playing basketball.

My French basketball playin... (Below threshold)

My French basketball playing husband added a little something extra to your "Freedom Fries". Enjoy your meal.

Pull My zipper!... (Below threshold)

Pull My zipper!

Whaddaya mean you don't sel... (Below threshold)

Whaddaya mean you don't sell waffles? That is such a disappointment. We'll have to change that.

Obama's Foreign Policy advi... (Below threshold)

Obama's Foreign Policy advisor returns to her day job after Obama's defeat in November.

Who ever said "You can't go... (Below threshold)

Who ever said "You can't go home again?" Working at Wendy's is just like riding a bike, once you get the hang of it, you never forget!

Free Blood Sugar Meter With... (Below threshold)

Free Blood Sugar Meter With Your Order> A Sweet Deal.

Federline awoke from his dr... (Below threshold)

Federline awoke from his dream and realized that, no, Eva was not the drive-in girl. He went back to making fries.

The new Express lane at "Pl... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

The new Express lane at "Plastic Surgeons R US" opens in LA. "Here's your DD cups,
the Doctor will see you at the next window"

Hey, young man, isn't this ... (Below threshold)
Saul Goode:

Hey, young man, isn't this like the 30th time you been through here today?

All your shakes are belong ... (Below threshold)

All your shakes are belong to us.

Yeah, since the Spurs were ... (Below threshold)

Yeah, since the Spurs were knocked out of the playoffs, Tony didn't get that bonus. He's in the back making fries, hang on....

Bend over any further and I... (Below threshold)

Bend over any further and I will be a Longoria, too!

I'm sorry, you misunderstoo... (Below threshold)

I'm sorry, you misunderstood, that's not the shake I had in mind.

Let's skip the middleman, w... (Below threshold)

Let's skip the middleman, why don't you just adopt ME?

Let's get together and make... (Below threshold)

Let's get together and make lunch, you've got 2 all beef patties and I've got the special sauce.

Careful, these are two "spe... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Careful, these are two "special" ice teas for Hillary. Better hurry Y'all!

And im keeping my SUVs engi... (Below threshold)
Spurwing Plover:

And im keeping my SUVs engine running and im going to be part of that planned planet belch to prove this global warming is a lot of poppycock bull kaka

"Uh... no fries... but can ... (Below threshold)

"Uh... no fries... but can I have a Slurpee widdat?... If ya know what I mean."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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