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Obama no longer a mere politician -- oh, no. He's a GOD!

It's been confirmed: Barack Obama really is the Obamamessiah! Confirmed by who? Well, it's been confirmed by this dolt writing for, surprise surprise, a major U.S. newspaper, the San Francisco Gate.

Barack Obama isn't really one of us. Not in the normal way, anyway.

This is what I find myself offering up more and more in response to the whiners and the frowners and to those with broken or sadly dysfunctional karmic antennae - or no antennae at all - to all those who just don't understand and maybe even actively recoil against all this chatter about Obama's aura and feel and MLK/JFK-like vibe.

To them I say, all right, you want to know what it is? The appeal, the pull, the ethereal and magical thing that seems to enthrall millions of people from all over the world, that keeps opening up and firing into new channels of the culture normally completely unaffected by politics?

No, it's not merely his youthful vigor, or handsomeness, or even inspiring rhetoric. It is not fresh ideas or cool charisma or the fact that a black president will be historic and revolutionary in about a thousand different ways. It is something more. Even Bill Clinton, with all his effortless, winking charm, didn't have what Obama has, which is a sort of powerful luminosity, a unique high-vibration integrity.

Dismiss it all you like, but I've heard from far too many enormously smart, wise, spiritually attuned people who've been intuitively blown away by Obama's presence - not speeches, not policies, but sheer presence - to say it's just a clever marketing ploy, a slick gambit carefully orchestrated by hotshot campaign organizers who, once Obama gets into office, will suddenly turn from perky optimists to vile soul-sucking lobbyist whores, with Obama as their suddenly evil, cackling overlord.

Here's where it gets gooey. Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.

The unusual thing is, true Lightworkers almost never appear on such a brutal, spiritually demeaning stage as national politics. This is why Obama is so rare. And this why he is so often compared to Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr., to those leaders in our culture whose stirring vibrations still resonate throughout our short history.

Are you rolling your eyes and scoffing? Fine by me. But you gotta wonder, why has, say, the JFK legacy lasted so long, is so vital to our national identity? Yes, the assassination canonized his legend. The Kennedy family is our version of royalty. But there's something more. Those attuned to energies beyond the literal meanings of things, these people say JFK wasn't assassinated for any typical reason you can name. It's because he was just this kind of high-vibration being, a peacemaker, at odds with the war machine, the CIA, the dark side. And it killed him.

Reading this, I halfway wondered if this was some secret column switch made by the spies in the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, published for the sole purpose of mocking how ridiculous the media's fawning coverage of Obama's campaign has been.

Of course, we all know that's not true. People will actually read this and believe the insipid tripe.

Makes this video of fawning journalists seem tame, doesn't it?

Has anyone even heard the term "Lightworker" before? I'm pretty sure that's something this idiot and his "enlightened" buddies made up, probably when they were smoking... things. But hey, Obama is destined, he's entitled, the Presidency is his, because he's the Obamamessiah, and he will save our country and the world!! The birds will sing, the flowers will bloom, global warming will disappear, the economy will improve, the war in Iraq will be over, and the Middle East will stop wanting to kill us.

And hey, this guy said it loud and clear, exactly what it is that Obama's supporters like so gosh darn much about him. Forget policies or speeches, what's really important is that undefinable presence he has. That's all we need. Well, that, and the fist-bump.

God save us.

From LGF on a tip from Matthew.


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Comments (14)

Its magic.... (Below threshold)

Its magic.

Morford's grasp of reality ... (Below threshold)
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Morford's grasp of reality grows increasingly tenuous.

So the side that squawks ab... (Below threshold)

So the side that squawks about the separation of church and state, trying to get religion out of the public forum and screeching at any sign of faith on display now suddenly have found religion with their personal messiah.

That's about pathetic and arrogant as thinking man can save the planet.

Morford never had a grasp t... (Below threshold)

Morford never had a grasp to grow tenuous!

No, it's not merely h... (Below threshold)

No, it's not merely his youthful vigor, or handsomeness, or even inspiring rhetoric. It is not fresh ideas or cool charisma or the fact that a black president will be historic and revolutionary in about a thousand different ways. It is something more. Even Bill Clinton, with all his effortless, winking charm, didn't have what Obama has, which is a sort of powerful luminosity, a unique high-vibration integrity.

That's a pants full of verbosity. I can't wait to hear how the Obama campaign projects this youthful vigor(ous), handsome, powerful, fresh, cool, luminous, high vibration message.

No wonder Michelle sounds so pissed off.

"JFK ... was just this kind... (Below threshold)

"JFK ... was just this kind of high-vibration being, a peacemaker, at odds with the war machine, the CIA, the dark side. And it killed him."

WHAT THE F&#K??? A peacemaker? At odds with the CIA?

Ever hear of the MLK wiretapping? Bay of Pigs? Cuban Missile Crisis? Vietnam?

Dear God, what ARE these people smoking?

It's only too bad that the article didn't give us more examples of "Lightmakers." But I can guess -- Ghandi, The Dali Lama, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, etc.

Oh, no, "Lightworker" is no... (Below threshold)

Oh, no, "Lightworker" is not a new term.

It's another of those New Age terms that people come up with to say things like "holy man" or "saint" or "angel" without any of that embarrassing old-school Bible stuff.

It's basically a Christian cult of the weaker sort, without Jesus (except that some of the Lightworker folks think he was one of them and that the messages got stolen by the patriarchy or something like that).

It got started with some gal who wrote a book a decade or so back, and a lot of leftists took right to it. It's a underground religion for a lot of them (many of them still deny that it's a religion, and insist that it's a "philosophy" instead).

Get ready to hear a LOT more things like this. Every crackpot cult, splinter group, and nutjob will latch on to the Obamessiah over the next few months...

Its getting loonier.... (Below threshold)

Its getting loonier.

Did I fall asleep and wake ... (Below threshold)

Did I fall asleep and wake up missing something? I thought the libs felt religious fervor was so beneath them.

These people are positively... (Below threshold)

These people are positively swooning. It's astounding.

Revelations all over again!... (Below threshold)

Revelations all over again!

The battle at the end of time commences.

Obama, he speaks like Hitle... (Below threshold)

Obama, he speaks like Hitler

I have this recurring nightmare of Farrakhan or Wright spending the night at the White House in the Lincoln bedroom. Or Barack Hussein Obama having a luncheon on the lawns with Hamas representatives, Ayers, Meeks and company. Lord help us. This life-long will also be pulling the lever for John McCain, a man who is actually proud of his country.

We are judged by the company we keep.

I have a very good picture of Barack Hussein Obama's kind of change he wants to make. I can't beleive that the Democrat party could want this Obama instead of Hillary. I would never vote for Obama not because he's black but because of all the anti-American friends he has.

Once again the DNC has come up with an inadequate candidate, Barack Hussein Obama is a empty suit and I don't believe a word he says.

I am definately voting for John McCain. I like him alot so it is an easy move. He loves this country and went through hell during the POW days.

I am one of them Sc.D. a son of holocaust survivor who witnessed results of 1930's appeasement, I saw what my mother had to live through when she was in the concentration camps. She saw what is like when you cannot defend yourself from the Nazi tyranny, she saw her family burn in the ovens of Auschwitz and Birkenau, she witnessed the les affaires of the comatose Europeans Jewry while their fellow Jews were being shipped to their death camps, and the silence of the conciliators, she bore the numbers of her arms so we will never relent in our pursuit of freedom. Today I see in Barack Obama, he speaks like Hitler and hardly set down and argue like a human being, he bring an old memories that invokes the fears of Hitler days, he promised everything under the sun and that worries me the most. Hitler promised the German people everything and only destruction came about.


--- Leland Milton Goldblatt, Ph.D. ®
Distinguished Professor


So, God is into supporting ... (Below threshold)

So, God is into supporting terrorist state's, anarchist bomber's and racist church's??

I think not!

You, too, can be a <a href=... (Below threshold)

You, too, can be a Lightworker. Just sign up! Heh.






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