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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) bumps fists with his wife Michelle (L) before his speech at his South Dakota and Montana presidential primary election night rally in St. Paul, Minnesota June 3, 2008. REUTERS/Eric Miller (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)

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Michelle - You go blackie!... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle - You go blackie!!!

Wright on!... (Below threshold)

Wright on!

Obama - You go girl. ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - You go girl.

"Wonder Twin powers, activa... (Below threshold)

"Wonder Twin powers, activate!".

Wonder Twin powers--activat... (Below threshold)
Jim in Cleveland:

Wonder Twin powers--activate!
Form of . . . a proud for the first time American!
Shape of . . . uh, ya know, Change that we, uh, can believe in!

"One more election and we'r... (Below threshold)

"One more election and we're president for life!"

We got whitey! We got white... (Below threshold)

We got whitey! We got whitey! ww

I have a dream...</p... (Below threshold)

I have a dream...

Michelle has been using Voo... (Below threshold)

Michelle has been using Voodoo to completely control Barack for three years now.

Michelle: "You offered Hill... (Below threshold)

Michelle: "You offered Hillary that job, right?"
Obama: "Yup"
Michelle: "So when she's gettin' back with my latte?"

If that "Whitey" tape comes... (Below threshold)

If that "Whitey" tape comes out, I'm gonna bump more than just your fist, Michelle!

This oddly sexless gesture ... (Below threshold)

This oddly sexless gesture is brought to you by Al and Tipper Gore, who overdid it slightly when he got the nomination!

Afraid that they will have ... (Below threshold)

Afraid that they will have to define their political positions to the general electorate, the Obama's have decided to seek the power of "shazam" to carry them to the presidency. So far the weak minded have bowed to their power.

Allahu akhbar!... (Below threshold)

Allahu akhbar!

Stupid is as Stupid does. S... (Below threshold)

Stupid is as Stupid does. Sorry Forrest.

... three potato four, we g... (Below threshold)

... three potato four, we got the nod and Hill'ry's out the door.

If that tape surfaces it's ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

If that tape surfaces it's gonna be, "Bang, zoom, right to the moon!".

See Honey, you really can f... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

See Honey, you really can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time!

Who da Man?YOU da MA... (Below threshold)
The Grumpy Old Bald Guy:

Who da Man?

In a fair fight, I think Mi... (Below threshold)

In a fair fight, I think Michelle takes him...

Are you wearing your secret... (Below threshold)

Are you wearing your secret decoder ring?
Yup, got right here.
Ok, well what does Marxist mean ?

Oh Michelle, just imagine t... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oh Michelle, just imagine the tingle the media will get up their legs when they see this.

And as First Lady, Michelle... (Below threshold)

And as First Lady, Michelle is expected to focus on childhood illiteracy and extracting reparations from white oppressors.

Obama was later seen dry hu... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Obama was later seen dry humping the one most responsible for getting him where he is today - his teleprompter.

Obama and Michael Jackson p... (Below threshold)
the struggler:

Obama and Michael Jackson play "Rock, Paper,Scissors" before Obama's speech at Neverland

I got your "running mate" r... (Below threshold)

I got your "running mate" right here baby.

The bag of nothin' meets th... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The bag of nothin' meets the little ball of hate.

"White" House, my ass!... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"White" House, my ass!

"one, two, three, four, I d... (Below threshold)

"one, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war"

McCain: "I think we're gonn... (Below threshold)

McCain: "I think we're gonna need a bigger vote."

Barack thought bubble: "I h... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Barack thought bubble: "I hope nobody notices that Michelle's biceps are bigger than mine."

Don't judge me on the color... (Below threshold)

Don't judge me on the color of my skin, but on the dexterity of my digits!

Bring the chicken home to r... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Bring the chicken home to roost baby!

Hey, I had to get my hand s... (Below threshold)

Hey, I had to get my hand stamped, did you have to get your hand stamped? I saw a white guy who didn't have a stamp on his hand and they even let a Mexican walk right past me without getting his hand stamped.

Double dare. Pinkie swear. ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Double dare. Pinkie swear. Hate whitey forever.

"Hit the rock.""No... (Below threshold)
ed davis:

"Hit the rock."

"No! Not THAT rock. THIS rock!"

Rock, paper, scissors over ... (Below threshold)

Rock, paper, scissors over taking out the trash.

Um, Barry, dear, it only lo... (Below threshold)

Um, Barry, dear, it only looks cool when your wrist isn't so limp...

Remember sweetie, keep the ... (Below threshold)

Remember sweetie, keep the fist below the shoulders until November 5th. The Black Power salute might adversely affect the whitey vote.

Michelle whispers: "I'm tel... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Michelle whispers: "I'm telling you fist-bump and tush-touch is way cooler than the stupid Gore-Tipper kiss from hell."

Ah, this is not the fist bu... (Below threshold)

Ah, this is not the fist bump that I've known all these years.....

ROCK - ROCK...quick, for th... (Below threshold)

ROCK - ROCK...quick, for the sake of freedom and liberty, somebody get some PAPER, real fast!

One of these days, Michelle... (Below threshold)

One of these days, Michelle...

straight to the moon.

We smashed that cracker jus... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

We smashed that cracker just like this...

Michelle: "...but if you tr... (Below threshold)

Michelle: "...but if you try a chest bump with Oprah this fist is goin' where the sun don't ever shine."

Rock Paper Scissors to deci... (Below threshold)

Rock Paper Scissors to decide who gets to rename the White House.

Michelle: "Don't yooo eyeb... (Below threshold)

Michelle: "Don't yooo eyeball me boy!!"

Pound it out. Lock it down... (Below threshold)

Pound it out. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle Tickle.

Black Panther secret handsh... (Below threshold)
the struggler:

Black Panther secret handshake

In another Fauxtography mom... (Below threshold)

In another Fauxtography moment, Reuters cut out John McCain holding up the sign for Paper.

Michelle: "My Senor Wences... (Below threshold)

Michelle: "My Senor Wences is better 'n yours."
Barrack: "No way pooky...mine's better..."

OneTwoThree<b... (Below threshold)

Damn! We both throw "rock" again!

Commie twin powers activate... (Below threshold)

Commie twin powers activate

Whenever I see Michelle all... (Below threshold)

Whenever I see Michelle all I expect to hear out of her mouth is "I like shrimp! Shrimp cocktail, shrimp gumbo, fried shrimp, shrimp scampi, boiled shrimp, bar b que shrimp...all kinds of shrimp"

Then came the forearm touch... (Below threshold)

Then came the forearm touch, the jumping chest-bump and the obligatory smack on the ass. Yes, it was official, ethnicity had entered the race.

So Wright?So Wright!... (Below threshold)

So Wright?
So Wright!

(AP) Attractive mixed-race ... (Below threshold)

(AP) Attractive mixed-race couple demonstrates the proper way to play "Barack, Paper, Scissors."

"Winner gets to call Hillar... (Below threshold)

"Winner gets to call Hillary and go 'nyah, nyah!'"

Put some meat on that chick... (Below threshold)

Put some meat on that chicken wing sweety!

Barack thought bubble:... (Below threshold)

Barack thought bubble:

"Don't watch the hand...make eye contact...don't watch the hand...can't show fear...."

Obama is taking the fall... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Obama is taking the fall campaign just as seriously as he did his Senate responsibilities, as this photo from an intense sparring session shows

"Give our regard's to Re... (Below threshold)

"Give our regard's to Resco."

(with all due respect to "F... (Below threshold)

(with all due respect to "Firefly", Joss Wheedon and Wash)

Barack thought bubble: "I just wish I weren't in love, MADLY in love, with a woman who can kill me with her pinky."

Teleprompter says turn to M... (Below threshold)

Teleprompter says turn to Michele,high five then wave.

Once You half black, You ne... (Below threshold)

Once You half black, You never go back..

Okay, first one to say some... (Below threshold)

Okay, first one to say something good about America has to cook dinner.

You're on, chump

Honey, Louis was right..</p... (Below threshold)

Honey, Louis was right..

High yellow can't fist bump... (Below threshold)

High yellow can't fist bump

They are so screwed now!</p... (Below threshold)
Piso Mojado:

They are so screwed now!

The Anointed One demonstrat... (Below threshold)

The Anointed One demonstrates he's familiar with the customs of his subjects.

Snap ...Word ...</... (Below threshold)

Snap ...

Word ...

We are so Green ...

No, Super Green ...

Yo Daddy! You were right, ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan Author Profile Page:

Yo Daddy! You were right, people are stupid!

Awright now...Let's go get ... (Below threshold)

Awright now...Let's go get whitey.

Shake and Bake!... (Below threshold)

Shake and Bake!

Cheers! Here's to the invis... (Below threshold)

Cheers! Here's to the invisible cool-aid everyone seems to be drinking.

"So who should be VP?"<br /... (Below threshold)

"So who should be VP?"
"Kobe's open."

Wishbone!... (Below threshold)


"Babe, if I had balls, they... (Below threshold)

"Babe, if I had balls, they'd be bigger than yours."

White fools! Wright tools! ... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

White fools! Wright tools! Obama rules will be happenin in the White House!

Barack - "Honey, you gonna ... (Below threshold)

Barack - "Honey, you gonna wear that intern outfit I bought for you?"

Michelle - "You bet your sweet ass I will!"

Barack - "ALLLLRIGHT!!!!! Gigadee, Gigadee, GIG-A-DEE!"

One Ring to rule them all, ... (Below threshold)

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

As they claim victory over ... (Below threshold)

As they claim victory over their brawl with the Clinton's in the back alley behind the Blue Oyster Bar, U.S. Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois) reiterates to his wife rule # 1. "The first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club."

"Here's your invisible "whi... (Below threshold)

"Here's your invisible "whitey" tape..."

"Whodat Macchiavelli ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Whodat Macchiavelli NOW?"

Michelle: "Just so whomever... (Below threshold)

Michelle: "Just so whomever you pick as VP understands, the Presidency is mine in 2017."

In other news, Barack Obama... (Below threshold)

In other news, Barack Obama today denied reports that he abused his wife, saying, "She hit me first."

Obama text message sent to ... (Below threshold)

Obama text message sent to Hillary after the rally:

All ur pnts suits are belng to us :P

Michelle to Barack:<b... (Below threshold)

Michelle to Barack:

...Don't forget the cannoli.
Ok... easy... just how we p... (Below threshold)

Ok... easy... just how we practiced it...

Double yuck.... (Below threshold)

Double yuck.

You takin' a swing a me bia... (Below threshold)

You takin' a swing a me biatch!! I'll knock that weave right off your head, fer shizzle....

Yeah! The Sheep are buying... (Below threshold)

Yeah! The Sheep are buying it!

We have slain the Hillary B... (Below threshold)

We have slain the Hillary Beast!


"No, my dick is really THIS... (Below threshold)

"No, my dick is really THIS big..."

To Senator Obama, Dana417, ... (Below threshold)

To Senator Obama, Dana417, and the rest of the True Color Democrats. I am a loyal but really mad Democrat who has 7 voting family members. We campaigned energetically for Senator Clinton, but now we want to do the same for Senator Obama, but calling us "You angry Dems who vote McCain are Morons" does not heal but promote Senator Obama's true colors of racism and division. My wife and I went down to our local Pierce County party headquarters two days ago and offered to help in anyway we could. WE WERE TURNED AWAY AND TOLD THAT THEY DIDN'T NEED ANY FORMER CLINTON HELP AND THEY TOOK OUR TELEPHONE NUMBER. I WATCHED THE LADY THROW OUR NUMBER IN THE TRASH! I experienced it because I was there! Is that the kind of healing that you Obama elitists want?

You step out on me like the... (Below threshold)

You step out on me like the last Dem. president did and you'll WISH you only had Hillary to worry about!

Michelle: This time, Barry... (Below threshold)

Michelle: This time, Barry, I won't hit you so hard that you fall over, OK?

This is what we got for Ame... (Below threshold)

This is what we got for America: Beat Down!

Honky thumping!... (Below threshold)

Honky thumping!

If the church dont fit, the... (Below threshold)

If the church dont fit, these racist's You must aquit.

Brown sugar vs. the Honky t... (Below threshold)

Brown sugar vs. the Honky talk Woman

Beat it!Beat it!</... (Below threshold)

Beat it!

Beat it!

Knowing that You wont repeat this

It does not matter who's wrong or wright

It matter's not that We fooled Mr. White

Just beat it!

Michael, so glad You could make it..

Are you sure this is the "s... (Below threshold)

Are you sure this is the "stealth black power" sign?

Rock'em Sock'em Moonbats</p... (Below threshold)

Rock'em Sock'em Moonbats

Sith we can believe in!... (Below threshold)

Sith we can believe in!

The Super Fiends Wonder Twi... (Below threshold)

The Super Fiends Wonder Twins touch knuckles and yell, "Wonder Twins powers - ACTIVATE! Form of a Racist Socialist Douche-bag!"

Clandestine photo taken of ... (Below threshold)

Clandestine photo taken of arcane rite at the Trinity Church of Get Whitey.

Rick13 in #105 is dyslexic.... (Below threshold)

Rick13 in #105 is dyslexic.

#105 simply a typo.. shoul... (Below threshold)

#105 simply a typo.. should have been "Shit We can believe in!"

Runs like a butterfly! Stin... (Below threshold)

Runs like a butterfly! Stings like...a butterfly.

"S'up nappy headed ho?"... (Below threshold)

"S'up nappy headed ho?"

"Ow! Careful! That's my bow... (Below threshold)

"Ow! Careful! That's my bowling hand."

"Yo.. Gimme knuckles, biat... (Below threshold)

"Yo.. Gimme knuckles, biatch.."

Boxing Obamas... (Below threshold)

Boxing Obamas

"Explode the rock, Barak."<... (Below threshold)

"Explode the rock, Barak."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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