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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ capped off another successful primaries season. Now, of course, it's on to the conventions then the general election so you'll have plenty more chances to caption Obama. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) bumps fists with his wife Michelle (L) before his speech at his South Dakota and Montana presidential primary election night rally in St. Paul, Minnesota June 3, 2008. REUTERS/Eric Miller (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) - "Wonder Twin powers, activate!"

2) (guido) - "Rock'em Sock'em Moonbats"

3) (914) - "Brown sugar vs. the Honky talk Woman"

4) (fustian) - "And as First Lady, Michelle is expected to focus on childhood illiteracy and extracting reparations from white oppressors."

5) (DJ Drummond) - "Whodat Machiavelli NOW?"

6) (BlogDog) - "(AP) Attractive mixed-race couple demonstrates the proper way to play 'Barack, Paper, Scissors.'"

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Rodney's winning entry. In its place I offer one more good caption among the many other good ones submitted.

(Baron Von Ottomatic) - "The bag of nothin' meets the little ball of hate."

That's it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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"Brown sugar vs. the Ho... (Below threshold)

"Brown sugar vs. the Honky talk Woman"

Congratulations on the bronze medal, 914.

Congratulations to Wizbang for propping up racism, yet again.

The best hope for you and your ilk is for Mr. Peabody and Sherman to finally perfect the wayback machine, so all you idiots who continue to drag down our great American society can travel back to 1950, where you can polish your "I like Ike" button as you smack your intra-racial wife on the ass as she goes back to kitchen to make you another martini, while watching through the window as your "brown sugar" gardener mows your lawn.
notiz=Broad brushing will get you every time.

Thanks Kevin, timing is eve... (Below threshold)

Thanks Kevin, timing is everything...

I liked guido's caption too.

Ryan,We don't need... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:


We don't need no self-hating cracker spitting out race cards. If your concerns were genuine these pages would be full of your condemnation of the racists Obama has studied under for over 20 years. When you give that a pass you lose all credibility to speak out against racism. Lord knows many here would vote for Rice or Powell if they weren't too smart to run. Would you?

Man! I wuz robbed!!! Chec... (Below threshold)
Jim in Cleveland:

Man! I wuz robbed!!! Check the times--no offense to Rodney Dill, but I had the same quote at the exact same time, but mine had MORE!!! What a gyp!!!

the exact same ... (Below threshold)
the exact same time
Well... No... The same minute yes, but not the same time. Mine got there first this time. I've come in second that way numerous times as well.

"He how hesitates is last"

Oh Rodney, you know how to ... (Below threshold)
Jim in Cleveland:

Oh Rodney, you know how to hurt me. If only I had not added the second part, the top prize would be mine--my guess is it took me more than a minute to type the Michelle and Barack lines that I felt were crucial. I guess Kevin believes less is more. SO CLOSE!!!

I just wish the cash prizes... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I just wish the cash prizes didn't keep coming in Zimbabwean currency...

Cash? They gave you CASH? ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Cash? They gave you CASH? All I ever get are used kleenex!

DJ, that is Zimbabwe... (Below threshold)

DJ, that is Zimbabwean currency.






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