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It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Former President Bill Clinton and his daughter Chelsea watch Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) at her Presidential Primary night rally in New York, June 3, 2008. (Shannon Stapleton/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.


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Thar she blows!... (Below threshold)

Thar she blows!

"Goddam Hillary's mood ring... (Below threshold)

"Goddam Hillary's mood ring... now my jaw will be swollen for a week."

This is the last time Chels... (Below threshold)

This is the last time Chelsea drags me down to see the Chippendales.

Hmmm. Monica Lewinsky is l... (Below threshold)

Hmmm. Monica Lewinsky is looking pretty good in that blue pantsuit.

Bill thought bubble: I hate... (Below threshold)

Bill thought bubble: I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her... ww

"I wonder if Gina is free l... (Below threshold)

"I wonder if Gina is free later."

...and she thought she coul... (Below threshold)

...and she thought she could put me in a box while she pretended to be President. I fixed her little wagon, but good.

Another pant suit. What a s... (Below threshold)

Another pant suit. What a shocker.

I'll never get to use my "W... (Below threshold)

I'll never get to use my "Wanna see why they call me the First Man?" line now...

"Damn. Now I have to cancel... (Below threshold)

"Damn. Now I have to cancel the Victoria's Secret models party I had scheduled for next week while she was out campaigning."

Dear God, just let the talk... (Below threshold)

Dear God, just let the talking stop!*

*(To be fair most husbands have thought this when listening to their wives.)

Pantsuits are Bill's krypto... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Pantsuits are Bill's kryptonite.

Clinton like to fold his ar... (Below threshold)

Clinton like to fold his arms in the shape of an "L" to send a private message to Hillary.


The Vagina Diatribe<... (Below threshold)

The Vagina Diatribe

Apparently, America feels t... (Below threshold)

Apparently, America feels the same way Bill.

"I can't believe that I had... (Below threshold)

"I can't believe that I had sex with that woman,....."

Guess we'll have to do "Dan... (Below threshold)

Guess we'll have to do "Dancing With The Stars" now.

Is that Bill Clinton or Dr ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Is that Bill Clinton or Dr Strangelove struggling to control his arm and avoid groping the young female at his side?

The Audacity of Mope.... (Below threshold)

The Audacity of Mope.

Cankles. Why'd it have to ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Cankles. Why'd it have to be cankles?

Bill: I'd fist-bump that -... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Bill: I'd fist-bump that -er, not

Bill was certain his "Hail ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Bill was certain his "Hail to the Briefs" boxer shorts would have been a huge hit around the White House.

She does look a little like... (Below threshold)

She does look a little like "the other white meat" in that pantsuit...

Nothing like a HIllary camp... (Below threshold)

Nothing like a HIllary campaign stop to put Bill off his cheeseburger.

Chelsea thought bubble - "... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Chelsea thought bubble - "Gee if I can convince Mom to not divorce him until I am 35 then I can run for President. THen I could play the broken home, abusive, overachieving father card. I can also use the my mother only cared about me to promote her career card. And HEY if I can have Obama's baby I can throw in the race card as well. "

Devil with the blue pants, ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Devil with the blue pants, blue pants, blue pants...

"Yeah, yeah, four more year... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, yeah, four more years....OF HER BEING HOME!"

So y'all spent $100 million... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

So y'all spent $100 million in a losing cause. But at least now that she's dropped out Hillary can spend more time at home with you and Chelsea.

"Smartest woman in the worl... (Below threshold)

"Smartest woman in the world", my ass.

Man, her ankles are bigger ... (Below threshold)

Man, her ankles are bigger than mine!!

Polyester pantsuit: $28.<br... (Below threshold)

Polyester pantsuit: $28.
Lost speaking engagements for racist rantings: $1,200,000.
Losing campaign: $8,000,000.
Not having to see that woman at my desk in the Oval Office: Priceless.

Wonder what Hillary's gonna... (Below threshold)

Wonder what Hillary's gonna do when she finds out that Obama's been the biggest financial supporter of the Clinton Presidential Library?

Worst strip club evah......... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Worst strip club evah..........

Ex-Clark Co. GOP chief admi... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:

Ex-Clark Co. GOP chief admits performing oral sex on a sleeping man

notiz=Editor says: unless the "sleeping man" is a reference to Bill Clinton in this picture, it's irrelevant here, dipshit. -- J.
notiz=No hijacking allowed.

"Girls, girls, girls...long... (Below threshold)

"Girls, girls, girls...long legs and burgundy lips..."

Bill: If I squint a little ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Bill: If I squint a little -- in this light -- she almost looks attractive.

"World Wide Pants"... (Below threshold)

"World Wide Pants"

"Well, at least I won't hav... (Below threshold)

"Well, at least I won't have to kiss her at the convention."

We're still going to take t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We're still going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.

"Sigh...thank God for usefu... (Below threshold)

"Sigh...thank God for useful idiots like Adrian Browne..."

I never knew that she could... (Below threshold)

I never knew that she could do that standing up...

Bill: "I'd hit it."... (Below threshold)

Bill: "I'd hit it."
Chelsae: "Dad, you'd hit a tree if it were possible."

Damn where am I gonna score... (Below threshold)

Damn where am I gonna score interns now.

"I did not have sex ... (Below threshold)

"I did not have sex with that woman."

"Yes you did, Dad."

great now I'll get her undi... (Below threshold)

great now I'll get her undivided attention.

Where's a tornado when you ... (Below threshold)

Where's a tornado when you need one?

I could have been traveling... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

I could have been traveling the world with Al Gore selling Global Warming to every Tom Dick and Mmohammed, But Noooooooo.

As Bill gazes at Hillary, h... (Below threshold)

As Bill gazes at Hillary, he harkens back to another blue garment...another time...another place.

Maybe now we can stop prete... (Below threshold)

Maybe now we can stop pretending it's a real marriage.

"There goes all that pardon... (Below threshold)

"There goes all that pardon money in 2012 and 2016"

Those pant suits make her b... (Below threshold)

Those pant suits make her butt look so big. No wonder I yearn for Monica. Does she have to wear blue? That was our color!

Chelsea thought bubble: "D... (Below threshold)

Chelsea thought bubble: "Darn, now I have to go back to work."

Bill thought bubble: "Damn, I forgot Ashley Dupre's phone number!"

"I blame myself, I didn't p... (Below threshold)

"I blame myself, I didn't pretend hard enough"!

"Guess we're on to plan B i... (Below threshold)

"Guess we're on to plan B in restoring my legacy...."

Bill...."Thank the Lord Che... (Below threshold)

Bill...."Thank the Lord Chelsea doesn't have those thighs."

Chelsea...."Thank you Lord I don't have mom's thighs."

Bill wanders back to better... (Below threshold)

Bill wanders back to better days, when the media was on their side and the interns were loose and free.

Even Chelsey thought that M... (Below threshold)

Even Chelsey thought that Mom's appearance with Prince seemed a little weird.

Look who's wearing the pant... (Below threshold)

Look who's wearing the pants in the family now.

"Why the pants suit ?"... (Below threshold)

"Why the pants suit ?"

"Why not a nice blue dress ?"

Oh mah gawd. Talk, talk, ta... (Below threshold)

Oh mah gawd. Talk, talk, talk, that's all she does. Someday, ah swear, I'm gonna stand up and say, "Hill...will you just...SHUT THE HELL UP!" Oh, hey...check out the redhead with the headlights on...Dang, that's real fine.

I was hoping for time to re... (Below threshold)

I was hoping for time to really ENJOY the interns this time!

Loser!... (Below threshold)
GarandFan Author Profile Page:


Why can't she strut like th... (Below threshold)
GarandFan Author Profile Page:

Why can't she strut like that in the bedroom?

Superglue on the palms... ... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

Superglue on the palms... Very funny. Could have been worse, I suppose....

"Christ a-mighty, do I need... (Below threshold)

"Christ a-mighty, do I need a drink!..."

"That's it, Ah'm givin' ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"That's it, Ah'm givin' money to McCain TODAY!"

Sheesh, hurry up, woman, wh... (Below threshold)

Sheesh, hurry up, woman, while there's still time for me to meet ObamaGirl at the rally downtown

"If I can't get Hillary out... (Below threshold)

"If I can't get Hillary out of the house, how can I ever hope to fool around". (Do this is in your head in a Bill Clinton voice for maximum effect)

Dad - wake up.... (Below threshold)

Dad - wake up.

"It's over. Her campaign... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"It's over. Her campaign, and my sanity."

Now the country doesn't get... (Below threshold)

Now the country doesn't get to feel my pain...

Damn! So much for my dream ... (Below threshold)

Damn! So much for my dream of having that witch our of my life for 4 or 8 years. [sigh]

Bum and Bummer... (Below threshold)

Bum and Bummer

Bill: Damn that means she'l... (Below threshold)

Bill: Damn that means she'll be around the house more!

Chelsea: Woo Hoo! Now I can go back to partying all night!

Everybody knows.. a little ... (Below threshold)

Everybody knows.. a little place called Kokomo.

Bill: Damn!! where'd My pod... (Below threshold)

Bill: Damn!! where'd My podium go??

Where's a falling house whe... (Below threshold)

Where's a falling house when you need one....

Oh the huge vanity... (Below threshold)

Oh the huge vanity

"Dad.... put that cigar bac... (Below threshold)

"Dad.... put that cigar back in Your pants!"

Monica...Monica...Monica...... (Below threshold)


What was I thinking?... (Below threshold)

What was I thinking?

Shit! There goes my visits ... (Below threshold)

Shit! There goes my visits the DC Parlor houses

"I can't believe I ate the ... (Below threshold)

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"

"Great. Now I've got to fin... (Below threshold)

"Great. Now I've got to find something else to keep her busy."

Well damn, I guess my secre... (Below threshold)

Well damn, I guess my secret meetings with Eliot Spitzer are now out of the question.

"And I'd like to thank Abby... (Below threshold)

"And I'd like to thank Abby Abrahms of Montpeiler Vermontn for her vote. And Abigale Abrahms of Hershey PA, thank you and Abner ...

Bill: Wow. I really will sc... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Bill: Wow. I really will screw anything with two legs.

Dang! Leftovers again!... (Below threshold)

Dang! Leftovers again!

"Man, and I so wanted to ge... (Below threshold)

"Man, and I so wanted to get my ass out of Harlem."

Oh, no! I've lost all feeli... (Below threshold)

Oh, no! I've lost all feeling in my groin!

It looks like two possums f... (Below threshold)
JamesT Author Profile Page:

It looks like two possums fighting under a blanket....

Did I really do that, one t... (Below threshold)

Did I really do that, one time?

Bill Clinton's pensive thou... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton's pensive thought bubble:

Can't put my finger on it...I know I've seen that color blue before...
2011: Bill laments his wif... (Below threshold)

2011: Bill laments his wife's 2012 presidential strategy as he and Chelsea judge yet another Hillary look-alike contest in Ames, Iowa.

Bill Clinton wistfully reme... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton wistfully remembers a different blue garment, recalling as well that he never really did define "IS".

Now she can FINALLY shave h... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Now she can FINALLY shave her legs and go back to wearing dresses!

Did Chelsea here me fart? ... (Below threshold)

Did Chelsea here me fart? Lemme turn slowly and see......

"here" should be "hear"--I ... (Below threshold)

"here" should be "hear"--I stink!!

Bill's thought bubble "Oh j... (Below threshold)

Bill's thought bubble "Oh jesus, she's gonna go toe to toe with him, I feel sorry for him already." Chelsea's "Oooo, he doesn't want to see mom's 'fist bump' the way dad did."

Bill's thought bubble: "Thi... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Bill's thought bubble: "This sucks. Instead of getting to sleep with an intern, I'll have to sleep with her again."

How am I supposed to get me... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

How am I supposed to get me some of that easy leftist tail when Chelsea follows me everywhere?

"Serenity now.... ... (Below threshold)

"Serenity now.... Serenity now...."

Bill: "Oh Lord, four mor... (Below threshold)

Bill: "Oh Lord, four more years."

Bill thinks about Monica an... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill thinks about Monica and realizes that he knows the only way to shut Hillary up.
Stick something in her mouth!!!

I can't remember when I las... (Below threshold)

I can't remember when I last saw that leg bare... did I EVER see it naked? Why would I do that?

"She outta put some ice on ... (Below threshold)

"She outta put some ice on that lower lip."

Bill day dreaming. <p... (Below threshold)
William Shives:

Bill day dreaming.

If only she could have gotten me back into the whitehouse. I could have straighten out the oil crisis,The mortgage crisis. settled the mideast crisis, and gotten a peace deal with israel and hamas.
Oh well back to harlem.

Stalking the wild cankle-lo... (Below threshold)

Stalking the wild cankle-lope

Pantsuits!... (Below threshold)
kimsch Author Profile Page:


" Is that a pair of balls i... (Below threshold)

" Is that a pair of balls in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

"Gee Dad, what do we do now... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Gee Dad, what do we do now?"
"Well, when Eight Belles lost to Big Brown they... uh... Oh nevermind."

Man, does this suck--the ho... (Below threshold)

Man, does this suck--the hotest girl in the place is Chelsea.

Where will you be wh... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Where will you be when the laxative that you took begins to take effect?

Message From The Big Giant ... (Below threshold)

Message From The Big Giant Head > "Put A Fork In It!"

Chelsea: "$13 million of ou... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Chelsea: "$13 million of our family's money down the drain."

Bill: "And that was your inheritance."

Chelsea: "Damn!"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.






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