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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

In this Wednesday, June 18, 2008 hand out photo, nurses are seen, posing near a monument to enemas at Mashuk Akva-Term Sanatorium in the town of Zheleznovodsk, Russian Caucasus Mountains region. Alexander Kharchenko, director of the Russian spa says the world's first monument to enema treatments has been unveiled at the spa in the southern city of Zheleznovodsk. The bronze syringe bulb, weighs 800 pounds and is held by three angels. (AP Photo/Mashuk Akva-Term Sanatorium, HO)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Mr. Bush, the doctor will s... (Below threshold)

Mr. Bush, the doctor will see you now.

Know your enema... (Below threshold)

Know your enema

This takes binge drinking t... (Below threshold)

This takes binge drinking to a new high.

Mrs. Clinton I just don't t... (Below threshold)

Mrs. Clinton I just don't think Mr. Clinton will sit still for this one.

Part of Hillary's universal... (Below threshold)

Part of Hillary's universal health care includes free family enemas.

The Joker and his naughty h... (Below threshold)

The Joker and his naughty henchwomen finally succeed in developing the tool that Gotham needs.

Even Obama knows that when ... (Below threshold)

Even Obama knows that when taking on the GOP, bring an elephant gun to the fight.

Enema of the state.... (Below threshold)
Eric F:

Enema of the state.

Don't lave me bro... (Below threshold)

Don't lave me bro

Democrats propose their new... (Below threshold)
Eric F:

Democrats propose their new national health care plan.

Congressional Democrats unv... (Below threshold)

Congressional Democrats unveiled their new stimulus package today.

Cherub abuse.... (Below threshold)

Cherub abuse.

A NAG group shows how they ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

A NAG group shows how they feel about Obama winning over Hillary.

Halt! Friend or enema?... (Below threshold)

Halt! Friend or enema?

The republicans show what i... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The republicans show what is needed to get rid of the crap that Obama is spewing.

This is the right tool to a... (Below threshold)
retired military:

This is the right tool to assist Mr Olberman in becoming a republican. Just use once an hour for a month and all that crap filling his brain will have been cleansed away.

The republican response to ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The republican response to Barrack Obama when he asks "Do you think I am full of Sh*t??"

Mourners remember the one y... (Below threshold)

Mourners remember the one year anniversary where two small children were asphyxiated during a botches medical procedure involving Rosie o'Donnell. Opponents of the memorial have criticized using the actual encrusted children, but supporters are saying...

Keep your friends close, Yo... (Below threshold)

Keep your friends close, Your enemas closer.

When Barack becomes preside... (Below threshold)

When Barack becomes president fat will become illegal and high colonics mandatory!

Buttnik!... (Below threshold)


Will probably get me banned... (Below threshold)

Will probably get me banned... :-)

"Once again, the town of Ulichville gathers to celebrate the cherry harvest. And folklore has it, a young prince will ride into town on day and snatch the "golden cherry". If successful, he also gets to do the same from these five lovely ladies."

The first test subjects pos... (Below threshold)

The first test subjects pose with the new Impregnator 9000 turkey baster, boasting a 90 gallon resevoir.

"Dr. Strangelove will be he... (Below threshold)

"Dr. Strangelove will be here shortly to accept his Lifetime Achievement Award, but first, a demonstration!"

A somewhat larger ceremony ... (Below threshold)

A somewhat larger ceremony took place later on the other side of the mall at the unveiling of the memorial to the bullsh*t detector.

Authorities are looking int... (Below threshold)

Authorities are looking into reports that Mrs. Clinton may have broken several child-labor laws by using them to tote her "marital aid" around for her.

Most enema enthusiasts pref... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Most enema enthusiasts prefer their "nurses" to wear black latex rather than white cloth.

.The bronzed brain... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:


The bronzed brain tumor extracted from Ted Kennedy is presented by a group of nurses.

"Here at Marathon Oil, we c... (Below threshold)

"Here at Marathon Oil, we care about our customers, and that's why when you bend over at one of our stations, we'll provide you a little relief at no extra charge."

CATO unveils their newly mi... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

CATO unveils their newly minted "We can't drill our way to lower gasoline prices" monument.

As if to offer proof that '... (Below threshold)

As if to offer proof that 'even a blind dog finds a bone sometimes', a group of young eurpoeans have identified a solution to America's greatest problems - congress. As Svetlana went on to explain "theez thing is good for clean out da sheet. And your, how you say, congress, is full ah sheet. Dis is just what America needs."

In Soviet Russia colon clea... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

In Soviet Russia colon cleanses you!

One glimpse at the gilded s... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

One glimpse at the gilded statue took every Scotsman back to the time he found grandma's enema bag hanging in the bathroom and played it like the bagpipes.

This is going to hurt me mo... (Below threshold)

This is going to hurt me more than-- oh, why am I lying, actually, it's the other way around.

It was announced today that... (Below threshold)

It was announced today that a treatment had finally been developed for Britney Spears' monster yeast infection.

The Museum of Childhood Med... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Museum of Childhood Medical Trauma also included monuments celebrating the syringe of penicillin to the gluteus maximus and putting your beloved family pet to sleep.

"The twelve most terrifying... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"The twelve most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to give you an enema.'" - Ronald Reagan

A visual representation of ... (Below threshold)

A visual representation of the AP's pricing structure.

Senator Obama's key securit... (Below threshold)

Senator Obama's key security advisors unveil his solution to confront Iran's nuclear ambitions: the HDI (Heffalump Defense Initiative).

The "Haditha" Marines have ... (Below threshold)

The "Haditha" Marines have a special gift for Jack Murtha.

DRUDGEBREAKING: Bill Clinto... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Bill Clinton on a recent visit to the Little Rock Museum of Proctology paused to listen to a brief history of proctology, given by Nurses Fran Smith, Fran Jones, and Fran Wilson. Upon departure Bill is reported to have stated -- "With Frans like these, who needs enemas."

In other news, the Swedish ... (Below threshold)

In other news, the Swedish Olympic enema team was announced on Friday...

Prettify it all you want, i... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Prettify it all you want, it's still a big pain in the a**.

"Back in the USSR, you don'... (Below threshold)

"Back in the USSR, you don't know how lucky you are."

In an effort to alert the p... (Below threshold)

In an effort to alert the public, the FBI unveiled a statue of "Public Enema #1".

A visual representation of ... (Below threshold)

A visual representation of the mantra, "A change would do you good."

Vestal Virgins consecrate t... (Below threshold)
Corky Boyd:

Vestal Virgins consecrate the newly created bronze scupture of Obamius and Remus.

With friends like those, wh... (Below threshold)

With friends like those, who needs enemas?

A monument to another Russi... (Below threshold)
Jim in Cleveland:

A monument to another Russian advancement over the Hammer and Sickle.

But where's the monument fo... (Below threshold)
Jim in Cleveland:

But where's the monument for the Russian cure for the Trotskys?

"We dedicate this sculpture... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"We dedicate this sculpture to America's '08 election...it's called Taking It Up The *ss"

Rosie O'Donnell likes to fe... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Rosie O'Donnell likes to feel clean all over.

Your own worst enema.... (Below threshold)
Sheik Yur Bouty:

Your own worst enema.

Only one lucky contestant w... (Below threshold)
GarandFan Author Profile Page:

Only one lucky contestant will be impregnated with the alien sperm cell! This is REALITY TV!

If your erection lasts for ... (Below threshold)

If your erection lasts for more than four hours, see your doctor!

Senator Craig is delighted ... (Below threshold)

Senator Craig is delighted with the thoughtful gift, but would prefer male nurses instead.

Here we are at the grand op... (Below threshold)

Here we are at the grand opening for Colonics-R-Us!

For the 163rd year in a row... (Below threshold)

For the 163rd year in a row, the French village of Bidet happily accepts the award for "Cleanest A**es in Europe".

"Mommy, what are the Angels... (Below threshold)

"Mommy, what are the Angels carrying?"

"It's for cleaning your bottom."

"But Uncle Yuri cleans my bottom."

Obama unveils the first pie... (Below threshold)
Mike M:

Obama unveils the first piece of his nationalized healthcare plan by showing off the enema everyone will share.

Dennis Kuchinich's mother s... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Dennis Kuchinich's mother ship arrives too late to influence the electorate.

Well now you have had a pre... (Below threshold)

Well now you have had a preview of what Obamanation will use to shaft all you US whiteys when he is elected

Enema Mine... (Below threshold)

Enema Mine

Another lovely piece of art... (Below threshold)

Another lovely piece of art brought to you by the National Endowment of the Arts.

Hey, is that (lower left, b... (Below threshold)

Hey, is that (lower left, back to the camera) Bill Clinton ?

"We have met the enema, and... (Below threshold)

"We have met the enema, and he is us."

We never thought that dang ... (Below threshold)

We never thought that dang kidney stone was EVER going to pass!

Oh my gosh! These are freak... (Below threshold)

Oh my gosh! These are freakin' hilarious! When the contest is through you should publish the top 5 on MakeFive. These would be perfect for that! Ha! Right on!


The Royal Canadian Mounties... (Below threshold)

The Royal Canadian Mounties always get their man and the American IRS always gets the taxpayer --- in the end.

Do I get any pain killers w... (Below threshold)

Do I get any pain killers with this?

Move it left! No! Dammit, t... (Below threshold)

Move it left! No! Dammit, turn it this way! Left! Left! Watch the sides! Don't hit the sides!

When you've got a bronze st... (Below threshold)

When you've got a bronze statue with regularity problems, who ya gonna call?

From Russia, with Love.... (Below threshold)

From Russia, with Love.

Salute to the enema!? Look... (Below threshold)

Salute to the enema!? Looks more like one of Bill's boys bronzed for an adoring public.

In other news today NASA un... (Below threshold)

In other news today NASA unveiled the prototype spaceship that will be used to probe Uranus.

Lost in translation...via P... (Below threshold)

Lost in translation...via Pravda:

"Congratulation comrade Obama for winning the nomination to the 'Big Ass' party!"

Determined to improve his f... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Determined to improve his foreign policy credentials, Senator Obama appears here with Russian supporters.

Obama supports reveal a sta... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Obama supports reveal a statue made in their candidate's honor. Obama is said to be pleased to be recognized as the giant ass douche in this year's Presidential election. John McCain is still hoping for a golden turd sandwich to be made in recognition of his candidacy.

Err, that should be "suppor... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Err, that should be "supporters" not "supports".

NAMBLA tries to soften thei... (Below threshold)

NAMBLA tries to soften their image by having female nurses unveil their new art installation in Portland, Oregon.

All your A.. are belong to ... (Below threshold)

All your A.. are belong to us

Quit rubbing it already! Le... (Below threshold)
StrykerDad54 Author Profile Page:

Quit rubbing it already! Let it relax.

Yes, come up here and rub f... (Below threshold)
StrykerDad54 Author Profile Page:

Yes, come up here and rub for good luck!

And the Obama-Messiah decee... (Below threshold)
StrykerDad54 Author Profile Page:

And the Obama-Messiah deceed that every village and town would have it's very own Carbon Emissions Retractor mounted conspicuously in the market square. And so it was done.

To be perfectly honest... i... (Below threshold)

To be perfectly honest... it doesn't need a caption. It's hillarious as is.

Ah! Come on. I'll give you ... (Below threshold)
StrykerDad54 Author Profile Page:

Ah! Come on. I'll give you $5.00 if you lick it!

You ever squealed like a pi... (Below threshold)

You ever squealed like a piggy?

"And this year's Brass Ball... (Below threshold)

"And this year's Brass Ball Award goes to...."

"And this one time...at ban... (Below threshold)

"And this one time...at band camp...."

"Fire For Effect!"... (Below threshold)

"Fire For Effect!"

"Dear Penthouse Forum,... (Below threshold)

"Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought it would happen to me, but one time I ran into 5 nurses and a big-ass turkey baster at a rally and...."

BOHICA!... (Below threshold)


Look at size of that tube o... (Below threshold)

Look at size of that tube of Kentucky Jelly!

Members of the "Gloucester ... (Below threshold)

Members of the "Gloucester 17" from Gloucester High School pose next to the "Sperminator 2008"

Gen. Jack D. Ripper<p... (Below threshold)

Gen. Jack D. Ripper

"Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works"

If You build it...they will... (Below threshold)
' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ':

If You build it...they will cum.

Obama's ear syringe and his... (Below threshold)

Obama's ear syringe and his all-girl ear-wax team.

Hunt for Gold Cocktober!</p... (Below threshold)
' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ':

Hunt for Gold Cocktober!

ewwwww! its all sticky!</p... (Below threshold)
' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ':

ewwwww! its all sticky!

Jane Fonda demonstrates her... (Below threshold)
the struggler:

Jane Fonda demonstrates her latest anti-aircraft gun.

Late night porno rocks</... (Below threshold)
' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ':

Late night porno rocks

I don't get the sculpture.W... (Below threshold)
the struggler:

I don't get the sculpture.Why would kids be running around with a giant enema thingy?

Just to the left of the gia... (Below threshold)
' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ':

Just to the left of the giant schlong: I would have thought the president would have found a better place to relieve Himself?

"Why would kids be runni... (Below threshold)

"Why would kids be runnin around with a giant enema thingy?"

In case Obama gets elected.

Forensic scientists believe... (Below threshold)
Jay Dean:

Forensic scientists believe this is all that remained after "his balls clanged together and played 'Stormy weather' and lightning shot out of his ass."

Ha ha very good Jay Dean.<... (Below threshold)
' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ':

Ha ha very good Jay Dean.

I still want to know why GEORGE BUSH is pissin on that kids camouflage pants?

Got it!!So no one ... (Below threshold)
' ' ' ' 914 ' ' ' ':

Got it!!

So no one could see Him...! right?

The NRC unveils its strateg... (Below threshold)

The NRC unveils its strategic weapon for forcing the Democrats from Congress in 2008.

The second place entry in t... (Below threshold)

The second place entry in the Obama Seal contest.

Unfortunately the photograp... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Unfortunately the photographer overexposed the pictures and wrecked'em

President Bush's Plea To Co... (Below threshold)

President Bush's Plea To Congress "Do Cheney First!"

F.B.I. Unveils New Lie Dete... (Below threshold)

F.B.I. Unveils New Lie Detector.

The War On Earmarks Has Bee... (Below threshold)

The War On Earmarks Has Been Taken To A New Level.

Jack Lelane Unveils "The De... (Below threshold)

Jack Lelane Unveils "The De-Juicer."

The democrats finally manag... (Below threshold)

The democrats finally managed to remove Hillary's sense of entitlement.

Those nurses have probably ... (Below threshold)

Those nurses have probably handled more assholes than you'd find at an Obama rally at a Prius convention.

Typical White People waitin... (Below threshold)

Typical White People waiting for The Obamas.

" Old Bama, the original sa... (Below threshold)

" Old Bama, the original sausage-in-the-can people, want you to remember our promise: We'll see that you get everything in the end".

Keith Olbermann, call your ... (Below threshold)

Keith Olbermann, call your doctor. They've found a cure.

"Hi, remember us? That's ri... (Below threshold)

"Hi, remember us? That's right, we're the Front-End Loader folks, where you get 'forked-and -porked,' and today we want to introduce you to Bama Balm. Just one deep injection and you'll feel 'Liberal-ated'.

"I'm the kid holding the or... (Below threshold)

"I'm the kid holding the orange ball in the back and I've got to tell you, these nurses have killer asses!"

In a cermeony outside their... (Below threshold)

In a cermeony outside their headquarters, the Romulan High Command unveil their latest weapon that they hope will seek out and destroy the Starfish Enterprise once and for all.

Rear Cherub: Mama mia do Yo... (Below threshold)

Rear Cherub: Mama mia do You smell rosy!

10 times that size would no... (Below threshold)

10 times that size would not be adequate to flush the diahrea running D.C.

Sheryl Crow must have one o... (Below threshold)

Sheryl Crow must have one of these. That's how she gets away with just the one sheet...

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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