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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Participants destroy a car during an anti-stress session or 'Destruction Therapy' before town's fiestas in Castejon, northern Spain, June 21, 2008. The therapy was aimed to relieve stress at the workplace and this was the first time the general public had participated, the events organizers, Stop Stress Navarra said. REUTERS/Vincent West (SPAIN)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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The highlight of Obama's ne... (Below threshold)

The highlight of Obama's new energy policy.

Big oil companies, The Saud... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Big oil companies, The Saudis, speculators on Wall Street, opportunist gas station owners -- not knowing who is really to blame for high gas prices, crazed motorists are lashing out at their cars.

The stress release program ... (Below threshold)

The stress release program for the press substitutes a life-size replica of George Bush.

Parishioners from the Churc... (Below threshold)

Parishioners from the Church of Gaia destroy a internal combustion powered car that was parked too close to their church.

Automotive mechanics, as do... (Below threshold)

Automotive mechanics, as done by Congress.

In defense, the dying car s... (Below threshold)

In defense, the dying car spit carbon dioxide at them, but it was no use.

Car swarm training... (Below threshold)

Car swarm training

That's one less blogger tha... (Below threshold)

That's one less blogger that'll make fun of Obama's Presidential seal.

Under an Obama administrati... (Below threshold)

Under an Obama administration, can we take all cars off the road that make less than 50 miles per gallon? Yes, we can!

A Texas rancher meets his n... (Below threshold)

A Texas rancher meets his new neighbors after President Obama opened the borders.

A gang of roaming progressi... (Below threshold)

A gang of roaming progressives become infuriated when they find a 'Constitution' model pickup and discover it is made of high strength steel instead of silly putty.

Phil sat quietly in stunned... (Below threshold)

Phil sat quietly in stunned silence. 1 keg, a double-dog dare, and a bad decision to let his friends play "Pit Crew" with his wife's new car was going to be hard to explain when she got home.

This copies a successful st... (Below threshold)

This copies a successful street program in Paris devised by Muslim "youths".

Palestinian auto manufactur... (Below threshold)

Palestinian auto manufacturers hammer out another wining new car design for 2009.

Obama supporters welcome Cl... (Below threshold)

Obama supporters welcome Clinton delegates to the Democratic Convention.

Billy Joel's Revenge... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Billy Joel's Revenge

Inside the Recreate '68 tra... (Below threshold)

Inside the Recreate '68 training camp

The automotive union change... (Below threshold)

The automotive union changes it's strategy for competing with imports.

Obviously unable to tell th... (Below threshold)

Obviously unable to tell the difference, Justices
Stephens, Souter, Breyer and Ginzberg mistake a Honda for the Second Amendment.

McCain quickly apologized f... (Below threshold)

McCain quickly apologized for the effective campaign ad symbolizing how governments "fix" the economy.

Valet parking -- Detroit St... (Below threshold)

Valet parking -- Detroit Style

"No, compact car was not a ... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"No, compact car was not a directive."

The poster child for vehicu... (Below threshold)

The poster child for vehicular hate crime.

Blue Man Group goes industr... (Below threshold)

Blue Man Group goes industrial.

Obama or die, indeed.... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Obama or die, indeed.

...And we'll be back with t... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

...And we'll be back with today's feature after a word from our sponsor...

"Hiya, friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors - the world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership - Ralph Spoilsport motors - right here in the city of EMPHYSEMA! Let's just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders and two-way sneeze through wind vents, star-studded mud guard, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents - and factory air conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air conditioned factory! It's a beautiful car friends, with doors to match! Birch's Blacklist says this automobile was stolen, but for you friends a complete price: only two-ninety-five hundred dollars in easy monthly payments of twenty dollars a week , twice a week and never on Sunday!"

...And now, back to the freeway, which is already in progress...

(credit -- Firesign Theater)

Whatever they're doing, we ... (Below threshold)

Whatever they're doing, we can be pretty sure they're liberals...

Bill: "...or just maybe you... (Below threshold)

Bill: "...or just maybe you could've removed the Hillary Clinton 2008 bumper sticker from your car Hill..."

This time Nader's serious.<... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

This time Nader's serious.

It was the last time anyone... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It was the last time anyone ever saw an "I Support the Troops" bumper sticker in Berkeley...

Wow, Carrot Top can't go an... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Wow, Carrot Top can't go anywhere without being mobbed.

An "auto"-de-fe by the Chur... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

An "auto"-de-fe by the Church of Gaia.

Suddenly, the car's radio e... (Below threshold)

Suddenly, the car's radio eerily started blaring the '50s Smiley Lewis song, I Hear You Knockin'.

iCar service repair at it's... (Below threshold)

iCar service repair at it's finest!

Road rage: ur doin it rong<... (Below threshold)

Road rage: ur doin it rong

When all you've got is a ha... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

When all you've got is a hammer, every problem looks like your ex-wife's car.

#26Thank you for t... (Below threshold)


Thank you for that blast from the past, rodney. I'll bet you also know why the porridge bird lays its egg in the air.

Rodney King arrives at eco-... (Below threshold)
the struggler:

Rodney King arrives at eco-friendly car rally.

Wreckless and drunk drivers... (Below threshold)
a berger:

Wreckless and drunk drivers don't kill people. It's the cars. Get the cars.

What?! No flux capacitor?!<... (Below threshold)

What?! No flux capacitor?!

Confused Al Gore fans belie... (Below threshold)

Confused Al Gore fans believe that if they install a few compact fluorescents, they should literally start taking cars off the road.

Samir, Michael, and Peter b... (Below threshold)
Red Five:

Samir, Michael, and Peter beat the crap out of the car because it displayed the error message "GM Load Fuel".

"We warned ya'll not to par... (Below threshold)

"We warned ya'll not to park that gay-ass Prius within smashin' distance of our drag strip, didn't we?"

The Palestinians readying a... (Below threshold)

The Palestinians readying a car for the AP photographer. ww

Al Gore and friends enjoy d... (Below threshold)

Al Gore and friends enjoy destroying those evil carbon-emission machines before retiring to his home to relax in the 60-degree air conditioning.

AP: Palestinians inspect an... (Below threshold)

AP: Palestinians inspect another ambulance destroyed by unprovoked Israeli attacks.

The days before the Youths ... (Below threshold)

The days before the Youths in France discovered fire.

In the new Hollywood movie ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

In the new Hollywood movie "28 Days After Tomorrow" the entire U.S. population turns into car-bashing global warming zealots overnight.

The Gorebal warming police ... (Below threshold)

The Gorebal warming police are out in full force this morning.

The Climate Change State Po... (Below threshold)

The Climate Change State Police says, "Drive a Prius or else, comrades."

Where the hell is Dilbert t... (Below threshold)

Where the hell is Dilbert today

Greenpeace. Saving polar b... (Below threshold)

Greenpeace. Saving polar bears one SUV at a time.

AP: Palestinians inspect... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

AP: Palestinians inspect another ambulance destroyed by unprovoked Israeli attacks.
46. Posted by cstmbuild

You beat me to it! Well done.

The car terrorists fearless... (Below threshold)

The car terrorists fearlessly attacked in front of the media, knowing full well the car would get the blame if it attempted to defend itself.

The last gas using vehicl... (Below threshold)

The last gas using vehicle was located, trapped and killed by enviromental police in Kalieefornia today.

Militant Muslims found a ve... (Below threshold)

Militant Muslims found a vehicle without it's burka. ww

Um...guys...I know you rele... (Below threshold)

Um...guys...I know you released a lot of stress and all, but that's the CEO's car. The one we're supposed to demolish is over here.

"...<a href="http://blogs.w... (Below threshold)

"...If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun...And if they bring a polar bear killing, ocean water raising, Carbon footprint generating, non-hybrid NAFTA exploiting, internal combustion relic of the failed Bush-McCain policy we bring a sledge hammer."

They promised doing this wi... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

They promised doing this will lower gas prices below $2 a gallon.

Louisiana Govenator Bobby J... (Below threshold)

Louisiana Govenator Bobby Jindal added one more piece to his rapist castration bill--victims can take a sledgehammer to any of the 5 dissenting Supreme Court Justices cars...

Another Isreali air strike<... (Below threshold)

Another Isreali air strike

Obamamaniacs beg to differ ... (Below threshold)

Obamamaniacs beg to differ with John Stewart...It's NOT okay to laugh at Obama.

Gaia Akbar!... (Below threshold)

Gaia Akbar!

The democrat-controlled con... (Below threshold)

The democrat-controlled congress hard at work trying to fix US automakers.

First, the picadors enrage ... (Below threshold)

First, the picadors enrage the beast, then the matador administers the coup de grace.

"It's for your own good, Br... (Below threshold)

"It's for your own good, Britney, we can't let you drive any more. It's called 'tough love.'"

Apes of the future wave sti... (Below threshold)
Eric F:

Apes of the future wave sticks and grunt around some unknown object.

Washtenaw County's own Blue... (Below threshold)

Washtenaw County's own Blue Man cover group, Denim Dudes, gets into the swing of their final dress rehearsal for their Top of the Park tribute to Frank Zappa.

Everybody needs to +1 #68. ... (Below threshold)

Everybody needs to +1 #68. I totally lolled at that one.

Gallagher originally perfor... (Below threshold)

Gallagher originally performed smashing lemons before switching to melons.

"Hello, Onstar..."... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"Hello, Onstar..."

The terrorist group thought... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

The terrorist group thought it had scored a coup, until someone pointed out that it was not Iron Man, but was, in fact, just a crappy car.

New from Joe Francis Produc... (Below threshold)

New from Joe Francis Productions: Environmentalists Gone Wild

Dem directive to Detroit:</... (Below threshold)

Dem directive to Detroit:

The beatings will continue until performance improves.


The beatings will continue until gas mileage improves.


The Demo-Gestapo approach to improving gas mileage: "Vat? Der mileage ist not gut? Ve haff VAYS to make der mileage improve, ya! Unt yu vill LIKE it!"


The Dems' usual, subtly-nuanced approach to getting Detroit to meet the enviro-wackos' goals.


Lacking a real mule to beat in effigy to get it to perform, a Democratic "Pursuasion Patrol" happened upon a more technologically equivalent symbol. (The results were remarkably similar.)


An Enviro-luddite "Back to Nature" discussion group came upon an unguarded Evil Ozone Destoyer... Death to the infidel!!


If it bleeds We can kill it... (Below threshold)

If it bleeds We can kill it!

It's true. Detroit really ... (Below threshold)

It's true. Detroit really has no idea how to make a better automobile.

Men at work....in the Gaza ... (Below threshold)

Men at work....in the Gaza strip!

Digging the dancing Quee... (Below threshold)

Digging the dancing Queen!

Yes Hillary's team is fast ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Yes Hillary's team is fast at work on the Obama bus to help him win the election in November.

Barrack's team highlight hi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Barrack's team highlight his new CAFE standards to reduce global warming.

When told that banning driv... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When told that banning drive thrus was unconstitutional in typical liberal fashion the democratic city councilmen of Wisconsin chose another way to address the problem.

~ Make a run for the border... (Below threshold)

~ Make a run for the border ~

Members of the Conservative... (Below threshold)

Members of the Conservative Caucus demonstrate the proper maintenance of a Pruis.

Mr. Numan? Speaker Pelosi ... (Below threshold)

Mr. Numan? Speaker Pelosi has sent some supporters over to have a few words...

Ve are only following Obama... (Below threshold)

Ve are only following Obama's orders!
Das auto ist not greenish!

Tell us where we can find L... (Below threshold)
Dave thA:

Tell us where we can find Lightning McQueen our we'll break your other eye...

Sledge......sledge......sle... (Below threshold)

Sledge......sledge......sledgehammer..why dont You call My name

2 years is enough for one moniker.. 914 R.I.P.

The banning of all guns in ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

The banning of all guns in Spain worked perfectly. But gangs still found other ways to carjack vehicles ...

#88Ha ha.... (Below threshold)


Ha ha.

Marines work to diffuse car... (Below threshold)

Marines work to diffuse car bomb in Mosul, Iraq, 6/25/08

Boys will be boys, and hybr... (Below threshold)

Boys will be boys, and hybrids will never be popular.

"Er, a, I want that car, uh... (Below threshold)

"Er, a, I want that car, uh, destroyed!! And uh, dump the body. Save the Chivas."

-Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-Irtbag)

With rising stocks GM uses ... (Below threshold)

With rising stocks GM uses a new tactic to generate demand for new cars

Desperate for new ideas, US... (Below threshold)

Desperate for new ideas, US auto executives let workers use the "thousand monkeys typing" design approach.

This must be why they call ... (Below threshold)

This must be why they call that car a beater.

The car was found guilty of... (Below threshold)

The car was found guilty of going through the drive-thru at Chucky-Cheeze and sentence was carried out by the drive-thru police.

MADD (Mothers Against Drunk... (Below threshold)

MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) strikes another blow against drunk drivers by smashing the culprit car.

"Uh oh, better get MAACO!"<... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"Uh oh, better get MAACO!"

LAPD cites driver for tail ... (Below threshold)
the struggler:

LAPD cites driver for tail light infraction.

Thunder Road.... (Below threshold)

Thunder Road.

SAMIROh no! Not agai... (Below threshold)

Oh no! Not again! Why does it say door ajar when there is no door ajar?!! I, I swear to God, one of these days, I, I, I just kick this piece of shit out the window!!!


[Scene A field. They drop the car. Samir stomps on it four times and Michael, eight times. Peter hands Samir a sledgehammer. He hits the car twice and Michael takes over. He starts to punch it. Samir and Peter pull him away, but he runs back to destroy the evil car.]

Last known photo of the Fre... (Below threshold)

Last known photo of the Freshman class of "Bob's Car Bomb Disposal and Tanning Salon" number 420.

We must break you.... (Below threshold)

We must break you.

"Kill the VW Wabbit! I wil... (Below threshold)

"Kill the VW Wabbit! I will do it with my swedgehammer and magic hewmet!! Yo ho ho OH! Yo ho ho OH!"

WE...(BAM)...WANT...(BAM)..... (Below threshold)


I thought I discarded that ... (Below threshold)

I thought I discarded that dingy blue snowsuit with the hole in the crotch?

made you look!<br ... (Below threshold)

made you look!

ha ha

G.M. Designers Are Working ... (Below threshold)

G.M. Designers Are Working To Optimize A Slip Stream Body.

Polish S.W.A.T. Team Called... (Below threshold)

Polish S.W.A.T. Team Called In.

(bumper sticker)I BR... (Below threshold)

(bumper sticker)

This is why one shouldn't d... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

This is why one shouldn't drive an imported car to a meeting of the United Auto Workers.

Driver: "Thankfully, I just... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Driver: "Thankfully, I just saved a bundle of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO."

"Dear Diary: Today in Obam... (Below threshold)

"Dear Diary: Today in Obama for Change Camp we showed a Global Warming Denier the repercussions of bad vehicle choices. Tomorrow we learn how to effectively scream "Racist!" at anyone who disagrees with Obama's policies. I can hardly wait!"

"Gallagher and Friends" beg... (Below threshold)

"Gallagher and Friends" begin their 2008 European Tour - "Sledge-O-Matic Goes Green!"

NOBODY expects the Spanish ... (Below threshold)

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn! I mean blue uniforms...
Cardinal Fang! Now fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

Potential future disavowed ... (Below threshold)

Potential future disavowed "Friends Of Obama" make a preemptive strike.

This is why you don't drive... (Below threshold)

This is why you don't drive through Berkeley with a Semper Fi bumper sticker.

In The Gods Must Be Craz... (Below threshold)

In The Gods Must Be Crazy -- Prequel, Space Aliens drop an electric car that can run 100s of miles for only pennies a day into The Motor City, circa 1952.

The Press reviews the Bush ... (Below threshold)

The Press reviews the Bush [make] President [model] after seven years since model's innaugural introdution in 2000. Critics of the model complain about the new tone of the car and of the fact that it uses blood for oil.

UAW members greet the first... (Below threshold)

UAW members greet the first Toyota to enter the parking lot of the first new american auto plant in 50 years. Plant now closed.

Detroit Mayor Kwame M. Kilp... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Detroit Mayor Kwame M. Kilpatrick regretted inviting the stars of the cable TV show Smash Lab to his city.

Local 3rd grade class atten... (Below threshold)
Beverly Collins:

Local 3rd grade class attends training in anger management.

Hizbollah operatives create... (Below threshold)

Hizbollah operatives create an Israeli air-strike on an ambulance

Jamaican bobsled team worki... (Below threshold)
Wide World of Sports:

Jamaican bobsled team working on their sled

Ferris Bueller takes anothe... (Below threshold)

Ferris Bueller takes another day off.

time for another test, c... (Below threshold)

time for another test, can the old chevey nonultra handle it?
( this time dont use the test dummies)

who will do the most damage... (Below threshold)

who will do the most damage on this weeks round of smash it down.

"How I Play Golf", a... (Below threshold)

"How I Play Golf", a book by Tom Blogical.

So, uh, it's Thursday night... (Below threshold)

So, uh, it's Thursday night. First time in months I come up with a winner, and you guys take a freakin holiday.


Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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