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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ found everyone in the Olympic spirit. Turnout was excellent as were the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

A toilet with an Olympic sticker attached can be seen at the Olympic village in Beijing July 27, 2008. The heavily-guarded village, which will house 16,000 athletes and officials during next month's Beijing Games, was officially opened on Sunday under skies still grey with the pollution that China has promised to clear in time for the August 8-24 Games. REUTERS/David Gray (CHINA) (BEIJING OLYMPICS 2008 PREVIEW)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Tom Blogical) - "The Crappel Horse programs are usually very strenuous, and some of the dismounts can get pretty messy."

2) (rodney dill) - "Squat, Clean, and Jerk."

3) (DJ Drummond) - "Typical communist project. Pipes going up, down, and all around, but none actually attached to make it really flush."

4) (DaveD) - "I completely understand. I stink on the parallel bars too."

5) (ijosha) - "Just Do Do It!"

6) (smitch) - "The Best Damn Metaphor Period"

The Readers Choice Award this week was a tie. The winners are:

(Baron Von Ottomatic) - "Moments before the Opening Ceremonies, China revealed its monument to human rights."

(Yogurt) - "After hearing what he is full of, Chinese handlers hurriedly prepared for Obama's visit to the Olympics."

That's it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (14)

OMG, that's the best one ev... (Below threshold)
Duane Dostie:

OMG, that's the best one ever. I'm choking...

Thanks Kevin!... (Below threshold)

Thanks Kevin!

Thanks Kevin...there's noth... (Below threshold)

Thanks Kevin...there's nothing better than Olympic Toilet humor!

Huh!? Blogical won? What a ... (Below threshold)

Huh!? Blogical won? What a load of....well, you know.

:-P (Kidding, Tom....)

Peter F:LOL! It w... (Below threshold)

Peter F:

LOL! It was a blogical conclusion. :-)

I'm too late for it, but "R... (Below threshold)
Eric F:

I'm too late for it, but "Russia dumps on the Olympics" might have fit ...

Or maybe "who gives a crap.... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Or maybe "who gives a crap."

...or maybe a BMlogical con... (Below threshold)

...or maybe a BMlogical conclusion.

"...or maybe a BMlogical... (Below threshold)

"...or maybe a BMlogical conclusion."

All I know is, it felt great to take a load off and squeeze out a few captions in the contest this week. Man, am I relieved it's over.

All I know is, it felt g... (Below threshold)

All I know is, it felt great to take a load off and squeeze out a few captions in the contest this week. Man, am I relieved it's over.

You're a punny, Tom.


Warning about contests such... (Below threshold)
Bible Dave:
Bible Dave:Congrat... (Below threshold)

Bible Dave:

Congratulations. You've won the top prize in the competition for both saying and linking to the stupidest things I've ever read.

Warning about cont... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:
Warning about contests such as this.

In 1 Corinthians 9:24-27 the Apostle Paul teaches about competing for the Kingdome of God saying "Run in such a way that you may win."

All free markets operate on competition. In choosing His first Apostles Jesus selected fishermen who were competing in the free market. If competition was the way of the devil as your web site claims, why is their no commandment against it?

Unfair completion is sinful and there are many verses showing God hates dishonest weights and measures, but there's no verse against honest work or against the worker receiving his wages. You have confused fair competition with unfair competition.

Little known fact: The Chin... (Below threshold)

Little known fact: The Chinese pay-toilet was invented by Pei Dung Lu






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