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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

US Republican presidential nominee Senator John McCain (R-AZ) reacts to almost heading the wrong way off the stage after shaking hands with Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) at the conclusion of the final presidential debate at Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York, October 15, 2008. REUTERS/Jim Bourg (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 <br />

Winners for this week (and last week) will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Poll... (Below threshold)

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Poll

I always hated playing grab... (Below threshold)

I always hated playing grab ass. ww

Obama: "Jees John, First Ay... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Jees John, First Ayres, then ACORN? Don't be so childish, next we'll be making faces at each other."

Senator Obama's policies wo... (Below threshold)

Senator Obama's policies would be like Godzilla rampaging through New York City my friends. It would look like this...

Jees I just stepped into a ... (Below threshold)

Jees I just stepped into a bunch of Marxist crap.

Jeez Barack, you might thin... (Below threshold)
Jim in Cleveland:

Jeez Barack, you might think your shit don't stink, but your gas is more deadly than Agent Orange!

Just like I told Olbermann-... (Below threshold)

Just like I told Olbermann--I've got a place to put that banner.

One flew over the cuckoo's ... (Below threshold)

One flew over the cuckoo's nest, and the other is a decorated naval officer.

McCain had a Charlie Brown ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

McCain had a Charlie Brown moment following his encounter with The Great Chocolate Pumpkin.

"John, please stop, you are... (Below threshold)

"John, please stop, you are embarassing yourself.... Auditions to be my lapdog are going to be held AFTER Election Day."

Holy crap!, Did he just squ... (Below threshold)

Holy crap!, Did he just squeeze out an ACORN ?

Oh Mister Obama, I'll make ... (Below threshold)

Oh Mister Obama, I'll make you bark like a dog.

Judge Claude Frollo and Qua... (Below threshold)

Judge Claude Frollo and Quasimodo leave the debate platform as the bells go off.

John McCain got a nasty sho... (Below threshold)

John McCain got a nasty shock when he got too close to Obama's teflon shield.

Obama: "Islam is just a red... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Islam is just a red herring... Michelle is going to use VooDoo to make you channel Bill the Cat."

"Sorry John, the Heimlich i... (Below threshold)

"Sorry John, the Heimlich isn't covered under my new health care plan."

MSNBC: "This is just anothe... (Below threshold)

MSNBC: "This is just another example of the typical, vicious attack by the McCain campaign."

McCain is taking flak from ... (Below threshold)

McCain is taking flak from the MSM.
He's hit, he's hit!
He's going down over New York City! Oh my God, he won't stand a chance there....

Obama passes Ayers.... (Below threshold)

Obama passes Ayers.

McCain gags at the very tho... (Below threshold)

McCain gags at the very thought that this empty, Marxist-loving, America-hating, terrorist-sympathizing, mouthpiece for the Chicago mob might actually be President.

What's that awful stench? <... (Below threshold)

What's that awful stench?

Someone call Joe the Plumber!

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, I'm go... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah, I'm gonna kick your assssssss.

When Biden called Obama "ar... (Below threshold)

When Biden called Obama "articulate and clean", he was apparently lying.

Obama: (note to self: have ... (Below threshold)
Noam Notkidding:

Obama: (note to self: have Michelle draft thank-you note to Ayers/Chavez/Putin for the Polonium-210)

With Obama, you can't see t... (Below threshold)

With Obama, you can't see the fog. You can't hear the fog. But it's deadly none the less.

Downwind from Obama the ste... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Downwind from Obama the stench of Marxism and bullshit slammed into McCain like a mule kick.

Obama (thinking): "Guess I ... (Below threshold)

Obama (thinking): "Guess I should've set a 'no face making' precondition before meeting with John."

I don't know what the hell ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

I don't know what the hell he ate...", McCain said afterwards.

FINALLY..something of subst... (Below threshold)

FINALLY..something of substance from Obama.

John McCain oddly chooses "... (Below threshold)

John McCain oddly chooses "George Bush (1)'s" Japanese sushi incident when asked by the moderator to reenact their favorite historical presidential moment.

Why the F&^% did I pull his... (Below threshold)

Why the F&^% did I pull his finger?

Ballsy is when you know the... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Ballsy is when you know the race card is coming, but you follow Obama into the room singing "Minnie the Moocher" anyway.

Take it easy on the borscht... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Take it easy on the borscht, comrade.

Anybody who dares approach ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Anybody who dares approach The One gets tazered. Anybody.

"Why, that power leak has u... (Below threshold)

"Why, that power leak has unbalanced the ship, and she's starting to drift! I can't hold her in place that long!"

Jeeez, did Biden crawl up i... (Below threshold)

Jeeez, did Biden crawl up inside of you and die?

911: "Quick! From what you'... (Below threshold)

911: "Quick! From what you've described on the phone, put Obama in a straight jacket and gag him; He's the dangerous one! McCain just needs a tongue depressor."

Obama: "Don't haze me bro."... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Don't haze me bro."

After weeks and months of u... (Below threshold)

After weeks and months of unbelievable self-discipline, McCain finds in the closing days of the campaign that continuing to bite his tongue becomes more and more difficult.....

Hey Look at Me I'm Keith Ol... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey Look at Me I'm Keith Olbermann!

When the debates were judge... (Below threshold)

When the debates were judged a draw and the candidates agreed to a Dance Off to determine the winner, McCain had the upper hand until his otherwise excellent and well received "Robot" routine was marred by his unconscious habit of sticking out his tongue....

"Phew! He smells a lot lik... (Below threshold)

"Phew! He smells a lot like the 'ash heap of history!'"

Confidently planning his vi... (Below threshold)

Confidently planning his victory party, Obama fails to notice McCain sneaking up behind him in the polls...

Aagh, this stage stinks!</p... (Below threshold)

Aagh, this stage stinks!

Main Entry: gag ... (Below threshold)

Main Entry: gag

Pronunciation: \ˈgag\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): gagged; gag·ging
1 a: to restrict use of the mouth of by inserting a gag b: to prevent from exercising freedom of speech or expression c: to pry or hold open with a gag
2: to choke or cause to retch

Heck, I don't care, You Pick........

Having the bean burritos pr... (Below threshold)

Having the bean burritos prior to the debate was all part of the Obama's team plan.

The Maverick has fallen pre... (Below threshold)

The Maverick has fallen prey to the old adage that starts, "Once you go Barack..."

"No, Zombie Senator McCain.... (Below threshold)

"No, Zombie Senator McCain. Obama's braaaaaaaaainz are located higher up. In theory."

McCain retches as he realiz... (Below threshold)

McCain retches as he realizes that he went through years of torture for nothing.

If this guy wins, the country he suffered for will be gone.

Oh, yeah? Yeah? Well this i... (Below threshold)

Oh, yeah? Yeah? Well this is your campaign!

Gassangriff! Gassangriff! G... (Below threshold)

Gassangriff! Gassangriff! Gassangriff!

This picture is perfect sym... (Below threshold)

This picture is perfect symbolic of what's wrong with this election.

Obama is heading further and further to the left.

And McCain is following! He's not completely happy about it, but he's following!

Gimme them stem cells, Barr... (Below threshold)

Gimme them stem cells, Barry...

One candidate is looking fo... (Below threshold)

One candidate is looking for a real ManDate.

Hey, I saw that same guy wa... (Below threshold)

Hey, I saw that same guy walking into that Gay porn shop the other day while driving.

McCain was shocked when he ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

McCain was shocked when he saw nothing through but cloth through the tear in Obamas clothes and realized that he really was an empty suit.

Oh man Barry, what did you ... (Below threshold)

Oh man Barry, what did you eat? Gahhhh, I licked my lips, cough, gasp.

Obama tries to really seal ... (Below threshold)
Chris g:

Obama tries to really seal the deal, by releasing a silent but deadly cyanide gas capsule from his rectum

Wow, You did drop a load of... (Below threshold)

Wow, You did drop a load of crap in that chair

They did the "Monster Dance... (Below threshold)

They did the "Monster Dance".

Joe the Plumber was right w... (Below threshold)

Joe the Plumber was right when he said it flowed downhill.

"The Only Way That Senator ... (Below threshold)

"The Only Way That Senator McCain Can Lick Senator Obama."

Channeling his inner Adrian... (Below threshold)

Channeling his inner Adrian Monk, McCain desperately needs a wipe to get rid of that dirty feeling he gets whenever Obama talks about spreading the wealth.

McCain has a Chris Matthews... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

McCain has a Chris Matthews moment and is shocked to feel the warm tingle.

McCain spots "Aunt Esther" ... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

McCain spots "Aunt Esther" Obama in the crowd and has a "I'm coming to ya, Elizabeth" moment.

McCain: Brains! Must...ea... (Below threshold)
John Schan:

McCain: Brains! Must...eat...brainz. No wait, why am I following Obama? He's dumb as a rock. Damnit!

McCain reacts as Obama's re... (Below threshold)

McCain reacts as Obama's red hot starry poots hit him in the groin. Winds of change!

McCain reacts after, in a h... (Below threshold)

McCain reacts after, in a historically unprecedented move, Obama was given permission by the sympathetic moderator to wash out McCain's mouth with soap for mentioning Bill Ayers.

Yeah, he makes me barf too.... (Below threshold)

Yeah, he makes me barf too.

"Presidential-hopeful" Bara... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

"Presidential-hopeful" Barack H(the rest is silent) Urkel being demonstrated the "Urkel Dance" (google it) by old, white hipster.

McCain: "Joe(the Plumber), ... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

McCain: "Joe(the Plumber), thank God you're here. I smell a Commie trap*. Throw me that plunger".

* Commie trap: Dr Strangelove

Looking at the polls John r... (Below threshold)

Looking at the polls John realizes he must go after the brokeback vote.

"Who farted?""Obam... (Below threshold)
James Cloninger:

"Who farted?"

"Obama--silent but deadly"

McCain reacts to an slipper... (Below threshold)

McCain reacts to an slippery puddle of acorn puke near the left-wing emergency exit.

"Obama shows off the Silent... (Below threshold)

"Obama shows off the Silent But Deadly military technology he intends to bring to the Presidency."

ewwww...fart trail... (Below threshold)

ewwww...fart trail

I was enjoying so many of t... (Below threshold)

I was enjoying so many of these comments, then almost fell off my (breakfast) bar stool when I read Stephen Macklin's "Why the f*(#% did I pull his finger" comment... AWESOME.

Kevin - you have to give that one an honorable mention even if it doesn't win!

These comments are funny, b... (Below threshold)

These comments are funny, but seriously, what the f%$k is wrong with John McCain? What the hell is the context of this picture? Does anyone know?

Remake Of The 1958 Movie...... (Below threshold)

Remake Of The 1958 Movie... "The Defiant Ones"

Osama in the front, Hillary... (Below threshold)

Osama in the front, Hillary in the back.

Zombie McCain.. requires.. ... (Below threshold)

Zombie McCain.. requires.. brains.

Oh no.. brain full of socialism.. McCain no swallow that!

Damn, Obama been eating Ira... (Below threshold)

Damn, Obama been eating Iranian cavier again!

Come, Igor, to the Laborato... (Below threshold)
Robin Dicken:

Come, Igor, to the Laboratory! Yes master! Eengh! engh!

McCain simply mis-remembere... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

McCain simply mis-remembered he was going to 'lick' Obama's ass.

McCain goes for jugular and... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

McCain goes for jugular and misses.

What happens when you reign... (Below threshold)

What happens when you reign in the negativity.

Watch it, Senator McCain! ... (Below threshold)

Watch it, Senator McCain! That's not "wealth" that Obama is spreading!

Nylda at 86:Don't ... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Nylda at 86:

Don't know what you're trying to say, but you meant "rein", you retard, not "reign"

Actually 'rein,' 'reign,' o... (Below threshold)

Actually 'rein,' 'reign,' or 'rain' work for #86.

"No it's Eye-Gor"... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"No it's Eye-Gor"

"Blech! See? What did I tel... (Below threshold)
Steve Schippert:

"Blech! See? What did I tell you would happen when you try and nail Jell-O to the wall? That's been sitting there since our last debate. Kids..."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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