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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

US President-elect Barack Obama (C) and US Vice President-elect Joe Biden (R) listen as Pennsylvania Governor Edward Rendell (L) speaks the National Governors Association annual meeting at Congress Hall in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, December 2, 2008.

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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M***** F*****er!!! Say What... (Below threshold)

M***** F*****er!!! Say What??

"Chump don't wan no help...... (Below threshold)

"Chump don't wan no help...chump don't get no help..."

Plugs to the left of me, Co... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

Plugs to the left of me, Comb-overs to the right..

('Wow, and I thought Joe ha... (Below threshold)

('Wow, and I thought Joe had bad foot-in-mouth disease!')

Sweating the fool wearing a... (Below threshold)

Sweating the fool wearing a red tie

Obama's Thought "What the h... (Below threshold)

Obama's Thought "What the hell is he saying"

Biden's Thought "Gosh I wish I could speak that well"

Biden: (thinking) "Shoulda ... (Below threshold)

Biden: (thinking) "Shoulda done the prank Obama call to him too."

Biden: (thinking) "Dang. Fo... (Below threshold)

Biden: (thinking) "Dang. Foot's cramping. Maybe if I just start tapping it on the floor."

Obama: How does he get tha... (Below threshold)
the struggler:

Obama: How does he get that mellon through that little collar?

I can assure you, that alth... (Below threshold)

I can assure you, that although I supported Darla during the campaign, I am even more enthusiastic about supporting Buckwheat and Alfalfa.

DISCLAIMER: Dear Wizbangers... (Below threshold)

DISCLAIMER: Dear Wizbangers, when you read 'Biden: (Thinking)' in my previous captions, remember its only a joke. No brain cells (of Biden's) were actually injured.

(from left to right)... (Below threshold)

(from left to right)
Wide Stance, All Stances, No pants.

Obama and Biden glare at Re... (Below threshold)

Obama and Biden glare at Rendell in a fury of white-hot anger.

He was supposed to wear the blue tie, dammit.

Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Medcalf:

Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod.

See no evil, hear no evil, ... (Below threshold)

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no sense.

"Man, if we could only pass... (Below threshold)

"Man, if we could only pass a windfall chins tax, we'd be rolling in the green."


Ya gotta love it when Biden... (Below threshold)

Ya gotta love it when Biden tries to keep up. He's got all 20 brain cells banging away for all they're worth. He's not getting anywhere, but at least we can appreciate the effort.

Oh oh. Biden's brain just t... (Below threshold)

Oh oh. Biden's brain just threw a rod.

"Here, here, ahhhhh, yea, p... (Below threshold)

"Here, here, ahhhhh, yea, present."

You gotta hand it to Obama.... (Below threshold)

You gotta hand it to Obama. He looks pretty serious for a guy with Dumbo ears.

Ed, do you have the toilet ... (Below threshold)

Ed, do you have the toilet paper? ww

Whatcha talkin bout Willis?... (Below threshold)

Whatcha talkin bout Willis?

What kind of morons would p... (Below threshold)

What kind of morons would put these people in charge?

Oh yeah. Us...

Hey... it's not the tourist... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey... it's not the tourists after all.

Obama - "My bus is going to... (Below threshold)

Obama - "My bus is going to need a lot more road clearance for this dude!"

Biden's wondering when he g... (Below threshold)

Biden's wondering when he gets his Vice Presidential seal...

"dang, white people get ugl... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"dang, white people get uglier when they get older"

"Ol' Ed looks good for his age"

Ok Napolitano works 18 hour... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Ok Napolitano works 18 hours a day, what's your excuse?

They put a dog collar on hi... (Below threshold)

They put a dog collar on him. Whenever it looks like Biden's going to speak, an aide presses a button and they shock him.

That's how they do it.

Three Wise Men... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Three Wise Men

Obama and Biden couldn't hi... (Below threshold)

Obama and Biden couldn't hide their disappointment when Fast Eddie admitted it wasn't him who threw the snowball at Santa Claus.

In memory of Larry, Moe and... (Below threshold)

In memory of Larry, Moe and Curly, the Obama brain trust takes the names (right to left) Plugs, Sumgs and Rugs.

Three Blind Mice... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Three Blind Mice

Comb-Over, Push-Over and Le... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Comb-Over, Push-Over and Left-Over.

What-chu-talkin-bout-Willis... (Below threshold)


strike my comment - didn't ... (Below threshold)

strike my comment - didn't see Craig's.

It's Hardrock, Coco, and Jo... (Below threshold)

It's Hardrock, Coco, and Joe

Dang cracka, shut the hell ... (Below threshold)

Dang cracka, shut the hell up.

WIth wattles like that, I'm... (Below threshold)

WIth wattles like that, I'm surprised these guys made it by Thanksgiving.

Curly gets the typical look... (Below threshold)

Curly gets the typical look from Moe and Larry while speaking in this short film.

Dang it, BlogDog!... (Below threshold)

Dang it, BlogDog!

Obama and Biden stare in be... (Below threshold)

Obama and Biden stare in befuddlement as Rendell ends the governor roll call count at 50.

Its the hap-happeee-ist-tim... (Below threshold)

Its the hap-happeee-ist-time of the year!

Once again the MSM places t... (Below threshold)

Once again the MSM places the Messiah on the cross with the two thieves.

Please, please, for the lov... (Below threshold)

Please, please, for the love of Allah, don't let Joe think this is the type of speech he should plaguarize...

Obama's Thought Bubble:<br ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Obama's Thought Bubble:
"For this I became President-Elect?"

"Darn. Which one is 'Dumb' ... (Below threshold)

"Darn. Which one is 'Dumb' and which is 'Dumber'?"

They told me if was elected... (Below threshold)

They told me if was elected I would grow to hate the job - and they were right.

Obama: "Why on Earth is Mr.... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Why on Earth is Mr. Potato Head sitting up here with us?"

"Didn't you get the memo, R... (Below threshold)

"Didn't you get the memo, Rendell? Blue tie, damn it! BLUE TIE!!"

To quote Whoppie Goldberg "... (Below threshold)

To quote Whoppie Goldberg "I have a little gas".

Joe, Did he just say that I... (Below threshold)

Joe, Did he just say that I (THE ONE) CAN'T walk on water?

Don't look so shocked, just... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Don't look so shocked, just thinking Ernest Borgnine is dead doesn't make it so.

"I'm so please you could jo... (Below threshold)

"I'm so please you could join us today, J. B. Smoove."

Obama: (thinking) "Wow, Fra... (Below threshold)

Obama: (thinking) "Wow, Franken's even uglier than I remember."

Of course Obama sounds like... (Below threshold)

Of course Obama sounds like a genius compared to these two guys.

If synchronized sneering wa... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

If synchronized sneering was an Olympic sport Obama and Biden would take the Gold.

Obama walks on water, the o... (Below threshold)

Obama walks on water, the other two walk on saliva.

Must...concentrate...harder... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Must...concentrate...harder...until...I...can...strangle...underlings...with my...mind...like ...Vader...

Damn, we should have passed... (Below threshold)
Ya Hump:

Damn, we should have passed on the cabbage soup for lunch.....

Well I have the Ghost of... (Below threshold)

Well I have the Ghost of Christmas present figured out.

Obama: Dat one ugly honky.<... (Below threshold)

Obama: Dat one ugly honky.

Biden: Damn hemorrhoid buggin' me again.

"Eat your heart out, Jeff D... (Below threshold)

"Eat your heart out, Jeff Dunham, you amateur! I can do Walter and Barney Rubble at the same time!"

Reverse oreo.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Reverse oreo.

The Odd Squad.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The Odd Squad.

I think he's the 53rd Gover... (Below threshold)

I think he's the 53rd Governor. But darn-it if I can think of the State he's from.

Top politicians confer grav... (Below threshold)

Top politicians confer gravely to determine whether Janet Napolitano has a life

Obama's scan cannot overcom... (Below threshold)

Obama's scan cannot overcome the stupid of Ed Rendell.

Obama has Joe's mouth seale... (Below threshold)

Obama has Joe's mouth sealed shut with Super Glue!

I'll bet they wish they had... (Below threshold)

I'll bet they wish they had my hair.

Squat, Clean, and Jerk... (Below threshold)

Squat, Clean, and Jerk

Obama to self: "A brother w... (Below threshold)

Obama to self: "A brother would never sport a shitty looking combover like that".

The Clown Princes of Medioc... (Below threshold)

The Clown Princes of Mediocrity

Obama to self: "No wonder t... (Below threshold)

Obama to self: "No wonder that fat bastard has to buy women...just look at that frickin turkey neck"

No I'm Moe, you're Shemp.</... (Below threshold)

No I'm Moe, you're Shemp.

Shared thought bubble: "Dam... (Below threshold)
S. Loomis:

Shared thought bubble: "Damn. Hillary has really let herself GO since the run off."

Three blind mice... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Three blind mice

Obama and Biden though Bubb... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama and Biden though Bubbles "Did he just fart??"

Obama and Biden though Bubb... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama and Biden though Bubbles " Did he just say that the cause of the financial mess is black and white?"

Obama and Biden; "There's a... (Below threshold)

Obama and Biden; "There's always some clown who doesn't get the memo".

"Well I'll be damned. Ernes... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Well I'll be damned. Ernest Borgnine is still alive."

Meet The Fockers.... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Meet The Fockers.

Obama: "Damnit, didn't he r... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Obama: "Damnit, didn't he read my blue tie memo?"

"To be honest, I think yes,... (Below threshold)

"To be honest, I think yes, even I could've made a better VP than Joe Biden."

(It's nice to know I have my own personal little troll dinging all my comments on this thread, LOL!!)

Reviewing the dias at this ... (Below threshold)

Reviewing the dias at this year's Toastmaster's Convention, it is clear that the once proud group is a mere shadow of its former self....

Hey, it's not OUR fault you... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Hey, it's not OUR fault you believed we would keep those promises. You knew we were Democrats, for crying' out loud.

Biden: Last damn time I let... (Below threshold)

Biden: Last damn time I let a Chinese plastic surgeon work on my face.....

Hey, look. A squirrel.... (Below threshold)

Hey, look. A squirrel.

DNC Chairman Rendell - "And... (Below threshold)

DNC Chairman Rendell - "And to my left you see two prime examples of how our flawed primary process has led to the least qualified candidates in American history getting elected to the highest political offices in the land."

"Today, President-Elect Oba... (Below threshold)

"Today, President-Elect Obama realized white democrats are as useless to him as the Constitution is."

The key to a great presiden... (Below threshold)

The key to a great presidency is to surround yourself with the smartest people you can find...

Obama and Biden discover th... (Below threshold)

Obama and Biden discover that the Rovian mind control class they took was a fraud as Fast Eddie shoots from the lip.

Mafia PrefectPreside... (Below threshold)

Mafia Prefect
President Elect
Mental Defect

(What The Fuck!!)2... (Below threshold)
(What The Fuck!!)2
"Hey, I know it's not my co... (Below threshold)

"Hey, I know it's not my color, but they made me wear this red tie!"

"And while President Elect ... (Below threshold)

"And while President Elect Obama would love to listen to every babbling idiot, it is quite evident he has time for no other activity than deciding which campaign promise he will break next."

A Joke, Hope, and a Dope.</... (Below threshold)

A Joke, Hope, and a Dope.

Ebony and ivory tomfoolery.... (Below threshold)

Ebony and ivory tomfoolery.

Obama thought bubble: "If R... (Below threshold)

Obama thought bubble: "If Rendell's head were a teleprompter, what would it say"?

Biden thought bubble: "Coun... (Below threshold)

Biden thought bubble: "Counting to two while holding my breath really does keep me from saying something stupid."

Larry, Moe and Curly... (Below threshold)

Larry, Moe and Curly

Obama: "We'll need to get h... (Below threshold)

Obama: "We'll need to get him a teleprompter and make sure he sticks to the script."

"Let me speak for the three... (Below threshold)

"Let me speak for the three of us as Governor of Pennsylvania by saying that I think Jack Murtha was mistaken when he called his constituents racist..."

"What the f$%k?!!"... (Below threshold)

"What the f$%k?!!"

Obama: Biden cut the cheese... (Below threshold)

Obama: Biden cut the cheese again - just look at him.

Barack Obama and Joe Biden ... (Below threshold)

Barack Obama and Joe Biden choke back tears while listening to Ed Rendell speak of his failed hair transplant surgery.

Pull my finger...... (Below threshold)

Pull my finger...

Obama thinking: "Whaddya me... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama thinking: "Whaddya mean "we" paleface?"

Candidates for Mount Rushmo... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Candidates for Mount Rushmore II give it their best "pose".

The Grumpy Three discuss th... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

The Grumpy Three discuss the proposals from The Big Three and even Snow White, aka HRH HRC, won't be able to reach a diplomatic solution to this financial bad apple.

Obama thinking: "Yadda, yad... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama thinking: "Yadda, yadda, yadda. Crap, and I thought Biden would never shut his mouth!"

Obama thinking: "Surrounded... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama thinking: "Surrounded by Freaks."

Obama: "I've got to listen ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama: "I've got to listen to this when I didn't need Pennsylvania after all!"

Rendell rambles on and on w... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Rendell rambles on and on while Obama reflects on the wise words of Capt. Kirk: "Conquest is easy. Control is not."

(Promise. That was my last ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

(Promise. That was my last submission. Sorry, Dill, I haven't been this inspired since you posted Lady Liberty pic with the pirate ship passing by....Your fault. You hit my prolific button!)

I thought it was just gas. ... (Below threshold)
Naomi Stan:

I thought it was just gas. Charmin, anyone.

Carnac says "A rube, a newb... (Below threshold)

Carnac says "A rube, a newb, and a boob..."

Question is "name the three people in this photo"

Sorry fellows but I had bea... (Below threshold)
Ron EagleHeart:

Sorry fellows but I had bean soup for lunch.

God, you guys are fat, don'... (Below threshold)

God, you guys are fat, don't you ever walk anywhere?

Barry: Does anybody else sm... (Below threshold)

Barry: Does anybody else smell cheese-steaks and stale Yuengling? It's like the day after the Army/Navy game, before the clean up crew could power wash the restrooms...

Joe: That's the way his breath always smells. He thinks he's "keeping it real" since he moved to Harrisburg.

There was this bright star ... (Below threshold)

There was this bright star in the East, and three wise men where there, in the stable, when he was born. This was in Kenya, of course . . . uh oh.

OK one more local color jok... (Below threshold)

OK one more local color joke:

Barry: OK, now I understand how Vince Fumo has stayed out of jail this long...

"Three blind mice."... (Below threshold)

"Three blind mice."

Larry, Curly and "O"... (Below threshold)

Larry, Curly and "O"

Ewwwwwwww ... did he really... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Ewwwwwwww ... did he really say that Governor Napolitano was hot???

Ed, you moron! You didn't ... (Below threshold)

Ed, you moron! You didn't know Gov. Napolitano doesn't "swing that way?"

The blind leading the deaf ... (Below threshold)

The blind leading the deaf and dumb...

As Ed Rendell makes some su... (Below threshold)

As Ed Rendell makes some suggestions for Janet Napolitano's Match.com profile--

Obama bubble: "What the F**K dude!?"

Biden bubble: singing "Doo wah diddy, diddy dum diddy doo"

Clowns to the left of me,<b... (Below threshold)

Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right,
Here I AM,
Stuck in the middle with you.

StinkStankStu... (Below threshold)


The Dynamic Duo spot an int... (Below threshold)

The Dynamic Duo spot an intruder in the Bat Cave.

"There Are Two Types Of Bea... (Below threshold)

"There Are Two Types Of Beans; Red Beans And Human Beans."

What IS that smell? Urine? ... (Below threshold)

What IS that smell? Urine? Broccoli?

What a refreshing Change... (Below threshold)

What a refreshing Change!!!!!!

Somebody get a rope...... (Below threshold)

Somebody get a rope...

Shut up! Can't you see you ... (Below threshold)

Shut up! Can't you see you are about to make Biden cry?

"Hi, I'm Edward and I'm a B... (Below threshold)

"Hi, I'm Edward and I'm a Blackberry-holic"
"Hi, Edward."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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