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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Sorry for the delay folks, I was traveling and totally lost track of the day...

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

(L-R) Former President President George H.W. Bush, President-elect Barack Obama, U.S. President George W. Bush, former President Bill Clinton and former President Jimmy Carter meet in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington January 7, 2009.

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Win a trip to Paris! Just ... (Below threshold)

Win a trip to Paris! Just tell us which President just 'cut one'. Winner to be notified by mail.

Obama's comment about "I'll... (Below threshold)

Obama's comment about "I'll change things around here" generated an interesting reaction from the President and former Presidents.

From left to right"R... (Below threshold)

From left to right
"Read my lips,
I bring change,
I bring compassionate conservatism,
I had the best BJ in this office,
What's a BJ?"

Barack, you can be Michael.... (Below threshold)

Barack, you can be Michael. Dad, you be Jermain. Bill, you're Marlon. I'll be Jackie. Carter you be Tito.

"It's fun to stay at the Y ... (Below threshold)

"It's fun to stay at the Y M C A"

The Usual Suspects... (Below threshold)

The Usual Suspects

Bush (center) - Fools to t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bush (center) - Fools to the left of me Jokers to the right , here I am.

Here we have the vast right... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here we have the vast right wing conspiracy trying to scare white voters by showing a black man between 2 white bushes.

Hey guys who is the goof ov... (Below threshold)

Hey guys who is the goof over there on the end, you know the one standing in his own little world. mpw

Button, button... who's got... (Below threshold)

Button, button... who's got the button?


Reporters were puzzled when... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Reporters were puzzled when moments later from behind the closed doors they heard numerous sharp cracks and Obama repeatedly uttering, "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

Obama to elder Bush: "Your ... (Below threshold)

Obama to elder Bush: "Your son is a moron."
Bush to Clinton:"Obama is gonna F this up."
Carter: "I like turtles."

"That smell? Jimmy crapped... (Below threshold)
Tim McFall:

"That smell? Jimmy crapped his pants again, pass it on".

A Royal Flush--... (Below threshold)

A Royal Flush--

One of these men will have ... (Below threshold)

One of these men will have his hunky visage lovingly carved on Mount Rushmore by adoring volunteers. Shortly thereafter, with global warming now magically reversed; the all organic, environmentally neutral, free-trade tofu sculpture sadly falls victim to seven feet of non-man-made South Dakota winter.

Barack Obama: President Cli... (Below threshold)

Barack Obama: President Clinton used a cigar on his intern. How about you, George Senior? Got any advice for me? I can't wait to get me some of that hot buttered...

W & O need to switch places... (Below threshold)

W & O need to switch places, then the ties change chromatically as their political leanings.

HOWCE... (Below threshold)


W to Clinton,"I don't care ... (Below threshold)

W to Clinton,"I don't care if Obama needs a prompter he can fake the words like Jimmy. Dad will sing base and you have to sing the high part. Ready? One...two.."

We Presidents and former Pr... (Below threshold)

We Presidents and former Presidents will stand shoulder to shoulder!
Hey! Who's that dweeb in the striped tie?

To many Chiefs spoils the c... (Below threshold)

To many Chiefs spoils the country.

Sigh.Too ma... (Below threshold)


Too many Chiefs spoils the country.


Who farted?... (Below threshold)

Who farted?

Stage Left~ Jimminy The HUD... (Below threshold)

Stage Left~ Jimminy The HUD-fudbuster Carter.
~Stage Right~ Read My Lips Bushmaster
~Stage Center~ A socialist, a Lame Duck, and a Pervert.

One of these things is not ... (Below threshold)

One of these things is not like the others.

Even Clinton doesn't want t... (Below threshold)

Even Clinton doesn't want to stand next to Carter!

(L to R)Bummer, Yamm... (Below threshold)

(L to R)
Bummer, Yammer, Dumber, Hummer, Hammer

Bush to Clinton: Really, Bi... (Below threshold)

Bush to Clinton: Really, Bill. How'd you convince Junior here to let the Pant-Suited Parasite into his cabinet?

Clinton's lost in a world o... (Below threshold)

Clinton's lost in a world of cigars and fat interns.

W to Clinton: "Junior here ... (Below threshold)

W to Clinton: "Junior here doesn't have a clue what he's getting into, does he?"

Hey, anybody bring a killer... (Below threshold)

Hey, anybody bring a killer rabbit?

Eeny, meany, miny, mo, catc... (Below threshold)

Eeny, meany, miny, mo, catch a black.....
Yep! It works.

The group shares a hearty l... (Below threshold)

The group shares a hearty laugh at the gullibility of the American people.

Carter cracks em up again w... (Below threshold)

Carter cracks em up again with his patented "Hamas is the victim" schtick...

From the far left to the ri... (Below threshold)

From the far left to the right; Barak Obama, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush.

If we all stand in front of... (Below threshold)
the struggler:

If we all stand in front of the desk,Monica can escape out the window

Proof positive that our ele... (Below threshold)

Proof positive that our electoral system is broken.

Bush + Obama + Bush + Clint... (Below threshold)

Bush + Obama + Bush + Clinton + Carter

"Bush + Obama + Bush + Clin... (Below threshold)

"Bush + Obama + Bush + Clinton + Carter

I thought there were only f... (Below threshold)

I thought there were only four Horseman of the Apocalypse.

So tell me HW, what, exactl... (Below threshold)

So tell me HW, what, exactly, is a 'post turtle'?

Obama: "Yo, what smells lik... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Yo, what smells like a dirty Cuban restaurant?"
W: "Oh, that's just Carter...you'll get used to it."

Carter could not be happier... (Below threshold)

Carter could not be happier, thinking to himself "Rosalyn was right, no one even noticed this is one of Brother Billy's old suits..."

One lusted...One b... (Below threshold)

One lusted...

One busted a nut in lust...

One showed how big his nuts were...

One ain't done nuthin'...

One is proud of the results of his nuts...

W: "Bill, you have one seco... (Below threshold)

W: "Bill, you have one second to get your hand off my ass."

The others could not help b... (Below threshold)

The others could not help but notice the facial tick as Carter continued to mumble "Malaise, its a malaise I tell ya..."

I thought the plan was we w... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

I thought the plan was we were going to ditch Carter?

HIGH TAX DAYS ARE HERE AGAI... (Below threshold)
Spurwing Plover:


Hey Bill,If you thou... (Below threshold)

Hey Bill,
If you thought ramming the TARP through Congress was a neat trick, wait till you see Carter's face when I pull a rabbit out of your ass.

Carter: (Thinking to himsel... (Below threshold)
Chris G:

Carter: (Thinking to himself) "Damn!! It's been 30 years, and after all the crap that Bush kid has pulled, they still like him better than me. WTF sup' with that".

W: "Remember the look on hi... (Below threshold)

W: "Remember the look on his face when we told him about the aliens?"

Bill: "Yeah, and if you and Jimmy had poker faces, he might have believed us for more than five seconds."


George: "But the best part of parachuting is, the Secret Service has to jump with you."

One of this things is not l... (Below threshold)

One of this things is not like the other...

"Who the f*** let Ca... (Below threshold)

"Who the f*** let Carter in!?!"

Oops that was supposed to s... (Below threshold)

Oops that was supposed to say

One of these things is not like the Others...

From left to right: Groucho... (Below threshold)

From left to right: Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo and Gummo.

From former to future, 4 of... (Below threshold)

From former to future, 4 of the 5 of the Presidents knew their place in history was set in stone. Obama was hoping his would not be set in mud.

The Five Dwarfs:Slee... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The Five Dwarfs:
Sleepy, Preachy, Goofy, Horny and Irrelevant

Who's turn to deal?... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Who's turn to deal?

At Men's Warehouse, You'll ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

At Men's Warehouse, You'll like the way you look...I guarantee it.

Bill " Carter just asked me... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Bill " Carter just asked me to pull his finger, pass it on"

If the world of high stakes... (Below threshold)
retired military:

If the world of high stakes poker we call this a busted flush.

Cameraman: "Alright... ever... (Below threshold)

Cameraman: "Alright... everyone say PRESENT"

W: Obama just asked me how ... (Below threshold)

W: Obama just asked me how much TARP money will be left by the time he gets here.

Five Jokers... (Below threshold)

Five Jokers

"...man was Hillary pissed ... (Below threshold)

"...man was Hillary pissed when I told her she didn't qualify..."

"We'd now like to call the ... (Below threshold)

"We'd now like to call the He Man Woman Hater's Club to order."

"... I remember this one ti... (Below threshold)

"... I remember this one time at band camp."

Bill: "I keep asking Jimmy ... (Below threshold)

Bill: "I keep asking Jimmy to move in closer... but he jes keeps sayin' 'Reagan is in the way.'"

Why America's Founding Fath... (Below threshold)

Why America's Founding Father's are rolling over in their graves.

Why the country is in the d... (Below threshold)

Why the country is in the dismal shape it's in today.

Clinton: "You don't even wa... (Below threshold)

Clinton: "You don't even want to know half of the things I did in that chair over there..."

While Barack Obama looks fo... (Below threshold)

While Barack Obama looks for a flag to salute, Clinton has a Jack 'n Coke moment flashback about Jimmy...

"Okay, guys! Ready? Smile, and say, 'Schadenfreude!'"

During the meeting, Carter ... (Below threshold)
M Carr:

During the meeting, Carter wanted to show just where he stood, politically.

Using the tried, tested and... (Below threshold)

Using the tried, tested and proven way to make anyone smile, the photographer activates the fart machine.

"5 wrongs do not make a rig... (Below threshold)

"5 wrongs do not make a right"

un-dead presidents... (Below threshold)

un-dead presidents

Send in the clowns..... (Below threshold)

Send in the clowns..

Oh, The huge vanity... (Below threshold)

Oh, The huge vanity

E Pluribus Stupid... (Below threshold)

E Pluribus Stupid

Obama's dream of an all-sta... (Below threshold)

Obama's dream of an all-star President basketball team faded as he realized that there would be no way to keep Carter on the bench.

Jimmy Carter was pushed asi... (Below threshold)

Jimmy Carter was pushed aside by Reagan's ghost.

These 5 jokers still don't ... (Below threshold)

These 5 jokers still don't add up to even 1 Reagan.

Dubya : "Now that Barrack i... (Below threshold)

Dubya : "Now that Barrack is here we can sing all the Rat Pack songs on the White House Kareoke unit."

Grocery Scanner57 St... (Below threshold)

Grocery Scanner
57 States
Mission Accomplished
Blue Dress
Wear a Sweater

And each one of these clowns has had access to nukes....

30 years of screwing with ... (Below threshold)

30 years of screwing with the economy sure paid off for these nimrods.

Increasing Entropy.... (Below threshold)

Increasing Entropy.

Carter: w-what? I ain't sta... (Below threshold)

Carter: w-what? I ain't standing next to Larry, Curley and Moe, oh and of course, Blackie.

"Where are the other two - ... (Below threshold)

"Where are the other two - Stratton and Schoenstein?"

Coming Sunday nights to ABC... (Below threshold)

Coming Sunday nights to ABC.....Desperate White House Guys

Obama to Bush 41 - "You tal... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

Obama to Bush 41 - "You talk to Carter."
Bush 41` to Obama - "No, you talk to Carter."
Bush 43 to Clinton - "You talk to Carter."
Clinton to Bush 43 - "Nope. Get Obama. He's the newbie."

Dubya: "Bill... put that pa... (Below threshold)

Dubya: "Bill... put that paperweight back."

Obama to Bush 41: Co... (Below threshold)

Obama to Bush 41: Come on, quit effing with me and tell me what's up with Area 51. This isn't funny anymore.

Bush 41 to Obama: I'm not saying shit.

Bush 43 to Clinton: hehehehe, he wants to know about Area 51.

Clinton to Bush 43: Now that's funny thinking we were going to tell him.

Carter: Yea, hahaha, you smartasses have your laugh, but I didn't think it was funny when no one would tell me either.

President Bush: "O.K., who... (Below threshold)

President Bush: "O.K., who's the bunny?"

.. just one pivot man short... (Below threshold)

.. just one pivot man short of a circle jerk.

George: DukeO... (Below threshold)

George: Duke
Obama: Duke
Dubya: Duke
Bill: Duke of Earl
Jimmy: Duke Duke

Not Finished in Iraq, <br /... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Not Finished in Iraq,
Nothing Accomplished Yet,
Not Enough Credit,
Not Enough Backbone,
Not All There

Dubya: "Yep Bill its a sham... (Below threshold)

Dubya: "Yep Bill its a shame... I alwuz thought you and Hillary should be 86'd together too."

"Read My lips""I n... (Below threshold)

"Read My lips"

"I never met the Man"

"Got wood"


"The Isrealis must surrender everything they own"

Translation: Liar, liar, simpleton, pervert, joo hater.

Clowns to the left of me, j... (Below threshold)

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am (stuck in the middle with you).

Barack to Bush 41: The next... (Below threshold)

Barack to Bush 41: The next time you jump out of an airplane... could you take Pastor Wright with you?

Clinton: "I ain't co... (Below threshold)

Clinton: "I ain't cozyin' up to Carter. He smells funny."

"This office must bring bac... (Below threshold)

"This office must bring back memories for all five of you."

"Yes, loose lips sink ...."

"Loose purse strings ...."

"I cahn't wait to get loose."

"Loose lips, like hell they were."


God willing, there will be ... (Below threshold)

God willing, there will be 6 people in this photo four years hence.

L to RMoleWhacker, B... (Below threshold)

L to R
MoleWhacker, Bushwhacker, WeedWhacker, "I... did... not... Whacker...", RabbitWhacker

one-termer, one-termer, two... (Below threshold)

one-termer, one-termer, two-termer, two-timer, one-termer . . .

The worm terms... (Below threshold)

The worm terms

Mount Gushmore.... (Below threshold)

Mount Gushmore.

Where's Hillary?... (Below threshold)

Where's Hillary?

"I wouldn't want to belong ... (Below threshold)

"I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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