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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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U.S. President Barack Obama, his wife Michelle, Vice President Joe Biden and his wife Jill, and former U.S. President Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton sing the national anthem during the Presidential inaugural prayer service at the National Cathedral in Washington January 21, 2009. (Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)

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Obama rama ding-dongs... (Below threshold)

Obama rama ding-dongs

Sung to the tune of the Int... (Below threshold)

Sung to the tune of the Internationale.

Fortunately, everyone had t... (Below threshold)
Jay Wills:

Fortunately, everyone had the bad fish right before the inauguration.

In Biden, Obama has re-kind... (Below threshold)

In Biden, Obama has re-kindled the tradition of keeping a royal fool close at hand.

The Obamas, Bidens, and Cli... (Below threshold)

The Obamas, Bidens, and Clintons enjoy the Crazy Gravity-Defying Funhouse ride during post-inauguration celebrations.

Biden closes his eyes and p... (Below threshold)

Biden closes his eyes and pretends HE'S President...

"You put your head in, you ... (Below threshold)

"You put your head in, you put your head out". ww

Maybe it's just me, but I w... (Below threshold)

Maybe it's just me, but I was expecting more unicorns.

"Ok, now lean to the left!"... (Below threshold)

"Ok, now lean to the left!"

Obama's bringing REAL chang... (Below threshold)

Obama's bringing REAL change to Washington. You know, like Clinton and Biden.

My wife wouldn't let me wat... (Below threshold)

My wife wouldn't let me watch the inauguration. She said "you can't dust for vomit".

Bud--wi--ser... (Below threshold)


Harry Reid was right - you ... (Below threshold)

Harry Reid was right - you can smell the tourists...

The Obamas, Bidens, and Cli... (Below threshold)

The Obamas, Bidens, and Clintons react to a large screen close-up of Helen Thomas.

Obama always likes to check... (Below threshold)

Obama always likes to check his wallet whenever he stands that close to Clinton.

Obama and company begin to ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Obama and company begin to upchuck upon learning that the the meal just served to them was prepared by a chef named Hannibal Lecter.

"SERENITY NOW!!!"</p... (Below threshold)


Have the oceans fallen yet?... (Below threshold)

Have the oceans fallen yet?

I see Caroline Kennedy wasn... (Below threshold)

I see Caroline Kennedy wasn't able to make it.

Bill's saying, "no, Monica,... (Below threshold)

Bill's saying, "no, Monica, THIS is how wide you'll need to open for Barack!"


Sure looks like they have P... (Below threshold)

Sure looks like they have Proctalgia fugax

Oh gosh..... What did he ju... (Below threshold)

Oh gosh..... What did he just say???

Does your Stomach feel,... ... (Below threshold)

Does your Stomach feel,... Uhh, ummm, ohhhh, OH I think I'm gonna hurl!

do re me fa so la... (Below threshold)

do re me fa so la

Now,one more time, choir. H... (Below threshold)

Now,one more time, choir. Hold that last note a bit longer on the final stanza of the "International".

I have never been so proud.... (Below threshold)

I have never been so proud....... God damn, I mean Bless.........Whaaaat........Yeah Waatt.........Yeah she opened her mouth like this..............Hell no, it wasn't my mouth.

Anxiously waiting to see wh... (Below threshold)

Anxiously waiting to see who won the pool for how far down the stairs they could roll Cheney.

DING... You are now ... (Below threshold)

DING... You are now free to moan about the country.

President Obama's thought b... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

President Obama's thought bubble: "Joe wasn't joking when he said that he took singing lessons from William Hung."

Everyone hopes the new Pres... (Below threshold)

Everyone hopes the new President will one day learn to not pull the VP's finger.

Group Possession revealed w... (Below threshold)

Group Possession revealed when these 6 of the 66 group hurl at the words "under God."

"Na na nah nahey ... (Below threshold)

"Na na nah na

hey hey hey

good bye"

The no-drama Obama Administ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

The no-drama Obama Administration suffered its first blow at the sight of Senator Kennedy on the floor.

From the office of POTUS: P... (Below threshold)

From the office of POTUS: Please immediately cease and desist from running this photo. Only photos released by this office may be run by the press.

Bad arugula.... (Below threshold)

Bad arugula.

"You'll love the new democr... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"You'll love the new democrat nutcracker collection"

Coincidentally, these thoug... (Below threshold)

Coincidentally, these thought hit them at the exact same momment...
The Obamas --"Oh Noes, I'm too inexperience for this job, what was I thinking"

The Bidens-- "Oh Noes, I should have gotten more plugs and botox"

The Clintons--"Oh Noes, We got bamboozled by the this guy?"

"H U R L"... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"H U R L"

"...I had a little drink ab... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"...I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head..."

"My country 'tis for me...n... (Below threshold)

"My country 'tis for me...nooo, me!" "Nope, me!" "You're all wrong, it's for me!"

"We're all excited and we j... (Below threshold)

"We're all excited and we just can't hide it..."

The general reaction to the... (Below threshold)

The general reaction to the rereading of the inaugural poem.

"O, Canada?!" "For... (Below threshold)

"O, Canada?!"

"Forget it. He's rolling."

MSNBC inadvertently runs it... (Below threshold)

MSNBC inadvertently runs its stock ticker on the Inuagural teleprompter.

♬99 bailout... (Below threshold)

99 bailouts to pass, yet this year
99 bailouts to pass
vote none down, pass one this round.
98 bailouts to pass, yet this year...

Washington DC temperatures ... (Below threshold)

Washington DC temperatures soared during the inaugural as a wave of hot air soared in from the area of the Washington Cathedral.

Local meteorologists are unsure what the cause for the sudden burst in temperatures, but all agree it's probably due to man-made Climate Change....

Hurl-arity ensues when four... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hurl-arity ensues when four people seated in close proximity to each other all believe they're the most brilliant person in the room.

"Hey look! Even from here ... (Below threshold)

"Hey look! Even from here you can already see capitalism circling the drain."

OH! DEAR GOD! How did Mon... (Below threshold)

OH! DEAR GOD! How did Monica Lewinski get in here?1? And what is she doing to Bill???

It's getting harder and har... (Below threshold)

It's getting harder and harder to follow these Dow charts......

This land is your land, thi... (Below threshold)

This land is your land, this land is my land
From California to the New York Island
From the Redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land was made for you and me

As shameless as they are, i... (Below threshold)

As shameless as they are, it is still really difficult to maintain eye contact with the American people when you are selling their line of bull.......

The 3 Amigos and wives say ... (Below threshold)

The 3 Amigos and wives say "Huh!"

President Obama, Vice Presi... (Below threshold)

President Obama, Vice President Biden, and former President Clinton sing the National Anthem from the teleprompter.

Boy, I hope Hillary ... (Below threshold)
Jack in TX:

Boy, I hope Hillary doesn't see where my hand is...

VP: Owwwrrrrr... I... (Below threshold)
Jack in TX:

VP: Owwwrrrrr... I know they call me a gassbag, but this bubble really hurts.

Simon says sing!Pu... (Below threshold)

Simon says sing!

Put your hand on your heart!

OK, you two are out!

Bend over... the MSM is rea... (Below threshold)

Bend over... the MSM is ready to start kissing.

"Yes, Master... We underst... (Below threshold)

"Yes, Master... We understand that your will is our will. We do your bidding for the common good---oh that damn teleprompter!"

The peanut butter canapes w... (Below threshold)

The peanut butter canapes were served just minutes before the recall notice was received.

All together, "WE DID NOT H... (Below threshold)


"I pledge allegiance...g... (Below threshold)

"I pledge allegiance...gag, heave, hurl..."

"OWAAAA...TAGOO...SIAM..."<... (Below threshold)


"OH NO! Chief Justice Rober... (Below threshold)

"OH NO! Chief Justice Roberts didn't bring a script!"

SMARMY STRONG... (Below threshold)


The US ship of state is sin... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

The US ship of state is sinking as liberals tilt with the deck refusing to acknowledge anything is wrong.

Six of the biggest human va... (Below threshold)

Six of the biggest human vacuums just sucking air.

Obama - "But Iran said it ... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Obama - "But Iran said it wouldnt use a nuke in NY City"

Michelle - "Saks 5th AVE is GONE. SNIFF SNIFF"

Biden - "Man look at the smoke"

Jill Biden - "God, can we please make Joe President now"

Bill - "Oh no, my secratary was in that OFFICE!!!

Hillary - "I just lost 10,000 voters"

Obama - So after we sing pr... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Obama - So after we sing praise to Allah we have to get down on knees and bow towards Mecca right?

Biden - Right. Mecca is in Georgia right? So we have to face south.

Clinton - "Ladies kneel down in front of the men right?"

The Obamas and Bidens insis... (Below threshold)

The Obamas and Bidens insisted that their pushing the Clintons off the balcony was "accidental".

♬Allons enf... (Below threshold)

Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !

We pledge allegiance to the... (Below threshold)

We pledge allegiance to the United States of Amerfrica...

Obama - "Who would have tho... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Obama - "Who would have thought that Helen Thomas would do a strip tease in commenmoration of this event."

Michelle O. and Jill Biden - "That's disgusting."

Joe Biden - "Is that her face or her ass?"

Clinton - "You go girl."

Hillary - "She takes my breath away."

The new administration look... (Below threshold)

The new administration looks on as Bush gives his farewell "One finger Salute" followed by a "Full Moon".

The groomsmen and maids of ... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

The groomsmen and maids of honor at the wedding of the United States and Socialism.

Thar She blows!... (Below threshold)

Thar She blows!

Oh Canada ... (Below threshold)

Oh Canada

Oh Canada... (Below threshold)

Oh Canada

"The President and his inau... (Below threshold)

"The President and his inaugural party managed the effects of the Senate luncheon better than did Byrd or Kennedy."


At the CopaCopa ca... (Below threshold)

At the Copa

Copa cabana

The hottest spot north of nirvana

Obama - "What do you mean t... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Obama - "What do you mean the Dow Jones went below 1000 today"

Jill Biden and Michelle O - "What do you mean Bloomingdales is bankrupt!!!"

Joe Biden - "the stock market sunk faster than Obama's approval ratings"

Bill Clinton - "Yep faster than panties on a $2 hooker"

Hillary - "All operatives, Operation take over is now in effect"

The people in the conga lin... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

The people in the conga line were amazed as Helen Thomas did the splits to get under the bar.

"I do solemnly swear that I... (Below threshold)

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States..."

Obama: Pssst, not now guys. We'll swear you in later.

...O'er the land of the fre... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

...O'er the land of the free stimulus check and the home of the oppressed minorities?

Everyone belch at the count... (Below threshold)

Everyone belch at the count of three...

Dis woulda sound mo good wi... (Below threshold)

Dis woulda sound mo good wif a boombox.

Moderator: "I, state your n... (Below threshold)

Moderator: "I, state your name;"
Chorus: "I, state your name;"
Moderator: "pledge allegience...."

I introduce into evidence t... (Below threshold)

I introduce into evidence to the kook left wing, a picture of a progressive singing the National Anthem with his hand over his heart and wearing a flagpin.

These are "the one's we've ... (Below threshold)

These are "the one's we've been waiting for"?

A democratic six pack. No ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

A democratic six pack. No wonder drinking gives you a hangover.

Here we have 3 of their mos... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Here we have 3 of their most powerful women in the world and their husbands, known affectionately by democrats as "The big O", "Oh shit", and "Oh my, keep it up".

OMG! Is that a turd in the ... (Below threshold)
steve m:

OMG! Is that a turd in the punch bowl?

Michelle: "Hands Off My Ma... (Below threshold)

Michelle: "Hands Off My Man"
The Messiah: "My Bologna Has A First Name"
Joe & Jill: "Follow the Yellow Brick Road"
Bill: "Cat Scratch Fever"
Hillary: "I gotta get out of this place"

From left to right these co... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

From left to right these couples are known as

"Tried to get there"
"Been there and done that."

Michelle - "I can't believe... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Michelle - "I can't believe the poodle bit him there"

Obama - "I changed my mind about getting a rottweiler"

Joe Biden - "Man, That has to hurt"

Jill Biden - "Oh, that poor man"

Bill Clinton - "I wonder if he named the poodle Monica"

Hillary Clinton - "Now where did I put my lockbox"

The real causes of Global W... (Below threshold)

The real causes of Global Warming.

I am feeling sick how about... (Below threshold)
Willism shives:

I am feeling sick how about you?
I knew we should not have the last toast of champagne with george and dick before they left. They must have put something in our glasses.

Universal reaction to Al Go... (Below threshold)

Universal reaction to Al Gore's utterance -- 'Now, I'd like to say a few words about global warming.'

Even Democrats can only tak... (Below threshold)

Even Democrats can only take so much of Matthews and Olberman.

The Usual Suspects.<... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

The Usual Suspects.

Ding dong, Bush is gone.<br... (Below threshold)

Ding dong, Bush is gone.
Which old Bush, the wicked Bush.
Ding dong Bush is gone.....

Paul Hoosen, JFO, and Hyper... (Below threshold)

Paul Hoosen, JFO, and Hyperbolist (below frame) were also present.

Obama: Hey Republicans I to... (Below threshold)
Ron EagleHeart:

Obama: Hey Republicans I told you I WON got it

AMEN, AMEN, and AMEN, Rever... (Below threshold)

AMEN, AMEN, and AMEN, Reverend Lowery!
You should never have left Bowery.

(oops, the drunken fool just fell down the steps)

Hey! Don't let the door hit... (Below threshold)
Lynn Dalton:

Hey! Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out!

"Don't cling to hard to you... (Below threshold)

"Don't cling to hard to your possessions for you have nothing if you have no rights..."

President Obama leads his new administration in a rendition of the nation's new national anthem, The Internationale. The President made the change by executive order during his first hour in the White House.

Team Hope-N-Change watches ... (Below threshold)

Team Hope-N-Change watches the market reaction.

Singing farewell to Howard ... (Below threshold)

Singing farewell to Howard Dean

The President, VP, and Secr... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

The President, VP, and Secratary of State watch as Israel signs the UNs ultimatum for restitution to Hamas and Gaza with a 5 Kiloton pen.

In order not to stain their... (Below threshold)

In order not to stain their shoes, leading liberals make sure to lean way over when they vomit upon the US Constitution.

Obama leads the group in bu... (Below threshold)

Obama leads the group in burping the national anthem.


The winning team of the 'Sychronized Retching' competition -- 2009 Entitlement & Elitist Olympics.

Nausea. Heartburn. Indigest... (Below threshold)

Nausea. Heartburn. Indigestion. Upset Stomach. Diarrhea.

Michelle: "What so shamef'l... (Below threshold)

Michelle: "What so shamef'ly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?"

The last time I saw a mouth... (Below threshold)
Brother Bob:

The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!

Were all so relieved the Cl... (Below threshold)

Were all so relieved the Clintons are finally out of the picture.

Let's All Take The Presi... (Below threshold)

Let's All Take The Presidential Oath Day, organized by Hillary Clinton, is another fun it takes a village activity.

"So what if we just hit an ... (Below threshold)
Jack Bauer's Evil Brother:

"So what if we just hit an iceberg? This administration is unsinkable!"

Bottom feeders one and all!... (Below threshold)

Bottom feeders one and all!

As the Presidential Project... (Below threshold)

As the Presidential Projectile Vomiting Team executed flawlessly only one person thought to look down to see if there was anyone below.

He's got hi-i-igh hopes, he... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

He's got hi-i-igh hopes, he's got hi-i-igh hopes.

He's got high apple pi-i-ie-in-the-sk-y-y hopes.

"Get Oughta Here - Get Back... (Below threshold)

"Get Oughta Here - Get Back to Texas - Go, you Basterd!"

Now I know what BOOBS look ... (Below threshold)

Now I know what BOOBS look like

Al Franken Won?!... (Below threshold)

Al Franken Won?!

Hurling! Hurling! Over the ... (Below threshold)

Hurling! Hurling! Over the bounty main!

The Democratic leadership r... (Below threshold)

The Democratic leadership reacts with the vapors as Rush Limbaugh pulls off his Rosie O'Donnell mask and steps forward with a microphone.

OMG... What did former Pres... (Below threshold)

OMG... What did former President Bush eat!?!?!?

The Obamas sing the Nationa... (Below threshold)

The Obamas sing the National Anthem; not the way it is, but the way it should be.

Gonna need a bigger bus... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Gonna need a bigger bus

When the kooks, come marchi... (Below threshold)

When the kooks, come marching in.

When the kooks come marching in.

How Franken would love to be in their numbers.

when the kooks all get sworn in.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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