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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, right, and French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner take part in a joint news conference at the State Department in Washington, Thursday, Feb. 5, 2009. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Do not come wiz me to ze... (Below threshold)

Do not come wiz me to ze Casbah - we shall make beautiful musicks togezzer right here!

"Did you say Minkey?... (Below threshold)

"Did you say Minkey?"

Inspector Clouseau meets Se... (Below threshold)

Inspector Clouseau meets Secretary Clueless.

Pardon Ms Hilliary, but can... (Below threshold)

Pardon Ms Hilliary, but can you get me Monica's phone number?

Oh! come on Madame Secretar... (Below threshold)

Oh! come on Madame Secretary slip a few billion into the stimulus package for French wines. Who will notice?

What a joke - your average ... (Below threshold)

What a joke - your average American voter is just as stupid as we French.

Now I can't help but laugh ... (Below threshold)

Now I can't help but laugh when you made me look at his ears! Mon Dieu de telles grandes oreilles!

Well, you may be announcing... (Below threshold)

Well, you may be announcing the winners on Monday, but I can see at least a couple of losers on Friday.

French Foreign Affairs Mini... (Below threshold)

French Foreign Affairs Minister Pepe LePew: "We can make Peace together, no?"

Kouchner - If Bill only kne... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Kouchner - If Bill only knew...

And, even though you are Se... (Below threshold)

And, even though you are Secretary of State, and hez administration is riddled with your people, thees Obama, he still theenks he runs ze show?


He is stoopid like the rock, non?

"Madame Clinton, Let me tea... (Below threshold)

"Madame Clinton, Let me teach you about France's greatest contribution to the Western world...the art of surrender."

But, you are the big fromag... (Below threshold)

But, you are the big fromage, here, non?

I thought we French were co... (Below threshold)

I thought we French were corrupt, but you democrats...you take my breath away!

I could be in your cabinet,... (Below threshold)

I could be in your cabinet, non? I don't pay ze American taxes eethair!

Come on baby, if I can love... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Come on baby, if I can love you then we can love America again. You know Bill would be on Carla Bruni like stink on a monkey...

Oh, now I see what Bill was... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Oh, now I see what Bill was thinking....

"Mrs Clinton why have you c... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

"Mrs Clinton why have you come to our country?"

"President Obama wanted to make sure we learned how to surrender from the best."

Hillary "I'll take how to s... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Hillary "I'll take how to surrender to Islamic terrorists for $1000, Alex"

"Hillary, Is that a white f... (Below threshold)
retired miliitary:

"Hillary, Is that a white flag you were waving or are you just glad to see me?"

CNN News Banner"Pres... (Below threshold)
retired military:

CNN News Banner
"President Obama accused of outsourcing diplomacy. Terms of our surrender at 11"

Hillary "Of course I paid m... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Hillary "Of course I paid my taxes, why do you ask?"

Hillary "Rush Limbaugh call... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary "Rush Limbaugh called the two of us Lost and Truly Clueless. Which one are you?"

Hillary "Bernard, I heard t... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Hillary "Bernard, I heard the French were great lovers"

Koucher "Why do you ask? Is Bill looking for a date?"

Here we have a grinning idi... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Here we have a grinning idiot.
Still haven't figured out which one I am talking about have you?

Kouchard "How is that socia... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Kouchard "How is that socialism working out for you "

"And if I move to the Unite... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

"And if I move to the United States Madam Secretary, may I, too, file my taxes using form 1040-DEM?

Here she is... Miss America... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Here she is... Miss America.

Oh wait that's Michelle Obama.

Hillary: " Oh, I'm so sorry... (Below threshold)

Hillary: " Oh, I'm so sorry, Bernard, that fart just seemed to slip out!"
Bernard: "Do not worry, mon cherie, I understand how excited you are."

Kounard "And the French gla... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Kounard "And the French gladly welcome America joining the rest of Socialist countries who are surrendering to Islamic terrorists."

Mikhail Baryshnikov is Fren... (Below threshold)

Mikhail Baryshnikov is French??

Kouchard: Hey, I said "I like MILF's"

Clinton: "Technically I am."

Kouchard: "That's not what Bill told me."

Two Eagles In Front Of Two ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Two Eagles In Front Of Two Turkeys

Kouchner to Clinton:... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Kouchner to Clinton:
"Your national bird is the bald eagle.
Ours is the chicken."

You can put eagles on dodos... (Below threshold)

You can put eagles on dodos, but you can't make them fly.

The Frost and the Spurious<... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Frost and the Spurious

Kouchner and Clinton react ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Kouchner and Clinton react to Obama's explanation of his stimulus plan.

Kouchner: "Theese ez magni... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Kouchner: "Theese ez magnifique! Now America weell surrender to foreign powers just like thee Français!"

One is a cheese eating surr... (Below threshold)
Jeff Medcalf:

One is a cheese eating surrender monkey. The other is French.

"Madame Clinton, you are mu... (Below threshold)

"Madame Clinton, you are much hotter than that hag Madam Albright."

"Can my diplomatic 'corps' ... (Below threshold)

"Can my diplomatic 'corps' get together wiz your diplomatic 'corps'?....if you know what I mean?"

Which is the frog, and whic... (Below threshold)

Which is the frog, and which is the toad?

We give the world the Frenc... (Below threshold)

We give the world the French kiss, and this is what Americans give us in return?

I've got your "stimulus pac... (Below threshold)

I've got your "stimulus package" right here Madame Secretary.

Keep it in your pants Frenchy. I like woman.

Bill called, he told me to ... (Below threshold)

Bill called, he told me to show you a good time, Babee!

You can put eagles... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:
You can put eagles on dodos, but you can't make them fly.

34. Posted by jim2 | February 6, 2009 9:12 AM

Hey! I resemble that remark.
Kouchner: "Secretary Clinto... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Kouchner: "Secretary Clinton, we French have trouble growing a pair. May we borrow yours?"

"Someone is going to get ti... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

"Someone is going to get tickled!"

"We are...TWO WILD AND CRAZ... (Below threshold)


Curse you Timmer, you beat ... (Below threshold)

Curse you Timmer, you beat me to it.

"Give money TO th... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Give money TO the taxpayers?!?

It is to laugh!"

You see, French women relat... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

You see, French women relate to you - here it is normal for a husband to take many mistresses.

Frog, meet toady.... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

Frog, meet toady.

Is that a baguette in your ... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Is that a baguette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Listen Bernard, I get the f... (Below threshold)

Listen Bernard, I get the first crack at Sarkozy's wife, got it?

Hillary being reunited with... (Below threshold)

Hillary being reunited with her long lost identical twin.

How long do we have to hold... (Below threshold)

How long do we have to hold these smiles?

Kouchnard "I now understand... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Kouchnard "I now understand why so many Americans disagreed with Sarah Palin. You CAN put lipstick on a pig."

While both were wearing gid... (Below threshold)

While both were wearing giddy smiles, they were thinking of a different time and place. He was thinking of his wife and the special night they had...surprisingly enough Hillary was thinking the same thing.

PBS received $20 billion in... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

PBS received $20 billion in bailout funds for educational programming.

Here we have the stars of the new Sesame street show. Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.

Both laughed after Hillery'... (Below threshold)

Both laughed after Hillery's remark, "You surrender faster than a prom dress coming off" and Kouchnard's retort that she'd like to see that.

Kouchner "Hillary, how woul... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Kouchner "Hillary, how would you like to see my Slick Willie?"

I thought Liberace died?</p... (Below threshold)

I thought Liberace died?

Pullez mon finger, s'il vou... (Below threshold)

Pullez mon finger, s'il vous plait.

In the words of my fearless... (Below threshold)

In the words of my fearless leader, "Mercy Bo-Coop!"

"Oh, oui Madame Clinton, wh... (Below threshold)

"Oh, oui Madame Clinton, when you say 'retreat', we'll reply, 'how fast?'"

"Madame Clinton, ignore the... (Below threshold)

"Madame Clinton, ignore the ticklish pig. He's just located some truffles in your calves!"

"Oy! Jerry Lewis, our natio... (Below threshold)

"Oy! Jerry Lewis, our nation's hero!"

"C'mon Hil-baby, let me hav... (Below threshold)

"C'mon Hil-baby, let me have a squeeze."

Can you guess which of thes... (Below threshold)

Can you guess which of these two has the biggest balls?

And zees year's Palme D'or ... (Below threshold)

And zees year's Palme D'or for Best Foreign Flimflam goes to "Horndog Millionaire!" Accepting for ze President is hez lovely wife.

"So, Hillary, this is where... (Below threshold)

"So, Hillary, this is where we get stuck when we lose an election?"

Secretary of State! Nice p... (Below threshold)

Secretary of State! Nice ploy, Madam President Incognito.

"What are we having for Din... (Below threshold)

"What are we having for Dinner?"
"Frog Legs and Rump Roast."

"Hill, come give your sugar... (Below threshold)

"Hill, come give your sugar daddy a kiss, oh wait, that's Bill's line!"

As we say in France: you ca... (Below threshold)

As we say in France: you can't put lipstick on a pig, but you CAN pantsuit one...

Here in American, you call ... (Below threshold)

Here in American, you call it "stimulus". Back in France, we call it "full bore Marxism".

Apparently Hillary isn't fa... (Below threshold)

Apparently Hillary isn't falling for Dennis Leary as the French Foreign minister.

"But Madame Secratary, wha... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"But Madame Secratary, what is a trillion dollars between friends."

But of course I take you se... (Below threshold)

But of course I take you seriously Madame Secretairee, but then again we are a people who revere Jerry Lewis.

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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