« Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners | Main | Set them free »

The Knucklehead of the Day award

Today's winner is Julianne Johnson of Bradenton Florida. She gets the award for the following-

A 44-year-old woman was arrested on theft and fraud charges after authorities say she stole credit card information to get breast implants and a hotel room for Valentine's Day.

Julianne Johnson of Bradenton Florida was arrested Valentine's weekend during a spa treatment at a West Palm Beach Gardens resort, the Manatee Sheriff's report stated.

Johnson was staying at the resort with a man who authorities say she cheated out of $20,000 in a botched business deal.

Authorities say Johnson also used the man's identity to open new credit cards and spent more than $3,000 on the accounts.

Johnson is also accused of charging more than $5,600 on another man's credit card at Florida Coastal Plastic Surgery, the Manatee Surgical Center and the PGA National Resort and Spa in Palm Beach Gardens.

Johnson had previously written several invalid checks to pay for a breast augmentation at the Manatee County doctor's office, the report said.

A doctor said Johnson received the implants on Dec. 19 but did not show up for a follow-up appointment and did not answer phone calls, the report said.

What a boob this woman is. Don't breast implants have to be replaced eventually? The breast augmentation Julianne Johnson of Bradenton Florida had may make her popular with female inmates, in the meantime I name her today's Knucklehead of the Day.


TrackBack URL for this entry:

Comments (3)

What kind of sugery do they... (Below threshold)

What kind of sugery do they perform on manatees?

Tim: good question. I too w... (Below threshold)

Tim: good question. I too would like to know the answer to that.

Stealing for Breast Implant... (Below threshold)

Stealing for Breast Implants? Sounds like a victimless crime...






Follow Wizbang

Follow Wizbang on FacebookFollow Wizbang on TwitterSubscribe to Wizbang feedWizbang Mobile


Send e-mail tips to us:

[email protected]

Fresh Links


Section Editor: Maggie Whitton

Editors: Jay Tea, Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Rick, Dan Karipides, Michael Avitablile, Charlie Quidnunc, Steve Schippert

Emeritus: Paul, Mary Katherine Ham, Jim Addison, Alexander K. McClure, Cassy Fiano, Bill Jempty, John Stansbury, Rob Port

In Memorium: HughS

All original content copyright © 2003-2010 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.

Powered by Movable Type Pro 4.361

Hosting by ServInt

Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.

Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.

Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.

Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.

Author Login

Terms Of Service

DCMA Compliance Notice

Privacy Policy