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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A model presents a creation by French designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac as part of his Fall/Winter 2009/10 women's collection show during Paris Fashion Week March 10, 2009.

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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being green just got a whol... (Below threshold)
Jonathan Cullum:

being green just got a whole lot easier

"What? Your saying Medusa ... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

"What? Your saying Medusa use snakes, not frogs? Knew I should have paid closer attention in that class, but . . ."

1. PETA protests faux amphi... (Below threshold)

1. PETA protests faux amphibian fashion.
2. Sesame Street gets more interesting.
3. TMZ discovers Kermit's brassiere eating family!


Introducing the all NEW Cap... (Below threshold)

Introducing the all NEW Cap-And-Trade Barbie.

Why in the world would anyo... (Below threshold)

Why in the world would anyone buy fashion from a country that thinks Jerry Lewis is funny?

Michelle Obama wants to mak... (Below threshold)

Michelle Obama wants to make certain that there will be no more comments about her arms at the next State of the Union speech.

Michelle Obama's latest des... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Michelle Obama's latest design creation in her PETA collection. Asked about the apparent snub of using actual frogs in a French fashion show, Michelle would only say that "it kind of grows on you."

Miss Piggy's gonna be pisse... (Below threshold)

Miss Piggy's gonna be pissed when she sees this.

A slight drawback to this s... (Below threshold)

A slight drawback to this style is that it tends to give you warts in embarassing places.

Looks like Jean-Charles has... (Below threshold)

Looks like Jean-Charles has been licking the toads again...

"I hate these pants"... (Below threshold)

"I hate these pants"

Nothing attracts frogs like... (Below threshold)

Nothing attracts frogs like taught nipples and camel toe

I've got more in common with Kermit than I thought.

Gynelotromin? Nah, I'm not ... (Below threshold)

Gynelotromin? Nah, I'm not sure there's even a lotromin product strong enough to cure that.

And I thought Kermit was Ga... (Below threshold)

And I thought Kermit was Gay.

The frog coat is just like ... (Below threshold)

The frog coat is just like one of Obama's economic plans: it's stupid right from the first, even before the rot sets in and it really starts to stink.

Dinnerjacket... (Below threshold)


Mel Brooke gave us Men in T... (Below threshold)

Mel Brooke gave us Men in Tights.
Now Donatella Versace gives us Women in Toads.

the Shell No-Frog Strip... (Below threshold)

the Shell No-Frog Strip

Kermit wasn't the only thin... (Below threshold)

Kermit wasn't the only thing flopping around as she walked.

~Someday We'll find us some... (Below threshold)

~Someday We'll find us some lipstick that binds us~

"I'm sorry fustian. I've do... (Below threshold)

"I'm sorry fustian. I've done bad things and I want to make a clean breast of it..."


Move the frogs!

What's green and smells lik... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

What's green and smells like...

Miss Piggy finally gets her... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Miss Piggy finally gets her man.

Make way for "Sesame Street... (Below threshold)

Make way for "Sesame Street, the adult version".

You can put frogs on with l... (Below threshold)

You can put frogs on with lipstick but Your spandex still smells

Ms Piggy, Your ride is here... (Below threshold)

Ms Piggy, Your ride is here.

The big seller, though, was... (Below threshold)

The big seller, though, was the Cookie Monster panties. Interestingly, the fur side was on the inside.

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Can You tell Me how to get..How to get to sesame meat

Introducing the "Ful... (Below threshold)

Introducing the "Fully Rely On Government" ensemble, or FROG.

This exciting new spring line will make you ask "what the hell was I thinking" every time you wrap yourself in it.

There's a Miss PIggy versio... (Below threshold)

There's a Miss PIggy version for the larger cup sizes...

Science fair projects gone ... (Below threshold)

Science fair projects gone wild.

"Man, I love this poncho, b... (Below threshold)

"Man, I love this poncho, but why the hell does it smell like bacon?"

Part of a new "ready-to-eat... (Below threshold)

Part of a new "ready-to-eat" collection.

Bjork Dork... (Below threshold)

Bjork Dork

{model's thoughts}... (Below threshold)

{model's thoughts}

"Even I think this looks stupid."

Why the French still hate u... (Below threshold)

Why the French still hate us.

I just croaked and went to ... (Below threshold)

I just croaked and went to heaven.

You can catch more flies wi... (Below threshold)

You can catch more flies with honeys.

{model's thoughts}... (Below threshold)

{model's thoughts}

" "

This is Medusa's sister "Se... (Below threshold)

This is Medusa's sister "Sedusa". If you gaze upon HER, you're turned into an environmentalist.

Personally, I'd rather be turned to stone. It's less humiliating.

Sperm it to Kermit... (Below threshold)

Sperm it to Kermit

Kermaphrodites are horny th... (Below threshold)

Kermaphrodites are horny this time of year

Frogtasia 2 rise of the lit... (Below threshold)

Frogtasia 2 rise of the little green peckers

I've always loved the melod... (Below threshold)

I've always loved the melody of the frog sounds -- ♬ rigid.... rigid.... rigid....

Fashion Victim victim.... (Below threshold)

Fashion Victim victim.

The Silence of the Muppets<... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Silence of the Muppets

Jim Henson Productions' ult... (Below threshold)
James H:

Jim Henson Productions' ultimate cost-cutting move.

You gotta ribbitt to lib it... (Below threshold)

You gotta ribbitt to lib it

Frogtime is nothing next to... (Below threshold)

Frogtime is nothing next to blogtime

Stacy and Clinton will not ... (Below threshold)

Stacy and Clinton will not be amused.

"Someday we'll find it...<b... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Someday we'll find it...
The rainbow erection...
The lovers, the dreamers, and... hey! Boobies!"


20 years after his death, J... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

20 years after his death, Jean-Charles de Castelbajac learned why she should have never pulled Jim Henson's finger.


The latest in marketing: wh... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

The latest in marketing: what to do when your target audience for Muppets underoos outgrows them.


rub it... rub it... rub it.... (Below threshold)

rub it... rub it... rub it....

Once Kermit got it touch wi... (Below threshold)

Once Kermit got it touch with his feminine side, he couldn't stop touching it.

So Kermit did get lucky wit... (Below threshold)

So Kermit did get lucky with miss piggy.

And then the Lord sent a pl... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

And then the Lord sent a plague of frogs upon the Unitied States as pennance for electing a President so extrememly and militantly pro-abortion as to be pure evil.

In Soviet Union, frogs kiss... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

In Soviet Union, frogs kiss princesses!

And more...


This photo shows one of sev... (Below threshold)

This photo shows one of several dangers of eating undercooked frog eggs.

"In Soviet Union, toads lic... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"In Soviet Union, toads lick YOU!"


After his French Fried Frog... (Below threshold)

After his French Fried Frog Legs franchise failed, Doc Hopper opened the Frogs and Frogs boutique in Paris.

Kermits happy.... (Below threshold)

Kermits happy.

I hope nobody notices that ... (Below threshold)

I hope nobody notices that these pants are giving me a frog toe

It isn't easy being green.<... (Below threshold)

It isn't easy being green.

...I am never wearing this ... (Below threshold)

...I am never wearing this again for that kinky bastard Charlie Sheen!

Noone messes with Miss Pigg... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Noone messes with Miss Piggy.

Kermit goes a groping and b... (Below threshold)

Kermit goes a groping and boy what a find!

1. New from Pixar: "Kermit ... (Below threshold)

1. New from Pixar: "Kermit Goes to the Brothel"
2. I lost my shirt to Bernie Madoff
3. My family went to Sesame Place and all I got was this lousy shirt.

The Green Movement marries ... (Below threshold)

The Green Movement marries the Gay Fashion Team

Jesus, couldn't I have just... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

Jesus, couldn't I have just flashed my breasts instead of wearing this?!?

Merde! I said "pelts dyed g... (Below threshold)

Merde! I said "pelts dyed green!" Not "green dyed felt!"

So baby, your pad or mine?<... (Below threshold)

So baby, your pad or mine?

Who knew that Kermit the Fr... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Who knew that Kermit the Frog was really a horny toad?

The Knucklehead of the Day ... (Below threshold)

The Knucklehead of the Day award.

Everybody give it up for th... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

Everybody give it up for the French frog blouse.

And that concludes hate crime day at the catwalk.

One princess, disappointed ... (Below threshold)

One princess, disappointed by the millions of frogs claiming to be princes, decides to take matters into her own hands....

Obama announces "Frog Day" ... (Below threshold)

Obama announces "Frog Day" as another means of boosting the economy. After all, it makes as much sense as his other policies.

"We picked Kermit for a goo... (Below threshold)

"We picked Kermit for a good reason. Out test market research in Dubai clearly shows that a Miss Piggy jacket just doesn't sell very well..."

Introducing this year's sen... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Introducing this year's sensational toy -

Ms Green Barbie.

The French model heard that... (Below threshold)

The French model heard that frogs have 8-inch tongues. Bring em on, Baby!

In an effort to boost the e... (Below threshold)

In an effort to boost the ever flagging French national identity, they crown a new Queen of the Frogs...

While the rest of the world... (Below threshold)

While the rest of the world thought it impossible, French personal hygiene reaches a new low....

You can put frogs on a slut... (Below threshold)

You can put frogs on a slut.....

Slimy when wet!... (Below threshold)

Slimy when wet!

This is a tadpole too much<... (Below threshold)

This is a tadpole too much

Paris Hilton storms out of ... (Below threshold)

Paris Hilton storms out of the fashion show and is heard saying "How shameful of Kermits spoiled, publicity seeking, trust fund boys to bring shame to their family's name. Now where's my pink Bentley?"

Translation problem: Jean-C... (Below threshold)

Translation problem: Jean-Charles thought he heard "put on the frog" instead of "put on the dog."

The new Spring "Tastes Like... (Below threshold)

The new Spring "Tastes Like Chicken" line was the perfect continuation of last year's "Other White Meat" Winter extravaganza.

Assembly required, Frog wig... (Below threshold)

Assembly required, Frog wig not included.

"I'm cold."... (Below threshold)

"I'm cold."

A spokesfrog said that Kerm... (Below threshold)

A spokesfrog said that Kermit's only reply was, "All I can see are millions of frogs with tiny crutches.

Waldorf and Statler could not be reached for comment.

You're shocked at that she'... (Below threshold)

You're shocked at that she's wearing a bunch of Kermit corpses. She's shocked that she's standing on one snuffleupagus carcass.

Wait until you see the Alf ... (Below threshold)

Wait until you see the Alf lederhosen.

"This is not what I meant w... (Below threshold)

"This is not what I meant when I said I want Karl Rove frog-marched into custody....."

PBS introduced a Republican... (Below threshold)

PBS introduced a Republican character on Sesame Street today....

PETA introduced its new "po... (Below threshold)

PETA introduced its new "pond kitten" campaign today....

So This is what "Green... (Below threshold)

So This is what "Greenpeice" means.

Opps thats Greenpiece..</p... (Below threshold)

Opps thats Greenpiece..

I before e accept after c... aw screw it, You know what I meant.

With the demise of Blackwel... (Below threshold)

With the demise of Blackwell the Polywogester Leisure Suit was introduced.

You want flies widdat?... (Below threshold)

You want flies widdat?

Greenpiece and the hunt for... (Below threshold)

Greenpiece and the hunt for the red ovaries

Ain't no flies on me!... (Below threshold)

Ain't no flies on me!

I guess Shes into frogballs... (Below threshold)

I guess Shes into frogballs and cherry bombs?

My frogs have two lumps nea... (Below threshold)
John Hansen:

My frogs have two lumps near their throats

"I said flak jacket!... (Below threshold)
John Hansen:

"I said flak jacket!!!"

... took second place, behi... (Below threshold)

... took second place, behind Pres'ent 'Bama, as the best euphemism for tongue-tied

Is that a tadpole in... (Below threshold)

Is that a tadpole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.

Proving that slang doesn't ... (Below threshold)

Proving that slang doesn't translate well, the buyers had said that they wanted to see some of that "frog" fashion...

Mindful of appearing oafish... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Mindful of appearing oafish after the English PM gift exchange, the Obama administration, after being told that the French are also known as frogs, presents the French ambassador's wife with a present.

"I finally coughed the frog... (Below threshold)

"I finally coughed the frogs out of my throat." ww

The economy is so bad, the ... (Below threshold)

The economy is so bad, the new mink is going green...aka, Kermit the Frog...sorry Miss Piggy!

"why do frogs suddenly appe... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"why do frogs suddenly appear...every time...you are near..just like me...they long to be................."

Jenny knew her first gig as... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Jenny knew her first gig as a stripper for Britney Spears son was a mistake.

Heavy boots of lead..fill H... (Below threshold)

Heavy boots of lead..fill Her victims full of dread... humping as fast as they can...Iron tran lives again...

"Manager to the plush secti... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Manager to the plush section please..."

Fashionista's, Cruella De V... (Below threshold)

Fashionista's, Cruella De Vil wears Dalmation, Michelle Obama wears Skunk, me I wear Kermit and Cousins. It ain't easy being green!

The one woman in the world ... (Below threshold)

The one woman in the world so bitchy, even her friends won't tell her she looks like crap....

Swamp Thing XXXOpeni... (Below threshold)

Swamp Thing XXX
Opening March 2009

Next up the Jay Tea ducky p... (Below threshold)

Next up the Jay Tea ducky pants.

Like a virgin....being frog... (Below threshold)

Like a virgin....being frogged for the very first time

While the frogs were well c... (Below threshold)

While the frogs were well cared for the Bud Lizards were eventually employed as a thong for Michael Moore.

From the mind of Joss Wedon... (Below threshold)

From the mind of Joss Wedon's less known brother Robb, "Booby the Tadpole Slayer."

From the mind of Joss Wedon's less known brother Robb,"The Lillypad."

From the mind of Joss Wedon's less known brother Robb,"Muppet-House."

"Green and easy. Just how I... (Below threshold)

"Green and easy. Just how I like them."

"The next time Hillary is o... (Below threshold)

"The next time Hillary is out of town, I am going to hop all over that!" - Bill Clinton

After the "Make an outfit o... (Below threshold)

After the "Make an outfit out of Muppets" task, everyone agreed that Project Runway had run its course.

The Anti-Michelle (Arms!) O... (Below threshold)

The Anti-Michelle (Arms!) Obama

Scooter Libby in his new ga... (Below threshold)

Scooter Libby in his new garb, since getting transfered to Sheriff Joe's Jail.

Frog Mistress Barbie was no... (Below threshold)

Frog Mistress Barbie was not a success for Mattel.

Take me to your leader... (Below threshold)
richard diamond:

Take me to your leader

Hell comes to Frogtown... (Below threshold)

Hell comes to Frogtown

I'd prefer that model if sh... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

I'd prefer that model if she'd lose the bad shirt.

The love child of the Creat... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

The love child of the Creature From The Black Lagoon and Britney Spears.

Anyone seen Kermit around h... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

Anyone seen Kermit around here?

Damn swamp hookers, ruining... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

Damn swamp hookers, ruining the neighborhood.

Louisiana Swamp Chic... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

Louisiana Swamp Chic

Swamp Monster Barbie.... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

Swamp Monster Barbie.

"So how'd your new boyfrien... (Below threshold)

"So how'd your new boyfriend kiss..."
".... a little too much tongue..."

With his puppet career a di... (Below threshold)

With his puppet career a distant memory, Frank Oz produced a series of disturbing adult films.

Kermit and his fellow frogs... (Below threshold)

Kermit and his fellow frogs discover "The Rainbow Connection" to Miss Piggy

The French are to fashion, ... (Below threshold)

The French are to fashion, as Obama is to fiscal responsibility.

Treasury Secretary Timothy ... (Below threshold)

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner appears before the Senate Finance Committee to convince them that he is serious about the fact that the budget does not have any tax increases in it.

Are your tadpoles cold?... (Below threshold)

Are your tadpoles cold?

"I went to modeling school ... (Below threshold)

"I went to modeling school and all I got was this frogging T-shirt".

Warren Buffet said she look... (Below threshold)

Warren Buffet said she looks stupid and dresses like a cheap whore, but he still supports her.

Senator Susan Collins (D-Ma... (Below threshold)

Senator Susan Collins (D-Maine) appears at a press conference to explain why she voted for the Stimulus Bill.

What Obama looks like witho... (Below threshold)

What Obama looks like without a teleprompter.

Michelle to Barak: "Honey, ... (Below threshold)

Michelle to Barak: "Honey, if you still plan on giving those 25 Jerry Lewis DVDs to President Sarkozy, I've got something perfect for his wife".

A PETA representative procl... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

A PETA representative proclaimed that this proved once and for all that women don't need to wear the pelts of dead animals to look stylish. He further elaborated, "Instead of killing innocent minks and other wildlife, fashion designers should use stuffed animals to achieve the same effect."

The Henson children had no ... (Below threshold)

The Henson children had no idea that this was the direction that Disney intended to go in for the next Muppet movie.

The remake of Mad Ma... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The remake of
Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
was plagued from the start by a very low budget.

Freedom Frogs.... (Below threshold)

Freedom Frogs.

The hills have eyes and app... (Below threshold)

The hills have eyes and apparently so do the mounds.

Although recent amphibian e... (Below threshold)

Although recent amphibian elimination surgery on Octavia's ass was successful in halting the Kermytitis infection, the disease soon moved to her shoulders.

Doctors have abandoned all hope.

"Uh... so how was your seco... (Below threshold)

"Uh... so how was your second date with Moses?"

Hell Comes To Frogtown... (Below threshold)

Hell Comes To Frogtown

The muppet remake of the <b... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

The muppet remake of the The Terminator

Sesame Street XXX: Director... (Below threshold)

Sesame Street XXX: Directors Cut - Kermit and friends glom fest.

Froggie went a-courtin'.</p... (Below threshold)

Froggie went a-courtin'.

Muppet pelts are much easie... (Below threshold)

Muppet pelts are much easier to use since they don't bleed as much when they are killed.

PETA protested outside Chez... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

PETA protested outside Chez Henri when they learned the special of the day was
Pâtisserie obus pattes de grenouilles.

Although some girls would b... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Although some girls would be embarrassed Monique proudly wore her old boyfriends "on her sleeve" as trophies in her never-ending battle to find true love.

Al Gore told Paris Hilton t... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Al Gore told Paris Hilton to "go green"; she's so the dumb blond thinking this was what he meant.

Psycho Kissing Princess and... (Below threshold)

Psycho Kissing Princess and the unfortunate frogs that didn't make the grade.

Frog Day Afternoon... (Below threshold)

Frog Day Afternoon

I'd lick that... (Below threshold)

I'd lick that frog!

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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