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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger congratulates Iris Kyle after she won the Miss International body building competition during the Arnold Sports Festival Friday, March 6, 2009, in Columbus, Ohio. (AP Photo/Jay LaPrete)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Following a sring of movie ... (Below threshold)

Following a sring of movie flops Eddie Murphy decided to follow the footsteps of his friend Joe Piscapo and hit the gym.

The Roxie Horror Picture... (Below threshold)

The Roxie Horror Picture Show

"Now dat's whut ah call a G... (Below threshold)

"Now dat's whut ah call a Girlie man."

Arnold unveils his concept ... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Arnold unveils his concept of a strong stimulus package.

At a local high school audi... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

At a local high school auditorium Arnold explains the side effects of using steroids, pointing out that it all turns to flab by the time you're his age.

President Obama was too tir... (Below threshold)

President Obama was too tired to join us this evening, but would you join me in extending a warm welcome to First Lady Michelle?

Ladies and gentlemen, let's... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a big hand to the First Lady of the United States.

Jinx, Michael!... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Jinx, Michael!

At a press conference with ... (Below threshold)

At a press conference with Gov. Schwarzenegger, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi strongly denies that she has ever used cosmetic surgery to improve her appearance.

All natural my aunt's fanny... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

All natural my aunt's fanny, it's obvious she used relaxer on her hair.

Gov. Schwarzenegger shows h... (Below threshold)

Gov. Schwarzenegger shows his MC abilities as host of the Miss World competition.

Arnold announces the return... (Below threshold)
Corbin Dallas:

Arnold announces the return of the New Michael Jackson to California.

I give you the new terminat... (Below threshold)

I give you the new terminator: Maxine Waters' head, the skin tone of our First Lady and my 1980's body...call it the T-Socialist!

Isn't it amazing how well-t... (Below threshold)

Isn't it amazing how well-toned the First Lady's arms are?

Now that your husband has g... (Below threshold)

Now that your husband has gotten past the natural born citizen clause in the Constitution, I'm declaring my plans to run for President in 2012.

Chocolate Easter Bunny?... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Chocolate Easter Bunny?

Tone and ate her.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Tone and ate her.

Arnold: "You girly men shou... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Arnold: "You girly men should be more manly . . . like her."

And with the second pick in... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

And with the second pick in the NFL daft....

Michelle! Your arms are al... (Below threshold)

Michelle! Your arms are almost as big as the Caleeforneea deficit!

Here's what you're fightin'... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Here's what you're fightin' for boys...right here..

Ebony and Irony........ (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Ebony and Irony.....

The new Maxin Waters Statue... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The new Maxin Waters Statue is unveiled in front of the capital building in Sacramento.

"Dese are not the 'roids yo... (Below threshold)

"Dese are not the 'roids you ah lookin' fora."

Hans and Franz... (Below threshold)

Hans and Franz

Now this is girly-man...</p... (Below threshold)

Now this is girly-man...

Fighting for truth, justice... (Below threshold)

Fighting for truth, justice, and the Obamanoid way.

I am Barack Fierce...... (Below threshold)

I am Barack Fierce...

"Ez dis gross or what?" ww<... (Below threshold)

"Ez dis gross or what?" ww

Maria Shriver's really over... (Below threshold)

Maria Shriver's really overdone that whole tanning thing, don't you think?

Apparently Barack has some ... (Below threshold)

Apparently Barack has some fairly disturbing dreams...

Former Secretary of State C... (Below threshold)

Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice poses with California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger while competing at her first bodybuilding event.

"In an effort to close Cali... (Below threshold)

"In an effort to close California's budget gap. Governor Schwarzenegger announced today a new group of genetically engineered 'Super Tax Collectors'. 'They will come to your house and squeeze and squeeze until you pay more' the Governor was quoted as saying."

"Let's give a big hand to t... (Below threshold)

"Let's give a big hand to the new wide receiver for the Oakland Raiders-Terrell Owens!"

"...dang... breaks everyone... (Below threshold)

"...dang... breaks everyone of my cigars..."

Don Imus was just one In... (Below threshold)

Don Imus was just one Incredible Holk comment from further notoriety.

Leading the way in his stat... (Below threshold)

Leading the way in his states effort to combat global warming, Governor Schwarzenegger bans the washing machine and orders all clothing to be washed on these.

You all might remember ven ... (Below threshold)

You all might remember ven I used to look like dis, except my boobs were bigger....

President Obama had Gov Swa... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Obama had Gov Swarzenager announce the new fitness standards for America. Anyone not meeting these standards will be accessed a monetary fine equivalent to 70% of their income. The money will be used to fund the contact awarded to Al Gore's company to combat global warming.

"Well Barack, I see you hav... (Below threshold)

"Well Barack, I see you have been working out!"

Your buff-i-tude is so rema... (Below threshold)

Your buff-i-tude is so remarkable dat I understand dat Barney Frank has asked for your digits....

This is Wayne(Wanda)half-wa... (Below threshold)

This is Wayne(Wanda)half-way through "his" gender reassignment surgery.

The governor is promoting Identity Awareness day. Arnold came as a Leftist wrapped up in a Republican title.

Metro-sexual Body Building ... (Below threshold)

Metro-sexual Body Building 2009

Terminator 2009... (Below threshold)

Terminator 2009

Remember the man wh... (Below threshold)

Remember the man who gave birth? Here is the child 25 years later

o Automotive bailout: $25 B... (Below threshold)

o Automotive bailout: $25 Billion
o AIG Bailout: $130+ Billion
o 'Bamas porked up stimulus package: $1 Trillion
o Using said stimulus for stem cell research to help Gary Coleman achieve his life long dream: priceless

You don't have any pockets.... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

You don't have any pockets.

So that's not a banana, is it?

The road to the White Ho... (Below threshold)

The road to the White House 2012
Here Arnold is explaining that if he were black, his foreign birth would not impact his qualifications to become president. Using Barack Obama's half sister as his model, he displays amazingly similar characteristics with the current president.

Beautiful and shiny on the outside...check
Foreign birth*...check
Hollow on the inside...check
Bronze skin color...check(well once he digs out his old body building gear)
Captivating orator...check(I mean they have to lean in to understand my English, which captivates the audience!)
Spends money like it is water...check

So far so good! Next week, I'll head over to Germany and make sure my voters LOVE ME.


Black Sonja.... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

Black Sonja.

As you can see, Michelle ha... (Below threshold)

As you can see, Michelle has benefited from working in her own garden and eating the healthy fruits of her labor.

Arnold: Whoa, I thought ste... (Below threshold)

Arnold: Whoa, I thought steroids would "simulate" not "stimulate" all those hormones. As you can see folks, there's no pork here, unlike the stimulus bill...

With Maria banning cigars i... (Below threshold)

With Maria banning cigars in the Governors mansion, Arnold breaks out the six-pack.

She and Michelle have one t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

She and Michelle have one thing in common... They both want to be called "Mrs. Universe."

And now she's a baseball pl... (Below threshold)

And now she's a baseball player.

I'd like to introduce Obama... (Below threshold)

I'd like to introduce Obama's aunt.
Think you could deport her?

Maxine Waters, D-CA, is fle... (Below threshold)

Maxine Waters, D-CA, is flexing her muscle under the new Obama presidency.

The Governator and the Napp... (Below threshold)

The Governator and the Nappy Headed Ho-inator!

[This is just so bad and awful, even to me, I hereby issue a preemptive apology]

Schwarzenegger means WHAT i... (Below threshold)

Schwarzenegger means WHAT in German?

She's not a girly man, she'... (Below threshold)

She's not a girly man, she's a manly girl!

Nine months later, little B... (Below threshold)

Nine months later, little Barack Obama was born.

(singing) Isn't she loooooo... (Below threshold)

(singing) Isn't she looooooveeeeely? Isn't she beauuuuutiful?

"I did nots have any... (Below threshold)

"I did nots have any sex with this womans"

Former 7 time Mr. Olympia A... (Below threshold)

Former 7 time Mr. Olympia Arnold Schwarzenegger shows an example of the dark side of steroid abuse.

Its a good thing and all th... (Below threshold)

Its a good thing and all that anabolic steroids were banned from this competition.

Some competitors wear biki... (Below threshold)

Some competitors wear bikini tops so that the judges the audience and other competitors know which competition they are in.... male/female or something else entirely.

''FREAKAZOID''... (Below threshold)


Ahnold introduces the new a... (Below threshold)

Ahnold introduces the new and improved Michael Jackson.

Arnold - "So Nancy (Pelosi)... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Arnold - "So Nancy (Pelosi), are the rumors true you use botox and tanning beds?"

Here She is..... Miss Ahmus... (Below threshold)

Here She is..... Miss Ahmusleca..

Ahnold congratulates 1st pl... (Below threshold)

Ahnold congratulates 1st place finisher Michelle Carol Mosley Michael Maxine Winfrey in the screw America pageant.

Thomas Jefferson -- The ... (Below threshold)

Thomas Jefferson -- The Musical

I cannot come up with an en... (Below threshold)

I cannot come up with an entry.

So sad, so wrong.

Even more evidence of how f... (Below threshold)

Even more evidence of how far Gov. Schwarzenegger has fallen

Woman thinking: At least I ... (Below threshold)

Woman thinking: At least I am not wearing a jacket covered in fried chicken legs...

And now to help me terminat... (Below threshold)

And now to help me terminate more state employees...

No entry, just EWWWWWW... (Below threshold)

No entry, just EWWWWWW

My appetite is gone for at least a week.

"Folks, I have to hand it t... (Below threshold)

"Folks, I have to hand it to her. No, really! I have to hand it to her, she threatened to hurt me!"

I wish I were half the girl... (Below threshold)

I wish I were half the girly man that.....that.......that this is.

"And I am proud to present ... (Below threshold)

"And I am proud to present the new improved Michelle Obama."

She's a better man than I a... (Below threshold)

She's a better man than I am.

I'll bet she could pinch it... (Below threshold)

I'll bet she could pinch it right off.

In your best Aahnuld voice.... (Below threshold)

In your best Aahnuld voice...
"It is NOT a tumor"

(for example: "it eez nott uh toomuh"

Maxine Waters had a sex-cha... (Below threshold)
steven murray:

Maxine Waters had a sex-change operation. But it didn't take.

A face only a blind Man cou... (Below threshold)

A face only a blind Man could love.

Last time I saw a mouth lik... (Below threshold)

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

"This was me 40 years ago."... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"This was me 40 years ago."

Well folks have you ever se... (Below threshold)

Well folks have you ever seen so much ugly in one place!

Well Emerica... I have foun... (Below threshold)

Well Emerica... I have founds da peerfect Womans..... Afro barbie after redux too tan und no mass bedween the ears..

In udder words... the Octo Afro sterhemorroidal answers to my own dilemna..

How to convince You all I am really American..like Osbama..so I can become president and screw u like I was pumping iron again...

Mr. Jackson, the time in... (Below threshold)

Mr. Jackson, the time in the gym has helped!

Apparently Gloria Gaynor i... (Below threshold)

Apparently Gloria Gaynor is vying for the jerkinators job?

"May the Schartz and... uh.... (Below threshold)

"May the Schartz and... uh... nevermind."

In the spirit of diversity,... (Below threshold)

In the spirit of diversity, the next terminator and future governor of the state of California.

und, if yu vot for my budge... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

und, if yu vot for my budget, you vill receive this stimulus package.

Sarah Palin decided that be... (Below threshold)
Jimmy Allen:

Sarah Palin decided that being a woman wasn't enough, so she decided to try and emulate every other character trait that she could think of to try and gain more attention. Here she thanks Arnold for paving the way!

It rubs the lotion on its s... (Below threshold)

It rubs the lotion on its skin... or it gets my hose again...

We all knew Michelle had gr... (Below threshold)

We all knew Michelle had great arms, now we get "the rest of the story!"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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