« Did Obama Bow Down to the Saudi King? | Main | Did the Federal Government Commit Extortion? »

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Hundreds of US students enjoying their spring break, have fun in the swimming pool of a hotel in Acapulco, Mexico (AFP/File/Claudio Vargas)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


TrackBack URL for this entry:

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™:

» Wizbang linked with Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

Comments (103)

Somehow Elvis managed to ha... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Somehow Elvis managed to have Fun in Acapulco without gratuitous nudity.

Okay, I was willing to over... (Below threshold)

Okay, I was willing to over look Michelle putting her arm around the Queen......

Michelle Obama goes Europea... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle Obama goes European.

Michelle - "well I had to d... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle - "well I had to do something to get them to stop talking about my bare arms"

The British protocol office... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The British protocol office should have specified that when they said "you have to remove your top before going to see the Queen" that they were referring to her hat.

MIchelle Thought bubble "Th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

MIchelle Thought bubble "This will show those republicans who think we dont know anything about following customs"

Atlas Booty-Shrugged.... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Atlas Booty-Shrugged.


"Now THAT'S what I call a s... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Now THAT'S what I call a stimulus to my package!"


Michelle Obama received a n... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle Obama received a note from Rush Limbaugh prior to her trip to Europe stating "Michelle, remember that in Europe if you want to appear sophisticated you need to be topless at the beach - El Rushbo"

One would think that after ... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

One would think that after the whole "reset button" fiasco with Russia, Hillary Clinton would be less trusting of her subordinates. But when she saw the "traditional dance" she had been signed up to participate in, she didn't protest...


Those in attendance were as... (Below threshold)

Those in attendance were astounded at the resemblance to Obama and Biden.

Atlas Shagged(alon... (Below threshold)

Atlas Shagged

(along the lines of Jay Tea's)

Life is a beach... (Below threshold)

Life is a beach

I think the OTB Contest is ... (Below threshold)

I think the OTB Contest is checking out the Wizbang Contest.

Wizbanger... I don't even k... (Below threshold)

Wizbanger... I don't even know her.

Member of the Sloshpit wait... (Below threshold)

Member of the Sloshpit waited for the inevitable.

Members of the Sloshpit wai... (Below threshold)

Members of the Sloshpit waited for the inevitable.


Hey! Turn Around!... (Below threshold)

Hey! Turn Around!

"Waterwood"... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:


"Doesn't she know about SHR... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Doesn't she know about SHRINKAGE???"

Crowd: "We want Mrs. Sarkoz... (Below threshold)

Crowd: "We want Mrs. Sarkozy!"

"Del, why are you holding m... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Del, why are you holding my hand? Where's your d*ck? Between two pillows... THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!! ..."

Ashley Biden thanks everyon... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Ashley Biden thanks everyone for a terrific afternoon.

Up periscope... (Below threshold)

Up periscope

Everyone was having such a ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Everyone was having such a good time at the AIG managers conference, they decided to stay a few more days.

Don't my arms look great?</... (Below threshold)

Don't my arms look great?

"Ain't ya ever heard of Bik... (Below threshold)

"Ain't ya ever heard of Bikini Waxing?"

Sausagefest 2009... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sausagefest 2009

Geeez Carla Bruni is HAWT!!... (Below threshold)

Geeez Carla Bruni is HAWT!!!

Michelle to crowd: "Show me... (Below threshold)

Michelle to crowd: "Show me your ACORNs."

Yarrrrrr... (Below threshold)


Hillary: "Who painted it?"<... (Below threshold)

Hillary: "Who painted it?"

While Obama discusses Strat... (Below threshold)

While Obama discusses Strategic Arms Reduction with the Medvedev, Michelle makes the case for Significant Breast Enhancement.

Having had trouble with mor... (Below threshold)

Having had trouble with more traditional methods of choosing a cabinet, the Obama administration has announced it will appoint the winner of this "Nicest Titties" Contest as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services.

Katie Couric was pleased wi... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Katie Couric was pleased with her showing at this years "Cougar Hunt".

The international press has... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

The international press has been relentless in dissecting every aspect of the First Lady's wardrobe, but Michelle, who is smarter than even her brillant husband, found a satisfactory solution: she just eliminated it from the discussion.

Breaking Protocol once agai... (Below threshold)

Breaking Protocol once again, President Obama sends his wife to entertain the G20 diplomats.

Miss Universe pictured tort... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Miss Universe pictured torturing the "detainees" at Gitmo.

Ms. Cherry Pie takes her "S... (Below threshold)

Ms. Cherry Pie takes her "Slippery When Wet" theme to the chest high extreme.

During this Holy Season, sp... (Below threshold)

During this Holy Season, spring breakers witness "The Tequila Miracle "

Here, some of you men need ... (Below threshold)

Here, some of you men need this bikini top more than I do.

I'll bet there is as much a... (Below threshold)

I'll bet there is as much as 5% pool water in that pool.....

Spring Break 2009: Grope an... (Below threshold)

Spring Break 2009: Grope and Bang

Atlas sagged.... (Below threshold)

Atlas sagged.

Conversion efforts at the S... (Below threshold)

Conversion efforts at the San Fransisco All "Men's" club-Day 1...

Obama's First Overseas Cont... (Below threshold)

Obama's First Overseas Contingency Operation: Get Michelle to stop doing those Pints of Guinness...

Spring Break in UCK-a-pulco... (Below threshold)

Spring Break in UCK-a-pulco

"Let them eat cake."... (Below threshold)

"Let them eat cake."

No matter how much she trie... (Below threshold)

No matter how much she tried, she just couldn't shake the feeling that the audience was not truly considering the merits of her theories on the current economic climate....

Now that have your attentio... (Below threshold)

Now that have your attention, has anyone found my keys?

I ain't goin' near the wate... (Below threshold)

I ain't goin' near the water in that pool 'less everybody keeps both hands up high and dry!

Covert collection tips for ... (Below threshold)

Covert collection tips for populating the FL DNA database method #37.

PIMPFCovert collec... (Below threshold)


Covert collection tools for populating the FL DNA database method #37.

PIMF #2!Egads, it ... (Below threshold)

PIMF #2!

Egads, it must be Friday or something...

Australian for Clam Chowder... (Below threshold)

Australian for Clam Chowder

What do i have to do from k... (Below threshold)

What do i have to do from keeping you a-hole's from pee'ing in my pool!

♬Louie Loui... (Below threshold)

Louie Louie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go

(for some reason this pic just keeps making this song run through my head)

A perfect metaphor for thes... (Below threshold)

A perfect metaphor for these times; Obama flashes his boobs at us and we Americans stand around like a bunch of drunk, wide-eyed dupes while our wallets are stolen and our freedoms are taken away.

"I see what I want, but I c... (Below threshold)

"I see what I want, but I can't move without bumping into asses and pricks."
"Welcome to the human condition."

"It's not really accurate t... (Below threshold)

"It's not really accurate to call them 'forehead ridges' since they go all the way down. See?"

click to see below fold... (Below threshold)

click to see below fold

Atlas jiggled... (Below threshold)

Atlas jiggled

Michelle Obama administers ... (Below threshold)

Michelle Obama administers the oath of allegiance to the newest members of the Obama Corps.

OK, OK I'll vote for your h... (Below threshold)

OK, OK I'll vote for your husband next time. Now for God's sake, get dressed.

Michelle Obama stunned the ... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

Michelle Obama stunned the crowd to silence with her proud display of the results of her latest workout regime.

The president of NOW making... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

The president of NOW making a point about how men just see women as sex objects.

"Has anyone seen my Babe Ru... (Below threshold)

"Has anyone seen my Babe Ruth bar?"

I wonder if those "guns" ca... (Below threshold)

I wonder if those "guns" came from America too...

These don't need no telepro... (Below threshold)

These don't need no teleprompter.

Person #1: Have you guys he... (Below threshold)

Person #1: Have you guys heard of the internet? It's a place where you can look at boobs all day without having to wade chest-deep into a lake of urine.

Person #2: Whatever dude. Spring break! Woooooo!!!

For once. Michelle Obama's ... (Below threshold)

For once. Michelle Obama's arms weren't the center of attention

Yarrrr.... Prepare to be bo... (Below threshold)

Yarrrr.... Prepare to be boarded.

Look no tan lines! What do... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Look no tan lines! What does that tell you?

No really, I'm the kind of ... (Below threshold)

No really, I'm the kind of girl you can settle down with. Now, who wants to take me home to meet Mom and Dad?

Stick to the sleeveless gow... (Below threshold)

Stick to the sleeveless gowns, Michelle.

Michelle's grand idea to st... (Below threshold)

Michelle's grand idea to steer the American people away from the Fed's extortion. "Nothing to see there folks! It's me you want to see!"

Mmmmmm.....boobies........ (Below threshold)


Barack Obama will require y... (Below threshold)

Barack Obama will require you to look. He is going to demand that you shed your swimsuit. That you put down your inhibitions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move your hands to your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to perform better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, unaroused.

Michelle Obama thought bubb... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle Obama thought bubble "This is not the sharia I thought it was"

How Michelle Obama got her ... (Below threshold)

How Michelle Obama got her groove back.

Man down in front: "My eye... (Below threshold)

Man down in front: "My eyes! My eyes! It burns!"

The crowd watched in awe at... (Below threshold)

The crowd watched in awe at the courage of the spokeswoman as she displayed her horrible physical anomaly. "Man's head-lodged-in-the-butt-disease has affected so many women in the past century! We will OVERCOME!"

"Portrait of a Confused Lib... (Below threshold)

"Portrait of a Confused Liberal"... everyone knows that liberals have their heads up their OWN ...butt!

Gentlemen: This is the o... (Below threshold)

Gentlemen: This is the only wardrobe your wives and girl friends will be able to afford after our next round of taxes!

"Those are NOT my assets! T... (Below threshold)

"Those are NOT my assets! They are my frontsets...although, of course, one's frontsets can be assets on occasion!"

People knew the party was o... (Below threshold)
Linoge Author Profile Page:

People knew the party was over once Michelle lost her top.

Put it back on Michelle... (Below threshold)

Put it back on Michelle

All those drunken guys in t... (Below threshold)
a. moral:

All those drunken guys in that confined area. How many of them do you think took the time to get out to go to the bathroom? Yuck!

Here's your stimulus packag... (Below threshold)

Here's your stimulus package boys. ww

Michelle O circa 1984- ... (Below threshold)

Michelle O circa 1984-

"I am a long way from Princeton"

This would be considered to... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

This would be considered torture in Guantanamo.

Okay, okay. We get it, Spea... (Below threshold)

Okay, okay. We get it, Speaker Pelosi. Botox can be used a lot of places on the body. For the sake of humanity, put your clothes back on!

Which one of you assholes s... (Below threshold)

Which one of you assholes stole my top?

That's a nice pair of Obama... (Below threshold)

That's a nice pair of Obama's you got there, lady...

Ewww! That's Barney Franks... (Below threshold)

Ewww! That's Barney Franks's boy toy!

" Can someone throw me a TA... (Below threshold)
Dennis D:

" Can someone throw me a TARP"?

" Obama wanted transparenc... (Below threshold)

" Obama wanted transparency"

"We're here. I'm queer. Oh ... (Below threshold)

"We're here. I'm queer. Oh dear."

One of Palins half sisters ... (Below threshold)

One of Palins half sisters having fun Wasila style.

Guy in front row, second fr... (Below threshold)

Guy in front row, second from right:
"MOM!!!!! Stop embarrassing me!!!!!

Even chlorinated water coul... (Below threshold)

Even chlorinated water could not sanitize these slobs.

Just like the Obama adminis... (Below threshold)

Just like the Obama administration, the boobs are all on full display, but there is no transparency for any of the important stuff.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






Follow Wizbang

Follow Wizbang on FacebookFollow Wizbang on TwitterSubscribe to Wizbang feedWizbang Mobile


Send e-mail tips to us:

[email protected]

Fresh Links


Section Editor: Maggie Whitton

Editors: Jay Tea, Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Rick, Dan Karipides, Michael Avitablile, Charlie Quidnunc, Steve Schippert

Emeritus: Paul, Mary Katherine Ham, Jim Addison, Alexander K. McClure, Cassy Fiano, Bill Jempty, John Stansbury, Rob Port

In Memorium: HughS

All original content copyright © 2003-2010 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.

Powered by Movable Type Pro 4.361

Hosting by ServInt

Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.

Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.

Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.

Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.

Author Login

Terms Of Service

DCMA Compliance Notice

Privacy Policy