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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

First lady Michelle Obama walks with their 6-month-old Portuguese water dog Bo as President Barack Obama and daughter Sasha follow. (THE ASSOCIATED PRESS/Charles Dharapak)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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That's it honey, just like ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

That's it honey, just like Axelrod's leash on me.

It's going to be important ... (Below threshold)

It's going to be important to keep that bitch on a leash....

"That reminds me, we need t... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"That reminds me, we need to take over pet stores next"

-Bravo Iowa-... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

-Bravo Iowa-

Look Barack, the dog takes ... (Below threshold)

Look Barack, the dog takes the same size collar that you do...

"Barack you should be doing... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Barack you should be doing this...I need to write your speech for tomorrow"

"I miss Uncle Ted, he alway... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"I miss Uncle Ted, he always filled my waterbowl with top shelf stuff."

BO knows Obama and can't wa... (Below threshold)

BO knows Obama and can't wait to leave the White House.

"Mr. President..PETA's on l... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Mr. President..PETA's on line three..."

"Awww come on honey, we can... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Awww come on honey, we can sneak him in...I'm the President."

After weeks and weeks of of... (Below threshold)

After weeks and weeks of of embarassing miscues in domestic and foreign affairs, the Obama White House team brings in a Clue-Sniffing Dog...

Trained to search for telep... (Below threshold)

Trained to search for teleprompters, Bo is out again on the job.

For the first time in my pu... (Below threshold)

For the first time in my puppy life, I'm proud to be a Portuguese Water Dog.

Up until now, the brown spo... (Below threshold)

Up until now, the brown spots on the lawn were attributable to Biden...

Nothing says butt-kickin' n... (Below threshold)

Nothing says butt-kickin' name-takin, leader of the free of gol-dang world quite like a Portuguese Water Dog.

Yes, I read the memo, "Keep... (Below threshold)

Yes, I read the memo, "Keep BO on a short leash."... Mr. Soros wasn't talking about the dog?

Unless you're the lead dog,... (Below threshold)

Unless you're the lead dog, the view doesn't change much.

Don't mind us, we're just t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Don't mind us, we're just taking our media out for a walk.

Michelle insists that Barac... (Below threshold)

Michelle insists that Barack can only walk 20 paces behind her.

Michelle might consider swa... (Below threshold)

Michelle might consider swapping hair stylists with the dog.

Eww, surely you don't expec... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Eww, surely you don't expect US to pick up the mess.

I see Barack is walking bot... (Below threshold)

I see Barack is walking both his dogs...

Really... the shelter said ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Really... the shelter said they were going to destroy him if we didn't take him home.

Political commentators the ... (Below threshold)

Political commentators the world over are amazed at how Michelle is able to control the dog by holding onto its leash with only one of her magnificent arms.

BO licks anyone who pretend... (Below threshold)

BO licks anyone who pretends to be friendly, while the MSM ignore all BO's s**t. Nonetheless, those who BO, try to keep BO on a short leash in public.

Should have been: " ... tho... (Below threshold)

Should have been: " ... those who know BO ....

Bo shows who the real alpha... (Below threshold)

Bo shows who the real alpha is.

[Dog-smart people recognize the ignorance of the owner in properly training and walking their dog only leads to danger for the dog, its owners and others. Is there a metaphor here?]

We treat him like a fellow ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We treat him like a fellow American: We demand 100 percent obedience, even if we have to send him to "obedience school".

Good-looking but over-price... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Good-looking but over-priced and useless.

His dog's a bit of a snob, too.

Thought balloon: "Part blac... (Below threshold)

Thought balloon: "Part black, part white, firmly on a leash. Yeah. That works for me."

They call the new dog "Stim... (Below threshold)

They call the new dog "Stimulus", because on every walk he creates a new "shovel-ready" project.

Hey, guys, you won't get an... (Below threshold)

Hey, guys, you won't get anywhere making fun of a dog. Or the dogs' owners. Catch a clue here and change this one. BTW epador is right.

"Hey, don't call me 'mitten... (Below threshold)

"Hey, don't call me 'mittens'"

Now that we have neutered t... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Now that we have neutered the dog, time to start neutering our political opponents.

BO leading MO ... (Below threshold)

BO leading MO

The pack assumes its natura... (Below threshold)

The pack assumes its natural hierarchy:
Alpha-male, alpha-female, beta-female, beta-male.

Finally dogs of America ca... (Below threshold)

Finally dogs of America can be 'proud' of our nation, after years of being treated as, well dogs.

Epador (27): You learn a l... (Below threshold)
Dan Patterson:

Epador (27): You learn a lot about a person by their treatment of their dog. The photo confirms an already poor impression; the dog is only there as an ornament. An adult should take over and give the girls a pack leader lesson. Maybe they will convert to Constitutional conservatism as a result.

Chappaquiddick's cloud has ... (Below threshold)

Chappaquiddick's cloud has finally dissipated for Ted. A Kennedy finally made it back to the White House.

Camelot meets the Sandlot<... (Below threshold)

Camelot meets the Sandlot

Boy, that's one ugly dog. ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Boy, that's one ugly dog. But the Portuguese water dog she's walking is pretty cute.

"Can he do tricks? Thanks t... (Below threshold)

"Can he do tricks? Thanks to ACORN he's already voted in several elections nationwide!"

The Incredible Shrinking Pr... (Below threshold)

The Incredible Shrinking President.

The President unveiled his ... (Below threshold)

The President unveiled his plan for guarding the nation's borders today...

Who let the dogs out?... (Below threshold)

Who let the dogs out?

"Look behind you Mr. Presid... (Below threshold)

"Look behind you Mr. President. No one is following."

"Michelle is the tall one, ... (Below threshold)

"Michelle is the tall one, right...?"

After appointing Hilary Cli... (Below threshold)

After appointing Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama said the next bit*h we have in the White House better have four legs.

"Well, I had Barak neutered... (Below threshold)

"Well, I had Barak neutered, so it's only fair that the dog is too...."

B to press. "Uh, guys, uh, ... (Below threshold)

B to press. "Uh, guys, uh, can't stay...M says I have to go out back and pooper scoop the yard."

The smart member of the Oba... (Below threshold)
John Schan:

The smart member of the Obama family leads the way on another White House outing.

Michelle Obama is seen show... (Below threshold)

Michelle Obama is seen showing off her black and curlies...

Yet another member of the O... (Below threshold)

Yet another member of the Obama household that is black and white.

"My God, his ass is bigger ... (Below threshold)

"My God, his ass is bigger than mine!"

Bo shows that his owners ha... (Below threshold)

Bo shows that his owners haven't been to obedience school yet. Secure in the fact that this will never occur, Bo leads his new people wherever his doggy nose wants to go. And remember, this is the dog that was promised to the children. How far away are they from "their" dog?

More metaphors?

If he thinks I'm walking th... (Below threshold)

If he thinks I'm walking this damned dog every morning, he's forgotten about the bus around back.

In keeping with recent Demo... (Below threshold)

In keeping with recent Democrat President tradition, Obama has brought his own crotch sniffer into the White House....

The First Klingon walks a p... (Below threshold)

The First Klingon walks a potential cling on.

"No, this ain't Toto and we... (Below threshold)

"No, this ain't Toto and we ain't in Kansas."

Heel Barack...er...I mean B... (Below threshold)
kbiel Author Profile Page:

Heel Barack...er...I mean Bo.

The Obama family pecking or... (Below threshold)

The Obama family pecking order finally revealed.

BOOBama... (Below threshold)


DRUDGEBREAKING: Michelle Ob... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Michelle Obama can hold her licker.

What an ugly ass dog.....Bo... (Below threshold)

What an ugly ass dog.....Bo is cute though.

President Obama today allow... (Below threshold)

President Obama today allowed Michelle to introduce the newest member of his cabinet. The President was heard to mutter, "Hopefully he only has a background of tick problems, and not tax problems."

Submission Accomplished<... (Below threshold)

Submission Accomplished

BARACK should be following ... (Below threshold)

BARACK should be following with the pooper scooper? Up to now all Hes been good at is creating a load of shit. Lets us see Him actually clean some up.

Dog take bitch for a walk.<... (Below threshold)
Aric Giddens:

Dog take bitch for a walk.

What a natural, She was bor... (Below threshold)

What a natural, She was born for this..

Obama proudly displays his ... (Below threshold)

Obama proudly displays his first campaign promise kept.

"Hurry up Michelle, until t... (Below threshold)

"Hurry up Michelle, until that dog craps out my teleprompter, I ain't gettin' nuthin' done."

Mutt and Jeff... (Below threshold)

Mutt and Jeff

Don't worry honey I got sec... (Below threshold)

Don't worry honey I got secrete service guys to scoop the poop!

I'm sorry I just fell bad a... (Below threshold)

I'm sorry I just fell bad about poor Bo!

Nobody knows B.O. like BO k... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Nobody knows B.O. like BO knows B.O.

Here we have the typical de... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here we have the typical democratic President.

A man who walks well behinds his wife and takes care of the crap that comes out.

Director of Chicago hospita... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Director of Chicago hospital - "Well Michelle finally found a job she is capable of."

1. Bo will not be taking a... (Below threshold)

1. Bo will not be taking any questions, thank you.

2. Honey, call the Secret Service to pick it up.
3. Yes, we also thought it ironic that Ted has dogs bred to swim.


With pooper scooper in hand... (Below threshold)
retired military:

With pooper scooper in hand Obama has finally found a job he is qualified for.

The populace wonders - If O... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The populace wonders - If Obama cant get his daughter to pick up dog crap then how is he going to run the country.

As under all democrat Presi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

As under all democrat Presidencies, the US goes to the dogs.

The bite is almost as bad a... (Below threshold)

The bite is almost as bad as the bark.

But the dog is nice.

"I think we are going to ne... (Below threshold)

"I think we are going to need Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer help."

Don't worry, only the taxpa... (Below threshold)

Don't worry, only the taxpayers will step in it

Teabags, meet Fleabags... (Below threshold)

Teabags, meet Fleabags

Michelle was disappointed t... (Below threshold)

Michelle was disappointed that they didn't get a targ instead.

Discovering that her family... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Discovering that her family's new dog didn't have a leash of its own, Mrs. Obama borrowed her husband's.

"Don't like the leash, Bo? ... (Below threshold)
Ken McCracken:

"Don't like the leash, Bo? Well now you have learned that America is just downright mean."

Witch bitch is which?... (Below threshold)
Steve H.:

Witch bitch is which?

Just say Bo!... (Below threshold)

Just say Bo!

Bo's thought bubble - "A LE... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bo's thought bubble - "A LEASH!!! I want reparations for this"

Michelle: Somebody better ... (Below threshold)

Michelle: Somebody better have the $%$# pooper-scooper

Another sad day for America... (Below threshold)

Another sad day for America...being lead by a Dog.

Certified Fecal From Bo - t... (Below threshold)

Certified Fecal From Bo - the new thing to buy on eBay.

Michelle finally makes a us... (Below threshold)

Michelle finally makes a useful contribution.

"Discovering that her famil... (Below threshold)

"Discovering that her family's new dog didn't have a leash of its own, Mrs. Obama borrowed her husband's from Nancy Pelosi."

There, fixed that for you. All attribution for this comment go to Dodo David.

m'Sel, Klingon warrior prie... (Below threshold)
James Cloninger:

m'Sel, Klingon warrior priestess, presents to the banquet her targ, bo'

Sit ubo sit...good dog.... (Below threshold)
James Cloninger:

Sit ubo sit...good dog.

Bo couldn't be happier bein... (Below threshold)

Bo couldn't be happier being known as the "cute" Obama.

Donating to the city is a d... (Below threshold)

Donating to the city is a daily chore for the new addition to the Obama clan.

Wearing matching outfits Bo... (Below threshold)

Wearing matching outfits Bo and Michelle hit the runway.....

Guess we know who the alpha... (Below threshold)
Lazy Bum:

Guess we know who the alpha male is.

For some reason, every time... (Below threshold)

For some reason, every time we throw a stick, be brings back a bottle of scotch instead...

What's all the excitement a... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

What's all the excitement about? It's just another Obama crapping on American soil.

Who let the dog out?... (Below threshold)

Who let the dog out?

"Daddy....now that you and ... (Below threshold)

"Daddy....now that you and mommy have a dog, can Melia and I still get a puppy???"

Thank God Uncle Ted sent us... (Below threshold)
Marleen Perret:

Thank God Uncle Ted sent us a good European dog, not one of those nasty American breeds I can't be proud of.

I've already gotten him to ... (Below threshold)

I've already gotten him to tear down that fence Mr. Obama, next week I'll have him importing bones for me from the Smithsonian for dinner.

BO is doing his part to cre... (Below threshold)

BO is doing his part to create more "shovel ready" jobs for Americans.

C'mon Bo, we've been at thi... (Below threshold)

C'mon Bo, we've been at this for a week. Hurry up and find me a conservative with a working brain and I'll give you a Chewey Palin Bacon Strip!

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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