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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

FILE- In this July 14, 2008 file photo, baseball players Manny Ramirez, left, and Alex Rodriguez share a laugh during batting practice at the Major League Baseball All-Star Home Run Derby at Yankee Stadium in New York. Ramirez was suspended for 50 games by Major League Baseball on Thursday, May 7, 2009, becoming the latest high-profile player ensnared in the sport's drug scandals.

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Remember the good old days ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Remember the good old days of professional sports - when OJ Simpson was synonymous with "The Juice"?

Yeah, A-Rod, it's true. Oba... (Below threshold)

Yeah, A-Rod, it's true. Obama has named me his Anti-Steroid Czar! I'll be the face of his administration as he tries to clean up sports.

Manny, you didn't have any ... (Below threshold)

Manny, you didn't have any plans for that $7 million you're going to lose, did you?

Ouch! Take it easy with the... (Below threshold)

Ouch! Take it easy with the grip there Manny! You been working out?

Manny, look me in the eye w... (Below threshold)

Manny, look me in the eye when you tell me you're not on the juice...

Hey Manny! My cousin is put... (Below threshold)

Hey Manny! My cousin is putting together a slow pitch softball team for a Memorial Day tournament. Wanna play?

"These are not the 'stroids... (Below threshold)

"These are not the 'stroids you're looking for."

I saw your BB's in the show... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I saw your BB's in the shower...well man, they're still bigger than yours .....yeah dude, that's not saying much...haaaaaaaaaaaa

When asked what legitimate ... (Below threshold)

When asked what legitimate reason he had to be taking a women's fertility drug, Manny said: "I'm trying to get pregnant?"

Just bowing to the master..... (Below threshold)

Just bowing to the master...

Now that we know Manny's be... (Below threshold)

Now that we know Manny's been on the juice, there's an sensible explanation for some of the dumb things he's done. But, it does make you wonder. Is it just me, or has Biden been looking a little more buff lately...?

Damn Arod, your 'roid grip ... (Below threshold)

Damn Arod, your 'roid grip is way better than mine.

Rahm Emmanuel just called t... (Below threshold)

Rahm Emmanuel just called the Commissioner this morning. He made a deal that in exchange for no steroid testing, the team owners will not be audited for life...just the next 30 years.

I can't believe they pay us... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I can't believe they pay us this much....haa haaa haaa ...me either....

Nothing going on here, keep... (Below threshold)

Nothing going on here, keep moving.

...now if we only had any b... (Below threshold)

...now if we only had any balls...

From now on we'll call you ... (Below threshold)

From now on we'll call you Manny "Raison-Nuts" Ramirez...

Yeah, but I'm still getting... (Below threshold)

Yeah, but I'm still getting 5 million bucks for doing nothing.

Baseball be berry berry good to me.

Steroids are to professiona... (Below threshold)

Steroids are to professional athletes, as teleprompters are to presidents.

Okay Alex, it's a deal. Whe... (Below threshold)

Okay Alex, it's a deal. When you see me put my hand on my forearm like this, then Beckett is going to throw you a fastball. Now you have your dealer leave the roids in a plain brown wrapper above my locker.

It's so easy to smuggle my ... (Below threshold)

It's so easy to smuggle my steroids into the club house past the MLB officials....I just hide them in my cup...you know, where my balls used to be.

Hey man, thanks for the ref... (Below threshold)

Hey man, thanks for the referral.



OK, Loser has to turn in th... (Below threshold)

OK, Loser has to turn in the other guy's pee on the next test - One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a Thumb War....

Medicine been belly belly g... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Medicine been belly belly good to me ...

Shown here, right under the... (Below threshold)

Shown here, right under the nose of a MLB Official, the "Shake and Bake" is the preferred way to clandestinely pass the Juice around the clubhouse...

In your butt, A-Rod?! I us... (Below threshold)

In your butt, A-Rod?! I used to inject my steroids in this vein right here.

Most people think they wear... (Below threshold)

Most people think they wear those gloves for better grip on the bat. Actually, it is because shaking bare hands with another player could cause a dangerous drug interaction...

Ramirez: "I'm tellin ya, th... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Ramirez: "I'm tellin ya, the doctor just messed up the perscription. The President constantly tells outrageous lies and everyone believes him, Nancy Peolsi out there lying through her teeth and everyone believes her, why not me?"

Yes, I will have your babie... (Below threshold)

Yes, I will have your babies..I'm ready now.

Mistaking a-Rod for King Ab... (Below threshold)

Mistaking a-Rod for King Abdulah, Manny immeditately bowed.

Manny to A-Rod: "Holy crap ... (Below threshold)

Manny to A-Rod: "Holy crap my balls just fell off"

Rodriguez: "Manny, congratu... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Rodriguez: "Manny, congratulations on being inducted into Major League Baseball's Hall of Shame."

Ramirez: "I'm just following in your footsteps, Alex."

"It was not a bow"... (Below threshold)

"It was not a bow"

Congrats Manny...I guess yo... (Below threshold)

Congrats Manny...I guess you will be doing that guest host gig on "The View" for the next 50 days...

When they noticed my crap h... (Below threshold)

When they noticed my crap had muscles, the gig was up.

Hey ARod, i bet you 8 milli... (Below threshold)

Hey ARod, i bet you 8 million dollars they never catch me using the juice.....Im as smooth as Obama....

"The circle is now complete... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master!"

"Say... How 'bout a game of... (Below threshold)

"Say... How 'bout a game of smallball?"

"Dr. Ruth says its OK to be... (Below threshold)

"Dr. Ruth says its OK to be a Masterbatter."

"Hey they put us on Wizbang... (Below threshold)

"Hey they put us on Wizbang, instead of Wizbangblue."
"They wouldn't dare put us in the minor leagues."

1) Steroids beat fertility ... (Below threshold)

1) Steroids beat fertility drugs.

2) Manny: I refuse to cut my hair so they can't test it.
A-Rod: I cut all of my hair off so they can't test it.


So I take it these two are ... (Below threshold)

So I take it these two are all for stimulus with their porks?

Ramirez: Hey Alex, congrats... (Below threshold)

Ramirez: Hey Alex, congrats on going yard against Obama

Rodriguez: Thanks, but my cousin throws harder

Sorry to get caught oh grea... (Below threshold)

Sorry to get caught oh great master. I am not worthy!

"Yeah, I know we look stupi... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, I know we look stupid, but the handshake is our meal ticket!"

After getting the wrong sho... (Below threshold)

After getting the wrong shots, Manny Ramirez tells his good friend that he is changing his name to Womanny Ramirez, and that A-Rod's eyes are just dreamy.

"Ha! You know how you got l... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Ha! You know how you got long dreads, Manny? You took girl hormones!....And shut up about my manboobs...."

Somewhere, Barry Bonds brea... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Somewhere, Barry Bonds breathes a sigh of relief....

ARod "I did not ha... (Below threshold)


"I did not have sex with that Woman, Miss Ramirez. I never asked anyone to lie. These allegations are false."

A-Rod: "You know why your c... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

A-Rod: "You know why your contrite, lawyer-written apology is soooooo much funnier than mine? Your interviews are worse than mine!"

Two more asterisks.... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Two more asterisks.

"You took girlie hormones a... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"You took girlie hormones and that's why your handshake is so girlie. I bet you grip the bat like a girl too, don't you girlie man. You've got girlie dreadlocks too. But don't worry, girlie man, I'm here...to pump you up! Or at least my "cousin" will."

A-Rod: "A-ha-ha...that's a ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

A-Rod: "A-ha-ha...that's a good one, Manny! And you know else the fans think is clean? Albert Pujols!...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

ooops...added the word "who... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

ooops...added the word "who" in 54. Typo...

One side effect of the ster... (Below threshold)

One side effect of the steroid use is that Manny hasn't been on base at home since last October...

Under the cover of a hailst... (Below threshold)

Under the cover of a hailstorm of homeruns, these heavy hitters were secretly gearing up for a lifetime of small ball.

Get it?

What are we going to do whe... (Below threshold)

What are we going to do when we can't hit anymore because we can't juice? Strippers and blow! hahahahaha!

Minnie and Alexandra in gir... (Below threshold)

Minnie and Alexandra in girl talk.

A-Rod: "I had no side effe... (Below threshold)

A-Rod: "I had no side effects from the steroids. It was when I started banging that tramp Madonna that my manhood shriveled up and fell off."

A-Rod: "Yeah. And the Pre... (Below threshold)

A-Rod: "Yeah. And the President quit smoking."

I was this far up Madonna! ... (Below threshold)

I was this far up Madonna! How about you Alex?

"Busted!"... (Below threshold)


"Say hello to My little fri... (Below threshold)

"Say hello to My little friend"

Bitch Tits! That's some fu... (Below threshold)

Bitch Tits! That's some funny shits.

Nice brassiere ...... (Below threshold)

Nice brassiere ...

Manny:"Yeah, on th... (Below threshold)


"Yeah, on the last cycle it felt like the needle went all the way to here..."

Wow. You're a Boras client ... (Below threshold)

Wow. You're a Boras client too? No wonder you've got such a handshake.

The not so secret handshake... (Below threshold)

The not so secret handshake of the not do secret steroid society.

Wonder 'roid powers, activa... (Below threshold)

Wonder 'roid powers, activate!

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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