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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama plays basketball at Fort McNair in Washington, D.C. on Saturday, May 9, 2009. (Official White House photo by Pete Souza.)

Due to the holiday, winners will be announced Monday evening.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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He got no game!... (Below threshold)

He got no game!

Obama "So, You hunt any gol... (Below threshold)

Obama "So, You hunt any golden yellow pheasant lately?"

"Where's your wallet? Let ... (Below threshold)

"Where's your wallet? Let me hold it for you. Just keep watching the ball."

It's a simple move, called ... (Below threshold)

It's a simple move, called the Hussein Hustle, fake to the right as you pick the taxpayers pocket for the left.

"That boy's got No Defense!... (Below threshold)

"That boy's got No Defense!"

In a new variation of "Don'... (Below threshold)

In a new variation of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell", Obama demonstrates the best defense is a good hug.

Obama reaches for the Mans ... (Below threshold)

Obama reaches for the Mans last 5 spot and realizes He already stole it last week!

After getting bitch-slapped... (Below threshold)

After getting bitch-slapped by Cheney, Obama tries to man-up.

Give Me 3 minutes on the fl... (Below threshold)

Give Me 3 minutes on the floor with this guy and i'd foul out up by 20.

I call foul.... (Below threshold)
passing by:

I call foul.

So this is what white colla... (Below threshold)

So this is what white collar criminals do for fun.

Barry fouled out with 14 st... (Below threshold)

Barry fouled out with 14 steals, having made 0 points and no assists.

He's not very good at playi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

He's not very good at playing "keep away" with Ahmadinejad either.

"Gimme da ball or I'll t... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Gimme da ball or I'll throw you under the bus!"

Obama glances at teleprompt... (Below threshold)

Obama glances at teleprompter to see what he should do next.

Obama just got called for "... (Below threshold)

Obama just got called for "Advanced Interrogation Techniques".

It's a two-shot foul and a mandatory 5 years in the federal pen.

Obama, positioned on the vo... (Below threshold)

Obama, positioned on the voter left, leans right and reaches for the voter wallet.

The Bailout Block, as demon... (Below threshold)

The Bailout Block, as demonstrated by Barack and any sucker willing to play his game.

The economy is trying to pa... (Below threshold)

The economy is trying to pass some income to the taxpayer, but Obama is having none of that...

Oh, crap! Now Biden's got ... (Below threshold)

Oh, crap! Now Biden's got the ball and he plays like a Special Olympian!

Obama's new plan for the in... (Below threshold)

Obama's new plan for the interrogation of high-value terrorists...Night Basketball!!!

Hope and change.

I'm sorry, but shouldn't he... (Below threshold)

I'm sorry, but shouldn't he be working?

Dammit! Even though we're o... (Below threshold)

Dammit! Even though we're on the same team, every time Biden gets the ball I have to play defense!

Sensing the opportunity to ... (Below threshold)

Sensing the opportunity to address a crowd, Obama jockeys for better access to the teleprompter.

It's all Bush's fault!... (Below threshold)

It's all Bush's fault!

Michelle refuses to be seen... (Below threshold)

Michelle refuses to be seen with Obama as long as he's wearing those cheap-ass tennis shoes.

This is the most work He ha... (Below threshold)

This is the most work He has done since being selected.

Leather basketball: $35.<br... (Below threshold)

Leather basketball: $35.
Cotton T-Shirt: $25.
Designer basketball shoes: $495.
Use of Guantanamo as personal basketball camp: Priceless!

Clearly this is the closest... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Clearly this is the closest the CIC will get to combat.

I wonder how much he pays f... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

I wonder how much he pays for his sneakers!

"I wonder how much he pa... (Below threshold)

"I wonder how much he pays for his sneakers!"

Dont ask dont tell policies are in effect unless your Sarah Palin.

Obama takes the opportunity... (Below threshold)

Obama takes the opportunity to brush up on his Paso Doble in preparation for his appearance on Dancing with the Stars.

Nuthin' but inept... (Below threshold)

Nuthin' but inept

... and Geithner makes 5 pe... (Below threshold)

... and Geithner makes 5 personnel fouls.

"I extend what I learn on t... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"I extend what I learn on the court into my professional life. In this case, I'm clearing mugging his back pocket..."

"I've upped my game.... so ... (Below threshold)

"I've upped my game.... so now up yours."

Because Obama is semi-front... (Below threshold)

Because Obama is semi-fronting his man, a little lob pass leaves the path to the basket completely open.

Let's hope he's a little better on National Defense...

What if the Hooky Pooky is ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

What if the Hooky Pooky is what it's all about?

Dribbling while Rome burns.... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Dribbling while Rome burns...

Obama: "Of course this is h... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Obama: "Of course this is how you rehearse for Dancing With The Stars. Joe Biden told me so."

Barack Obama starring in "D... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Barack Obama starring in "Duped Dreams"

Once again President Obama ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Once again President Obama is weak on defense.

Obama: "What? This is how l... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Obama: "What? This is how learned to play on the streets of San Francisco..."

"Damn... Why does does Chen... (Below threshold)

"Damn... Why does does Cheney always end up on the 'skins' team when we play shirts vs. skins.

"Cheney has the ball! Run!!... (Below threshold)

"Cheney has the ball! Run!!!"

In the end, playing Obama o... (Below threshold)

In the end, playing Obama one-on-one did prove to be a more effective interrogative technique on terrorists than waterboarding.

How long do we have to hold... (Below threshold)
Sabba Hillel:

How long do we have to hold this pose.

Barack Obama tries out for ... (Below threshold)

Barack Obama tries out for the new made-for-television musical version of "Other People's Money"

Nancy Pelosi will try out next week for the new Broadway adaptation of "The Ususal Suspects"

It's "step, step, turn, fou... (Below threshold)

It's "step, step, turn, fouetté jeté", dammit!

To protect your valuables (... (Below threshold)
Chris (occupied No. Viriginia):

To protect your valuables (and values) lift your elbow and place it between you and the potential mugger, just like this, while you wave down a policeman to come and take down the perp.

What, it's the President??

Well, like I was saying, you lift your elbow and....

When he is usually behind, ... (Below threshold)

When he is usually behind, Obama mentions to his opponents that IRS auditors are just a phone call away. Coincidentally, they no longer manage to make any shots after that.

And who says half white men... (Below threshold)

And who says half white men can't jump!


Who's your GM now Biotch

"Man, don't wave at Pelosi,... (Below threshold)

"Man, don't wave at Pelosi, she will come over here." ww

The only time you will EVER... (Below threshold)

The only time you will EVER see Obama on the right.

Hey man! Stop getting in fr... (Below threshold)

Hey man! Stop getting in front of me while they are taking my picture. I'm POTUS.

Though it appears President... (Below threshold)

Though it appears President Obama is on the right, the picture CLEARLY show's he's still pretty far left of center.

Mr. President, your rules a... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

Mr. President, your rules are whack.

For every two points we make, your team gets one of them. For every three, your team takes two. I'm better off not even trying for three! Heck, I'm better off sitting in the bleachers drinking cool aid with the rest of your team!

O Mighty Teleprompter... th... (Below threshold)

O Mighty Teleprompter... the money is in his right pocket?

Obama plays in a "shirts vs... (Below threshold)
Sabba Hillel:

Obama plays in a "shirts vs. skins" game. What, you mean you are on my team?

On display: the Obama plan... (Below threshold)

On display: the Obama plan for guarding Gitmo detainees.

President Obama stunned the... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

President Obama stunned the White House press corps today by announcing that he was resigning the Presidency to pursue his dream of joining the touring company of High School Musical 3.

After being beaten badly in... (Below threshold)

After being beaten badly in a one-on-one against Cheney, Obama regresses to his boyhood, when one-on-one was a no-contact sport.

Oh Just give me the ball! ... (Below threshold)

Oh Just give me the ball! I didn't have to lean on GM or Chrysler this hard!

Hope and Change dribbled aw... (Below threshold)

Hope and Change dribbled away

"Whew! Now I know why they ... (Below threshold)
tim mcfall:

"Whew! Now I know why they call you BO!"

Former Vice President Dick ... (Below threshold)

Former Vice President Dick Cheney has President Barack Obama on defense.

"Dang, I hate it when he sh... (Below threshold)

"Dang, I hate it when he shows up on pay day!"

When Barack plays pick up g... (Below threshold)
George Author Profile Page:

When Barack plays pick up games at the White House, you know he picks Michelle as his forward because Michelle Obama's a Man, Baby.

It's a shame that you can't... (Below threshold)

It's a shame that you can't see the number '42' on the back of Obama's T-shirt.

At least my Post Defense is... (Below threshold)

At least my Post Defense is strong.

The President demonstrates ... (Below threshold)

The President demonstrates to the media how nationalized health insurance will work by denying the ball to an opponent (a citizen).

You think because you have ... (Below threshold)

You think because you have a secured interest in the ball I'm going to let you have it?

"Honestly? Until Shaq came ... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"Honestly? Until Shaq came along, Kobe wanted Kobe & Barack. That sounded so awful to me ... like Clinton & Obama."

"annnnnnddd hold the pose..... (Below threshold)

"annnnnnddd hold the pose... ... OK, Mr President, your workout is finished."

B. H. Obama at work on his ... (Below threshold)

B. H. Obama at work on his stimulus package once again!

Obama plays his unique vers... (Below threshold)

Obama plays his unique version of one on one, "Nuth'in but debt"

Obama"As long as I a... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"As long as I am your commander-in-chief, I will only send you into harm's way when it is absolutely necessary... which will be very soon if you dont let me win."

You're still President? I t... (Below threshold)

You're still President? I thought you flip flopped on that too.

"The villagers ARE coming w... (Below threshold)

"The villagers ARE coming with torches and pitch forks!!! Quick Robin, to the Oblama cave!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Obama practices defensive s... (Below threshold)

Obama practices defensive strategies for what to do if someone ever tries to get in front of him and his teleprompter.

Displaying the true nature ... (Below threshold)

Displaying the true nature of a liberal Democrat politician, Obama works hard at denying opportunity to blacks.

Obama gets a little edgy wh... (Below threshold)

Obama gets a little edgy when he sees the Gatorade replaced with Kool-aid.

Next on Extra! we give you ... (Below threshold)

Next on Extra! we give you a backstage look at the upcoming show "Dancing with the Presidents".

Obama thought he had a lock... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama thought he had a lock on all the offensive moves till he learned Biden gave away the game plans before play even started.

Now if we only had a ball..... (Below threshold)

Now if we only had a ball...

Watch me posterize this Mo-... (Below threshold)

Watch me posterize this Mo-Bo!

ah, the lambada, the forbid... (Below threshold)
Kelphus Author Profile Page:

ah, the lambada, the forbidden dance!

"Get it right. That's O-B-... (Below threshold)

"Get it right. That's O-B-A-M-A, with no D."

Hoop Schemes.... (Below threshold)

Hoop Schemes.

Obama announces the new Sup... (Below threshold)

Obama announces the new Supreme Court nominee vetting process - a two-on-two tournament. If any team can top his first choice they get the nod.

...this is a move he learne... (Below threshold)

...this is a move he learned in Chicago, it's called the "Sinclair Reach-around"

An unidentified man tries t... (Below threshold)

An unidentified man tries to steal some limelight from Obama.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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