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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. In honor of our newest U.S. Senator we dusted off this Wizbang exclusive photo from our archives... Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Al Franken has a meltdown

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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I bleeping told you ACORN w... (Below threshold)

I bleeping told you ACORN was the bleep you stupid bleeping hayseed bleeeeeep. I'm a bleeping Senator now you bleeping bleep and there isn't a bleeping bleep you or any other bleeping voter can do about it for six bleeping years.

I WILL get to #1 in "The 10... (Below threshold)

I WILL get to #1 in "The 100 people who are screwing up America"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told you I'd be the newes... (Below threshold)

I told you I'd be the newest clown in the clown college, and I was right!

Angry Senate comedian Al Fr... (Below threshold)

Angry Senate comedian Al Franken demands his constituents pull his finger in lieu of the ring kiss.

"That's SENATOR Stuart Smal... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"That's SENATOR Stuart Smalley now, you little shit!"


"I'm Stuart Smalley, bitch!... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"I'm Stuart Smalley, bitch!"


"That's 'Stuart SMALLEY', N... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"That's 'Stuart SMALLEY', Not 'Stuart Smallberries'. Get it right, punk."


Al Franken reacts to learni... (Below threshold)

Al Franken reacts to learning that he has to pay for his coffee in the Senate cafeteria.

It's my Senate seat.I stole... (Below threshold)

It's my Senate seat.I stole it fair and square.

An ode to the Minnesota vot... (Below threshold)

An ode to the Minnesota voter:

See the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn.
I wish I were a moron.
My God, perhaps I am!

You're not good enough, you... (Below threshold)

You're not good enough, you're not smart enough, and gosh darn it, anyone with a brain bigger than an ingrown lychee nut absolutely detests you.

Obama : "Well, Mr. Soros, y... (Below threshold)

Obama : "Well, Mr. Soros, you were right. I didn't think you could get a failed Air America radio host into the Senate."

Soros: "A mere trifle. I already managed to get an unaccomplished, black, foreign-born Marxist tool of the Chicago machine with a dreadful, racist wife into the Presidency."

Obama: "Good one, Mr. Soros!"

You don't know where this f... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

You don't know where this finger has been, buddy!

Bend Over... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Bend Over

Here's hoping for a reenact... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Here's hoping for a reenactment of "the caning" incident.

You wanna jerk My what?... (Below threshold)

You wanna jerk My what?

A pipsqueek in paradise... (Below threshold)

A pipsqueek in paradise

"This digits just for start... (Below threshold)

"This digits just for starts..Just wait til I get to My ring finger"

Ive never been so ashame... (Below threshold)

Ive never been so ashamed of My own State

The treasonous fruit of the... (Below threshold)

The treasonous fruit of the Acorn tree.

Hey! I didn't pay unemploym... (Below threshold)

Hey! I didn't pay unemployment taxes, I helped Air America cheat old people and crippled kids, and you complain about how I stole an election with dead people?! This makes me the perfect Democrat politician!

I WON, just like Obama.... (Below threshold)

I WON, just like Obama.

In an effort to demonstrate... (Below threshold)

In an effort to demonstrate that he is, in fact, smart enough to be a Senator, Al Franken counts all the way to one.

It's Showtime!... (Below threshold)

It's Showtime!

No, stupid, it's not "One M... (Below threshold)

No, stupid, it's not "One Man, One Vote." It's "One Clown, One Stolen Election," and don't you forget it!

What do you mean, "first Je... (Below threshold)

What do you mean, "first Jesse Ventura, now me"?

That's SENATOR Stewart Smal... (Below threshold)

That's SENATOR Stewart Smalley dammit!

I worked hard all my life to achieve that title and I DEMAND your respect!


"Starring Al Franken(as Him... (Below threshold)

"Starring Al Franken(as Himself)"

Proof that we're becoming j... (Below threshold)

Proof that we're becoming just another banana republic.

Franken: Oh, wait. Was the ... (Below threshold)

Franken: Oh, wait. Was the question 'What's my IQ?' or 'How many people really like me?'

Man: Would the answer change?

Franken: Uhhh........no...

You just watch Kevin! In f... (Below threshold)

You just watch Kevin! In five years I'll prove how stupid the people of Minnesota really are, and I'll be a U.S. Senator!

Hey... don't call me a croo... (Below threshold)

Hey... don't call me a crook. I am not a crook!!!

I can't even comment about ... (Below threshold)

I can't even comment about the embarrassment in Minn. We suffer the idiocy of two liberal senators in my state that get re-elected by a large margin. But, this should be a reminder that you can never stay home even if you have to hold your nose when voting.

"Who you calling a stupid, ... (Below threshold)

"Who you calling a stupid, finger pointing, liberal son of a bitch?"

Minnesota: Land of 1,000,00... (Below threshold)

Minnesota: Land of 1,000,000 idiots and one clown. No, two. Don't forget the one named Ventura.

"So what if the number of d... (Below threshold)

"So what if the number of deceased voters casting ballots was ten times my margin of victory? The only thing that really matters is: Live from New York it's Saturday Night!"

"I can assure you, you litt... (Below threshold)

"I can assure you, you little pipsqueek, that I will never get this tough on terrorism!"

Chevy: "Al, you ignorant sl... (Below threshold)

Chevy: "Al, you ignorant slut."

State Bird: The Loon... (Below threshold)

State Bird: The Loon
U.S. Senator: The Loon

"And gosh darn it people li... (Below threshold)

"And gosh darn it people like me so don't you believe those lying liars who vote otherwise."

There is no such thing as t... (Below threshold)

There is no such thing as the Congressional Clown Caucus. If there was, I would know about it!

No, for your information, I... (Below threshold)

No, for your information, I don't know how many secret service agents can fit in my clown car.

. . . and the funny part is... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:

. . . and the funny part is that Norm has to pay all my legal expenses! HAHAHHA!!

United States Senator Al Fr... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

United States Senator Al Franken. It would be funny as hell if it were not so depressing.

All I can be is the best Se... (Below threshold)

All I can be is the best Senator I can be!!!

♫ ...D... (Below threshold)

Don't you love farce?
My fault, I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want--
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns.
Don't bother, they're here

I'm going to keep an eye on... (Below threshold)

I'm going to keep an eye on you Mr. Conservative...just as soon as I find them.

Smell my finger!... (Below threshold)

Smell my finger!

They didnt laugh at My cont... (Below threshold)

They didnt laugh at My contemptuos jokes on SNL.

They did not listen to Air America.

G dammit, they'll respect Me when I pocket their childrens lunch money!! Ha ha ha ha ha

Since My fellow Minnesotans... (Below threshold)

Since My fellow Minnesotans chose to make everything such a big joke around here... I am going to pay for everything with monopoly money.

Franken in his first meetin... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Franken in his first meeting of democrat Senators "Where are the clowns - Never mind we're here"

Excuse me. Are you done wit... (Below threshold)
Patrick S:

Excuse me. Are you done with that bugger?

"'Cause I'm good enough... ... (Below threshold)

"'Cause I'm good enough... and smart enough... and gosh darnit! People like me..."

A return to Lake Wobegone</... (Below threshold)

A return to Lake Wobegone

I'll have you know that *TH... (Below threshold)

I'll have you know that *THIS* is the 'Al Franken decade' at last and nothing you can do is going to stop it!

I'm better than Biden, I'm ... (Below threshold)

I'm better than Biden, I'm smarter than Biden and damnit Obama loves me.

"See how thick my glasses a... (Below threshold)

"See how thick my glasses are?" ww

"I can beat ANY Republican ... (Below threshold)

"I can beat ANY Republican in this bar with
one hand tied behind my back!."

"ACORNS? I don't got no ACORNS! I don't NEED
no Acorns! I ain't gotta show you no stinkin'
Acorns!" Al "Bedoya" in Treasure of the Sierra

"Grab my zipper one more ti... (Below threshold)

"Grab my zipper one more time and I'll blast
you with Mace...right in your left eye. How
the hell did I know this was a gay bar?"

"I wanted ONE olive in my m... (Below threshold)

"I wanted ONE olive in my martini, PUTZ"

If I stand here just right,... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

If I stand here just right, I can focus the Sun's rays and set this guy's nose on fire. Watch!

Hey, buddy, I'm the reason ... (Below threshold)

Hey, buddy, I'm the reason the 35W bridge threw itself into the river. Can YOU shame inanimate structures into suicide? I thought not!

If I am able to steal this ... (Below threshold)

If I am able to steal this election, I'll subpoena your ass when I become chairman of the Senate Fools Committee.

Soros tops Caligula, who ha... (Below threshold)

Soros tops Caligula, who had needed ALL of a horse to make a senator.

"Doggone it, you like me, t... (Below threshold)

"Doggone it, you like me, too."

"Let this be lesson to you:... (Below threshold)

"Let this be lesson to you: Even if you're bad at both humor and politics, if you oil the squeakiest wheels under the rim, you'll make it."

After weeks of practice in ... (Below threshold)

After weeks of practice in front of a full-length mirror, Senate-elect Al Franken channels John Kerry and tries out his "Do You Know Who I Am" pose on an unsuspecting constituent.

With 99 unfunny losers alre... (Below threshold)

With 99 unfunny losers already, why the hell not?

"We're going to count every... (Below threshold)

"We're going to count every last vote, until i'm in the lead, and then we'll stop counting.

A fitting tribute to how fa... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

A fitting tribute to how far special people can go in our society.

Lake Wobegon daze... (Below threshold)

Lake Wobegon daze

Deep Thoughts -- by Jack Ha... (Below threshold)

Deep Thoughts -- by Jack Handey
"You can fool some of the people some of the time... and jerk the rest off."

(with apologies to Robin Williams)

Al Franken clearly demonstr... (Below threshold)

Al Franken clearly demonstrating why he's unfit to be a senator. Didn't his mom teach him that it's rude to point your finger at someone!

"I pity the fools and ghost... (Below threshold)

"I pity the fools and ghosts who voted for me."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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