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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. President Barack Obama (R) sits down for a beer with Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates (2nd L), Cambridge, Massachusetts, police Sergeant James Crowley (2nd R) and Vice President Joe Biden in the Rose Garden at the White House in Washington, July 30, 2009.

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Gates: "Whatchoo lookin' at... (Below threshold)

Gates: "Whatchoo lookin' at cracker."

Biden: "Oh, and when you le... (Below threshold)

Biden: "Oh, and when you leave, Officer Crowley will be performing your field sobriety test."

Crowley: (thinking) "Man, t... (Below threshold)

Crowley: (thinking) "Man, there's so much hot air here you could inflate the Albqueurque Balloon Festival."

Here we see two biggots, a ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Here we see two biggots, a cop, and a cluess clown.

Biden to Gates "So what the... (Below threshold)

Biden to Gates "So what the hell was up your ass..."

Obama - "Let me tell you th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "Let me tell you this joke, A black guy and a mexican were breaking into this house ...."

From left to right... (Below threshold)
retired military:

From left to right

Cluless, racist, a cop and dumbo

Joe Biden is seen here tell... (Below threshold)

Joe Biden is seen here telling Henry Gates that he can't go into any 7-11s or Dunkin Donut shops in Cambridge without an Indian accent.

The 4 stars of the new movi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The 4 stars of the new movie

"The 3 stooges get arrested" meet to discuss their lines.

Joe: "So really its just li... (Below threshold)

Joe: "So really its just like my spend our way outta bankruptcy plan, we need the increase ethnic slurs to decrease racial tensions... yea, that's the ticket."

Shoulda been 'to increase' ... (Below threshold)

Shoulda been 'to increase' no 'the increase'

Gates - This aint ole Engl... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Gates - This aint ole English 800.

Biden - So Mr Gates, why ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden - So Mr Gates, why didnt you just use your key?

Gates listening to Biden - ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Gates listening to Biden - "Can't this stupid cracker ever shut up"

Biden "A pilsner huh? I tho... (Below threshold)

Biden "A pilsner huh? I thought you guys always drank malt liquor..."

Biden - "So Obama, who ar... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden - "So Obama, who are these 2 guys again and why am I here?"

Biden to Gates: "When we're... (Below threshold)

Biden to Gates: "When we're all done here, will you teach me how to do the moonwalk?"

Gates: "Who the hell invite... (Below threshold)

Gates: "Who the hell invited Bob Uecker here?"

Biden: "No... I really actu... (Below threshold)

Biden: "No... I really actually don't have anything better to be doing right now."

Barack is enjoying a nice c... (Below threshold)

Barack is enjoying a nice chardonnay he had poured into his beer mug.

An awkward silence ensued a... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

An awkward silence ensued as everyone realized the over-sized novelty RESET button Obama gave to Gates actually said "RACIST".

Biden: "You are the second-... (Below threshold)

Biden: "You are the second-most clean articulate black man I've met".

It might be a teachable mom... (Below threshold)

It might be a teachable moment.

Except that the wrong guys are trying to do the teaching...

3 bigots, one scotch, 4 bee... (Below threshold)

3 bigots, one scotch, 4 beers..

Biden meets his intellectua... (Below threshold)

Biden meets his intellectual match in African-American Studies Professor Skip Gates.

Picture caption, (l-r): Put... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Picture caption, (l-r): Putz, Nutz, Gutz, Clutz

Just another re-run -- T... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Just another re-run -- Two and a half (white) men.

Two Gvt. guys-No coats, sle... (Below threshold)

Two Gvt. guys-No coats, sleeves rolled up-Ready to work for you!

Crowley: Mr. Gates, I hope ... (Below threshold)

Crowley: Mr. Gates, I hope that now you know where your house key is at...

Gates: At Harvard, we don't end sentences in prepositions.

Crowley. Ah. Mr. Gates, I hope that now you know where your house key is at...ASSHOLE.

Does anyone else notice the... (Below threshold)

Does anyone else notice the walmart table and plastic chairs? oh and why are they all white?

"Join me for a few mugs, I'... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Join me for a few mugs, I'll be sure to invite plugs"

"I spy with my little eye..... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"I spy with my little eye..."

(chanting to theme of Duck ... (Below threshold)

(chanting to theme of Duck duck goose)

White~ Black~ White~ Black...

Biden " You guys know how t... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Biden " You guys know how to play quarters..?"

Biden: I'm an affirmative ... (Below threshold)

Biden: I'm an affirmative action beer drinker. I'm just here to create racial balance.

Biden.. "Oh I got one...Thi... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Biden.. "Oh I got one...This cop goes up to a black guy...."

Is that the teleprompter in... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Is that the teleprompter in the bushes?

Gates decried the racist fu... (Below threshold)

Gates decried the racist furniture.

Gates "No, I most certainly... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Gates "No, I most certainly will NOT pull your finger."

"Like I said in my Harvard ... (Below threshold)

"Like I said in my Harvard application," started off Gates: 'Whitey sits in judgement'. Always 'The Man.'

"And this entire sick culture is rascist," Gates continued, after a sip. "Take men's fashion, for example. See how it has dictated that our shirts must be white?"

"Mine's blue," said Crowley, "and the President is black."

"And see, how whitey thinks nothing about interrupting a black man in America?" Gates went on in tempo.

Joe says: "So, what's it li... (Below threshold)

Joe says: "So, what's it like being a Negroid...?"

Joe: "C'mon say, 'I'M BR... (Below threshold)

Joe: "C'mon say, 'I'M BRIAN FELLOW,' just one more time."

Biden to Gates: "Don't ya g... (Below threshold)

Biden to Gates: "Don't ya get the irony? See, it's called the White House. Get it?"

Joe: "...and then I sez to ... (Below threshold)

Joe: "...and then I sez to Martin Luther King, Jr., what you really need to try is a peaceful approach..."

Gates: "Seriously Joe... I ... (Below threshold)

Gates: "Seriously Joe... I really can't help you with your MicroSoft products."

Biden "So Sarge, I bet you ... (Below threshold)

Biden "So Sarge, I bet you wish you had a nickel for every "two black guys kickin' in a door" call you have been on huh?"

The President and VP both o... (Below threshold)

The President and VP both on duty drinking, what's wrong with this picture??

"What cha talkin' about Wil... (Below threshold)

"What cha talkin' about Willis?"

Biden: I wish they had invi... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Biden: I wish they had invited that chick that called 911. This would have had some class then.

Airfare to DC - $350... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Airfare to DC - $350
A round of beers - $22
Getting lectured on race from on-high - Priceless

2 blacks, 1 hack, and and n... (Below threshold)
retired military:

2 blacks, 1 hack, and and no slack

Biden here for reverse affi... (Below threshold)

Biden here for reverse affirmative action beer fest

So this is your teachable m... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

So this is your teachable moment. After Gates and Obama said some incredibly stupid things and Crowley was just doing his job, Joe Biden lectures them about being careful what you say in front of microphones.

Those who refuse to learn f... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Those who refuse to learn from history ... do photo-ops at the White House.

Two racists, a white guy an... (Below threshold)

Two racists, a white guy and slo Joe sitting under the tree ...

Biden to Gates: "I'm going ... (Below threshold)

Biden to Gates: "I'm going up to Cambridge next month. What places have the best fried chicken?"

Biden to the rest: I have t... (Below threshold)

Biden to the rest: I have the perfect solution to avoid this situation in the future. From now on, when Sgt. Crowley responds to a possible B&E call, if there's a black man already inside the residence, the Sgt. will just turn...and walk away.

Gates: Yeah! Um wait, no, I mean, uh, What?

Obama: Uh, Joe, you're acting stupidly again.

Crowley thought bubble: I just came for the free beer, but I'm not sure it was worth it!

Biden: So why are you peopl... (Below threshold)

Biden: So why are you people so upset about the death of Michael Jackson?

Just the good ol' boys, <br... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Just the good ol' boys,
Always causin' alarm,
Beats all you've ever saw, been attackin' the law since the day they was born.

Testin' the nerve,
Government shills.
Someday almighty God might get 'em, but the law never will.

Baitin' their race,
Just the way they know how,
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.

Just good ol' boys,
Wouldn't change if they could,
Usin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.

Nothing says "condescending... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Nothing says "condescending" to a redneck hick cop like beer.

Stup-tober-fest 2009... (Below threshold)

Stup-tober-fest 2009

"Where the white women at?"... (Below threshold)

"Where the white women at?"

Biden: I've always enjoyed ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Biden: I've always enjoyed beer with a good pig.

Biden (to Gates): Why, you'... (Below threshold)
Jeff Medcalf:

Biden (to Gates): Why, you're clean and articulate, too. How about that?

Biden and Gates fought over... (Below threshold)

Biden and Gates fought over who was to be the Mad Hatter, while Sgt. Crowley knew that he was Alice at this particular tea party!

One of these is not like th... (Below threshold)

One of these is not like the others..
One of these just doesn't belong...

Biden: "Would you guys like... (Below threshold)

Biden: "Would you guys like to hear me sing 'The Villages'?"

#44 - "Ground rules are (1)... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

#44 - "Ground rules are (1) no racial slurs, (2) no slurs involving anybody's mama, (3) ok, just plain no slurs of any kind and (4) Biden, zip it ... not one peep."

Obama: "Well that's Clea... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Well that's Clear... and uh, this meeting is cool... and uh...crisp?"
Biden: "You're reading your beer bottle instead of the teleprompter again, Sir."

Biden's drinking a non-alco... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Biden's drinking a non-alcoholic brew .... you mean he's sober when he makes all those gaffes?

They always joke about Bide... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

They always joke about Biden's hair plugs. What hair plugs?

Biden "Hey boss, What no mi... (Below threshold)

Biden "Hey boss, What no microphones? Get me a microphone and get the press over here closer and I can get this whole thing cleared up pronto."

Biden: "Where's the ping p... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Biden: "Where's the ping pong ball?"

"No, no. No racists here. ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"No, no. No racists here. Just a bunch of male chauvinist pigs." wrote Maureen Dowd in her latest column.

Just like in Chicago, three... (Below threshold)

Just like in Chicago, three guys watch one guy who works.

Biden to Gates, "My Momma j... (Below threshold)

Biden to Gates, "My Momma just loves to spend a lot of time on her porch too, just rockin' and talkin'..."

The Great Carnac knows all:... (Below threshold)

The Great Carnac knows all:

The answer... Vice President Biden, Professor Gates, President Obama, Officer Crowley.

The envelop please...

Name a joe, a bro, a schmo and a hero.

Biden: "Did you guys know t... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Biden: "Did you guys know that alcohol consumption in the US has gone up 15% since Barack took office?"

Obama: "I arranged he seat... (Below threshold)

Obama: "I arranged he seating this way gentlemen because it is the only way I am going to get on the right side of this (or any) issue"

Biden: "Boy I sure am glad... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Biden: "Boy I sure am glad Frankin was able to sue his way into the Senate after he lost the election and the recount. With me gone, there was no clear top candidate for head clown."

Office Crowley and the Thre... (Below threshold)

Office Crowley and the Three Stooges....

Obama: "Oh, crap, I left my... (Below threshold)
Sean P:

Obama: "Oh, crap, I left my keys inside the house. Anyone wanna help me get in?"

Biden - "So I was watching ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden - "So I was watching TV the other night and the movie didnt make any sense. didnt . They said white men cant jump and the white guy in the movie did jumped just as high as the black guys."

Gates: "Why isn't the Presi... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Gates: "Why isn't the President speaking?"
Biden: "No teleprompter. The last time he spoke without a teleprompter, he ended up having to drink beer with a racist."
Gates: "How did the President know that Crowley likes beer?"
Biden: "Who said anything about Crowley?"

Joe Biden shares his own st... (Below threshold)

Joe Biden shares his own story about the time when police confused him with a burglar while he was dodging sniper fire in Bosnia.

Sometimes you want to go </... (Below threshold)

Sometimes you want to go

Where everybody knows your a racist,
and they're always mad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our President's aren't all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your racist.

I broke into my house once ... (Below threshold)
Circus Freaks Ltd.:

I broke into my house once back in Scranton, but I used the backdoor, not that anyone would have called the cops if I had used the front door. They would have probably thought, "That crazy Joe was probably out drinking with the boys from the lodge and forgot his keys again." Wow, bet those folks would have never thought I'd be sitting here today in the Rose Garden drinking an ice cold Rolling Rock. Do you like Rolling Rock? Anyway, I just thought that if I had to break anything it would be better to break something in the back of the house, you know? It would be less of an eye-sore to the neighbors. Scranton didn't need another eye-sore, you know what I mean? Well, I did make a mess of things - tore a hole in the screen door and ripped some of the molding off the door frame and then I tore my britches on an exposed nail. Can you imagine that? So, you have some Irish blood in you. Ah, the Emerald Isle. Do you celebrate St. Patrick's Day? I was once Grand Marshall at the ....

Crowley: "So Biden and Obam... (Below threshold)

Crowley: "So Biden and Obama represent the best product the American education system can produce? Gates... you professors have taught stupidly."

Crewsin' for a brewsin'.</p... (Below threshold)

Crewsin' for a brewsin'.

Sgt. Crowley is very unhapp... (Below threshold)

Sgt. Crowley is very unhappy about being the only guy served ice tea.

Biden: "You know, I used to... (Below threshold)

Biden: "You know, I used to be a Negro."

Gates: "Shut up, cracker."

Cop (thought balloon): "I must be in the Twilight Zone."

Obamarama (thought balloon): "I feel pretty, oh so pretty...."

Sgt. Crowley is very carefu... (Below threshold)

Sgt. Crowley is very careful not to risk intoxication in the event of any extracurricular activities.

'I beg your pardon' in the ... (Below threshold)

'I beg your pardon' in the Rose Garden.

The air was thick with tens... (Below threshold)

The air was thick with tension as no one dared to start the unspoken topic of contention,
Less Filling vs. Tastes Great

Biden: "Hey, to break the ... (Below threshold)

Biden: "Hey, to break the ice, tell us a honky joke and I'll tell you a coon joke."

Crowley: "You men realize t... (Below threshold)

Crowley: "You men realize that if I suspect any of you to be over the legal blood alcohol limit, I'm going to have to give you a sobriety test."
Obama: "Aw, lighten up, man."

There once was a Harvard Pr... (Below threshold)

There once was a Harvard Professor,
Who, when challenged, became the aggressor,
After beers with Obama,
And "Porch Talk" with Mama,
Still refused to become the confessor.

Then the summit went horrib... (Below threshold)
Alan Orfi:

Then the summit went horribly awry as Officer Crowley attempted to swat the "fly" off Professor Gates' face.

Obama: "I don't know about ... (Below threshold)

Obama: "I don't know about you....but that was
the BEST lap dance I ever had."

Professor, we're all misund... (Below threshold)

Professor, we're all misunderstood at some level... people hate me because I am an idiot, not because I plagiarized a speech, people hate Barry because he's a communist, not because of his skin color. Can't we all just agree everyone dislikes you because you're a pompous ass?
Umm, actually Joe, I hate these other two because I could be doing something other than being used for a photo-op. You, you're right, you're an f-ing idiot

Gates: "Ok so Crowley and I... (Below threshold)

Gates: "Ok so Crowley and I agree on one thing. You're an idiot, Joe!"

Obama to Gates: Hey where i... (Below threshold)

Obama to Gates: Hey where is the watermelon

Biden: I mean come on...at ... (Below threshold)

Biden: I mean come on...at least he did not beat your ass like Rodney King...

The professor lectures on t... (Below threshold)

The professor lectures on the Gates Theory of Pain.

(Biden thought bubble): We... (Below threshold)

(Biden thought bubble): Well, the cop's clean, articulate, and nice-looking, but he's not black. The other guy's clean, kinda articulate, and black, but he's not good-looking. Nope, only my Boss has the whole package.

(Of course, the phrase "Biden thought bubble" means "Biden speaking aloud without realizing it")

Biden's brilliant contribut... (Below threshold)

Biden's brilliant contribution to the dialogue: "Isn't it funny that they used to call cop cars 'Black and Whites'?

Gates: "Great Taste!"... (Below threshold)
Princess Bernie:

Gates: "Great Taste!"
Biden: "Less Filling!"
Crowley: "Oh, crap, here we go again!"

Biden to Gates: "So, you're... (Below threshold)

Biden to Gates: "So, you're the only one here that doesn't have a white mother".

So, Mr. Gates, Windows 7 is... (Below threshold)

So, Mr. Gates, Windows 7 is looking nice, I hear.

Biden: "So are you the Mr. ... (Below threshold)

Biden: "So are you the Mr. Crowley Ozzy wrote that song about?"

Gates: "Did you just call ... (Below threshold)

Gates: "Did you just call me a jerk?"

Biden: "No. I said we should stand in a circle and..."

...if looks could kill...<b... (Below threshold)

...if looks could kill...

Sheriff Joe you tell me 'to... (Below threshold)

Sheriff Joe you tell me 'to keep my hands in view at all times' once more, I'm gonna kick your white honky ass!

"No, Mr. Biden, I don't und... (Below threshold)

"No, Mr. Biden, I don't understand what you mean about this resembling 'that great Dogs playing poker' painting."

The feel-good hit of the su... (Below threshold)

The feel-good hit of the summer: "One Man and Three Babies"

Yeah, Joe, we won't wear co... (Below threshold)

Yeah, Joe, we won't wear coats, and we'll roll-up our sleeves like we're working really hard. You know, like it's hard work, and we're, like, working hard.

So... anybody bring a deck ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

So... anybody bring a deck of race cards?

Photographer: "We got shir... (Below threshold)

Photographer: "We got shirt, table, chairs, and the back of Biden's head. Is that enough white to cover your racism, sirs, or must we move the white rose bushes?

Biden to Gates: C'mon. Say ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Biden to Gates: C'mon. Say "I'm coming Weezie!" one more time. You kill me!

Crowley: "On second thought... (Below threshold)

Crowley: "On second thought, I must change my mind. Could someone please bring me an Argentinian Malbec? Thanks so much."

The Messiah - now let's hav... (Below threshold)

The Messiah - now let's have those credit card numbers so you can be charged for this beer.

So I guess you have never h... (Below threshold)

So I guess you have never heard of Sam Adams?

Gates: I shouldn't have cal... (Below threshold)

Gates: I shouldn't have called him a racist, but damn, he got my Irish up!

Do something stupid again, ... (Below threshold)
James H:

Do something stupid again, and you'll have beer ALONE with Joe Biden.

(meta-caption)Joe ta... (Below threshold)

Joe takes the proverbial comedic bullet for Barack.

Professor Gates: So, can we... (Below threshold)

Professor Gates: So, can we at least agree the sheets in the Lincoln Bedroom should not be white?
President Obama: Jim I inherited those when I took office!

VP Biden: Ok, I'm the "fix-... (Below threshold)

VP Biden: Ok, I'm the "fix-it-up chappie" named Sylvester McMonkey McBean, and you guys are the Star-Belly and Plain-Belly Sneetches !

President Obama: Did you gu... (Below threshold)

President Obama: Did you guys know there weren't 57 states?

Professor Gates: Jim I have... (Below threshold)

Professor Gates: Jim I have to admit, you had me at Hello!

"Mr. Crowley...Wont You ... (Below threshold)

"Mr. Crowley...Wont You ride My White Horse."

Obama: "You wouldn't arrest... (Below threshold)

Obama: "You wouldn't arrest me for breaking into the Whitehouse would you?"
Crowley: "No.... I'd call the INS."

Oh' Henry to Biden, "Dont T... (Below threshold)

Oh' Henry to Biden, "Dont Tase Me Bro"

Obama: Watch me turn this i... (Below threshold)
Brent T:

Obama: Watch me turn this into wine.

If acting stupidly was a ba... (Below threshold)

If acting stupidly was a bad thing I never would have become VP.

Sorry we had to meet out he... (Below threshold)

Sorry we had to meet out here guys. Michelle doesn't like white guys hanging around the house.

Joe Biden (while playing hi... (Below threshold)

Joe Biden (while playing his air piano): OK! All together now!

"Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?..."

Gates to Biden: Wheres My M... (Below threshold)

Gates to Biden: Wheres My MadDog fool?

"Oh, and now if you would j... (Below threshold)

"Oh, and now if you would just hand me your credit card, Officer Crowley, we'll let you pay for this round."

A facist, a racist, a hero,... (Below threshold)

A facist, a racist, a hero, and a zero

Gates: "Joe, you're a moron... (Below threshold)

Gates: "Joe, you're a moron. How 'bout you shut the fuck up for once?"

All three to Biden: "I don... (Below threshold)

All three to Biden: "I don't think I woulda told that, brother!".

Biden: "I'm telling you, S... (Below threshold)

Biden: "I'm telling you, Skippy, we can take these two."

And Crowley's Mother Fails ... (Below threshold)

And Crowley's Mother Fails To Show, AGAIN

0bama talking, "you see, as... (Below threshold)

0bama talking, "you see, as long as you got a crazy kook around you people don't call you one. Gates, you need a Biden."

These chairs are design too... (Below threshold)
Hear This:

These chairs are design too small so you will not not want to stay long enough for a refill at my beer fest...and yes you will have to pay for the beer.

dumb, dumber, dumberest, an... (Below threshold)

dumb, dumber, dumberest, and Biden.

A Cop,Skip,and a Chump........ (Below threshold)

A Cop,Skip,and a Chump......and oh, that's just Joe.
(I stole the caption, but it's funny as hell)

Its just a ^ ... (Below threshold)

Its just a

^ Cop, Skip, and a Chump.....and oh, that's just Joe.


Sgt. Crowley idly wonders w... (Below threshold)

Sgt. Crowley idly wonders what he ever did to deserve having to sit at a table with these three buffoons.

"Show me your belly-button ... (Below threshold)

"Show me your belly-button - no seriously."

Sgt. Crowley worries that i... (Below threshold)

Sgt. Crowley worries that if has to do a group photo with these morons, he's never gonna hear the end of it from the guys on the force.

Obama: "I invited Rev. Wrig... (Below threshold)

Obama: "I invited Rev. Wright to help heal the racial wounds brought on by this incident, but he said he didn't want to be seen drinking beer with two white men".

President Obama "present" a... (Below threshold)

President Obama "present" at the Beer Summit.

Gentlemen:That will ... (Below threshold)

That will be $14.95. Will you be needing separate checks? You may pay at the register on your way out.

Dirty Dog beers up on meeti... (Below threshold)
Brian Richard Allen:

Dirty Dog beers up on meeting Big Ears, Noddy and Mr Plod.

Brian Richard Allen
Lost Angeles - Califarniecated 90028
And the Far Abroad

A facist, a racist, a hero,... (Below threshold)
Brian Richard Allen:

A facist, a racist, a hero, and a zero

In his post #139, Mycrof talks of a facist, a racist, a hero and a zero.

Close -- but no Christmas box.

How's about three facist, racist, zeros -- and a hero?

B A: L A - CA -- and the Far Away

Gates: I've done a lot of w... (Below threshold)

Gates: I've done a lot of work on PBS--
Biden: --and I'm sure the women of this country will be delighted when you cure it.

Phonyism 101... (Below threshold)

Phonyism 101

The Dumb it Summit</... (Below threshold)

The Dumb it Summit

Four bad heads around four ... (Below threshold)

Four bad heads around four good ones.

Dumber, Dumberer, Dumberest... (Below threshold)

Dumber, Dumberer, Dumberest, Dumb-arrester.

(in no particular, 'cept for the last)

Everything you always wante... (Below threshold)

Everything you always wanted in a beer. And less.

Obama thought bubble: "Mayb... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

Obama thought bubble: "Maybe if I accuse Crowley of acting stupidly again nobody will notice how stupid I was for picking Joe Biden."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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