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Democratic representatives ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Democratic representatives had to be taken out of a town hall meeting after fainting from seeing their own tactics used against them.

Weekend at Kim Jong-Il's... (Below threshold)

Weekend at Kim Jong-Il's

The Obamacare amubulance se... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The Obamacare amubulance service shows some of the innovative ways in which to cut medical costs.

"That'll teach ya ta have a... (Below threshold)

"That'll teach ya ta have a beer with Barry."

Canadian health care offici... (Below threshold)

Canadian health care officials proudly demonstrate use of their new high speed ambulance.

Biden back from another ben... (Below threshold)

Biden back from another bender.

Lawyers for the deceased's ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Lawyers for the deceased's family later stated that hotel employees opened their employer to their lawsuit by not due exercising and not transporting the drunk and passed out Oompah Loompah in the safer face-down position on their luggage cart.

Another citizen that critic... (Below threshold)

Another citizen that criticized the President is taken away for some "ObamaCare"...

"This one got the full fron... (Below threshold)

"This one got the full frontal view"
"Toldya we shouldn't have Helen Thomas jump outta Obama's surprise birthday cake."

That's one shitty ... (Below threshold)
That's one shitty picture for the Caption Contest!
There will still be over a hundred captions... Kevin could put up a picture of a doorknob and get over a hundred captions.
With ObamaCare, you can hav... (Below threshold)

With ObamaCare, you can have priority access to the express checkout service.

Government strongmen enforc... (Below threshold)

Government strongmen enforce Obamacare's ban on chocolate with tragic results...

Law enforcement officers re... (Below threshold)

Law enforcement officers remove a rabid right wing extremist who was incited by Republicans to disrupt a thoughtful town hall discussion about the future of hair coloring in America.

Yeah! That's right! This is... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yeah! That's right! This is what happens to a Oompah Loompah in America!

Stimulus Green is people</p... (Below threshold)

Stimulus Green is people

Looks like Chip Gates locke... (Below threshold)

Looks like Chip Gates locked himself out of the house again.

The goon from the union tol... (Below threshold)

The goon from the union told the citizen from the carrot growers association where he could stick his idea's, so he did, with tragic results.

So where are we taking the ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

So where are we taking the midg... er... a... dwar... I mean er... person of diminutive stature?

That's an "Opa" Loompa...</... (Below threshold)

That's an "Opa" Loompa...

Wee care!... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Wee care!

Encouraged by news of addit... (Below threshold)

Encouraged by news of additional funding for the Cash for Clunkers program, customers are seen here rushing their vehicle to a new car dealership.

Nancy Pelosi claims town ha... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Nancy Pelosi claims town hall protesters are really Oompah Loompahs, has proof.

Hadn't they already buried ... (Below threshold)

Hadn't they already buried Michael Jackson?

With Sotomayor as a Supreme... (Below threshold)

With Sotomayor as a Supreme Court Justice, there is no telling what will become an opressed minority!

Yes, We Can... rebuild him.... (Below threshold)

Yes, We Can... rebuild him... He will vote again.

Quick! Read him his Miranda... (Below threshold)

Quick! Read him his Miranda Rights!

American Idol has found a r... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

American Idol has found a replacement for Paula Abdul.

Rodney Dill predicted this ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Rodney Dill predicted this picture would bring more than 100 entries, but Kevin was floored when he had to review over 1,000.

A 2004 Photo has been found... (Below threshold)

A 2004 Photo has been found...

John Kerry's post election party ended with Senator Kerry found drunk and sleeping in the lobby - hotel staff promptly brought him back to his room. No word on who put the wig on the politician.

Man, it's gonna take for... (Below threshold)

Man, it's gonna take forever to get Jackson's house cleaned out.

Carrot man: No, you don't u... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Carrot man: No, you don't understand. I can't be a stalker. Those are the celery people!

Aftermath of the Oompa Loom... (Below threshold)

Aftermath of the Oompa Loompa Summit

An Obamacare spokesman is t... (Below threshold)

An Obamacare spokesman is taken out of a town hall meeting. ww

Wee folk were devastated wh... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Wee folk were devastated when Judge Sotomayor argued the outrageous position that Leprechauns are simply "white men who wear green."

Sorry, but the doctor is av... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Sorry, but the doctor is available only for those who have the Golden Ticket ... take him away, boys.

Barack O'Wonka was just a l... (Below threshold)

Barack O'Wonka was just a little to hard on one of his Oompa Loompas...

I would hope that a wise Oo... (Below threshold)

I would hope that a wise Oompa Loompa woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white kid who hasn't lived that life

Republican operatives deliv... (Below threshold)
jim m:

Republican operatives deliver another 'astroturf' protester to a health care town hall meeting

The aftermath of Lindsay Lo... (Below threshold)

The aftermath of Lindsay Lohan winning a Gold Ticket to the chocolate factory was not without its victims...

Another example of ObamaCar... (Below threshold)

Another example of ObamaCare gone wrong.

After Obama demanded that p... (Below threshold)

After Obama demanded that people who voted for him should attend health care town meetings, the city of Philadelphia was forced to deliver a number of corpses to the Pennsylvania ones.

The next obvious expansion ... (Below threshold)

The next obvious expansion of government stimulus programs was the Cash for Punkers program

...and then they came for t... (Below threshold)

...and then they came for the Oompa-Loompas...but I didn't speak up...because I wasn't an Oompa-Loompa. And then they came for me...because there was nobody left.

Obamacare: Obama lied--Oom... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Obamacare: Obama lied--Oompa Loompas died.

The dumbwaiter of shame.</p... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The dumbwaiter of shame.

Despite government assuranc... (Below threshold)

Despite government assurances, once Oompah Loompa reassignment surgery became covered under Obamacare, requests skyrocketed. The Waldorf Astoria had to be converted to a clinic using eminent domain.

When Veruca Salt overheard ... (Below threshold)

When Veruca Salt overheard one of the Oompa Loompas say that Violet Beauregarde would not have gotten the same prompt medical attention under Obamacare, she immediately reported him to [email protected]

Looks like Clinton has lost... (Below threshold)

Looks like Clinton has lost his taste for fat chicks.

SEIU members hauling out <i... (Below threshold)

SEIU members hauling out violent rogue protesters at a local town hall meeting.

General, Senator Boxer warn... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

General, Senator Boxer warned you not to call her ma'am. You knew that she is friends with the wicked witch of the west Nancy Pelosi.

With Michael Jackson gone, ... (Below threshold)

With Michael Jackson gone, there are fewer and fewer calls to room service for "about waist high, in a jumper, I'll pay extra for song and dance skills" at the Hollywood Hilton

Backing up Obama's claim in... (Below threshold)

Backing up Obama's claim in Philadelphia: "If they bring retired people to the fight, we bring an Oompah Loompa."

OK...I've officially gone overboard...sorry.

DNC operatives are caught o... (Below threshold)

DNC operatives are caught on closed circuit TV escorting an undecided audience member into the latest Health Care Townhall meeting.

Having been told he was act... (Below threshold)

Having been told he was acting like Veruca Salt, Obama promptly yelled "I want one NOW!" Prompting White House staff to search for his very own Oompah Loompah.

Stevie Wonder volunteered t... (Below threshold)

Stevie Wonder volunteered to help get the oompah out.

Obama supporter is overcome... (Below threshold)

Obama supporter is overcome by "Skittle" vapors from a nearby Unicorn at a Obama healthcare rally. Sadly, under the Obama plan, this is all the care he/she qualified for.

Another ObamaCare patient i... (Below threshold)

Another ObamaCare patient is quickly, quietly, and efficiently sent to his final reward.

Secret Service agents quiet... (Below threshold)

Secret Service agents quietly take away the creator of the Obama/Joker Socialist poster.

Barak Obama's straw man is ... (Below threshold)

Barak Obama's straw man is finally found.

As a town-hall meeting beco... (Below threshold)

As a town-hall meeting becomes heated, SEIU operatives implement Pres. Obama's latest strategy to "send in the clowns".

"I'm an orange man in Ameri... (Below threshold)

"I'm an orange man in America!"

Unfortunately, Harry Reid c... (Below threshold)

Unfortunately, Harry Reid caught a glimpse of Nancy Pelosi's real face.

Another example of ObamaCar... (Below threshold)

Another example of ObamaCare gone right.

Joe the Oompa Loompa learne... (Below threshold)

Joe the Oompa Loompa learned the hard way that when you get sick under Obamacare, the trip to the hospital is just the start of the descent into hell.

Based on initial test resul... (Below threshold)

Based on initial test results, Mr. Wonka decided to cancel production of his new Everlasting Jägermeister candy.

I see Pelosi's off to the n... (Below threshold)

I see Pelosi's off to the next Botox treatment to loosen her up.

Man, it used to be just dea... (Below threshold)

Man, it used to be just dead hookers and the occasional donkey...

Wingnut #1: "That oompa-loo... (Below threshold)

Wingnut #1: "That oompa-loompa is dead."

Wingnut #2: "Why?"

Wingnut #1: "Because Barack Obama was born in Kenya. And also, socialism."

Oompa loompa doompa dee do<... (Below threshold)

Oompa loompa doompa dee do
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompa da dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
What do you get when you're falling-down drunk
Carted away like some tourist's trunk
Bellhops don't need to be given more work
From some orange midget jerk
I hope they got a great tip
Oompa loompa doompa dee dar
If you stay sober your will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompa dee do

Yes, Governor Crist, we're ... (Below threshold)
Brandon In Baton Rouge:

Yes, Governor Crist, we're bringing your long-lost illegitimate son up to the room now.

After a hard week in the he... (Below threshold)

After a hard week in the healthcare reform battle trenches, Rahm needs to blow off a little steam, sometimes it gets a little out of hand...

Fruit on the BottomA... (Below threshold)

Fruit on the Bottom
Artificial Coloring

Service Union International... (Below threshold)

Service Union International members are rolling in the presidents advisor on health care.

Oompa Loompa's Gone Wild!</... (Below threshold)

Oompa Loompa's Gone Wild!

Spring break in Loompaland.

Al Franken celebrates his Senate victory.

SEIU Goons wheel John Kerry... (Below threshold)
Andy Jackson:

SEIU Goons wheel John Kerry's "mini-me" out of the town hall meeting after he was knocked unconscious by a copy of the 1,000 page health care bill tossed by the angry mob.

This is a racist image. It ... (Below threshold)
Hussein We Won:

This is a racist image. It demeans green haired orange skinned midgets.

Although their guest was a ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Although their guest was a good tipper, the hotel staff secretly wished that Mr. Wonka's luggage had been lost at the airport.

One bellman to the other: "... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

One bellman to the other: "I don't care if he gave me a gold ticket as a tip, I'm not handling Wonka's luggage again!"

MEXICO CITY--(AP) Mexican a... (Below threshold)

MEXICO CITY--(AP) Mexican authorities say that an Oompa Loompa that was found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers. It is reported that the female robbers posed as prostitutes to approach their victims.

" The National Healthcare ... (Below threshold)
Dennis D:

" The National Healthcare Service cut our budget for a New Ambulance this year so we must borrow this Bell Cart".

He was told to take the ... (Below threshold)

He was told to take the blue pill.
He did take the blue pill.

Senator Al Franken ran into... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Senator Al Franken ran into unexpected trouble at a MN town hall.

Going green meets Obamacare... (Below threshold)

Going green meets Obamacare.

Bozo Mortis... (Below threshold)

Bozo Mortis

Kevin is wheeled out by Rod... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

Kevin is wheeled out by Rodney Dill and Maggie Mama.

Today at a Democratic Fresh... (Below threshold)

Today at a Democratic Freshman Welcoming Gala, Al Franken was wheeled out of the event like a giant sack of organic cow sh!#, the victim of an apparent 'friendly hazing' incident. I was reported that Al Gore suprised a seated Mr. Franken and ripped a'greenhouse gas buster' smack into his face. After 10 minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Mr. Gore reportedly exlaimed: 'WOO WEE! WONDER HOW MANY CARBON CREDITS THAT ONES GONNA COST!!'

Michelle had underestimated... (Below threshold)

Michelle had underestimated just how freaky a birthday clown would be to Barack up close. Unfortunately, the clown had underestimated the Secret Service Agent's reaction to Barack freaking out.

Bring out your dead...<br /... (Below threshold)

Bring out your dead...
Bring out your dead...
Bring out your dead...

"This Ozombie is fried. He ... (Below threshold)

"This Ozombie is fried. He was right in the middle of the ...Obam-ho-tep... chant and he burned out."
"Thas OK... Plenty more where he came from."

Obama's End-Of-Life Center ... (Below threshold)

Obama's End-Of-Life Center is symbolically floored with black hour glasses. Time's up!

"The Fontainebleau also off... (Below threshold)

"The Fontainebleau also offers its guests fine funerary services should need arise."


**The bowtie floor is a Fontainebleau landmark.

Only in a California! Would... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Only in a California! Would you believe that even Jeffrey Dahmer can get room service in LA?

He used to be a blond but t... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

He used to be a blond but they put too much chlorine in the pool again.

SIEU thugs are wheeling the... (Below threshold)

SIEU thugs are wheeling the Health Reform bill out the back way to prevent any citizens from seeing it.

" TRANSPORTING LUNACY " THE... (Below threshold)


Another of the healthcare "... (Below threshold)

Another of the healthcare "mobsters" being
led out a town hall session by "volunteer"

Stevie Wonder takes his new... (Below threshold)

Stevie Wonder takes his new prototype Seeing-Eye Oompa-Loompa for a spin.

The Americans that Obamacar... (Below threshold)

The Americans that Obamacare will benefit.

Real healthcare benefits fo... (Below threshold)

Real healthcare benefits for real people.

Kwame Kilpatrick still tryi... (Below threshold)

Kwame Kilpatrick still trying to hide evidence.

"Hell, I didn't know Sotama... (Below threshold)

"Hell, I didn't know Sotamayor was gonna dress up Biden and use him as a pinata either."

The hotel thought they'd sa... (Below threshold)

The hotel thought they'd save money and just take him to a vet.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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