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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Flugpig Ordo Teutonicus team perform during the Red Bull Flugtag Russia 2009 on the outskirts of Moscow, August 9, 2009. Enthusiasts competed to fly the longest distance in self-made aircrafts in an attempt to win the Flugtag contest. Picture taken August 9, 2009. REUTERS/Sergei Karpukhin (RUSSIA SOCIETY ENTERTAINMENT TRANSPORT)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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When Barney Franks fly.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

When Barney Franks fly.

Obama is dismayed when his ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama is dismayed when his health care plan flies no better when cloaked in religion.

ugh, correction please:... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

ugh, correction please:

Obama is dismayed when his health care plan flies no better cloaked in religion.

Obama "My health c... (Below threshold)
retired military:


"My health care plan will cover illegal aliens the day pigs fly and people wear garbage bags as parachutes"

Looks like swine flu is on ... (Below threshold)

Looks like swine flu is on the rise.

DC is really all wee weed u... (Below threshold)

DC is really all wee weed up if I'm seeing pigs fly!

After their leap of faith t... (Below threshold)

After their leap of faith the Hopenchange faithful realized the fatal flaw in their plan, the flying porkulus pig couldn't carry them.

Even the Blue Dog Democrats... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Even the Blue Dog Democrats know this pig can't fly.

Obama "And Congress will pa... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "And Congress will pass a health care bill even if they have to jump on flying pigs to do it"

The precision acrobatics te... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

The precision acrobatics team, Road Hogs, performed a mime titled "Cash for Clunkers" on the outkirts on Washington, DC last Tuesday.

Obama "and contrary to what... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "and contrary to what FOX news says my poll numbers are not the fastest dropping things in Washington."

Looks like Jeff and I have ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Looks like Jeff and I have the same problem this morning. Correction:

The precision acrobatics team, Road Hogs, performed a mime titled "Cash for Clunkers" on the outskirts on Washington, DC last Tuesday.

The Democrat offensive: Por... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The Democrat offensive: Porkulous Attack!

I see the Secretary of Stat... (Below threshold)

I see the Secretary of State is back in Washington.

No one is quite sure how, b... (Below threshold)

No one is quite sure how, but it's supposed to stimulate the economy.

Obama drops in one if his c... (Below threshold)

Obama drops in one if his crack OfA teams to straighten out another town hall gone bad.

Blue Dog Democrats bailed o... (Below threshold)

Blue Dog Democrats bailed out on ObamaCare even as The One continued to apply fresh lipstick.

Uh, let's try that again:</... (Below threshold)

Uh, let's try that again:

Obama drops in one of his crack OfA teams to straighten out another town hall gone back.

The administration soon lea... (Below threshold)

The administration soon learned the perils of treating the treasury like it's personal piggy bank.

Obama's budget: it's the ot... (Below threshold)

Obama's budget: it's the other white meat.

Congressman John Murtha vow... (Below threshold)

Congressman John Murtha vowed to ride the pork all the way down.

Seniors are not too thrille... (Below threshold)

Seniors are not too thrilled with some of the new ObamaCare treatments, but he good news is that they were able to get their end of life consultation at no charge.

America prays for Deliveran... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

America prays for Deliverance as Barney Frank screams "Squeal like a pig boy!"

"...you can put dipsticks o... (Below threshold)

"...you can put dipsticks on a pig."

The only thing going down f... (Below threshold)

The only thing going down faster was Obama's popularity.

Canadian healthcare officia... (Below threshold)

Canadian healthcare officials acknowledge that some problems still exist in their newest "flight for life" equipment.

Obamacare: EJECT! EJECT! EJ... (Below threshold)


Stupid English Flying Pig D... (Below threshold)

Stupid English Flying Pig Dogfight

...a wise Latina would've m... (Below threshold)

...a wise Latina would've made a better choice

Rahm: "We absolutely will p... (Below threshold)

Rahm: "We absolutely will pass a universal health care plan this year."

In other news, the temperat... (Below threshold)

In other news, the temperature of Hell, MI is expected to reach a high of 77 degrees Fahrenheit today.

After watching the successf... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

After watching the successful flight of Socialism in Russia, Obama decides to try it here.

"Talk to me Goose...."... (Below threshold)

"Talk to me Goose...."

The promotion for the new S... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The promotion for the new Swine Flu vaccine went terribly wrong on Thursday.

After the 'Pork-O-Death' ma... (Below threshold)

After the 'Pork-O-Death' machine was initiated for dishonest politicians, the Healthcare townhalls became much more popular.

"No, we don't have a death ... (Below threshold)

"No, we don't have a death panel for butchering pigs... we have a collection of experts objectively review the protein harvesting options for the interested parties."

duck... duck... duck... ... (Below threshold)

duck... duck... duck... PIG

And this Obama confidence p... (Below threshold)

And this Obama confidence poll little piggy went 'wee wee weed', all the way down!

ObamaCare is living proof t... (Below threshold)

ObamaCare is living proof that pigs can fly. How far? No one knows yet

"As God is my witnes... (Below threshold)

"As God is my witness, I thought pigs could fly."

"You promised me thrills an... (Below threshold)

"You promised me thrills and excitement if I went jumping, but this is so boring."

The Pink Floyd reunion tour... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The Pink Floyd reunion tour ran into a few glitches.

Oh the Huge Ham Jet Prix</p... (Below threshold)

Oh the Huge Ham Jet Prix

"Obamacare takes on new lif... (Below threshold)

"Obamacare takes on new life after reports of pigs flying"

"Hakuna Matata"... (Below threshold)

"Hakuna Matata"

You can put lipstick on a p... (Below threshold)

You can put lipstick on a pig and it's still Obamacare...

America as we know it under... (Below threshold)

America as we know it under 44 -- Th-th-th-that's all folks!

Things looked promising at ... (Below threshold)

Things looked promising at the end of last season's Celebrity Rehab. But much to Dr. Drew's disappointment, x-film star Babe had a relapse.

Obamanauts jumping the pig.... (Below threshold)

Obamanauts jumping the pig.

Obamacare doesn't include d... (Below threshold)

Obamacare doesn't include death panels, but reading it will boar you to death.

"Spam, the other reddish pi... (Below threshold)

"Spam, the other reddish pink meat"

Obama's cabinet leaping off... (Below threshold)

Obama's cabinet leaping off the sinking ship SS HopeyChangey. That's Hillary in the pink.

The only jobs that seem to ... (Below threshold)

The only jobs that seem to have openings these days are as test pilots for "when Pigs Fly" at the white house.

As Americas piggy bank lay ... (Below threshold)
just bob:

As Americas piggy bank lay dieing leaping czars perform cpr by jumping up and down on it's broken heart.

They said pigs would fly be... (Below threshold)

They said pigs would fly before we elected a Kenyan-American for President.

The quality of GM's product... (Below threshold)

The quality of GM's products really declined after Obama took them over.

Obamacare version of CareFl... (Below threshold)

Obamacare version of CareFlight.

Emergency deployment of Oba... (Below threshold)

Emergency deployment of Obama's civilian national security corps, Spec-Ops brigade.

Once the ObamaCare Pig esca... (Below threshold)

Once the ObamaCare Pig escaped from the Poke, The Blue Dogs couldn't get off fast enough...

The Secret Service tries to... (Below threshold)
Patrick S:

The Secret Service tries to control the aftermath of the President's statement "This health care bill will fail when pigs fly."

Pork, The other white meat.... (Below threshold)

Pork, The other white meat..........What's that supposed to mean Huh? Pork is only for the white people is that it? So now because we have a black president, black people can't eat pork? RACIST!! RACIST!!

BIG changes at Nasa under t... (Below threshold)

BIG changes at Nasa under this administration...

Emmanuel, Pelosi and Reid, ... (Below threshold)

Emmanuel, Pelosi and Reid, heavily armed with lipstick, attempt to apply it to ObamaCare...

Obama orders USPS to delive... (Below threshold)

Obama orders USPS to deliver blue pills across America. What could go wrong?

Due to budgetary restraints... (Below threshold)

Due to budgetary restraints, the University of Arkansas's synchonized skydiving team was forced to begin fall workouts without parachutes.

From the Police Transcript:... (Below threshold)

From the Police Transcript:

"911 Operator...what's your emergency?"


"Uh, yeah, I'm at Disney World with my kids and there's a bunch of SEIU thugs putting a hurting on this one mascot that won't sign the union card."

The American people could c... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The American people could clearly see that Obama, Pelosi and Reid jummped all over the big piggy of a healthy care bill and they went wee wee weed all the way home.

Models show off Michelle O'... (Below threshold)

Models show off Michelle O's new Air Force deboarding fashion.

This is Less Nessman, WKRP,... (Below threshold)

This is Less Nessman, WKRP, reporting live from the Cincinnati County Fair, where I see Miss Piggy just took a leap of faith. She too believing in the One.

We all know pigs can't fly.... (Below threshold)

We all know pigs can't fly. But now we know Muslims can't fly either!

To save money Speaker Pelos... (Below threshold)

To save money Speaker Pelosi and staff were asked to leave their military transport as the 101st. Airborne exists. However, it seems they were not told about using the courtesy parachutes.

A new fad in Europe - Air P... (Below threshold)

A new fad in Europe - Air Porking!

Global warming - it's now r... (Below threshold)

Global warming - it's now raining Bolsheviks and pigs in Moscow. Thanks Algore!

Blue dogs are jumping off t... (Below threshold)

Blue dogs are jumping off this pig called health care reform.

People bail out of the Obam... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

People bail out of the Obama Administration upon learning that, thanks to Obama's economic policy, pork futures are now falling literally.

They said a black man would... (Below threshold)

They said a black man would win the Presidency when pigs fly. Six months later SwineFlu

Moscow reveals the 6th whit... (Below threshold)

Moscow reveals the 6th white hog of the Apigolypse.

Pigs cant fly like Obama... (Below threshold)

Pigs cant fly like Obama can lie.

Over the years the Secret S... (Below threshold)

Over the years the Secret Service had to become more creative at sneaking Bill's girlfriends into the house when Hillary was in town.

OMGWTFBBQ-hash... (Below threshold)


Obama's strategy to sociali... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama's strategy to socialize America was dealt a serious blow when the Health Care Trojan Pig was rejected soundly by the American public.

Air guitar????Air ... (Below threshold)

Air guitar????

Air Messerschmitt!

Pig: "Where are PETA and th... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Pig: "Where are PETA and the SPCA when you need them?

[Punctuation Correction]</p... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

[Punctuation Correction]

Pig: "Where are PETA and the SPCA when you need them?"

More congressional Democrat... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

More congressional Democrats bail out on Nancy Pelosi upon learning that the pig called ObamaCare won't fly with the majority of Americans.

Swine flu. It'll give you ... (Below threshold)

Swine flu. It'll give you wings.

I didnt know Rosie O'donnel... (Below threshold)

I didnt know Rosie O'donnell was into skydiving?

Oh, My bad, thats just some... (Below threshold)

Oh, My bad, thats just some other fat pig.

WTF?... (Below threshold)


In other news, Hell has rep... (Below threshold)

In other news, Hell has reportedly frozen over...

Three Obama voters, wearing... (Below threshold)

Three Obama voters, wearing T-shirts advocating "Universal Healthcare", "Cap & Trade" and "Smart Diplomacy", discover Pigs really don't fly after all.

This little piggy went to M... (Below threshold)

This little piggy went to Martha's Vineyard...and "wee wee wee weed" all way home!

"This bill's popularity is ... (Below threshold)

"This bill's popularity is falling like a rock, but if we Congressional Democrats manage to catch up with it, maybe we can still put some lipstick on it!"

"Watch Out! Swine Flu is Fa... (Below threshold)

"Watch Out! Swine Flu is Falling!"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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