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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif. huddles with House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer of Md. during a news conference on Capitol Hill

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (128)

Thick as thieves! ... (Below threshold)

Thick as thieves!

"How about we slip behind t... (Below threshold)
Big Country:

"How about we slip behind the flag and I do to you what we're already doing to the American People?"

"Wow, you really CAN hear t... (Below threshold)

"Wow, you really CAN hear the ocean!"

You smell like a model.<br ... (Below threshold)

You smell like a model.
So, you like my perfume?
No. I mean you smell like plastic.

Wonder twit powers ACTIVATE... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Wonder twit powers ACTIVATE!

Who does your botox? I've g... (Below threshold)

Who does your botox? I've got these bags under my eyes...

Steny and the Plastiasaurus... (Below threshold)

Steny and the Plastiasaurus.

Do YOU have any idea what h... (Below threshold)

Do YOU have any idea what he's talking about?

Steny Hoyer and Nanc... (Below threshold)

Steny Hoyer and Nancy Pelosi super-glue their heads together in an effort to show Democrat solidarity on Obamacare.

One to the other, and the o... (Below threshold)

One to the other, and the order doesn't matter:

Who would have thought that two idiots like us could rise to such powerful positions?

Rubbing 2 brain cells toget... (Below threshold)

Rubbing 2 brain cells together, and still nothing.

Nancy, look...the President... (Below threshold)
Jason Whitley:

Nancy, look...the President is wearing a thong!

Nancy:"He looks so... (Below threshold)


"He looks so cute when He lie's."

Ooooohhhhhhhbama... (Below threshold)


In this case, 2 heads are w... (Below threshold)

In this case, 2 heads are worse than none.

Could we love us any more??... (Below threshold)

Could we love us any more??

Hoyer whispering: "N... (Below threshold)

Hoyer whispering: "Nancy dear, I just love the smell of botox in the evening."

Prolonged exposure to <i... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Prolonged exposure to Democratic Insipidis, as seen here, has been shown to cause even worse permanent damage than any known flu virus.

I'm sorry Steny, I can't he... (Below threshold)

I'm sorry Steny, I can't hear you over over how wonderful I am

Is that your stimulus packa... (Below threshold)

Is that your stimulus package I feel? ww

They Live! (These glasses g... (Below threshold)

They Live! (These glasses give me such a headache)

Pelosi: "Inject Me now or l... (Below threshold)

Pelosi: "Inject Me now or lose Me forever"

"Well Joe Wilson's not yell... (Below threshold)

"Well Joe Wilson's not yelling anymore."
"...but I see he found the superglue."

Hoyer: "Are you for Hoyer?"... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Hoyer: "Are you for Hoyer?"
Pelosi: "...I'd do you for free."

In don't care about your Bo... (Below threshold)

In don't care about your Botox, it is damn inappropriate to look like you are smiling at Ted's funeral...

Axis of Idiocy... (Below threshold)

Axis of Idiocy

The Peloser and the Pelosi<... (Below threshold)

The Peloser and the Pelosi

Keep smiling bitch..I am go... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Keep smiling bitch..I am gonna take you down.

Hoyer: "Eight Inches."<br /... (Below threshold)

Hoyer: "Eight Inches."
Pelosi: "YOU LIE!!!"

H: "My love for you is lik... (Below threshold)

H: "My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."

P: "I bet you say that to all the ghouls."

Is it true what Harry says ... (Below threshold)

Is it true what Harry says you do with that necklace?

"I don't want your job Nanc... (Below threshold)

"I don't want your job Nancy. Now let go of my nuts."

Ahhh madam speaker, let me... (Below threshold)

Ahhh madam speaker, let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear......nothing, nothing, nothing....without pure socialism to hock, we have nothing.

O.K. Nancy, here it is agai... (Below threshold)

O.K. Nancy, here it is again, "We will absolutely oppose any bill that does not include a public option, unless of course it doesn't, in which case we will insist on it, unless it it gets too hard, but, I repeat, we are resolute in our commitment to maintain the public option as a key, but expendable, yet mandatory, unless not expedient, component of any Health Care reform / Health Insurance Reform / Single Payer / Co-op / Government Option legislation to emerge from the House" Got it?

Dumb and Dumber goes to DC<... (Below threshold)

Dumb and Dumber goes to DC

Pretty good one Nancy, but ... (Below threshold)

Pretty good one Nancy, but did you hear the one about the Pimp and the Prostitute that walked into an ACORN office....

Oh the huge vanity... (Below threshold)

Oh the huge vanity

Damn he's good!! How can he... (Below threshold)

Damn he's good!! How can he say that stuff with a straight face?

Pelosi: "Is that a stimulus... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Pelosi: "Is that a stimulus package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Hoyer: "Are you kidding? My eyesight isn't that bad."

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Pull my finger.

You can hardly see the outl... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

You can hardly see the outline of your Depends ...really.

Speeeeeaker Hooyyyyyer.... ... (Below threshold)

Speeeeeaker Hooyyyyyer.... Speeeeeaker Hooyyyyyer.... Speeeeeaker Hooyyyyyer.... Speeeeeaker Hooyyyyyer....

"I know Joan Rivers and you... (Below threshold)

"I know Joan Rivers and you're no Joan Rivers."

Hoyer: "Do you think those ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Hoyer: "Do you think those reporters will detect our B.S.?"
Pelosi: "Of course not. They're the MSM."

Good news Nancy, the latest... (Below threshold)

Good news Nancy, the latest Gallop poll has Barney back ahead of you again for "Creepiest Member of the House".

"You were amazing last nigh... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"You were amazing last night"

Nan: "That's not my belly b... (Below threshold)

Nan: "That's not my belly button"

Steney: "That's not my thumb"

Its Wind Tunnel Time!... (Below threshold)

Its Wind Tunnel Time!

Hoyer: "Boy the public sure... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Hoyer: "Boy the public sure is getting more and more upset with all this communist crap we're trying to force on them."

Pelosi: "Let them eat cake."

parannoying.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:


Next time you be Hotlips an... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Next time you be Hotlips and I'll be Frank.

What's with the half-black ... (Below threshold)

What's with the half-black half-white pearl necklace there, babe?

What do you mean you can't ... (Below threshold)

What do you mean you can't feel my hand down there, Come on you can't botox everywhere can you?

Obama - "To help reduce th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "To help reduce the cost of heathcare we are planning on selling these His and Hers Bobbleheads for a low low cost of $9.99 each"

Steny: Don't go breakin' my... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Steny: Don't go breakin' my heart...
Pelosi: I couldn't if I tried...

Hoyer - "Nancy under your ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hoyer - "Nancy under your leadership the Treasury has taken on the appearance of the health care bill, very little goes in but a lot goes out"

Hoyer - "Nancy, if I said y... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hoyer - "Nancy, if I said you had a beautiful body... umm never mind"

Here we have a vapid airhea... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here we have a vapid airhead who doesnt know how to do anything but spend other's people money. Umm check that, here we have two vapid airheads...

Pelosi - "is that 50 votes ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Pelosi - "is that 50 votes you have in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

Botox Ventriloquism for Dum... (Below threshold)

Botox Ventriloquism for Dummies as performed by Steny Hoyer!

Producers were pleasantly s... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Producers were pleasantly suprised that they didnt have to use makeup for the stars of their new hit series "The Adamms family".

Pelosi - "steny is that bot... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Pelosi - "steny is that botox in your pocket or are you just happen to see me"

Hoyer - "Both"

Hey Nance, wanna take a pee... (Below threshold)

Hey Nance, wanna take a peek at the only democratic pole that's rising?

Steny and....Turkey neck... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Steny and....Turkey neck.

Damn you, Crazy Glue!!!!!!!... (Below threshold)

Damn you, Crazy Glue!!!!!!!!

"Psst. Andrew Sullivan just... (Below threshold)

"Psst. Andrew Sullivan just asked me to pass along a request to slip some kind of pothead provision into the bill."

"There's an angry townhall ... (Below threshold)

"There's an angry townhall meeting in my pants, and you're invited!"

"You up for some solitaire?... (Below threshold)

"You up for some solitaire?"

"Nancy...theres a crack in ... (Below threshold)

"Nancy...theres a crack in your face."

Only one taker for the card... (Below threshold)

Only one taker for the cardboard cut-out photo of your head next to Rep Pelosi.

"Nancy,do you think we can ... (Below threshold)

"Nancy,do you think we can take them for anymore?"

Two Bitches!... (Below threshold)

Two Bitches!

Hoyer - "Nancy you are like... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hoyer - "Nancy you are like a $2 hooker"
Pelois - "Are you talking about my looks?"
Hoyer - " No. There's a cap on what you pay in in premiums. There's no cap on what you receive back."

"Did we just call half the ... (Below threshold)

"Did we just call half the country 'un-American'?"

Ppsst. "Botox, I've got the... (Below threshold)

Ppsst. "Botox, I've got the good stuff!"

Quit squeezing my balls, I'... (Below threshold)

Quit squeezing my balls, I've already told you I'll vote for the public option!

Starring in the soon to be ... (Below threshold)

Starring in the soon to be released epic "On The Road To Debacle"

"You think the country woul... (Below threshold)

"You think the country would support a 'pubic' option?"

"That Botox on your head su... (Below threshold)

"That Botox on your head sure is sticky!"

Let me see you do this. Jus... (Below threshold)

Let me see you do this. Just put your lips together and blow.

Didn't think so.

Come on Nanc, You know he i... (Below threshold)
tom douglas:

Come on Nanc, You know he is lying!

I'll put a clause into Obam... (Below threshold)

I'll put a clause into Obamacare to cover Botox if you'll stick in one for Viagra...

Whispers..."I can't believe... (Below threshold)
Bill M:

Whispers..."I can't believe the press buys into this crap."

Responds..."Me either!"

They say we're dumb and we ... (Below threshold)

They say we're dumb and we don't know
how high we'll make the deficit grow

Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause I've got mine, and baby so do you


I got you babe
I got you babe

"Well, look at that, Think ... (Below threshold)

"Well, look at that, Think Hillary knows she's got a hole in her undies Nancy?

With a Jimmy Carter clone i... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

With a Jimmy Carter clone in the White House, it was just a matter of time until Letterman rolled out the politico-comedic stylings of zombie Wayland Flowers and zombie Madam.

She wears little eye-patch ... (Below threshold)

She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!

Shit Nancy, the mike is still on!

Proof that Survival of the ... (Below threshold)

Proof that Survival of the Fittest doesn't apply to Congress.

The Cock n Bull no blinky s... (Below threshold)

The Cock n Bull no blinky show

"This is how you purse your... (Below threshold)

"This is how you purse your lips. Can you do that anymore?"

I'll show you mine if you s... (Below threshold)

I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

But Nancy, how do you know ... (Below threshold)

But Nancy, how do you know he's lying?

His lips are moving, aren't they?

"Ah Stanley Finally health ... (Below threshold)

"Ah Stanley Finally health Care for the masses." "Yes Nancy but we are exempt from it" "OOOOOOOOOOh".

hmmmm? Maybe I will get tha... (Below threshold)

hmmmm? Maybe I will get that swine flu shot after all.

He offered her honor.... (Below threshold)

He offered her honor.
She honored his offer.
So all night long
it was honor and offer.

It still doesn't equal one ... (Below threshold)

It still doesn't equal one wit.

Hoyer: I have a knife in yo... (Below threshold)

Hoyer: I have a knife in your back. This is what I want you to do....
Pelosi: I have a knife in my right hand. Guess where? This is what you WILL do for me...
Hoyer: At least we're on the same side.

~You cant hide Your lyin ey... (Below threshold)

~You cant hide Your lyin eyes

And Your smile is a big surprise

I thought by now You'd realize

There aint no way to hide those lyin eyes

There aint no way to hide those nip and tuck eyes

Honey You cant hide Your lyin eyes~

President Pelosi, Presid... (Below threshold)

President Pelosi, President Pelosi, President Pelosi....

Denny Crane!... (Below threshold)

Denny Crane!

Destined for plots under th... (Below threshold)

Destined for plots under the bus!

Two nitwits, one plan.... (Below threshold)

Two nitwits, one plan.

Hey, lets skip out of here ... (Below threshold)

Hey, lets skip out of here and go grab a Fresca

SH: He lies with such a str... (Below threshold)

SH: He lies with such a straight face. How does he do it?
NP: Botox, works every time!

I refused to believe that p... (Below threshold)

I refused to believe that picture of Hilary, but it's worse in person.

Hoyer advises Pelosi that a... (Below threshold)

Hoyer advises Pelosi that a new shipment of botox has just arrived on Capitol Hill.

Steny: "PSSST, Have You bee... (Below threshold)

Steny: "PSSST, Have You been innoculated from Botoxia yet? I hear its going around."

If this was sleeping beauty... (Below threshold)
william Duffy:

If this was sleeping beauty? It is now a horror show not a fairy tale

Two heads.....same as none!... (Below threshold)

Two heads.....same as none!

Jeanette McDonald and Nelso... (Below threshold)

Jeanette McDonald and Nelson Eddy perform their last curtain call singing The Indian Love Call - "When I am calling you!"

Steny: Nancy dear, your the... (Below threshold)

Steny: Nancy dear, your the only one I know that can keep a staighter face than Barry while He lies.

Let's go get the booze Kenn... (Below threshold)
Dave G.:

Let's go get the booze Kennedy left in his office.

It has been over four hours... (Below threshold)
Dave G.:

It has been over four hours. Should I seek medical attention?

"Let's go get the booze ... (Below threshold)

"Let's go get the booze Kennedy left in his office."
Dave: It's not believable that Kennedy would have left any booze!

"Nancy, I have and always w... (Below threshold)

"Nancy, I have and always will respect you"

(Even when your ousted.)

Steny - Look at all those s... (Below threshold)

Steny - Look at all those stupid peasants out there who actually believe we give a damn about them!

Nancy - Aren't they adorable!

Steny"When ... (Below threshold)


"When should We stick the knife in Him?"


When He slips up and tells truth."

"'Madame President', has a ... (Below threshold)

"'Madame President', has a nice ring to it, and all we have to do is......"

Nancy you're blocking my be... (Below threshold)

Nancy you're blocking my best side, and get off my foot!

So, Nancy, was it worth all... (Below threshold)

So, Nancy, was it worth all the time you had to spend on your knees to get the votes for Obamacare?

Oooh, the Emperor has no cl... (Below threshold)
mathman Author Profile Page:

Oooh, the Emperor has no clothes.
Do you want to tell him?
Or would you rather watch him hang out?

Mighty Hermaprhodite... (Below threshold)

Mighty Hermaprhodite

Hoyer: "Hey, do ya wanna...... (Below threshold)

Hoyer: "Hey, do ya wanna...."
Pelosi:"...I'm a man."

A Latina would've made as w... (Below threshold)

A Latina would've made as wide a choice as these two.

Those fingers in my hair<br... (Below threshold)

Those fingers in my hair
That sly come hither stare
That strips my conscience bare
Its bitchcraft

And I've got no defense for it
The heat is too intense for it
What good would common sense for it do

cause its bitchcraft, wicked bitchcraft
And although, I know, its strictly taboo

When you arouse the need in me
My heart says yes indeed in me
Proceed with what your leading me to

You're such an ancient bitch
But one I wouldnt snitch
cause theres no nastier bitch than yoooou

King and Queen of Farce... (Below threshold)

King and Queen of Farce

Our Joe Wilson is sm... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Our Joe Wilson is smarter than their Joe Wilson, just ask Valerie.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.






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