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Douchebag Of The Day - Chris Karamon

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From The Stamford Advocate:
Skater Chris Karamon, of 1307 Hope St., was charged with risk of injury to a minor, third-degree assault, fourth-degree criminal mischief, and breach of peace, according to Stamford Police Lt. Sean Cooney.

Shortly after 9 a.m. Monday, Karamon was skating down the path when he shouted and cursed at the father that his 4-year-old son on a tricycle was in a designated area for in-line skaters, police said.

"Mr. Karamon's contention is that the 4-year-old was on the wrong side of the path," Cooney said. "But the path is for use by everybody and we can't have Rollerbladers or anybody cursing out people."

Later Mr Karamon crashed into the 4-year-old's father, hurled his water bottle and helmet at the father, as well as generally making an ass of himself.

Bike path rage against a 4-year-old is about as douchey as you can get...


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Comments (19)

In Line skating is a plot h... (Below threshold)

In Line skating is a plot hatched by orthopods everywhere. Doesn't take much to guess the intelligence of those who are taken in.

Skater? Skater? That's not... (Below threshold)

Skater? Skater? That's not the face of a skater.

Looks like Kamaroon had his... (Below threshold)

Looks like Kamaroon had his teeth kicked in a few times.. Probably for leering at little girls.

Lots of the Ghey folk inlin... (Below threshold)
Les Nessman:

Lots of the Ghey folk inline skate.
Not that I'm saying karamon is teh ghey. nttawwt, iykwim, aiktyd.

It's really a very four yea... (Below threshold)

It's really a very four year old or five year old thing to do.

Kids that age get completely nuts when they've figured out a "rule" and other people don't follow it.

That's why they have rules ... (Below threshold)

That's why they have rules in the first place.

First thing you know, it's the four year olds improperly using the skating path.

Next thing you know, you have four year olds breaking ALL the rules. Making illegal noise, allowing ice cream to drip all over the sidewalk, running in packs mugging old ladies.

Society needs standards which MUST be enforced or we stop being civilized.

Thank God he (couldn't affo... (Below threshold)

Thank God he (couldn't afford/didn't have) a Segway

Sounds like a dem taking ou... (Below threshold)

Sounds like a dem taking out his frustrations on a little kid. Figures.

Just like 'holier than thou... (Below threshold)

Just like 'holier than thou' bicyclists. Saving the planet......as they shoot through STOP signs.
Or tying up an entire traffic lane on a two lane road, because they have to ride side by side at 10mph. That little section of the vehicle code about riding next to the right hand curb doesn't apply to them.

Why is it that horses behin... (Below threshold)

Why is it that horses behinds so often LOOK LIKE horses behinds!

"That little section of the... (Below threshold)
armed bicyclist:

"That little section of the vehicle code about riding next to the right hand curb doesn't apply to them."

That's because it doesn't exist, dipshit.

Beg to differ, AB -<p... (Below threshold)

Beg to differ, AB -

Riding on Roadways and Bicycle Paths
Every person operating a bicycle upon a roadway
shall ride as near to the right side of the
roadway as practicable except
• when turning left
• avoiding hazards to safe cycling
• when the lane is too narrow to share safely with
a motor vehicle [§40-6-294 (a)].


Might explain why you keep getting run over, and then get ticketed when the police show up to clean up your mess.

"...as near to the right si... (Below threshold)
armed bicyclist:

"...as near to the right side of the roadway as practicable."

When I need to take the lane, I do. And I can assure you, I don't get run over. Especially by whiny little bitches like "garandfan" who should probably just stay home and cling to his guns.

Hey asshole:I'm ta... (Below threshold)

Hey asshole:

I'm talking about a fucking gaggle of bicyclists riding in a BIG KNOT taking up a whole lane like their the only one's on the road.

By your reply, I think I've struck a cord and you've shown your ignorance of the vehicle code. You're also probably one of those who thinks it doesn't apply to them.

AB:I like your spunk... (Below threshold)

I like your spunk. The road does belong to you, after all!! Lest you forget, though. A car outweighs a bike by a couple of pounds. Heh Heh!!

codekeyguy, that's true, a ... (Below threshold)
armed bicyclist:

codekeyguy, that's true, a car has an undeniable advantage. Whoever runs me over though, had better back up and finish the job. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

GF, quit talking to yourself on a public forum. It's unseemly.

"Whoever runs me over thoug... (Below threshold)

"Whoever runs me over though, had better back up and finish the job."

From 10 years experience just working the traffic detail, I wouldn't put too much stock in that statement. The first time is usually more than sufficient.

AB, you're so obviously not... (Below threshold)

AB, you're so obviously not a member of the overthehandlebaracrobaticflightteam.

The odds of you getting a chance to draw and pop a few rounds downrange at a receding target are slim and none, even less if the vehicle stops on top of you.

You've obviously never met 4,000 lbs of moving metal or you would be aware of the laws of physics that govern collisions.

Newton's 1st and 2nd laws, with which you would come under influence of upon chance contact with a moving vehicle, would in all likelihood render you a. unconscious, b. incapacitated due to serious injury or c. roadkill.

The chances of you bouncing off the side of a vehicle and surviving are greater but only because the fastest you'll be moving is less than 25 mph.

Direct impact with the front of a vehicle will assure you of catastrophic injury and in reality a chance for an express ride to the morgue.

The bottom line is for all your bluff and bluster you're just like that lame douchebag inline skater, all bluster and full of BS.

Armed bicyclist is a troll ... (Below threshold)

Armed bicyclist is a troll who has been banned
previously. He is using proxies to post his
I think you would probably remember him if he
was to use his original nic, max.






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