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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster hit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (IowaRight) - "Call your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours" Forget That!! I say call a staff meeting..."

2) (Strick) - Dave: "So, Mr. President, is it as good as your intern story?"

Bill: "Close, but no cigar."

3) (fustian) - "Have you tried blaming 'bush'?"

4) (Stephan) - "Well, what do you know. The meaning of "is" has been in Webster's this whole time."

5) (jay Wills) - "Two of the best reasons to invest in the stock of whomever makes Viagra."

6) (DJ Drummond) - Dave: "So I fixed things by making false promises and writing a fake check"

Bill: "Well Dave, that's how Congress gets it done!"

The Readers Choice Award this week went to IowaRight's winning entry. In its place I offer up the best of the Top 10 captions:

(Jeff Blogworthy) - "Top 10 reasons to have sex with an intern:

1. She's there.
2. I want it.
3. No means yes.
4. It's not 'rape rape.'
5. More cushion for the pushin'.
6. No matter what happens, liberals always get a free pass.
7. Feminists will look the other way for us.
8. I've appointed all the judges.
9. I've fired the judges I didn't appoint.
10. They can always 'put some ice on that.'

That's it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (6)

Good ones...... (Below threshold)

Good ones...

I almost felt guilty for commenting on these 2 "boob babes" or is it " babes boobs?" Or, Babs mams?, I always mercifully forget??

Thanks. I esp. like no. two... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Thanks. I esp. like no. two.

"Birds of a feather..."... (Below threshold)
Big scott:

"Birds of a feather..."

Thanks Kevin, Thanks Everyo... (Below threshold)

Thanks Kevin, Thanks Everyone.

Congratulations Iowahawk, a... (Below threshold)

Congratulations Iowahawk, and thanks, Kevin and all the folks who voted for me.

And a special thanks to those of you who normally think of good ones long before I do, ;)

Where can you find bigger b... (Below threshold)

Where can you find bigger boobs than Pamela Anderson?






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