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Get Your Michelle Obama Doll, Safely

This is a Public Service Announcement.

If this is the first you've heard about the Michelle Obama doll, I would direct you to this article in
The New York Times, which describes it in detail:

The doll, scheduled for release Nov. 20, comes with three clothing options based on real dresses Mrs. Obama has worn: a purple V-neck sheath from the famous fist bump, a black-and-white floral from her appearance on "The View", and a red-and-black frock she wore on election night. Jason Feinberg, the toy's creator, told The Daily News that it's no coincidence that all of the options are sleeveless.

I realize that we are all eager to get our hands on the new Michelle Obama doll. But I would be remiss if I did not remind the public to be safe while trying to acquire this high-demand item.

What could possibly go wrong, you ask?

Remember the Tickle Me Elmo craze?

What about the Cabbage Patch Riots ?

"Ancient history!" you say? What about last year's Black Friday Wal-Mart Stampede ?

I understand that emotions run high when shopping for a hot commodity.

But I implore you:

Don't let the raw magnetism of her toned arms cause us to act like savages.

Shop safe, and don't disappoint Michelle. She might stop being proud of her country again.


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Comments (27)

She might stop bei... (Below threshold)
She might stop being proud of her country again.

Hey-o! What a zinger. With lines like this I'm sure you'll be around for a while.

Remember the Obama doll was... (Below threshold)

Remember the Obama doll was marked with a large "Choking Hazard" warning. I can't wait to see the warning on the Michelle packaging...

And how many points of inar... (Below threshold)

And how many points of inarticulation will these new tiki trolls posess?

Michelle vs Barbie?... (Below threshold)

Michelle vs Barbie?

Them dolls look like pelosi... (Below threshold)

Them dolls look like pelosi with a tan..In other words....Brown plastic hefty cinch sacks!

If they'd manufactured a "d... (Below threshold)

If they'd manufactured a "doll" that actually captured Michelle Obama's bad-&-abnormal appearance, maybe I'd buy one. But this doll rendition (pictured here) makes her look normal.

"But this doll rendition (p... (Below threshold)

"But this doll rendition (pictured here) makes her look normal"

Chewbacca has His doubts....Her mandible is way too big..!!

Tickle me Elmo? I was going... (Below threshold)

Tickle me Elmo? I was going to hold out for a Bugger Me, Obama doll, but then I realized he's already been doing that.

We should all be very safe ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

We should all be very safe buying our dolls as long as we don't bring the voodoo pins with us to the stores.

I remember Teddy Ruxpin. It... (Below threshold)

I remember Teddy Ruxpin. It was 'cool' and hyped to the max, but in the end it was extremely expensive, support was minimal, and in the end it ended up on the scrapheap of bad toys because kids got over the novelty once they figured out all it could do was move its mouth and talk.

Wait a second...we have 'Teddy Ruxpin' for President!

I wish my "booty" was small... (Below threshold)
recovering liberal democrat:

I wish my "booty" was smaller than my head.

I would say the dress on th... (Below threshold)

I would say the dress on the left makes her look like a black widow spider, except for the unfortunate connotations of the words "left", "black" and "widow".

Hey one of those would go g... (Below threshold)

Hey one of those would go great with the Hillary! 'nutcracker' as a gag gift.

Hey look! They ga... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:

Hey look! They gave the Michelle-doll a companion, sorta like a Malibu Stacy:


The perfect complement to y... (Below threshold)

The perfect complement to your Barak Obama Inaction Figure.

Cute Robert Byrd doll Adria... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Cute Robert Byrd doll Adrian. You must be so proud that the people you support elected a former KKK leader to be 4 in line for the Presidency to keep reminding us of it.

Robert Byrd has moved on. ... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:

Robert Byrd has moved on. Some others apparently don't want to.

Apparently, you can already... (Below threshold)
Mick McMick:

Apparently, you can already order them in advance here, although the wardrobe is slightly different for this edition:


These dolls aren't life-lik... (Below threshold)

These dolls aren't life-like. The feet are only a size 8; MEchelle wears size 13. Besides, there is not enough "junk in the trunk". And, the belts are around her waist, not up under her boobs like a bustier.
Does that make me racist because I think she is ugly and has no class? No, it makes me honest. Some of us speak the truth regardless of who it is about.

I forgot to mention her squ... (Below threshold)

I forgot to mention her squinty little eye. It doesn't show up on these dolls.

Head's not big enough. Not... (Below threshold)
jim m:

Head's not big enough. Not nearly.

Just saying.

I think these could be bett... (Below threshold)
Mick McMick:

I think these could be better marketed as dog chew toys.

Fido could slobber all over her, just like our beloved objective Press.

Mick McMick - You are too f... (Below threshold)

Mick McMick - You are too funny. Wished I would have thought of that.

Why does the doll look "whi... (Below threshold)
Hangtown Bob:

Why does the doll look "white"???

Maybe they can use the reve... (Below threshold)
Matthew W:

Maybe they can use the revenue from these dolls to help pay for the Health Care Bill or even attourney's fees for ACORN, or...you fill in the blank.

It is simply a commod- ity.... (Below threshold)

It is simply a commod- ity. ,

Nontheless, citizens need t... (Below threshold)

Nontheless, citizens need to participate in decision-making about important issues and be provided with opportunities to deliberate with those who can inform the discussion. ,






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