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Michael, if you've got it in you to educate us on Alinsky my hat's off to you. This hippie chick I knew in college lent me a copy of Rules for Radicals and figured it might be a good read like The Anarchist Cookbook. I gave up after twenty or thirty pages of his drivel. It was torture.

But you're reading way to much into the White House's war against FoxNews. Plain and simple, Obama is a candy ass. He may keep Rules for Radicals on the nightstand like a Christian does the Bible, but he's just throwing a tantrum over FoxNews. They're just so mean to President Pantywaist it makes his widdle heart ache.

Call it Obama's razor - never attribute to vestiges of radicalism what can easily be explained by bruised ego and self pity.

This is the guy who used his media connections to have sealed divorce records released to eliminate two Republican Senate challengers. This the guy who begged for mercy after facing a withering seven questions on the campaign trail. This is the guy who set up a website asking people to snitch on anyone who offered commentary contrary to the WH talking points on health care reform nationalization. This is the guy who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow Club.

There's one TV media outlet that isn't experiencing tinkles up their legs and marveling at his unprecedented ability to swat a fly and popping chubs over his perfectly creased pants...and it just happens to be the most watched cable news station. Of course he's going to cry like a sissy. President Voting Present has never had to endure prolonged scrutiny. A lickspittle Chicago press had his back. The major national media outlets carried him for the duration of his POTUS campaign. Now he's learned, as the WH was kind enough to point out to lefty bloggers earlier this week, that governing is hard.

So of course President Twinkletoes had his communications director give a nine minute diatribe against FoxNews. On the same cable news station that felt compelled to fact check a skit on Saturday Night Live.

Why am I picturing the Obama's gathered around the TV sometime around 10:40 p.m. that fateful Saturday with Sasha and Malia bravely telling their tearful daddy he's done lots of stuff since he got elected? Christ, at least Jimmy Carter tried to fight off the killer rabbit; Obama would have capsized his canoe in a panic and forced the Secret Service to dive in and save him from drowning. Then he would blame Bush, or Rush, or Fox.

President Buttercup is all about entitlement. When he's not afforded the media adulation to which he is entitled it hurts. So he lashes out. Obama is well aware by now just how far in over his head he really is. He doesn't need to be reminded by FoxNews. So like the scrawny kid who's scared to death of the school bully he avoids them and talks smack from the comforting bosom of his loyal media chums.

Funny how it just kills the left that there's a single media outlet that dares give voice to the right. Oh how they gnash their teeth over "Faux" News. Well I've got two words for them.

"Fake but accurate."

Get over it you sissy-marys. Nobel Peace Laureate or not, a guy who falls apart like a Chinese Rolex over FoxNews isn't going eyeball-to-eyeball with Iran and coming away a winner.


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Comments (14)

Really now, can't Fox just ... (Below threshold)

Really now, can't Fox just let him eat his waffles?

I happen to own a Chinese R... (Below threshold)

I happen to own a Chinese Rolex that has run faithfully for three years now. Of course I know its a fake, but its shiney! Oooohhhh, maybe that is what you meant in that comparison?

Obama = Fake but shiney?


"Obama = Fake but shiney"</... (Below threshold)

"Obama = Fake but shiney"

Or Dusty black for us racists.

"candy ass" "sissy-marys" "... (Below threshold)

"candy ass" "sissy-marys" "Buttercup"

My god, you must be the manliest 5th grader who ever walked the earth. Be very proud.

jp2, you just sent a thrill... (Below threshold)

jp2, you just sent a thrill up my leg. I just love it when you talk butch like that.

I'm really getting confused about all this. Am I supposed to hate Evangelists, NASCAR types, rednecks, Wall Street, AIG, racists, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, gaybashers, patriots, the military, the insurance companies, what?

I have to confess, I just can't keep all these things straight. I keep showing up late for Hate Minutes, or showing up at the wrong one.


bobdog, It's simple. We're ... (Below threshold)

bobdog, It's simple. We're supposed to just hate everyone except Obama.

Obama's latest attack on Fo... (Below threshold)

Obama's latest attack on Fox News is just another attempt to distract attention from his failing to enact the prog agenda. That failure is costing him base support.

By being the brave warrior going up against the hated Fox News he renews his mythic hero status with his base while diverting their attention from the reality of his pussiness.

It's really funny watching ... (Below threshold)

It's really funny watching so many lefties try o defend the President nowadays - they don't have any real content left, so now they're down to "LEAVE BARACK ALONE!"

Cirby -Kind of lik... (Below threshold)

Cirby -

Kind of like this?

Obama's just not thick-skinned enough for the job.

re: "at least Jimmy Carter ... (Below threshold)

re: "at least Jimmy Carter tried to fight off the killer rabbit; Obama would have capsized his canoe in a panic and forced the Secret Service to dive in and save him from drowning. Then he would blame Bush.."

One of the funniest things I have ever read.

Well done!

yeah,just like that JLawson... (Below threshold)

yeah,just like that JLawson,LOL,just like THAT!

Aw.....you guys have hurt j... (Below threshold)

Aw.....you guys have hurt jp2's feelings again.

The Obamabots are finding it hard to defend a guy who got a prize for nothing, and leads with a glass jaw.

"...isn't going eyeball-to-... (Below threshold)

"...isn't going eyeball-to-eyeball with Iran and coming away a winner."

Sad but true. Add Russia, China, North Korea, Hamas, Chavez.....

"Obama's Razor"...f'in PRIC... (Below threshold)

"Obama's Razor"...f'in PRICELESS :)))

Gonna have to put that in my home email signature line from now on...






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