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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton ajusts headphones at Echo Moskvy radio station Wednesday morning, Oct. 14, 2009. Clinton is wrapping up a five-day tour of Europe on Wednesday with a series of informal meetings in Moscow and the Russian republic of Tatarstan aimed at helping redefine U.S.-Russian relations. (AP Photo/ Alexander Zemlianichenko)

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Sec of State Clinton reciev... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Sec of State Clinton recieves news that Barrack Obama just resigned.

"the lunatic, is in my head... (Below threshold)

"the lunatic, is in my head"

"The voices, I cant stop th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"The voices, I cant stop the voices, they tell me to do things."

The effects of botox wearin... (Below threshold)

The effects of botox wearing off, Secretary of State Clinton pulls on her ears to reduce wrinkle lines.

Why do all socialist dictat... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Why do all socialist dictators out of power look like this?

This is what happens when o... (Below threshold)
retired military:

This is what happens when old man time puts a whoopin on you with an ugly stick.

And to think that before no... (Below threshold)
retired military:

And to think that before now only her makeup artist knew for sure.

Hillary reacts to the news ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Hillary reacts to the news that a new Gallup survey shows support for Obama is 56% while her favorable ratings stand at 62%.

Hillary suddenly hits on a ... (Below threshold)

Hillary suddenly hits on a plan to send Bill up in a weather balloon.

"Heeeeerrrrreeeeeeee'ssss H... (Below threshold)
Retired military:

"Heeeeerrrrreeeeeeee'ssss HIllary!!!"

Later in the day, the perso... (Below threshold)

Later in the day, the person who had suggested replacing Steven Tyler with Hillary Clinton was fired.

She's just a couple of moon... (Below threshold)

She's just a couple of moonbat questions away from going the full Helen Thomas...

Barrack Obama's aides were ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Barrack Obama's aides were overheard commenting "Is it Halloween yet?"

Hillary listens for instruc... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary listens for instructions to where the little red slippers are.

"Does the volume go to elev... (Below threshold)

"Does the volume go to eleven?"

Looks like it's time for a ... (Below threshold)

Looks like it's time for a re-boot.

Man, I thought Yasser Arafa... (Below threshold)

Man, I thought Yasser Arafat was dead.

"Wow, Limbaugh really makes... (Below threshold)

"Wow, Limbaugh really makes sense."

And this person, ladies and... (Below threshold)

And this person, ladies and gentlemen, was the runner-up for the Democratic nomination.

On a recent trip to Krappla... (Below threshold)

On a recent trip to Krapplackistan, the SecState is pleasantly surprised when a roque translator talks dirty to her...

Looks like the vast right-w... (Below threshold)

Looks like the vast right-wing conspiracy finally got to her...

Obam...ho...tep....<br /... (Below threshold)


Yep, that's what Obama fore... (Below threshold)

Yep, that's what Obama foreign policy will do to a person.

Hillary just learned there ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Hillary just learned there will be no sanctions on Iran ... seems like Obama's gift of a "reset" button gave Russia the upper hand over America.

Hillary just heard her own ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Hillary just heard her own cackle.

Upon hearing Obama's receip... (Below threshold)

Upon hearing Obama's receipt of the Nobel Peace Prize after only two weeks in office, Hillary's head explodes... in 3... 2... 1...

Listening to Bill Clinton's... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Listening to Bill Clinton's deathbed confessions she finds out that Bill actually did love her.

This year's White House Jac... (Below threshold)

This year's White House Jack-o-lantern is REALLY scary!

Hillary into microphone: "... (Below threshold)

Hillary into microphone: "Now listen, kid ... when he calls on you, you say,'Why do people HATE you so much?' Got it?"

I'm going off the rails on ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I'm going off the rails on a crazy train...

Feb. 20, 2010 - Sec. of St... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Feb. 20, 2010 - Sec. of State Hillary Clinton prepares to explain the precepts of "Smart Diplomacy" during her weekly Saturday program on Radio Obama (formerly National Public Radio).

Rahm, does the new health c... (Below threshold)

Rahm, does the new health care plan also cover mental health?

No reason, just asking...

God I love Foghat....... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

God I love Foghat....

She's as nutty as squirrel ... (Below threshold)

She's as nutty as squirrel poop!

Who would have guessed that... (Below threshold)

Who would have guessed that Hillary's secret guilty pleasure is romance novels on tape...

Hillary reacts to the news ... (Below threshold)

Hillary reacts to the news that excessive drug use has rendered her husband impotent.

Hillary likes to relax by l... (Below threshold)

Hillary likes to relax by listening to the audio book "The Audacity of Hope."

"Yesss we mussst haves it..... (Below threshold)

"Yesss we mussst haves it... My Presssciousss!"

Hillary was on top of her g... (Below threshold)

Hillary was on top of her game, the Presidency was hers for the taking--then an aide said, "Hey, listen to this Obama guy....."

Where will you be when your... (Below threshold)

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Apparently, Bill left the o... (Below threshold)

Apparently, Bill left the odd recording device behind at the White House...

Lizard person revealed as H... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Lizard person revealed as Hillary removes mask.

All Democrats get that look... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

All Democrats get that look when listening to Mr. Soros.

After explaining the US for... (Below threshold)

After explaining the US foreign policy regarding Iran Hillary tells the UN Security Council: "Th- Th-Th-Th-Th-... That's all, folks."

Just wondering - What if al... (Below threshold)

Just wondering - What if all of the 72 virgins looked like this?

What's my motivation?... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

What's my motivation?

Just think of George Bush.

My name is Legion, for we a... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

My name is Legion, for we are many.

Hillary is channeling Alexa... (Below threshold)

Hillary is channeling Alexander Haig: I am in control here!

NO NO NO the call is suppos... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

NO NO NO the call is supposed to be at 3 AM...not 3 PM..

This picture is fake - it's... (Below threshold)

This picture is fake - it's obvious that it's a photo shopped picture of Nancy Pelosi.

I can see it! I can see it!... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I can see it! I can see it! Government control of health care!

Can you believe it? He fina... (Below threshold)

Can you believe it? He finally gets the 3am call and it's a frickin' Nobel Peace Prize...

Mrs. Clinton, Snow White (S... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Mrs. Clinton, Snow White (Sarah Palin) is about to bite the apple.

Back in my old diesel subma... (Below threshold)

Back in my old diesel submarine days - we'd say she been snorkeling too long! She looks like some one pulled a vacuum on the boat.

OK this wasn't an entry - but damn - this is our Secretary of State! Scary!

Convinced he must have made... (Below threshold)

Convinced he must have made a deal with the devil, Hillary is obsessed with listening for hidden satanic messages in Obama speeches played in reverse..

Clinton - "Everyone should ... (Below threshold)

Clinton - "Everyone should hear conservative talk radio the way I am right now."

Sound Engineer - "Uh, the headphones aren't plugged in, ma'am."

Clinton (darkly) - "Precisely."

"MORE COWBELL!!!"</p... (Below threshold)


Clinton - "What am I hearin... (Below threshold)

Clinton - "What am I hearing now? Bach? Tchaikovsky? Definitely Tchaikovsky. I'd recognize his Francesca da Rimini any day."

Sound Engineer - "No, the microphones still aren't plugged in, ma'am."

Clinton - "Vast right-wing conspiracy!"

So THAT'S the frequency!</p... (Below threshold)

So THAT'S the frequency!

braaaaiiiiiiinnnnnns......<... (Below threshold)


Queen of the Damned.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Queen of the Damned.

Hillary always breaks up th... (Below threshold)

Hillary always breaks up the room when she does her Nancy Pelosi impersonation.

After 37 forced hours of "<... (Below threshold)

After 37 forced hours of "mmmm mmmm mmmm Barack Hussein Obama mmmm mmmm mmmm", Hillary cracks and announces to the press that she has no more interest in running for President.

Hillary does the Moose Danc... (Below threshold)

Hillary does the Moose Dance.

She really shouldn't be wat... (Below threshold)

She really shouldn't be watching porn on government computers.

Remember, when the damning ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Remember, when the damning of your soul is complete, this ring will turn black.

Dammmit! Rick Rolled again!... (Below threshold)

Dammmit! Rick Rolled again!

What's the frequency Kennet... (Below threshold)

What's the frequency Kenneth? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtxz4yV_-3g

Mrs. Clinton is presented, ... (Below threshold)

Mrs. Clinton is presented, for the first time, with audio and visual evidence Bill really DID have sex with that intern,...and that one,...oh yeah, and Ms. Lewinsky as well.

I had to record it myself, ... (Below threshold)

I had to record it myself, but here's the debut of "Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmm Hillary Rodham Clinton"!

I have got to stop eating t... (Below threshold)

I have got to stop eating those jalapeno peppers in the morning!

"This pants suit makes me l... (Below threshold)

"This pants suit makes me look WHAT?"

There was an accident? I... (Below threshold)

There was an accident? I am the President.....and a widow?

Michelle called Hillary for... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Michelle called Hillary for advice after Barack danced with Latina hottie, Thalia, at The White House.

Sometimes I kind of underst... (Below threshold)

Sometimes I kind of understand and feel sorry for Bill. Sometimes. Just sometimes.

Hillary hears that Congress... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Hillary hears that Congress decided to pass Hillarycare after all.

So that's what freedom soun... (Below threshold)

So that's what freedom sounds like.

"...and your little dog, to... (Below threshold)

"...and your little dog, too!"

Can you see my mood ring? I... (Below threshold)

Can you see my mood ring? It is black!
Wait, the CD is telling me I am racist, must not speak against black. Obama is god, Obama is great, I must go to a podunk country, Bill was not the first black president, Obama earned the Nobel Peace Price, Bill did not have sex with that woman, Obama is super ruler of the universe...(indoctrination of a wicked white woman)

"I'm good enough, I'm smart... (Below threshold)

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me!"

That hideous noise is Barba... (Below threshold)

That hideous noise is Barbara Streisand singing her latest rendition of the Star Spangled Banner

Hillary is listening the la... (Below threshold)

Hillary is listening the latest Rush Limbaugh monologue

ET phones home.... (Below threshold)

ET phones home.

That Hillary Halloween mask... (Below threshold)

That Hillary Halloween mask is so, frickin' scary, it turned Bill's hair white!

Joint impeachment, Obama an... (Below threshold)

Joint impeachment, Obama and Biden?
That makes me . . . PRESIDENT!

Hillary reacts to news that... (Below threshold)

Hillary reacts to news that Rush Limbaugh quit.

Nice web-cam Huma!... (Below threshold)

Nice web-cam Huma!

Hillary learns that not onl... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Hillary learns that not only did Obama get Bill's Nobel Peace Prize but it also looks like he'll get HER Healthcare bill.

"Mmmmmmm...puppies!"... (Below threshold)


Hillary on Russian mind con... (Below threshold)

Hillary on Russian mind control - "You vill show us nukes, da?"

My surgery to get Nancy Pel... (Below threshold)

My surgery to get Nancy Pelosi eyes was highly successful

What's the frequency, Kenne... (Below threshold)

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

TRANSLATOR: "Mr Putin reje... (Below threshold)

TRANSLATOR: "Mr Putin rejects your calls for sanctions on Iran and suggests you bend over and smile."

WTF did he do now?... (Below threshold)

WTF did he do now?

Pillow talk was never Her f... (Below threshold)

Pillow talk was never Her forte.

"The same thing we do every... (Below threshold)

"The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!"

While she wasn't sure what ... (Below threshold)

While she wasn't sure what was up her ass Hillery decided that music was definitely needed to complete the experience.

"Ms. Clinton? Vince Foster... (Below threshold)

"Ms. Clinton? Vince Foster, Line 1"

"That's just crazy talk."</... (Below threshold)

"That's just crazy talk."

Putin presses Hillary's res... (Below threshold)

Putin presses Hillary's reset button

Lost in Translation... (Below threshold)

Lost in Translation

Hillary watching Bill on a ... (Below threshold)

Hillary watching Bill on a porn channel.
"He never did that with me"

Wheeeee! I think I feel a C... (Below threshold)

Wheeeee! I think I feel a Chris Matthews tingle starting up my leg. Wheeeee!

"I am sick and tired of peo... (Below threshold)

"I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration that somehow you're not patriotic. And we should stand up and say 'We are Americans and we have a right to disagree with any administration.'"

Hillary " He was ... (Below threshold)
Dennis D:


" He was born where"?

"Madame Secretary....I must... (Below threshold)

"Madame Secretary....I must inform you....
Air Force 1 has just crashed....."

"I hear dead people - votin... (Below threshold)
Teh Wind:

"I hear dead people - voting"

"Oh Yes!, Oh Great Obama!".... (Below threshold)

"Oh Yes!, Oh Great Obama!"... This is the Secretary of State, just finishing her daily "Enhanced Indoctrination Talking Points" session.

" Poppie's, poppies. Now th... (Below threshold)

" Poppie's, poppies. Now they'll sleep, sleep."

"Baa baa black sheep, had a... (Below threshold)

"Baa baa black sheep, had a mind She could'nt keep."

"Hi, Ms. Clinton....this is... (Below threshold)

"Hi, Ms. Clinton....this is John, from the
Publishers Clearing House....to inform you
that you are our Grand ......"

"We've got it! We finally h... (Below threshold)

"We've got it! We finally have proof of a right wing conspiracy!"

Bug-eyed bra burner... (Below threshold)

Bug-eyed bra burner

Brought to You in Psychotra... (Below threshold)

Brought to You in Psychotraumic color.

Jeepers creepers, just in t... (Below threshold)

Jeepers creepers, just in time for Halloween.

Now that those hideous mamm... (Below threshold)
Mick McMick:

Now that those hideous mammalian humans have left the room, I can take off this uncomfortable visage! Sssssssssss!

Yes, Sean... I hear... and.... (Below threshold)
Mick McMick:

Yes, Sean... I hear... and... obey!

"I want to hear what Rush <... (Below threshold)

"I want to hear what Rush really said about being cut out of the Rams deal."

CALLING TO THE PLANET OF FR... (Below threshold)


Hillary! receives an early ... (Below threshold)

Hillary! receives an early Christmas gift. A tape of "Hail to the Chief" followed by a voice impersonator of Barack Obama addressing her as "Madame President".

Hillary breaks off a radio ... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Hillary breaks off a radio interview to check out the Meghan McCain blog pix.

Hillary is delighted to dis... (Below threshold)

Hillary is delighted to discover another fat lady who can actually sing the National Anthem on key.

Theorem: Politics is showbi... (Below threshold)

Theorem: Politics is showbiz for the ugly.
Proof: See picture.

One only needs a little per... (Below threshold)

One only needs a little perspective to see that fat interns with red lipstick look good.

The uggly side of Hellary.<... (Below threshold)

The uggly side of Hellary.

"He's down to 49%! Out-a-si... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

"He's down to 49%! Out-a-sight!"

They love me. They really l... (Below threshold)
richard diamond:

They love me. They really love me. They're sending the mother ship for me.

"Yessss, just like I told h... (Below threshold)
Rick K:

"Yessss, just like I told him to, the kid is letting Obama know that people HATE him!"

SAW 6 " Ms. Rodham... (Below threshold)


" Ms. Rodham. You have always played the victim while dehumanizing and destroying the victims of Your predatory husband.

Now the tables have turned. Your headphones are set to explode in 5 minutes.. If You try to remove them, You will be bathed in hydrochloric acid. Your only way out is to confess to Your husbands many crimes and Your complicitness in destroying bimbos.

Once You have done so You deactivate the trap, maybe..

The choice is Yours.. But dont wait too long..."

My God, that is scary!... (Below threshold)

My God, that is scary!

That's one wild left eye.</... (Below threshold)

That's one wild left eye.

"Why So Serious?"... (Below threshold)

"Why So Serious?"

SERENITY NOW!!!... (Below threshold)


"it's time to meet the Mupp... (Below threshold)

"it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet show tonight."

All work and no play make H... (Below threshold)

All work and no play make Hill a dull girl.
All work and no play make Hill a dull girl.
All work and no play make Hill a dull girl.

Last of the original Mousek... (Below threshold)

Last of the original Mouseketeers attends big
reunion at Disney Studios.

"Madam Secretary...I must i... (Below threshold)

"Madam Secretary...I must inform you that
Air Force 1 has crashed. Your mission, should
you decide to accept it, is to report immed-
iately to State..........."

You say WHO has been impeac... (Below threshold)

You say WHO has been impeached?

AP - Secretary Clinton when... (Below threshold)

AP - Secretary Clinton when she joined Alvin and the Chipmunks for the special song recording, "Alvin, the Chipmunks and Friends Feed the World". The charity song was recently published to raise funds for the urgent problem of animal hunger in the developing world. Millions of animals go to bed hungry each night, not knowing if they will have food or be food the next day. President Obama asked Secretary Clinton to spearhead head this priority administration international initiative in August of this year.

"Forget these peace talks. ... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"Forget these peace talks. I gotta go. George is having a party!"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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