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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Participants attempt to break the Guinness World Record for World's Largest Bikini Parade to raise awareness for breast cancer, in Johannesburg, November 7, 2009

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Am Am Am I in Heavan? Asks ... (Below threshold)

Am Am Am I in Heavan? Asks the Mormon.

The doctors from Nip and tu... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The doctors from Nip and tuck are dreaming.

2 short of a dozen but who ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

2 short of a dozen but who the hell cares.

Obama - "Hey michelle, get ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "Hey michelle, get a load of these guns"

Teddy Kennedy dreams he die... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Teddy Kennedy dreams he died and went to heaven.

Their favorite game?<... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Their favorite game?

Why rally round the "Flagpole" of course.

Kaleidoscope Dreams... (Below threshold)

Kaleidoscope Dreams

Five....Five Dollars.... (Below threshold)

Five....Five Dollars.

Bill Clinton's contribution... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton's contribution to Health Care Reform. Nurses in bikinis!

Being the quarterback for t... (Below threshold)

Being the quarterback for this team is going to be fun.

IBTC... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:


And I didn't have to blow a... (Below threshold)

And I didn't have to blow anyone up.

A puissant pentagon.... (Below threshold)

A puissant pentagon.

LOST: After the white flash... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

LOST: After the white flash.

Sometimes five virgins are ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Sometimes five virgins are enough.

They put this picture in fr... (Below threshold)

They put this picture in front of Hasan as he woke up.

Then they yanked it away, laughed at him, and took away his pain meds.

What a beautiful sky! - Bar... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

What a beautiful sky! - Barney Frank

Obama takes the blue pill a... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

Obama takes the blue pill and remains in the matrix.

I'll be happy to administe... (Below threshold)

I'll be happy to administer the Special K pinch, especially if I can choose which inch.

Maybe they should start cal... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Maybe they should start calling them 'porn flakes.'

Another man down!I... (Below threshold)

Another man down!

It's apparently caused by a mysterious localized blood flow disorder.

Welcome to the We-Don't-Lov... (Below threshold)

Welcome to the We-Don't-Love-Hasan Boat.

Clay Aiken in hell.... (Below threshold)

Clay Aiken in hell.

Easy ladies. According to G... (Below threshold)

Easy ladies. According to Gray's Anatomy, I'm only modestly oversized...

What kind of sick puppy wou... (Below threshold)

What kind of sick puppy would prefer this in a burkha?

Infidels have more fun.... (Below threshold)

Infidels have more fun.

Oh. Em. Gee.... (Below threshold)
Dan Irving:

Oh. Em. Gee.

GITMO, the Obama years.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

GITMO, the Obama years.

There's only one thing wron... (Below threshold)

There's only one thing wrong with bikinis.

They cover up too much.

What these girls need is a ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

What these girls need is a wide belt just below those bikini tops. - Michelle Obama

I'll take the one in red.</... (Below threshold)

I'll take the one in red.

Wow, look at Barry fall dow... (Below threshold)

Wow, look at Barry fall down that well. I forget, is there any water at the bottom of this well?

What hobbits see.</p... (Below threshold)
Jeff Medcalf:

What hobbits see.

I love going south of the e... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I love going south of the equator!

Girls: Hey! Isn't that the ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Girls: Hey! Isn't that the U.S. economy?

Heaven. This must be heave... (Below threshold)

Heaven. This must be heaven.

The William Jefferson Clint... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The William Jefferson Clinton Library Ceiling Mural was met with mixed reviews.

It's supposed to be the Wor... (Below threshold)

It's supposed to be the World's Largest Bikini Parade, but those all look pretty small to me.

Besides the Rat Towel whipp... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Besides the Rat Towel whipping, this is Rahm Emanuels worst reoccurring childhood memory...sand kicked in his face on the beach by girls.

Obmacare's solution for ED ... (Below threshold)
Michael Hamm:

Obmacare's solution for ED - paid for by your tax dollars.

Gotta love ya some orange c... (Below threshold)

Gotta love ya some orange crush.

Guess what John Allen Muham... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Guess what John Allen Muhammad ? We are not part of your 72 virgins. Yours all look like Helen Thomas. We're here to show you what you threw away.

The ones in red are obvious... (Below threshold)

The ones in red are obviously socialists.

They're here to help redistribute your money.

To them...

Gosh, look at that--All inn... (Below threshold)

Gosh, look at that--All innies!

In response to demands from... (Below threshold)

In response to demands from women in the administration, Obama opened up his pick-up basketball workouts to women. He hopes the change will placate those who were charging sexism...

Even the White House Bikini... (Below threshold)

Even the White House Bikini Football team could stop Obama's ratings from falling to a new low.

The Spice Girls before<... (Below threshold)

The Spice Girls beforethey became famous and had breast augmentations, face lifts, tummy tucks, hair dyes,nail jobs,and of course the lobotomies.

"First, I'd like to give a ... (Below threshold)

"First, I'd like to give a shout-out to the U. of Miami's Bikini Volleyball team.
Now, as some of you may have heard, we had a horrible incident at Fort Hood today..."

Bill Clinton awakens after ... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton awakens after a night of partying while Hillary is out of town. ww

David Letterman's ceiling a... (Below threshold)

David Letterman's ceiling art!

About 67 short of the deal,... (Below threshold)

About 67 short of the deal, but I'll take it!

After you start the CPR, co... (Below threshold)

After you start the CPR, could I see that slow motion running on the beach one more time??

Hi Nidal! We heard you were... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hi Nidal! We heard you were paralyzed from the waist down. Too bad.

View from the mini cam imbe... (Below threshold)

View from the mini cam imbeded in Bill Clintons penis

see ya
cathy :)

What Muslim men fear on Ear... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

What Muslim men fear on Earth and hope for in Heaven.

Looking up from the manhole... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Looking up from the manhole, Joe the plumber discovers the reason for so many clogged drains.

Bill Clinton was glad that ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Bill Clinton was glad that he hired interns to be lifeguards at his pool party. However, he was disappointed about the way that they revived him. They gave him mouth-to-mouth.

Just 50 pounds and 20 years... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Just 50 pounds and 20 years away from joining NOW.

President Clinton's ... (Below threshold)
J. Cover:

President Clinton's new secretarial pool.

Look girls ! A BOB ! ... (Below threshold)

Look girls ! A BOB !

Red State Republicans huddl... (Below threshold)

Red State Republicans huddle on the beach to share an Obama joke.

Democrats begin to talk abo... (Below threshold)

Democrats begin to talk about the details of a second stimulus package.

Bikini tops saved or create... (Below threshold)

Bikini tops saved or created due to unemployment.

Racist! (Because that's wha... (Below threshold)

Racist! (Because that's what everything not promoting Obama is.)

Anyone up to play touch foo... (Below threshold)

Anyone up to play touch football?

The Swedish Bikini Team par... (Below threshold)

The Swedish Bikini Team part deaux

Progress is excellent in th... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

Progress is excellent in the real Santa's workshop.

Proof positive that autoero... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Proof positive that autoerotic asphyxiation is a sorry substitute for an ether-soaked rag.

"Right now? I'd say things ... (Below threshold)

"Right now? I'd say things are looking up."

The Buried Sand Cam finally... (Below threshold)

The Buried Sand Cam finally pays off...

Nurse?... (Below threshold)


The chicks are always impre... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The chicks are always impressed when I do my impression of a sundial...

Help me..I've fallen and do... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Help me..I've fallen and don't want to get up!!

Breaking news...Eric Holdre... (Below threshold)
Jason Whitley:

Breaking news...Eric Holdren and the DOJ just discovered the Inner Cirlce of the "Rightwing Extremist" movement!

Marriage counselor turns to... (Below threshold)

Marriage counselor turns to the other Clinton:

"Mmmmkay, and what about your fantasies Bill?"

Help me, Ahmed. I'm having... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Help me, Ahmed. I'm having a flash-back of the torture we suffered at Gitmo.

i told you Clinton would pa... (Below threshold)

i told you Clinton would pass out

Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm!... (Below threshold)

Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm!

"Why, he's no fun! He fell ... (Below threshold)

"Why, he's no fun! He fell right over!"

Best. Huddle. Ever!... (Below threshold)

Best. Huddle. Ever!

Bill Clinton looks up in hi... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton looks up in his erotic dream and asks in a sexy voice, "Would any of you girls like a cigar?"

Five of the 70 virgins Nida... (Below threshold)
Vivien Hibbert:

Five of the 70 virgins Nidal Hasan missed out on because he was saved by the very soldiers he was trying to kill. Oh well...Hasan is paralyzed from the waist down - no more virgins for him!

Being down but not out took... (Below threshold)

Being down but not out took on a whole new meaning as things were great looking up.

Mr Clinton...Are you okay?<... (Below threshold)

Mr Clinton...Are you okay?

Stimulus money used to hire... (Below threshold)

Stimulus money used to hire additional security staff at the Clinton Presidential Library. Five more jobs created!

Wow! We get virgins too?</p... (Below threshold)

Wow! We get virgins too?

Wizbang bikini tryouts.... (Below threshold)

Wizbang bikini tryouts.

The girl's comments:<... (Below threshold)

The girl's comments:

"Now that's small."

"Yeah. Really, really small."

"I didn't think they came that small."

"Think he's a male Code Pink protester?"

"Don't know. How can you tell for sure?"

"Let me look...soft hands, check. Pasty, flabby body, check. Man boobs, check. And, that. It's very small. Yep. Male Code Pink protester for sure."

"Well, that explains that."

Beer bellies; not just for ... (Below threshold)

Beer bellies; not just for men anymore.

Robot minicam shows there I... (Below threshold)

Robot minicam shows there IS life on Mars!

Winners will be announce... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Uhm, I think we're all winners with this one...

Something tells me a lot of... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Something tells me a lot of Wizbang readers would subscrible to this advice from WikiAnswers.com: "An orange is one of nature's 'Power Fruits'. Adding an orange to your diet every day can have amazing benefits."

Usually there are beer stei... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

Usually there are beer steins in pictures like this!

Rush Limbaugh nightmare #31... (Below threshold)

Rush Limbaugh nightmare #315: "Hi Rush, We're from ACORN and we're here to help."

Nobel Piece prize committee... (Below threshold)

Nobel Piece prize committee

5 democrats aspire to be li... (Below threshold)
retired military:

5 democrats aspire to be like Obama.

"Welcome Prime Minister"

Step 2 of Ann Coulter's "co... (Below threshold)

Step 2 of Ann Coulter's "convert them" strategy...

Along with racial diversity... (Below threshold)

Along with racial diversity, Obama orders
radial symmetry as a bulwark of his adminis-

Wait, I thought they were s... (Below threshold)

Wait, I thought they were supposed to be VIRGINS! FML!

Bill Clintons wakes up to f... (Below threshold)

Bill Clintons wakes up to find his greatest dream come true.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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