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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Shoppers crowd at a Target store in Chicago, November 27, 2009. Americans headed to department stores in droves in the dead of night on Friday to kick off the holiday shopping season, though many said they had pared back how much they would spend on family members and on themselves. Black Friday, the day after U.S. Thanksgiving, is often the single busiest shopping day of the crucial holiday season, which accounts for nearly one-fifth of the retail industry's annual sales. REUTERS/John Gress (UNITED STATES BUSINESS SOCIETY)

Winners for this week, as well as last week, will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Standing in line, waiting f... (Below threshold)

Standing in line, waiting for all that Hope and Change to fall from the sky like manna.

O wee O... O wee O...... (Below threshold)

O wee O... O wee O...

June 12, 2014 (the second y... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

June 12, 2014 (the second year of ObamaCare), 3:30 AM. The line outside the emergency room entrance to the Bay Ridge General Hospital, L.I., NY had at that time reached a half-mile in length. This picture was taken just after a voice over the loud speaker above the doors had just said, "Now serving number 4. Number 4, have your Social Security card and your ObamaCare card already in your hand when you reach the window or you will not be served."

Either Sarah is signing cop... (Below threshold)

Either Sarah is signing copies of "Going Rogue", or the Wons stimulus recipients have interviews at Wal-Mart.

The "Obama Youth Vote" lini... (Below threshold)

The "Obama Youth Vote" lining up for mandatory health care registration. Seems they didn't appreciate the "CASH ONLY" sign at the desk.

In anticipation of a 2012 D... (Below threshold)
JustRuss IT1(SW) USN [reitred]:

In anticipation of a 2012 Democrat Victory, people are already starting breadlines.

HealthCare waiting lines cr... (Below threshold)

HealthCare waiting lines created/saved by Universal ObamaCare

Black Friday waiting line f... (Below threshold)
Corky Boyd:

Black Friday waiting line for hip replacemant surgery under Obamacare.

Waiting line of ACORN opera... (Below threshold)

Waiting line of ACORN operatives that thought they were invited to Obama's first state dinner.

Green-peacers lining up to ... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Green-peacers lining up to permanently reduce their carbon footprints.

Stimulus Green is people</p... (Below threshold)

Stimulus Green is people

In line for the Hope Nazi: ... (Below threshold)

In line for the Hope Nazi: "No Hope for you!"

All in all, you're just ano... (Below threshold)

All in all, you're just another brick in the wall...

Thanks to Obama's projects ... (Below threshold)

Thanks to Obama's projects they are hovel ready.

"Attention Comrades, in acc... (Below threshold)

"Attention Comrades, in accordance with directive 8734 we will be tattooing your Obamacare ID number inside your lower lip. Please have your party ID card ready to insure accurate priority assignment."

Jeez! Where's the Anthropog... (Below threshold)

Jeez! Where's the Anthropogenic Global Warming when you need it?

CRU thugs offering to peer ... (Below threshold)

CRU thugs offering to peer review your skeptic paper.

...Upon hearing Obama's rec... (Below threshold)

...Upon hearing Obama's receipt of the Nobel Peace Prize, The ACORNettes break out in song.

Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama's right. Aah.

Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama's right. Aah.

A wife and a kids, need universal health care.
'More Taxes,' he says, 'I'll need to receive.'
For, O bama's right. Aah.

credit them a-tear up, the bailout's all gone.
Now you gonna end up in a socialist slide.
For, O bama's right. Aah.

It's getting warm, we done some harm
The globe is outta norm. Gore sounds the alarm.
For, O bama's right. Aah.

(repeat all four)

For, O bama's right. Aah.

For, O bama's right. Aah.

For, O bama's right. Aah.

(Israelites -- Desmond Dekker)

Now everyone's trying to cr... (Below threshold)

Now everyone's trying to crash White House parties...

There have been a lot more ... (Below threshold)

There have been a lot more out of work Climatologists once we all realized that it was kind of like fortune telling, but with less science behind it...

The new climatology fraud u... (Below threshold)

The new climatology fraud unit at the federal pen.

Looks like Acorn has been r... (Below threshold)

Looks like Acorn has been registering a lot of new Senators for the big health care vote coming up...

"No this is the line for br... (Below threshold)

"No this is the line for bread without sawdust"

Obama's Miami Global Warmin... (Below threshold)

Obama's Miami Global Warming Reeducation camp

"Still lookin' for a brotha... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Still lookin' for a brothah in those Sarah Palin lines"

Chris Matthews

"Teabaggers line up by the ... (Below threshold)

"Teabaggers line up by the dozens to beat innocent bystanders"

The Harry Potter convention... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The Harry Potter convention recently produced more zeros than a Wall Street bailout.

Hungry zombies file out in ... (Below threshold)

Hungry zombies file out in disgust after storming the Capitol and realizing there's not a brain in sight there.

Wizbang workers line up for... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

Wizbang workers line up for their morning writing jobs.

Electronics junkies, hoping... (Below threshold)

Electronics junkies, hoping to score a cheap fix.

AGW Dissenting Climate Scie... (Below threshold)

AGW Dissenting Climate Scientists wait for the opportunity to have their papers Peer Reviewed and published...

Ya ya, we know, trillion do... (Below threshold)

Ya ya, we know, trillion dollar deficits as far as the eye can see, but dude, this is $70 bucks off an XBox!

Lining up to receive some f... (Below threshold)

Lining up to receive some free "Obama money". For every right you surrender, you'll be rewarded with one "Obamabuck" (non-transferable, non-redeemable for goods or services).

"County Counselor Patricia ... (Below threshold)

"County Counselor Patricia Redington insists lack of charges has nothing to do with her support for Obama"

Early Bird shoppers were de... (Below threshold)

Early Bird shoppers were delayed in their pursuit of Black Friday deals today by long lines of Job Seekers.....

Charges are finally made in... (Below threshold)

Charges are finally made in August attack at Town Hall
"I'm surprised. ... And right before Thanksgiving, real nice." responds SEIU member

The "Black Friday" soup kit... (Below threshold)

The "Black Friday" soup kitchen line, November 26, 2010.

Folks lined up to participa... (Below threshold)

Folks lined up to participate in the Obama administration's joint answer to health care and unemployment:

"Soylent Red"

Lines formed quickly when O... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Lines formed quickly when Obama stated that he wanted to personally talk to anyone whom was unable to keep their healthcare in the 2 weeks that Obamacare had been implemented.

Tryouts to be "Dear Leader'... (Below threshold)

Tryouts to be "Dear Leader's" caddy for his many trips to the links drew a big turnout.The crowd quickly dispersed when it was learned the next golf outing was at the Kabul country club!

In the ongoing march toward... (Below threshold)

In the ongoing march towards the 'volunteerism' of the 'Hopenchange Corps' conscripts wait in line to be inducted.

Liberal Trolls line up for ... (Below threshold)

Liberal Trolls line up for weekly taxpayer funded stimulus handouts at local community organizer recruiting centers.

Bite that GREEN'

Anatevka, Anatevka.U... (Below threshold)

Anatevka, Anatevka.
Underfed, overworked Anatevka.
Where else could Sabbath be so sweet?
Anatevka, Anatevka.
Intimate, obstinate Anatevka,
Where I know everyone I meet...

2019, with Universal Health... (Below threshold)

2019, with Universal Health Care costs rising too fast, a government non elected bureaucrat has instituted forced vasectomies for all white(non-hispanic) males ages 14 to 32.

Climate scientists walking ... (Below threshold)
Zelsdorf Ragshaft III:

Climate scientists walking the bridge to East Anglia.

Obamabots lining up for the... (Below threshold)

Obamabots lining up for their "Joey Biden" shots, thus preventing the spread of intelligence. Hey! It worked for swine flu!

The "Czar lane" at the DC u... (Below threshold)

The "Czar lane" at the DC unemployment office circa Jan. 2013

Another crowd "standing in ... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

Another crowd "standing in line" to hear Al Gore's latest seminar "hide the decline".

Volunteers "to serve man" i... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

Volunteers "to serve man" in the global warming crisis, before they found out that it's "cooked books".

A New Moon ends in the Twil... (Below threshold)

A New Moon ends in the Twilight as Obama Machine crumbles.

Perhaps the despair of the ... (Below threshold)

Perhaps the despair of the Obamtrons will be Eclipsed by the Breaking Dawn of Palinomania.

Shopperz in the Hood.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Shopperz in the Hood.

That certainly looks like a... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

That certainly looks like a crowd full of Hope and Change®.

Regardless of the feeling o... (Below threshold)

Regardless of the feeling of dread, sheeple lined up for socialized health care even before reading the small print. It has to be good for you, right? It isn't a Republican thing, is it?

Obama supporters suffer the... (Below threshold)

Obama supporters suffer their first winter of discontent. More to follow.

There is no cold that can p... (Below threshold)

There is no cold that can penetrate the hearts of off-duty soldiers as they wait for Sarah, their next CIC.

"Cruel Orb, rules the night... (Below threshold)

"Cruel Orb, rules the night. Chases the jobs from our sight."

"The "Czar lane" at the ... (Below threshold)

"The "Czar lane" at the DC unemployment office circa Jan. 2013"

Which one is Steven H Green?

The "Ghosts of people throw... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The "Ghosts of people thrown under the bus" lined up outside the WH early in anticipation of their Christmas Eve midnight visit to Obama.

Dateline Dec 2012O... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dateline Dec 2012

Obama gave a shout out to his homies waiting in line to get into the WH for Obama's last Presidential Christmas dinner.

"Dude, I'm here because I h... (Below threshold)

"Dude, I'm here because I heard green, what the hell is soylent?"

Just wait till they learn O... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Just wait till they learn Obama's December "Job Summit" isn't about jobs!

Community leaders line up f... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Community leaders line up for ACORN funding courtesy of AG Eric Holder.

How come everyone is too bu... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

How come everyone is too busy to protest Friday being called "black"?

Black Friday During The Oba... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Black Friday During The Obama Economy:
Instead of lining up at midnight for store bargains,
people line up at midnight for unemployment insurance.

~Where have all the good jo... (Below threshold)

~Where have all the good jobs gone..

Short time passing~

sung to the tune of... Where have all the good jobs gone!

Wizbangers line up by the d... (Below threshold)

Wizbangers line up by the dozens to school innoculous trolls

The O's administration cl... (Below threshold)

The O's administration classifies all money making enterprises such as Wal- Mart..


Best Buy - 4:00 AM on Black... (Below threshold)

Best Buy - 4:00 AM on Black Friday -- Never will you find a more vile hive of scum and villainy. We must be careful.

There hopes and dream may h... (Below threshold)

There hopes and dream may have been dashed by the Wun, but libs stand in line and marvel for hours at the ease in which this jug eared deussh loses jobs.

ok, it made no sense, but had to be said.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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