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"undocumented guests"

Via Locutisprime over at Brutally Honest, your letter to the editor of the day:


To the editor:

I don't understand why the White House is so upset about the two party crashers at Barack Obama's steak dinner the other night.

Is it really appropriate and politically correct to call them party crashers just because they trespassed on Mr. Obama? Does that make them criminals? Isn't that discrimination? Shouldn't they be rewarded for such bold and brave behavior? Maybe they were just trying to feed their family?

I would suggest that it's more appropriate to call them "undocumented guests."

Just because they weren't officially invited doesn't mean they should be treated like criminals. Maybe they should get free health care, free housing, free legal services and free White House green cards so next time they can enter legally. And they should be able to bring all of their relatives and family members, too.

How can Mr. Obama be mad at them just because they crossed over some arbitrary man-made border? They were there only to do the things that regularly invited guests didn't want to do. (Like hang out with Joe Biden.)

How can the White House punish these poor oppressed undocumented visitors?


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Comments (19)

They're probably all caught... (Below threshold)

They're probably all caught up on their taxes?

If the couple were tax cheats, they would be embraced with open arms and given their stimulis bonus checks.

I like it!... (Below threshold)

I like it!

The theory is that this inc... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:

The theory is that this incident was a set up by the Secret Service to let people know that security has been beefed up.

They correctly guessed that it would be Fox News/Right Wing media that would obsess over it.

Ah-ha! And how long did it ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Ah-ha! And how long did it take you to dream up this "theory" Adrian? I mean, did you go right to work on it after the story broke, or did you wait to see if the "incident" had legs?

Just my opinion based on 67... (Below threshold)

Just my opinion based on 67-years on Planet Earth but my guess is that Adrian is an idiot, Upset Old Guy.

My theory is that some moronic twit in the White House Social Office let these two climbers into the gathering and 3 Secret Service dudes are taking the hit for it. My theory holds a lot more water than does Adrians!

My theory holds a lot mo... (Below threshold)

My theory holds a lot more water than does Adrians!

5. Posted by Gayle Miller | December 4, 2009 2:37 PM

You got me by ten years and I concur that Adrian has too many holes in his bucket to carry any brains.

Why would the Secret Service ALLOW a security breach in order to show that they had BEEFED UP security measures? DUMBPHUK!

Good snarky op-ed in the paper. Thanks Rick

I don't care who you are (E... (Below threshold)

I don't care who you are (Except for AB, who's clueless) that there's teh funny.

Gayle's theory is correct. The WH Social Office twit was in contact with the two 'illegals' and was TRYING to get them in... Successfully I might add.

The bottom line is that all of the noise about them being illegally there is all BS, the WH invited them.

"The theory is that this in... (Below threshold)

"The theory is that this incident was a set up by the Secret Service to let people know that security has been beefed up."

Here's my "theory". Adrian has his head so far up his ass, his brain is suffering from oxygen deficiency. As least he'll have a medical explanation for his stupidity.

I demand tina s "fact check... (Below threshold)

I demand tina s "fact check" this for adrian!

OAN: I'm going to Copenhag... (Below threshold)

OAN: I'm going to Copenhagen!

Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.

Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card, according to the Web site avisen.dk.

The Secret Service guys wil... (Below threshold)
JustRuss IT1(SW) USN [retired]:

The Secret Service guys will take a bullet politically OR physically. It isn't nice but its true. If they wish to remain close enough to protect the President they have to put up with a lot.

The whole things stinks, at best it was some flunky who let them in even though they werent on the list. Thankfully they werent psychos intent on kiling somebody.

I may not like Barack Obama, or what heis doing to my country. But he is the President of the United States and that out ranks any ill will.

We must protect the office and the man currently in it at any cost. Don't let some WH idiots risk his or his families lives, or the lives of the dignitaries in attendance.

That's wonderful!... (Below threshold)

That's wonderful!

LOL Rick, thanks for postin... (Below threshold)

LOL Rick, thanks for posting.

They were being the guests ... (Below threshold)

They were being the guests that other Americans didn't want to be?

If she had delivered a baby... (Below threshold)

If she had delivered a baby in the White House, could they stay there?

Let's be honest about it. ... (Below threshold)
Dave H:

Let's be honest about it. The reason why they are getting so much attention is because she is attractive.

"If she had delivered a ... (Below threshold)

"If she had delivered a baby in the White House, could they stay there?"

Yes, and Bill would than be relegated to sleep in the trailor trash guesthouse!

"Let's be honest about it. The reason why they are getting so much attention is because she is attractive"

Yes, She's no Mischell!

"I demand tina s "fact c... (Below threshold)

"I demand tina s "fact check" this for adrian!"

I'd settle for Her fat ass..

YO' aDRION'3. Post... (Below threshold)


3. Posted by Adrian Browne | December 4, 2009 2:18 PM | Score: -21 (21 votes cast)

Posted on December 4, 2009 14:18

Study a little harder and we may just bring You up to a D-






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