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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another holiday classic. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Santa Claus to fly on Beechcraft Premier IA - the world's largest, fastest single-pilot business jet - to spread holiday cheer to military families. (PRNewsFoto/Hawker Beechcraft Corporation)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) - "Q: What's the difference between Santa and Tiger?
A: Santa stopped after three Ho's"

2) (sarahconnor2) - "Santa heads off to deliver a bag of clues to Washington D.C."

3) (Joe) - "Another job saved!"

4) (Korla Pundit) - "The Cash-for-Christmas-Misfits Program comes under fire."

5) (Faith+1) - "Santa Upgrades....

The sleigh becomes a G5....

Rudolph is replaced by a highly qualified pilot and GPS navigational system....

and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen refer to a whole new different type of traveling companion..."

6) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "Uh oh, it looks like Roman Polanski is back on the dating scene..."

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian) - "Turns out the carbon footprint of a business jet is much less than a bunch of farting reindeer."

That's all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (6)

The Reader's Choice Award! ... (Below threshold)

The Reader's Choice Award! Sweet!

To all the other entrants, I'd just like to say: "Nyaah, nyaah, nyaah, nyaah,..., just try to beat reindeer farts. You can't do it, can ya? Cause nothing tops reindeer farts. Reindeer farts are comedy gold."

Particularly you Rodney. All you got was a lousy number 1.

Hey... wait a minute...

I mean, c'mon. "Ho's?" That... (Below threshold)

I mean, c'mon. "Ho's?" That's kind of low brow, isn't it?

Not like reindeer farts.

Thanks Kevin,Hey f... (Below threshold)

Thanks Kevin,

Hey fustian, Pull my number one.


That's kind of low... (Below threshold)
That's kind of low brow, isn't it?
More subtle humor like, no one can hit a one-iron, or a, Captain Sully reference, just don't seem to fly.
Thanks Kevin!... (Below threshold)

Thanks Kevin!

Can I get at least a B+?</p... (Below threshold)

Can I get at least a B+?






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