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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A White House nurse prepares to administer the H1N1 vaccine to President Barack Obama at the White House on Sunday, Dec. 20, 2009. (Official White House photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday Tuesday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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A nurse trained at East Ang... (Below threshold)

A nurse trained at East Anglia University has declared that Barack Obama's biceps are among the largest ever seen.

Obama: "You're gonna have t... (Below threshold)

Obama: "You're gonna have to remove Harry Reid's knife first."

Time for your weekly inocul... (Below threshold)

Time for your weekly inoculation against reality Mr. President.

"Wanna Hertz Do-nut?"... (Below threshold)

"Wanna Hertz Do-nut?"

"Just returning the favor f... (Below threshold)

"Just returning the favor from the American Tax Payer."

Obama's testosterone treatm... (Below threshold)

Obama's testosterone treatments never seemed to work.

"See, I told you this Presi... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"See, I told you this President took drugs!"

"...No, I'm not a nurse, bu... (Below threshold)

"...No, I'm not a nurse, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

Time for his weekly Jimmy C... (Below threshold)

Time for his weekly Jimmy Carter DNA injection...

"Since this is your first d... (Below threshold)

"Since this is your first dose of reality sir, don't expect it to kick in until Tuesday."

If I was him, I wouldn't tu... (Below threshold)

If I was him, I wouldn't turn my back on anybody holding anything sharp...

I heard they were re-making... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I heard they were re-making Fantastic Voyage, who knew it would star Obama?

Speaking of a little prick.... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Speaking of a little prick...

Obama gets his weekly stero... (Below threshold)

Obama gets his weekly steroid injection.

"Darn, I was hoping he'd pu... (Below threshold)

"Darn, I was hoping he'd pull down his pants"

ObamaCare at work, that sho... (Below threshold)

ObamaCare at work, that shot will cost taxpayers $1,499.99.

Nothing lighthearted about ... (Below threshold)

Nothing lighthearted about this guy.

"And this will keep me immu... (Below threshold)

"And this will keep me immune from media criticism?"

I've seen the needle and th... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I've seen the needle and the damage done.

Regular injections of Willi... (Below threshold)

Regular injections of William F. Buckley's DNA seem to control his "negro dialect" but amazingly with absolutely no discernable side effects...

"There's a string hanging f... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"There's a string hanging from your shirt Mr President...or is that your arm..."

"No sir, this one is paid f... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"No sir, this one is paid for by the American taxpayers... pull down your pants."

"There...now you're all rea... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"There...now you're all ready for your meeting with Mr Limbaugh."

There is it..the left wing.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

There is it..the left wing.

"You'll feel a slight prick... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"You'll feel a slight prick right under your Chairman Mao Tattoo."

trypanophobiac and proud of... (Below threshold)

trypanophobiac and proud of it.

Another jab saved or create... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Another jab saved or created by Obama.

Obama receives his weekly S... (Below threshold)
Stephen Hugli:

Obama receives his weekly Stalinin injection.

Even a shot of courage coul... (Below threshold)
Bill Long:

Even a shot of courage could not cure the President's yellow streak.

"You're sure this will give... (Below threshold)

"You're sure this will give me bigger, more toned arms than Michelle?"

Don't worry nurse, I won't ... (Below threshold)

Don't worry nurse, I won't get addicted like that other great world leader did.

Now that it's been tested o... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Now that it's been tested on hundreds of thousands of people with no adverse effects -- yeah, I'll take it, because that's the kind of leader I am.

"Wait! Where's your white ... (Below threshold)

"Wait! Where's your white lab coat???"

She was the first person wh... (Below threshold)

She was the first person who got to stick it to Obama.

"See I am even lighter skin... (Below threshold)

"See I am even lighter skined up here. Beotch"

Mr. President this is the o... (Below threshold)

Mr. President this is the only known cure for AlGoraphobia (a disease that infects liberals with fear of global warming and belief in socialism)

OK you're sure that this Sw... (Below threshold)

OK you're sure that this Swine flu shot is not made from pic-stuff. You know us Muslims can't eat or sleep with pigs.

"I already have shrunken ba... (Below threshold)

"I already have shrunken balls, I just need some homeruns fast!"

That was supposed to be pig... (Below threshold)

That was supposed to be pig-stuff

It's just a little prick.</... (Below threshold)

It's just a little prick.

There, this should suppress... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

There, this should suppress the Vulcan ears for a while longer.

Did it hurt?Not at... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Did it hurt?

Not at all, I never feel a thing.

This was urgent for for the... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This was urgent for for the President -- due to his extremely weak Constitution.

Ok, now that the picture is... (Below threshold)

Ok, now that the picture is taken you can put away the fake needle.

In a new experimental treat... (Below threshold)

In a new experimental treatment proposed by the American people, doctors are now trying to inject a little common sense into the president.

The prognosis is not good.

Doctor: "Wow, that was so ... (Below threshold)

Doctor: "Wow, that was so easy. You really DO have thin skin."

Back in my younger days I d... (Below threshold)

Back in my younger days I did the injections myself, but usually between my toes

President Barack Obama rece... (Below threshold)

President Barack Obama receives his inoculations prior to exposure to Tiger Woods for his Golf Digest cover photo shoot

Dr. Banner advises that aft... (Below threshold)

Dr. Banner advises that after this shot, you try to avoid getting upset or agitated in any way.

"Botox? Won't that paralyze... (Below threshold)

"Botox? Won't that paralyze the left?"
"You'll never notice...."

This is unprecedented I wil... (Below threshold)
just bob:

This is unprecedented I will now have the drug companies testing in the white house,there are some things you can not get a rat to do.

Hey Babe! Don't you know wh... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Hey Babe! Don't you know who I am? You're just gonna break that needle on my super skin.

Careful, all the hot air wi... (Below threshold)

Careful, all the hot air will get out...

President Obama receives hi... (Below threshold)

President Obama receives his annual "Immune from Main Stream Media Critcism" booster shot...

It's pretty obvious who'd w... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

It's pretty obvious who'd win in a Barack vs. Michelle arm wrestling match.

For some reason, I'm thinking spaghetti for lunch...

You're sure this is the sam... (Below threshold)

You're sure this is the same stuff McGwire used right?

H-the-One-N-the-One vaccine... (Below threshold)

H-the-One-N-the-One vaccine

President Obama At his week... (Below threshold)
Bill Shiveshives:

President Obama At his weekly mojo injection. He has ask his physician to give him a triple shot since he has not been able to fool the people for a while now.

Obama getting his weekly Sa... (Below threshold)

Obama getting his weekly Saul Alinsky booster shot.

Despite the hormones, his t... (Below threshold)

Despite the hormones, his testicles never descended.

Modern health care, sir... ... (Below threshold)

Modern health care, sir... in six months you might even regrow your spine!

Obama has nothing to fear f... (Below threshold)

Obama has nothing to fear from swine flu.

Professional courtesy.

O: I will take mine in the ... (Below threshold)

O: I will take mine in the arm, but the rest of the nation can take theirs in the ass. mpw

Obama receives his weekly... (Below threshold)

Obama receives his weekly dose of the secret serum that eliminates any trace of a Negro dialect and helps maintaine a light skin tone.
Harry Reid declined to be photographed while receiving his shot prior to Obama.

"I'm sorry we have to... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"I'm sorry we have to give you more injections of Common Sense, Mr. President.

"For some reason, your body keeps rejecting it."

If you'd just unclench your... (Below threshold)

If you'd just unclench your butt cheeks for a moment, Mr. President, we could put this where we normally do!

Obama gets in one last visi... (Below threshold)

Obama gets in one last visit before his health care plan is approved and the service is no longer available.

Solyent Green is people!</p... (Below threshold)

Solyent Green is people!

"Ouch?""OK, who pu... (Below threshold)


"OK, who put the question mark on the TOTUS?"

Note Obama's "Rules of Tran... (Below threshold)

Note Obama's "Rules of Transparency" in the upper left hand corner of the picture!

"If it worked for Mark Magu... (Below threshold)
teh wind:

"If it worked for Mark Maguire..."

It will be a different stor... (Below threshold)

It will be a different story, nurse, when I eats me spinach!

Mynd you, zømbi bites can b... (Below threshold)

Mynd you, zømbi bites can be pretti nasti...

Ooooo! The wumors are TWUE!... (Below threshold)
Steve Green's Ghost:

Ooooo! The wumors are TWUE! They're TWUE!

Hopefully this will cure my... (Below threshold)

Hopefully this will cure my allergy to Martha Coakley. I can't get anywhere near her.

"You guarantee this will gi... (Below threshold)

"You guarantee this will give me a spine?"

Too little, too late (the s... (Below threshold)

Too little, too late (the story of his presidency to date) - Obama receives his first inoculation to protect against BDS.

Yep, this IS the same stuff... (Below threshold)

Yep, this IS the same stuff Tiger uses!

"Yes, Mr. President, this v... (Below threshold)

"Yes, Mr. President, this vaccine came from swine. No Sir, they weren't wearing lipstick!"

"I thought you were giving ... (Below threshold)

"I thought you were giving me a test, and there was no tickle either."

You might feel a little pri... (Below threshold)

You might feel a little prick.

This Kryptonite won't sting... (Below threshold)

This Kryptonite won't sting a bit, I promise.

And he gave no more speeche... (Below threshold)

And he gave no more speeches after that shot of truth serum.

"Here, put it in my left ar... (Below threshold)

"Here, put it in my left arm"

"Umm, which one?"

Now be brave and take your ... (Below threshold)

Now be brave and take your shot of OBAMACARE

President Obama demonstrate... (Below threshold)

President Obama demonstrated his immunity to the truth today. Moments following his injection of sodium pentothal, the president was heard to mutter, "I've not only made America stronger, I've made her bulletproof."

Obama gets his daily dose o... (Below threshold)

Obama gets his daily dose of Telepromptine, a speech vitamin supplement.

"See...see...my arms are to... (Below threshold)

"See...see...my arms are too as big as Michelle's!"

Bend over, Mr. President. I... (Below threshold)

Bend over, Mr. President. I'm going to do to you what you've been doing to the country.

"Here you go, Mr. President... (Below threshold)

"Here you go, Mr. President. This will take care of those nasty "Party of No" Republicans."

President Obama in his pers... (Below threshold)
Zelsdorf Ragshaft III:

President Obama in his personal interview with prospective drug czar participates is China White drugs test.

"Oh,I opened this clinic wi... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"Oh,I opened this clinic with money from my Tiger Woods Economic Stimulus Grant."

Now let me be clear. I wan... (Below threshold)

Now let me be clear. I want a grape lollipop this time.

President Obama displays th... (Below threshold)

President Obama displays the results of strict Chicago Gun Control laws

Good thing it is an injecti... (Below threshold)

Good thing it is an injection and not an enema. That would be brain washing for a democrat.

Looks like I picked the wro... (Below threshold)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit heroin.

Mr. President, it's a dose ... (Below threshold)

Mr. President, it's a dose of truth serum. You may have a violent reaction, so we have a team standing by.

It's worth a try, but I am ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's worth a try, but I am afraid that even this may not protect you from Sarah Palin.

His arm looks kinda White?<... (Below threshold)

His arm looks kinda White?

Can you find the prick in t... (Below threshold)

Can you find the prick in this photo?

"You can pull your pants up... (Below threshold)

"You can pull your pants up Mr. President, it's only the taxpayers that are taking it in the ass."

Get a load of these guns, b... (Below threshold)

Get a load of these guns, baby!

The most insulated man in t... (Below threshold)

The most insulated man in the world gets vaccinated?

Yup, I'm headed to Massachu... (Below threshold)

Yup, I'm headed to Massachusetts next week. I hear a virus of free thinking and clear thought is spreading through the area. We never seen this before up there so, I'm being cautious.

Thanks doc. Put that on my tab. Ha-ha-ha! My tab! Ha-ha! I made a joke! I don't have a tab! What was I thinking! Ha-ha-ha! Too much!

Obama changes his mind abou... (Below threshold)

Obama changes his mind about gun shows.

Forget it Barry, there is n... (Below threshold)

Forget it Barry, there is no vaccination for stuck on stupid!

Barry gets a swine fool sho... (Below threshold)

Barry gets a swine fool shot monthly

How to prick a prick.... (Below threshold)

How to prick a prick.

"What's in the hypodermic?"... (Below threshold)

"What's in the hypodermic?"
"Viagra... you look taller already."

Mr. President, Senator Reid... (Below threshold)

Mr. President, Senator Reid said it is time for your annual "Anti-Negro Dialect" booster shot

Truth serum?? AAAHHHHHHHHHH... (Below threshold)
Lord Whorfin:

Truth serum?? AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Under Obamacare all childre... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Under Obamacare all children will eventually get their kindergarten shots free of charge. The parents of the above student receiving his shot could not be reached for comment.

"Honey, I want the skull 'n... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Honey, I want the skull 'n bones tattoo,
3 inches high, right above the wart and just
below the sleeping dragon."

"Whatta you think about THA... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Whatta you think about THAT python, Clara

There was no waiting line f... (Below threshold)

There was no waiting line for Obama as he received his "Thin Skin" booster shot.

1. "Here's your mela... (Below threshold)

1. "Here's your melanin booster, Mr. President."

2. "Lollipops are in a bowl at the reception desk."


Since so many American citi... (Below threshold)

Since so many American citizens have taken it in the rear for me. I thank you.

I going to Massechuettes in... (Below threshold)
Bill Duffy:

I going to Massechuettes in a rush and I think I need this shot as there is something spreading in that state which could change my agenda and if I can stop it, there is still hope for change.

"Your last name isn't 'Ratc... (Below threshold)

"Your last name isn't 'Ratchet', is it?"

"This isn't going to leave ... (Below threshold)

"This isn't going to leave a Marx, er...ah..., I mean a mark, is it?"

Sir, please call off your S... (Below threshold)

Sir, please call off your Secret Service guys. I said you should get "a" shot.

Just a little prick...... (Below threshold)

Just a little prick...

Obama "... and next week I ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "... and next week I am going to write a piece for Newsweek on Haiti so that I can qualify for the Pulitzer they will be giving me later this year"

So, are you sure after this... (Below threshold)

So, are you sure after this swine flu shot, I can still join Congress at the trough?

Gee, you really are saving ... (Below threshold)

Gee, you really are saving money on health care! You're so damned thin-skinned, I didn't need to use a needle!

After Shots and Arms Uncove... (Below threshold)

After Shots and Arms Uncovered, Obama's Left Wing Gets Immunity!

Yes Mr.President, it's conv... (Below threshold)

Yes Mr.President, it's conventional to give shots in the upper arm, not inside the elbow like you're used to.

No, Mr. President. That's y... (Below threshold)

No, Mr. President. That's your elbow!

How do you think that we fu... (Below threshold)
John S.:

How do you think that we fund this organization, huh? We're not exactly the March of Dimes.

Two pricks.... (Below threshold)
James Cloninger:

Two pricks.

"That's strange the shot of... (Below threshold)

"That's strange the shot of humility went in one ear and out the other,lets try your arm this time."

Cost Before G'vment Health ... (Below threshold)

Cost Before G'vment Health Care: $ 39.95
Cost After G'vment Health Care : $436.52

We've scheduled your second... (Below threshold)

We've scheduled your second dose of reality for Tuesday, January 19th.

You notice that Obama alway... (Below threshold)

You notice that Obama always gets shots in his left arm. That's because he's hiding the Dark Mark of Soros on the other arm.

Whoop-dee-do, I'm now prote... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Whoop-dee-do, I'm now protected from the Swine Flu ... but whose going to saving me from Maureen Dowd and Helen Thomas cause those two pigs are always eating at my trough.

Is that your arm? Hahahaha... (Below threshold)

Is that your arm? Hahahahah. You'll never be able to hold onto the senate with that.

Well, we KNOW it's not ster... (Below threshold)

Well, we KNOW it's not steroids...

Drugs WOULD explain the bul... (Below threshold)

Drugs WOULD explain the bulk of his policies.

He just THINKS it's a swine... (Below threshold)

He just THINKS it's a swine flu shot. Soros has had him on estrogen since he became President.

Hopefully, the eye chart is... (Below threshold)
D. Dean:

Hopefully, the eye chart isn't for the woman holding the needle.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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