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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

In this image taken from video and provided by the Fox News, 'The O'Reilly Factor' host Bill O'Reilly points across the table at 'Daily Show' host Jon Stewart, on the set of the 'The O'Reilly Factor,' Wednesday, Feb. 3, 2010 in New York.

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Bill O'Reilly is really Syl... (Below threshold)

Bill O'Reilly is really Sylar

Bill O'Reilly uses his psyc... (Below threshold)

Bill O'Reilly uses his psychic powers to cut open Jon Stewart's head and finds it empty.

Stewart is giddy with glee ... (Below threshold)

Stewart is giddy with glee at O'Reily asking him to pull his finger.

All right. We're gonna do t... (Below threshold)

All right. We're gonna do this the scanner way. I'm gonna suck your brain dry! Everything you are is gonna become me.

While O'Reilly warns him to... (Below threshold)

While O'Reilly warns him to stop, Stewart goes into is tuck position to maximize his rate of spin...

"You shall not pass!"... (Below threshold)

"You shall not pass!"

Stewart can't contain his g... (Below threshold)

Stewart can't contain his glee at the opportunity to address an audience not made up primarily of stoned slackers...

Jon Stewart's dream comes t... (Below threshold)

Jon Stewart's dream comes true: a chance to pull Bill O'reilly's finger. On national TV. In PRIME TIME.


Jon Stewart: "Flap, flap, ... (Below threshold)

Jon Stewart: "Flap, flap, flap, flap!"

Bill O'Reilly: "Not Free Bird!"

"I didn't get a HARUMPH<... (Below threshold)

"I didn't get a HARUMPH from that guy."

You can pick your friends,<... (Below threshold)

You can pick your friends,
and you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your friend's nose.

"Oh please, Master-let me m... (Below threshold)

"Oh please, Master-let me make another Obama joke. They're just too easy!"
"Patience, Eegore. Patience."

"YOU, Stewart, aren't funny... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"YOU, Stewart, aren't funny ..... and tomorrow we'll analyze your body language."

I know Phil Donahue. He's a... (Below threshold)

I know Phil Donahue. He's a friend of mine. You Sir are no Phil Donahue!

There's not 20 brain cells ... (Below threshold)

There's not 20 brain cells between the two of 'em....

Stewart puts up his dukes..... (Below threshold)

Stewart puts up his dukes...like a widdle girl...

I don't think I've ever see... (Below threshold)

I don't think I've ever seen so much humility in one place.

Dumb and Dumber - we report... (Below threshold)

Dumb and Dumber - we report you decide.

If the gloves really do com... (Below threshold)

If the gloves really do come off, I want $20 on O'Reilly...

A tingle goes up Jon Stewar... (Below threshold)

A tingle goes up Jon Stewart's leg after Bill O'Reilly scolds him.

And your little dog too!</p... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

And your little dog too!

.regnif ym lluP... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

.regnif ym lluP

Megyn Kelly? DON'T EVEN THI... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:


I'm lookin out for you.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I'm lookin out for you.

I know Alan ColmesAl... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I know Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes is a friend of mine
You sir, are no Alan Colmes

O'Reilly couldn't have know... (Below threshold)

O'Reilly couldn't have known it at the time, but all those hours spent watching crummy Harry Potter movies with his grandkids would eventually come in mighty handy.

"I find your lack of faith ... (Below threshold)

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"AAAIIIII... FART in your g... (Below threshold)

"AAAIIIII... FART in your general direction."

"Here.... does this smell l... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Here.... does this smell like ass to you?"

No Bill...I really have to ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

No Bill...I really have to pee.

and you better read Wizbang... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

and you better read Wizbang every day!

I know it's just a finger..... (Below threshold)

I know it's just a finger... but I get to suck it on live TV

Hello! I knew you were a cl... (Below threshold)

Hello! I knew you were a closet Teabagger!

Wanna hear another Obama sp... (Below threshold)

Wanna hear another Obama speech ? Pull my finger.

Bill O'Reilly finally disco... (Below threshold)

Bill O'Reilly finally discovers his Holy Grail: a pinhead who is also a patriot.

And Jon Stewart experiences his own personal "Moment Of Zen."


Bill exposes Stewart on-air... (Below threshold)

Bill exposes Stewart on-air by merely pointing at a letter "O" and forcing him into a fit of full body tingling.

Humorless drama at its best... (Below threshold)

Humorless drama at its best.

Isn't it sad that these two... (Below threshold)

Isn't it sad that these two are doing better journalism than the nightly newscasts?

"Hit the road, Jack."... (Below threshold)

"Hit the road, Jack."

"The truth? You can't handl... (Below threshold)

"The truth? You can't handle the truth!"

Stewart's body convulses as... (Below threshold)

Stewart's body convulses as a fed up Obama remotely actuates the implanted control chip in his brain...

There; now I've "Hannitized... (Below threshold)
Rich Moore:

There; now I've "Hannitized" you....It didn't hurt that much!

On the count of three, an i... (Below threshold)

On the count of three, an intimidated Stewart produces "double rocks" to O'Reilly's "half scissor", a clear victory...

"STUPEFY!"</p... (Below threshold)


John Stewart cowers in the ... (Below threshold)

John Stewart cowers in the corner under Bill O'Reilly's pointed finger, like Dracula cowering from the sight of a cross.

O'Reilly's unrelenting atta... (Below threshold)

O'Reilly's unrelenting attack causes a warm tinkle to run down Stewart's leg. mpw

Pinheads and pinheads.... (Below threshold)

Pinheads and pinheads.

Come on, you know you want ... (Below threshold)

Come on, you know you want to do it, PULL MY FINGER!

Bill and John re-enact Obam... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Bill and John re-enact Obama's first year: The Won Demands, and the Congress Cowers

If the studio ceiling caved... (Below threshold)

If the studio ceiling caved in, the national IQ would go up by 10 points.

Kancho Villa... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Kancho Villa

It's all about the "O."... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's all about the "O."

O'Reilly: "Sarah Palin's ri... (Below threshold)

O'Reilly: "Sarah Palin's right behind you Jon."

Stewart: "I just made poopy."

Here we have two typical mo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here we have two typical moderates. one from the left and one from the right.

And YOU Stewart, are going ... (Below threshold)
D. Dean:

And YOU Stewart, are going to Disney World!

O'Reilly withdraws after ad... (Below threshold)

O'Reilly withdraws after administering a massive Wet Willie to a clearly shaken Stewart...

I knew it - you do squeal l... (Below threshold)
Michael Hamm:

I knew it - you do squeal like a pig when Keith Olberman %$#@# you.

Two pinheads, one patriot.<... (Below threshold)

Two pinheads, one patriot.

"You, sir, are a Pinhead!"<... (Below threshold)

"You, sir, are a Pinhead!"

Mr. Stewart, can we have Ri... (Below threshold)

Mr. Stewart, can we have Rip Torn drive you home in a new Toyota?

To counter the Tim Tebow Pr... (Below threshold)

To counter the Tim Tebow Pro-Life advertisement during the Super Bowl, NOW produced this video.

Political reporter's versio... (Below threshold)

Political reporter's version of ALL STAR WRESTLING.

Stewart: yeah, Maher makes ... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Stewart: yeah, Maher makes me feel all ikky too.

If you have any poo... flin... (Below threshold)

If you have any poo... fling it now.

Join me on the darkside...<... (Below threshold)

Join me on the darkside...

"Stewart, you're a bold ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Stewart, you're a bold fresh piece of humanity!"

Here! Pull my finger and s... (Below threshold)

Here! Pull my finger and see what happens!

"Take the handcuffs off him... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Take the handcuffs off him, bailiff. My client
poses no threat to this courtroom! We plead
"NOT GUILTY".....by reason if insanity.

No More Delta!!!... (Below threshold)
M Malone:

No More Delta!!!

"O...O is for 'Orange'! But... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"O...O is for 'Orange'! But I can see you

O'Reilly's highly praised Romper Room segment.

"GOTCHA WITH THE WHOOPIE CU... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:


One is an overbearing egoma... (Below threshold)

One is an overbearing egomaniac whi uses his bully pulpit of a show to brow beat his guests with inane questions and the other is....well....hmmmm....OK, both are.

Jon, I am your father! Join... (Below threshold)

Jon, I am your father! Join me and together we can RULE the galaxy.

Ridicule, Mr. Stewart, is n... (Below threshold)

Ridicule, Mr. Stewart, is not the same as wit.

I got you a date with Barne... (Below threshold)

I got you a date with Barney Frank

And a wet tingle goes down ... (Below threshold)

And a wet tingle goes down Stewart's leg as Mr.O gets in his face.

That's it - I'm sending Gle... (Below threshold)
Michael Hamm:

That's it - I'm sending Glenn Beck after you.

"You told me to buy a To... (Below threshold)

"You told me to buy a Toyota!"

When bloviating gasbags att... (Below threshold)

When bloviating gasbags attack...

"Oooo, don't hurt me or I'll tell my mommy."

"I bet if I poke him he'll deflate into a quivering bag of shame."

"Stop spinning! This is th... (Below threshold)

"Stop spinning! This is the no spin zone!"

I warned you that loofah jo... (Below threshold)

I warned you that loofah jokes were off-limits.

O'Reilly demonstrates the e... (Below threshold)

O'Reilly demonstrates the efficacy of torture.

...and you could play Colm... (Below threshold)

...and you could play Colmes to my Hannity.

John Stewart can't hide his... (Below threshold)

John Stewart can't hide his glee upon meeting his idol.

Stewart struggles not to vi... (Below threshold)

Stewart struggles not to violate the ban on spinning.

Can you get Colbert to ease... (Below threshold)

Can you get Colbert to ease up on me?

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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