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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and first lady Michelle Obama share a laugh as Andrea Jung, chairman and CEO of Avon Products, not pictured, speaks during the 2010 International Women of Courage Awards Ceremony at the State Department in Washington, Wednesday, March 10, 2010. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Hillary and Michelle enjoy ... (Below threshold)

Hillary and Michelle enjoy a laugh after seeing Barack's "manhood"

Michelle! Who pulled your f... (Below threshold)

Michelle! Who pulled your finger?

Get this...they don't even ... (Below threshold)

Get this...they don't even have to vote for bills anymore. They just "deem" them passed!

You make him wear what in b... (Below threshold)

You make him wear what in bed? I could only make Bill wear a french maid's outfit after the Monica deal. mpw

Michelle and Hillary agree ... (Below threshold)

Michelle and Hillary agree that their favorite foreplay was watching their husbands screw America.

Yes Wiccan!... (Below threshold)

Yes Wiccan!

Hillary (Whispered, while l... (Below threshold)

Hillary (Whispered, while listening to Obama speak): "Palomino."

Michelle is tickled to find... (Below threshold)

Michelle is tickled to find she's seated by someone who actually makes her ass look smaller.

Don't let loose dentures sp... (Below threshold)

Don't let loose dentures spoil your evening

"Mmmmm... tuna"... (Below threshold)

"Mmmmm... tuna"

Ebony and ILoveMe... (Below threshold)

Ebony and ILoveMe

I just farted.... (Below threshold)

I just farted.

TIckle fight!... (Below threshold)

TIckle fight!

I'm telling you Michelle, y... (Below threshold)

I'm telling you Michelle, you're just one fat intern away from your own political career.

Omigosh. Look... Biden for... (Below threshold)

Omigosh. Look... Biden forgot to zip his fly AGAIN.

Hillary (in a stage whisper... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Hillary (in a stage whisper to Michelle): "If I were her I'd try a little vanishing cream on that nose."

"Don't ask.""Don't t... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Don't ask."
"Don't tell."

I know. he still thinks ... (Below threshold)

I know. he still thinks he's in charge.

Have you tried channeling E... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Have you tried channeling Eleanor Roosevelt yet?

Let them eat cake.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Let them eat cake.

One's an unpleasant Marxist... (Below threshold)

One's an unpleasant Marxist harpy, and the other's a...wait, they're both unpleasant Marxist harpies!

Hillary: We're going to foc... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hillary: We're going to focus like a laser beam on the economy.

Michelle: That's a good one.

"Michelle, I hear you've go... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Michelle, I hear you've got 21 personal assistants, and one of them has the sole job of watching every move Barack makes. Well done, my dear, aren't you the smart one!"

... and Kucinich said, But ... (Below threshold)

... and Kucinich said, But I AM standing up.

"You know Bill's scared of ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"You know Bill's scared of ghosts, so I told him, 'Stop seeing Monica or you'll find yourself sleeping in the Lincoln bedroom from now on.'"

"No Michelle, you're not my... (Below threshold)

"No Michelle, you're not my First Lady."

Slave-on calling.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Slave-on calling.

"Hear no evil" not pictured... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Hear no evil" not pictured.

"Let me see if I've got thi... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Let me see if I've got this right: You covertly planned to get the Salahis quote invited unquote and then managed to place all the blame on Desiree Rogers to get her out? Damn you're good!"

"I told you - reading FBI f... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"I told you - reading FBI files are the perfect bedtime literary fare."

Ass sphincter says let me b... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Ass sphincter says let me be perfectly clear.

Ass sphincter says now as I... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Ass sphincter says now as I've said before.

Ass sphincter says this mes... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Ass sphincter says this mess we inherited.

Hillary: "Psst. The shie... (Below threshold)

Hillary: "Psst. The shields are down."

"Oh my God Helen Thomas rea... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

"Oh my God Helen Thomas really is that old and senile."

In an astonishing display o... (Below threshold)

In an astonishing display of voodoo power, Michelle Obama gives Hillary Clinton a nose bleed just by thinking hard about it.

Beyonce really did have one... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Beyonce really did have one of the best videos of all time.

I know, Bill thought he was... (Below threshold)

I know, Bill thought he was President too, but you and I know we hold the reins of power.

Yeah, I always thought he l... (Below threshold)

Yeah, I always thought he looked like a car going down the road with both doors open.

Did you see that picture of... (Below threshold)

Did you see that picture of your husban with his finger up his nose like this? What a digger!

See you just push your nose... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

See you just push your nose back in like this. Works every time.

"... and then you're a Sena... (Below threshold)

"... and then you're a Senator and he's nothing, again."

...and then, we moved him t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

...and then, we moved him to Fort Marcy Park.

I did a brothah once..... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I did a brothah once..

Hey Comrade... (Below threshold)

Hey Comrade

"I tooted..."... (Below threshold)

"I tooted..."

I press my nose like this a... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

I press my nose like this and talk in a Negro dialect. It kills!

"You should see Bill's."</p... (Below threshold)

"You should see Bill's."

Girlfriend, I told him if h... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Girlfriend, I told him if he ever stepped out on me with some fat intern, that the vet that neutered Bo, would be seeing another B. O. And he wouldn't use anethesia, either.

Take from me, that one will... (Below threshold)

Take from me, that one will peel the paper off the White House walls.

Have you heard the one abou... (Below threshold)

Have you heard the one about the anti-abortion Pope, the racist Southerner and the terrortist Jew?

"Pssst. I'm not proud of m... (Below threshold)

"Pssst. I'm not proud of my country either".

"Would you like to use a pi... (Below threshold)

"Would you like to use a picture of my ankles in some of your obesity program posters?"

For all those teen boys who... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

For all those teen boys who suffer from embarrassing erections at inappropriate times, just print this picture and stare at it for a bit and you'll be limp for hours.

Oh no Michelle, that child ... (Below threshold)

Oh no Michelle, that child is to young to eat.

Hillary: "Well the best thi... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Hillary: "Well the best thing about Barack winning is that I won't go down in history as the First Lady with the ugliest cankles.

"Do you get excited when yo... (Below threshold)

"Do you get excited when your thighs rub together like mine do?"

"If your husband can sell H... (Below threshold)

"If your husband can sell Health Care Reform like I sold Health Care Reform, then, then, he'll be selling watermelons in three years."

"Psst. A flag pin isn't the... (Below threshold)

"Psst. A flag pin isn't the only thing I'm not wearing".

"That presidential limo is ... (Below threshold)

"That presidential limo is one bitchin' pimp ride, ain't it?"

Biden's speech was interrup... (Below threshold)

Biden's speech was interrupted by two well known hecklers.

"True story. I listen to Ru... (Below threshold)

"True story. I listen to Rush Limbaugh everyday."

Hillary: "Boy, Bill and I ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Hillary: "Boy, Bill and I sure thought the American voters were idiots, but you and Barack have made that an indisputable fact. 'Hope and Change' ha ha ha ha ha. Who'd of thought the fools would vote for a communists spouting empty platitudes like that?"

"Join me, and we shall rule... (Below threshold)

"Join me, and we shall rule the galaxy forever!"

Hab SoSlI' Quch!(T... (Below threshold)

Hab SoSlI' Quch!

(Translate Klingon to English: "Your Mother has a smooth forehead"

Bill has to wear depends no... (Below threshold)

Bill has to wear depends now!

"My husband beat Tiger at <... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"My husband beat Tiger at that!"

The Obama Administration is... (Below threshold)

The Obama Administration is starting to show some cracks.

Ya old Slow Joe is a piece ... (Below threshold)

Ya old Slow Joe is a piece of work, but at least he is not out peddling Carbon Credits like our genious. Who buys that crap?!

Yeah, Bill used to give the... (Below threshold)

Yeah, Bill used to give the same speech. 20 minutes on how good it would be, 8 seconds later he was finished.

Avon calling? These little... (Below threshold)

Avon calling? These little women with their kitchen-businesses are so funny! M, can you see us schlepping door-to-door putting lipstick on pigs? It's so Palinian.

Tee hee... do you have a t... (Below threshold)

Tee hee... do you have a tickle-me-elmo, too?

Honest! For the longest tim... (Below threshold)

Honest! For the longest time I didn't realize it was two people, Harry and Pelosi, I thought it was hairy Pelosi.

The ladies enjoy seeing Rah... (Below threshold)

The ladies enjoy seeing Rahm poke-fighting with Gibbsy.

I know! He's hilarious! A... (Below threshold)

I know! He's hilarious! Al would put you to sleep the instant he opened his mouth, but Joe...

The Bitch's of Beastbrick!<... (Below threshold)

The Bitch's of Beastbrick!

"Last time He pulled his jo... (Below threshold)

"Last time He pulled his johnson out in front of Me Monica was in gradeschool!"

This is your First Lady... (Below threshold)

This is your First Lady

This is your First Lady on crack

Well, we have "speak no evi... (Below threshold)

Well, we have "speak no evil" and "see no evil covered." Where's "big-ears"?

Hillary....."here comes the... (Below threshold)

Hillary....."here comes the nose meat yogurt on your hubby's shoes...."

"Yeah Pelosi's a crazy old ... (Below threshold)

"Yeah Pelosi's a crazy old hag but I caught Harry sniffing her shoes."

Psst. If we were at WalMart... (Below threshold)

Psst. If we were at WalMart, YOU'd be on sale at half price.

Hillary: "And then I told t... (Below threshold)
Big Country:

Hillary: "And then I told the Israelis that they had our undying support..."
Michelle: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

I'm going to have to steal ... (Below threshold)

I'm going to have to steal the post title from below...

"Joe Biden is an idiot."

Ever get that not so fresh ... (Below threshold)

Ever get that not so fresh feeling?

This is primo blow, Michele... (Below threshold)

This is primo blow, Michele!

Cough-"upyoursbitch"-cough ... (Below threshold)

Cough-"upyoursbitch"-cough cough.

Uh oh, farted...... (Below threshold)

Uh oh, farted...

Great joke, Michelle! I los... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Great joke, Michelle! I lost my dentures laugh-
ing so hard. Actually, they're Louise Slaughter's....and she'll want them back.
Could you reach down.........

So, Michelle...I pushed on ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

So, Michelle...I pushed on my nose, went
BEEP BEEP.....and the limo was there in
two seconds. How do YOU call for it?

No, Michelle...ah am nooooo... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

No, Michelle...ah am noooooo ways taaaarrrrred
......but thanks for asking!"

Psssst! Michelle....have th... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Psssst! Michelle....have they turned on YOUR
vibrator yet?

Only the "little people" in... (Below threshold)

Only the "little people" in the fly over states use Avon.

"And there was Rahm, withou... (Below threshold)

"And there was Rahm, without even a towel covering his tush..."

"It's a genuwine Uncle Buck... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"It's a genuwine Uncle Buck Tri-tone, double
reed Strutter call, and it fools 'em every
time......lookit Schumer over there doing
the "turkey two-step!"

I saw your husband pick n h... (Below threshold)

I saw your husband pick n his nose at the summit. He had like 4 fingers up n there... kinka like this.

Hillary: "you go girl... no... (Below threshold)

Hillary: "you go girl... no bra... just tuck n them in those big ass belts.. huh"

Hillary: "the best part was... (Below threshold)

Hillary: "the best part was.. the fat little intern had a blue dress just like yours"

"Did you hear the one about... (Below threshold)

"Did you hear the one about the Republicans who think that a bill has to pass BOTH houses before the President signs it into law?"

"Hey, Michelle. I just red... (Below threshold)

"Hey, Michelle. I just reduced my carbon footprint by releasing a greenhouse gas."

"Axe not what ya can do fo ... (Below threshold)

"Axe not what ya can do fo you country; Axe what da country can do fo da peeps."

Although I respect your abi... (Below threshold)
Natty Dark:

Although I respect your ability to smile while sleeping, you need to wake up now - they are asking you a direct question.

What a coincidence!! We bo... (Below threshold)

What a coincidence!! We both met our husbands at the Roxbury!!

"I wouldn't let Bill put a ... (Below threshold)

"I wouldn't let Bill put a humidor room in our house either."

Whewwwwww!...Michelle, cros... (Below threshold)

Whewwwwww!...Michelle, cross your legs....

"I wear pants suits because... (Below threshold)

"I wear pants suits because I once shaved my legs and wrecked 'em."

Whispered: "Hell no, we ... (Below threshold)

Whispered: "Hell no, we won't blow."

You want to get to work on ... (Below threshold)

You want to get to work on that bi-partisan tax cut for 95% of the people....

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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