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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden high-five after watching Sasha Obama and Maisy Biden, the Vice President's granddaughter, play in a basketball game in Chevy Chase, Md., Feb. 27, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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We're this close to enslavi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We're this close to enslaving America! Yeah baby!

Heil Obama! Oops sorry Boss... (Below threshold)

Heil Obama! Oops sorry Boss...

President Obama made up for... (Below threshold)

President Obama made up for a previous gaffe today when he personally met with one of the Special Olympics top athletes.

All we are is just another ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

All we are is just another brick in the wall.

After VP Biden informed Pre... (Below threshold)

After VP Biden informed President Obama just how hard he tried to sever ties with Israel, the President could not contain his excitement.

Biden: They way Americans d... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Biden: They way Americans don't want Obamacare.

Obama: America can kiss my black Irish...

Rueters headlineTo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Rueters headline

Today President Obama met with all the nonunion healthcare workers who support Obamacare.

Former President Obama make... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Former President Obama makes friends at his new home in Sing Sing.

Correction:Biden: ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:


Biden: They say Americans don't want Obamacare.

Obama: America can kiss my black Irish...

Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do ... (Below threshold)
Craig Chamier:

Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!

President Obama displays th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Obama displays the new diagnostic test for stroke prevention as outlined under his new healthcare plan.

Joe Biden proudly announced... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Joe Biden proudly announced today that he now has his street cred.

When asked what he do after... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When asked what he do after the basketball court with President Obama he stated he was going to the block to crack a 40 with the fellas.

After his meeting with Pres... (Below threshold)
retired military:

After his meeting with President Obama on the basketball court Joe Biden states that he has now been in touch with his inner blackness.

Ya, they call it "Deem and ... (Below threshold)

Ya, they call it "Deem and Pass"! We don't even have to vote on it!

That was the best floor buf... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

That was the best floor buffer ride ever!

"You are now my brother" i... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"You are now my brother" is what I heard the ghost of Martin Luther King being on that basketball court with President Obama.

Biden - "Mr President, how ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden - "Mr President, how can you people play basketball so well after eating all that fried chicken?"

Wonder spend powers ACTIVAT... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Wonder spend powers ACTIVATE!

Joe's so old he didn't know... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Joe's so old he didn't know how to high-five.

Brokeback Midnight Express<... (Below threshold)

Brokeback Midnight Express

"Now remember Joe, This inv... (Below threshold)

"Now remember Joe, This invisible glass box is impenetrable so you have to stay right here... and you're a mime so you have to stay quiet... right?"

Barack Obama, you've just t... (Below threshold)

Barack Obama, you've just taken the greatest nation in the world and turned it into another socialist hell hole. What 'cha gonna do?

I'm going to DisneyLand!

Hire the handicapped...they... (Below threshold)

Hire the handicapped...they're fun to watch.

Men Who Stare At (Governmen... (Below threshold)

Men Who Stare At (Government Revenue) Bloats.

One, two, three, four,<br /... (Below threshold)

One, two, three, four,
I declare a dumb war.

"Don't Rahm me bro..."... (Below threshold)

"Don't Rahm me bro..."

At the press conference aft... (Below threshold)
retired military:

At the press conference after the basketball game VP Biden stated "I can feel my skin getting darker already"

Biden - "Is this called dap... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden - "Is this called dapping?"

Obama - "No this is called Slapaho"

Slaughter rule...Yea baby!!... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Slaughter rule...Yea baby!!

When Obama touches the mirr... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

When Obama touches the mirror he sees his typical white ancestor.

"Schmiel, schmazel. Hausenp... (Below threshold)

"Schmiel, schmazel. Hausenpfeiffer incorporated!"

Joe: "Jees... at least Rahm... (Below threshold)

Joe: "Jees... at least Rahm gave me a chest bump in the shower..."

Yea, we got the bucket off!... (Below threshold)

Yea, we got the bucket off!

Whenever these guys celebra... (Below threshold)

Whenever these guys celebrate, America is suffering.

This must be the new Marxis... (Below threshold)

This must be the new Marxist handshake.

If I were Joe, I'd be on th... (Below threshold)

If I were Joe, I'd be on the lookout about now for busses heading my way.

President Obama meets with ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Obama meets with all his supporters at campaign headquarters election night 2012 prior to election results being announced. The crowd remained upbeat prior to the results being announced.

Today healthcare, tomorrow ... (Below threshold)

Today healthcare, tomorrow the world!

High sign for the He-man Am... (Below threshold)

High sign for the He-man America Haters Club

Michael Corleone spends a f... (Below threshold)

Michael Corleone spends a few happy moments with Fredo

Ya Baby We Won - now it's p... (Below threshold)

Ya Baby We Won - now it's panty raid time at the girls dorm!

"High five, take 36...and..... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

"High five, take 36...and...ACTION!"

"This basket really is the ... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

"This basket really is the same height back at Hickory!!"

A couple of guys that deser... (Below threshold)

A couple of guys that deserved to be left hangin'... for treason.

O: I got Kucinich to change... (Below threshold)

O: I got Kucinich to change his mind! And all it took was a ride in my big fancy airplane!

B: You go, man! What a sucker! Soon we'll be taking all of America 'for a ride!'

Obama responds after in an ... (Below threshold)

Obama responds after in an attempt to throw around some street lingo, Biden said "Give me some sugah"

Run and None... Salutes One... (Below threshold)

Run and None... Salutes One and Done.

"President Obama made up fo... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"President Obama made up for a previous gaffe today when he personally met with one of the Special Olympics top athletes." JP
Sorry JP. Using Special Olympics to make fun of Biden puts you in the same category as Emanuel and the President.

Me and my shadow....... (Below threshold)

Me and my shadow....

"Joe, this is how you do a ... (Below threshold)
Big Mo:

"Joe, this is how you do a high-five. Next, I'll show you the crotch kick, just like I'm doing to all those suckers who voted for me."

"Keep smiling for the camer... (Below threshold)
Big Mo:

"Keep smiling for the camera. But if you touch me again like this, Joe, I'll break your fingers Chicago-style."

Wax on, wax off.... (Below threshold)

Wax on, wax off.

Obama: Hey Biden, let's do ... (Below threshold)

Obama: Hey Biden, let's do our favorite childhood rhyme ... the progressive version ... and don't forget I'm a "lefty" ...

Powergrab, Powergrab, all for the common good,
Pass the healthcare bill as fast as you can;
Roll it, pat it, dressed it up, mark it with the "M" for morality,
Sign it into law for them, not for you or me!

I wish you well :) Melek

"Medicine is the keystone of the arch of socialism." --Vladimir Lenin

A comment, not an entry:</p... (Below threshold)

A comment, not an entry:

Winners will be announced Monday morning?

There won't be any, the way I see it.

Up against the wall Muthaf8... (Below threshold)

Up against the wall Muthaf87ker!

Dis is a stickup!

Thought balloon, "Jeez, if ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Thought balloon, "Jeez, if we put Joe in some tall, yellow rubber boots he'd look just like Carter in that picture at the Three Mile Island nuc plant. Damn nuc plants, I don't like 'em. I hate 'em. Good thing Nancy and Harry have my back on that one.

Hey, don't Joe have anythin' he's supposed to be doin? Whoa, what am I thinkin? Joe's my insurance policy. Way to go Joe, doin' a hell of a job!"

It was funnier when Harpo M... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

It was funnier when Harpo Marx and Lucille Ball did this.

Obama congratulates Joe for... (Below threshold)

Obama congratulates Joe for going one whole hour without saying anything stupid.

Joe: "HIGH FIVE... How many... (Below threshold)

Joe: "HIGH FIVE... How many pins did you knock down? No gutter balls?"
Barry: "Uh... this is a basketball court, Joe."
Joe: "Cool... guess I shoonta oiled the lanes then?"

"Why make trillions when we... (Below threshold)

"Why make trillions when we could make... billions?"

Biden - How do you get $10... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden - How do you get $100 billion worth of healthcare?

Obama - by spending a trillion tax payer dollars.

"God rest her Soul, Joe"?</... (Below threshold)

"God rest her Soul, Joe"?

Great job. I can't stand the Irish either.

Patty cakePatty cake... (Below threshold)
Vivien Hibbert:

Patty cake
Patty cake
Obama's man
Pass that health care as fast as you can!!!

"No, Joe! I said to pull my... (Below threshold)

"No, Joe! I said to pull my finger not tickle my palm. That is sissy stuff."

After a tender touch of the... (Below threshold)

After a tender touch of the hand, Joe Biden knew that "Love Story" was not written about Al and Tipper!

Barry Obama and Joey Biden ... (Below threshold)

Barry Obama and Joey Biden "deem" that they've won the game. Never even had to take off their street clothes.

High Jive... (Below threshold)

High Jive

Thuggery and bribery live t... (Below threshold)

Thuggery and bribery live together in perfect harmony

Dufus & Dufuser... (Below threshold)

Dufus & Dufuser

With a knicknack p... (Below threshold)

With a knicknack paddywack give the dog a bone, Barry is a marxist clone..

Barack: Steve Green is real... (Below threshold)

Barack: Steve Green is really speaking truth to power today!

Joe: Yeah!

"Once again, the media didn... (Below threshold)
George True:

"Once again, the media didn't fact-check a single thing we said, so it looks like we're home free on our healthcare scam."

Biden:..... (Below threshold)


...You rocked big guy! There's no way I could've bullshitted my way out of those questions Bret Baier was firing at you.


Yeah...that was pretty sweet. And did you see how I threw in the bit about the interruption just like Olbermann and Maddow suggested?

"Don't ask.""Don't t... (Below threshold)

"Don't ask."
"Don't tell."

"Heh, and they said I could... (Below threshold)

"Heh, and they said I couldn't do a 360 slam to the economy!"

"No vote, no problem. D... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"No vote, no problem. Democracy is DEAD!"

Show me the money!... (Below threshold)

Show me the money!

We just voted on a school g... (Below threshold)

We just voted on a school gymnasium budget and my daughter was deemed to be high scorer.

I think we're really on to something here Joe!

"Hey Boss - You lie and I'l... (Below threshold)

"Hey Boss - You lie and I'll swear to it."

The dunce and the pauper!</... (Below threshold)

The dunce and the pauper!

All those who approve of co... (Below threshold)

All those who approve of communism raise your hand!

No Joe. You cannot rub my h... (Below threshold)

No Joe. You cannot rub my head fort luck.

Hey, Joe, sing with me:<br ... (Below threshold)

Hey, Joe, sing with me:
"Constitution falling down,
falling down,
falling down,
Constitution falling down,
My fair Nancy!"

A Vulcan mind-meld being fa... (Below threshold)

A Vulcan mind-meld being far too hazardous to the president in this instance, Obama and V.P. Biden shared a Democrat hand-out, by which Biden can be deemed to have gained a glimpse of Obama's supreme intellect.

Obama: "Hey look! We form a... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Hey look! We form a 'W'!"

The other March Madness. <... (Below threshold)

The other March Madness.

Roll it, pat it, mark it wi... (Below threshold)

Roll it, pat it, mark it with a P,
Put it in the Senate for Nancy and me.

I know of 2 new jobs Barry ... (Below threshold)

I know of 2 new jobs Barry could create..

Biden singing: "London Brid... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Biden singing: "London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ..."

Barack giggling: "Wait till San Fran Nan finds out it's really the Golden Gate that'll be crashing around her."

Got your back boss, I'm lea... (Below threshold)

Got your back boss, I'm leaving DC for a couple of days.

Wizbang declared me "The Tr... (Below threshold)

Wizbang declared me "The Troll King", that makes you the Troll Prince, Nancy the Troll Princess, Harry the Troll Jester, and Michelle........

"we screwed 'em again Joe!"... (Below threshold)
Poor Michigan Dave:

"we screwed 'em again Joe!"

FEELINGS WHOA WHOA WHOA FEE... (Below threshold)


Hey, Man, let's go to the s... (Below threshold)

Hey, Man, let's go to the shower and talk about health care. Rahm's waiting for us!

Joe, thanks for coming to t... (Below threshold)

Joe, thanks for coming to the game.

But if you call my girls "nappy headed O's" one more time, I'm gonna give you the Al Capone "Teamwork" speech.

Barry and Joe celebrate the... (Below threshold)

Barry and Joe celebrate the kick off of their "Blues Brothers 2010 Tour" to wreck the Constitution.

"Remember Joe... Your assig... (Below threshold)

"Remember Joe... Your assignment is G-14 classified."

Barry: "So what's the going... (Below threshold)

Barry: "So what's the going rate for a Congressman these days?"
Joe: "Same as ever, 30 pieces of silver."

BERNIE MADOFF: Nop... (Below threshold)
Gaius Piconius:

BERNIE MADOFF: Nope! I gotta hand it to ya bro', you've really put me in the shade.

Obama seen playing patty-ca... (Below threshold)

Obama seen playing patty-cake with another man.
He'll be hearing from Judge Doom and the weasels soon...

Biden - "... and I sent Ste... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden - "... and I sent Steve Green and his troll friends to vote negatively on all the potential winners of the wizbang caption contest this week. "

Obama - "ALLLRIIIGHHHTTTTJoe, what would I do without you."

"Joeycakes,joeycakes sycoph... (Below threshold)

"Joeycakes,joeycakes sycophant man destroying this country as fast as we can!!(apologies to the childrens tune pattycake,pattycake!)

"Borderline 'leven"... (Below threshold)

"Borderline 'leven"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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