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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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President Barack Obama meets with President Nicolas Sarkozy of France in the Oval Office, March 30, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Let them eat cake.... (Below threshold)

Let them eat cake.

"So, Nicolas, if Guam tips ... (Below threshold)

"So, Nicolas, if Guam tips over, is your country ready and willing to render aid?"

Barack wears his SEIU power... (Below threshold)

Barack wears his SEIU power tie.

Now listen, Nick buddy... t... (Below threshold)

Now listen, Nick buddy... this whole banning the burqa thing... I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but I wouldn't bank on Israel being around much longer. I'm not saying, I'm just saying, you know....

You like my health care pla... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

You like my health care plan don't you?

Hmmmm présidente crosses hi... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hmmmm présidente crosses his legs like a girl.

"I can go to my right, but ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"I can go to my right, but I prefer to go to my left"

So I says to Joe, "You're r... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

So I says to Joe, "You're right this IS F%#@&*%g big"

Hey Nick...pull my finger.<... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey Nick...pull my finger.

Sarko--"Damn, it must be th... (Below threshold)

Sarko--"Damn, it must be the jet-lag."

First you wet your finger a... (Below threshold)

First you wet your finger and then you put it in the air and see which way the wind is blowing. Works for me.....

I'm just trying to imagine... (Below threshold)

I'm just trying to imagine the State gift you have in mind for the President of France. An ashtray? Some American cheese? A case of Boone's Farm in the handy boxes?

The mind, it boggles!

Obama: "What's the most com... (Below threshold)

Obama: "What's the most common French phrase?"
Sarkozy: "I give up."
Obama: "No really, what is it?"

We could have had Israeli-P... (Below threshold)

We could have had Israeli-Palestinian peace if only Kansas had gotten at least to the :final four"

We have noticed the growing... (Below threshold)

We have noticed the growing problem of Islam in France. This is why we are now advocating a two-state solution for Paris.

"We French have done some s... (Below threshold)

"We French have done some stupid things in our time, some really stupid things.... but nothing, nothing we've done comes close to the Americans making this bouffon President"... Tres imbeciles!

You guys in France figured ... (Below threshold)

You guys in France figured out how you're going to pay for your own medical research?

Because I just pretty much killed it off over here.

(Sarkoszy thought balloon) ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

(Sarkoszy thought balloon) "Will he never shut up? Come on, I want to get out of here. How many ways can this guy say the same thing? I wonder if Carla packed that new red nightie? Mon dieu, here he goes with the restating again. Please, somebody,get me out of here."

I'm really sorry I drank th... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

I'm really sorry I drank that 5-Hour Energy. I could really use a nap right now.

"Well of course I wore a gl... (Below threshold)

"Well of course I wore a glove before I used the finger on them."

By the way, my Justice Depa... (Below threshold)

By the way, my Justice Department tells me that under a liberal reading of the interstate commerce clause, we can tax French citizens too.

It's in the new health care bill!

Sarkozy is forced to prop h... (Below threshold)

Sarkozy is forced to prop his chin to keep his head from bobbing as Obama's endless prattle causes him to nod off...

"...and like I've always sa... (Below threshold)

"...and like I've always said, Drill Baby, Drill."

Yeah, I did see those pictu... (Below threshold)

Yeah, I did see those pictures of Carla. But, look on the bright side...Sandra Bullock is back on the market!

You might ditch all that Nazi memorabilia first, though. Might bring back unpleasant associations for the poor woman...

Lemme put it to you this wa... (Below threshold)

Lemme put it to you this way.

If I were you, I wouldn't get sick while you're here.

Sarkozy reflects on how a b... (Below threshold)

Sarkozy reflects on how a bold tie can really make a huge impact on any suit, even an empty one...

Right down to ze pink tie, ... (Below threshold)

Right down to ze pink tie, zis guy is a commie, non?

Whatever, Barack.I... (Below threshold)

Whatever, Barack.

I'm just here to pick up an iPad.

So, after playing the te... (Below threshold)

So, after playing the temp, you became the boss and then you were fired and then you got your job back. What's Steve Carell really like?

Sacre Blue! Withou... (Below threshold)

Sacre Blue!

Without ze telepromptair, you make no sense? Oui?

So how do you say FU Americ... (Below threshold)

So how do you say FU America, I won in french?

I know they caught me on ca... (Below threshold)

I know they caught me on camera digging before, but man Sarky, check this one out!

Look, French dude, say anyt... (Below threshold)

Look, French dude, say anything I don't like and I'll show you a different finger.

"Hey Sarky, you ever got on... (Below threshold)

"Hey Sarky, you ever got one of them Nobel Peace Prizes?"

Did you know that Michelle ... (Below threshold)
IA Pete:

Did you know that Michelle boils our vegetables from the White House garden in this very fireplace? She is such a national treasure!

OK, here's the plan:... (Below threshold)

OK, here's the plan:
Number One, The Banks
Number Two, The Car Companies
Number Three, Health Care
Number Four, Energy.....

Wait you're not that with t... (Below threshold)

Wait you're not that with that Israeli guy are you? O.K take the picture.

Listen, as long as enough p... (Below threshold)

Listen, as long as enough people think we're doing something about Iran that's all that matters.

How are the doctors in Fran... (Below threshold)

How are the doctors in France? In a couple of years I'm going to need to find a country with decent healthcare.

Sarkozy thought bubble: ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Sarkozy thought bubble: "I'm going to need a long shower after this to clean off all the bullshit that's flying out of this clown's mouth..."

You know Nick, when I cross... (Below threshold)
mickey makulet:

You know Nick, when I cross my legs like this I can hold it for hours, not like that sissy boy Gore who kept running out of the meetings when he was trying to get campaign donations from the Chinese. I tell you what, sometimes the only way to control the Obama log is to sit like this... and I wear dark suits. That helps too.

Obama - "So Nick, after the... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "So Nick, after the auto companies, the banks, and health care, what do you think is the next step I should take towards socialism? The cap and trade mandate or making illegal immigrants legal voters?"

Obaqma - "Hey Nick, if you ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obaqma - "Hey Nick, if you think healthcare was a good step towards breaking the economy just wait till I add 25 million illegal immigrants to the welfare, social security, and healthcare roles. The VAT tax will be a shoo in after people see all that red ink."

"I don't know, Sarky, every... (Below threshold)

"I don't know, Sarky, everyone keeps getting all 'oui-oui-ed up' about me. The French are pretty historically arrogant--any advice?"

This is the biggest booger ... (Below threshold)

This is the biggest booger I ever picked out of my nose

Barack Obama gets Oui Oui'd... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Barack Obama gets Oui Oui'd up with Nicolas Sarkozy.

What? You don't REALLY thin... (Below threshold)

What? You don't REALLY think I am gonna let em drill offshore do ya? Geez nobody here in this country believes that...

Obama- thinking to himself ... (Below threshold)

Obama- thinking to himself "What tiny little man, I sure am glad that my staff was able to borrow from the old Carson show the slide out footrest."

Sarkozy- thinking to himself "Obama could pass for a French man, he surrenders to the enemy, sells out his friends, and well heck the whole Birther movement grants a big window. I wonder?

TOTUS-thinking to itself "dang, I am tired of being hauled all over, if I have to repeat last nights performance with Michelle O in the bedroom, I tell you, I will fall to the floor and shatter this time! How on earth could he not perform with the sweet seductive phrases I prompted him with, I will never know?

Sarkozy's specially made lectern- thinking to itself "I sure hope Monsieur keeps it in his pants this time."

Obama: Like Joe says, it's ... (Below threshold)

Obama: Like Joe says, it's no big f****ing deal. Just be emphatic about it. That'll get them off your case.

"My shit? Doesn't stink. ... (Below threshold)

"My shit? Doesn't stink. I'm serious - just take a whiff..."

"You see, Nick, learning to... (Below threshold)

"You see, Nick, learning to speak French is hard. So I skipped that and went directly to being French."

No Nicolas, I don't hate th... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

No Nicolas, I don't hate the ordinary American ... but they can be irritating when they get "uppity" and start acting like they should run their country, instead of their betters like you and me.

Cropped out of photo: Telep... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Cropped out of photo: Teleprompter behind Sarkozy's chair.

Er,yes, President Obama, I ... (Below threshold)
Steve Green's 1st Grade Teacher:

Er,yes, President Obama, I do agree that Michelle is a 'finer ho' than Carla. Now do I get that photo op and dinner?

No, really! I'm offering t... (Below threshold)

No, really! I'm offering to sell back the Louisiana Purchase for only $20 trillion. It's a bargain at twice the price!

"Look, Nick. Always trim yo... (Below threshold)

"Look, Nick. Always trim your nails before giving your countrymen the digital probe!"

Sarkozy stares at the empty... (Below threshold)

Sarkozy stares at the empty suit next to him, knowing the White House will photo-shop in an image of Obama later.

If you were as smart as me,... (Below threshold)

If you were as smart as me, and I know I am...

So how do I introduce that ... (Below threshold)

So how do I introduce that VAT thing without getting my head cut off? Any kind of French phrase I can use so I can sound sophisticated?

One of these is a cheese-ea... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

One of these is a cheese-eating surrender monkey -- the other is Nicolas Sarkozy.

Obama: "What is this surren... (Below threshold)

Obama: "What is this surrender minkey?"

Barry hijinks: "If You tax ... (Below threshold)

Barry hijinks: "If You tax them they will come"

I tried to cross my legs th... (Below threshold)

I tried to cross my legs that way once, but my testicles got in the way

It was bound to happen soon... (Below threshold)

It was bound to happen sooner or later, but it still came as a shock when the french president realized that he wasn't the biggest pu$$y in the room. And unfortunately for the U.S., the room happened to be the Oval Office.

"You know we don't use deod... (Below threshold)

"You know we don't use deodorant or shower that much but Michelle's jokes about your body odor hit the fondue fork on the head."

What do you mean, I "cross ... (Below threshold)
RK in TX:

What do you mean, I "cross my legs like a girl?"

Wow, it really does help to... (Below threshold)

Wow, it really does help to bite down hard on your thumb. I can barely hear him drone on about his vision for the future of the world order.

"You're right, Nicky.....It... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"You're right, Nicky.....It's a DC telephone
book under you.....to keep you from looking
like some shriveled frog on a lily pad."

"On my Vatican trip, I'll b... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"On my Vatican trip, I'll bless the Pope
with THIS finger."

More proof that the French ... (Below threshold)

More proof that the French president is to the right of Obama.

"How do you do it, Sarky? ... (Below threshold)

"How do you do it, Sarky? When I say 'wee-wee' they all make fun of me!"

We decided to exorcise our ... (Below threshold)

We decided to exorcise our constitutional right to regulate international commerce. We are writing legislation that forces France to start buying our breads and our potato chips. Each person in France must buy 2 loaves of our bread and 3 bags of our chips each weak, or pay a fine.

Obama: "Just can't believe ... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Just can't believe this came out of my nose...usually it comes out of my ass."

Obama: "But I've been doing... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama: "But I've been doing all the talking. Now I'm eager to hear what you think about me."

The President didn't realiz... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

The President didn't realize how long he had been talking until he noticed Sarkozy's eyelids had closed.

Sarkozy thought bubble: "Ma... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Sarkozy thought bubble: "Maybe he'll stop talking if I just close my eyes and picture him gone."

Sarkozy, thinking: "Hairy r... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Sarkozy, thinking: "Hairy reed, hairy reed. This must be some kind of marsh grass, I think."

"Pardon me. Do you have any... (Below threshold)

"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Now that I signed the Healt... (Below threshold)

Now that I signed the Health Care bill I am qualified to give you a rectal exam.

Obama - "I dont understand ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "I dont understand why you dont like my gift. That case of Mad Dog 20/20 was from my personal stock. Would you prefer a case of TJ Swan instead?"

did i ever tell you that yo... (Below threshold)

did i ever tell you that you look like timmy geithner

Sarkozy thinking to himself... (Below threshold)

Sarkozy thinking to himself: "What was I thinking? Rahm was right. Talking to this guy sober is ten times worse than having a hangover."

Sarkozy thinking to himself... (Below threshold)

Sarkozy thinking to himself "Shit! This guy really is a fucking idiot!"

The last sentence of the di... (Below threshold)

The last sentence of the disclaimer says it all.

Sarkozy thought bubble = "A... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Sarkozy thought bubble = "And they think I am a leftist coward! HAH!"

Obama " The only French I k... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama " The only French I know is - Voulez vous se couche Avec Moi? I always wondered what it meant"

Les Miserables... (Below threshold)
Caesar Augustus:

Les Miserables

...so I held the Bic lighte... (Below threshold)

...so I held the Bic lighter so long that I burnt my finger- turns out the Constitution wasn't written on paper- it's something called Vellum.....

"I fart in your general dir... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

"I fart in your general direction."

No extradition and 700 mill... (Below threshold)
Uncle Sam's Ghost:

No extradition and 700 million in gold, OK? Name it and claim it, baby!

You'll like this Nick. I ha... (Below threshold)

You'll like this Nick. I have a four part plan to make France a freer and more prosperous country than the U.S. First, health care...

Two reasons the world is no... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Two reasons the world is not in good shape these days.

"I know Jacques Chirac and ... (Below threshold)

"I know Jacques Chirac and believe me Nick, you don't know Jack!"

"No frenchy,I am not wearin... (Below threshold)

"No frenchy,I am not wearin this color tie in honor of the brazillian chick we were scopin out awhile back!

"Speaking of trade, let's t... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"Speaking of trade, let's trade wives for a night, maybe longer."

"My prostate's fine, Nicky.... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"My prostate's fine, Nicky. But Obamacare
gives me the right to check YOURS".

"I'm giving Israel the wron... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"I'm giving Israel the wrong finger, but they'll get my message. It's called 'tact',

Obama "Constitution? I don... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Constitution? I dont care about any Constitution!"

Sarkozy "Sacre bleu"

Sarkozy - "So how did you g... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Sarkozy - "So how did you get the health care bill passed?"

Obama - "I made the holdouts an offer they couldnt refuse"

What do you mean Carla woul... (Below threshold)
richard diamond:

What do you mean Carla wouldn't go for it. Michelle already told me that she thinks you're totally hot.

"So I sez to him Fuck The C... (Below threshold)

"So I sez to him Fuck The Constitution, I'm in charge around here."

Obama: "I know how to say i... (Below threshold)

Obama: "I know how to say it in Spanish, but how do you say 'merci beaucoup' in French?"

"So all these references ab... (Below threshold)

"So all these references about 'Waterloo' don't have anything to do with Iowa?"

President Obama offers to P... (Below threshold)

President Obama offers to President Sarkozy to return the Statue of Liberty to the French in the same way he returned the bust of Churchill that was in the White House to the English.

Obama: "Oh, f%#k Voltaire!"... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Oh, f%#k Voltaire!"

And SEIU can do for you wha... (Below threshold)

And SEIU can do for you what they've done for me. Why just look at this great tie!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... (Below threshold)


"Well, for tax increases, I... (Below threshold)
mahone dunbar:

"Well, for tax increases, I put my right finger into the American public's anus, just so. Then, I cup their testicles in my palm and squeeze, squeeze squeeze . . . "

Obama thought bubble: "Wow,... (Below threshold)

Obama thought bubble: "Wow, Sarkozy thinks I'm awesome! He just called me a big shower! That must be pretty important!"

Hold that thought! I have ... (Below threshold)

Hold that thought! I have to go and talk to my adoring public before I go have dinner with Michelle. You can sleep right where you are.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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