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Remember how we all laughed back when I said for all I care Barack Obama could dress up like Lili Von Shtupp and sing show tunes as long as he didn't screw things up too bad? Well who's laughing now? Not me. I wish he'd make with the show tunes and drag already. Maybe play some basketball in a dress. Wasn't there a b-movie about some washed out NBA player playing in the WNBA in drag?

Sunday when we met at my sister's for Easter, I happened to pick up the Metro section and there was an ad for the Hung-Dingers. Apparently a trio of traveling troubadours in drag impersonating Cher, Bette Midler, and Tina Turner is performing over in Dallas' gay district. I was giggling to myself like a pointy-headed cretin picturing a bunch of guys standing in line with their wives outside, one standing on a bench throwing a noose over a lamp post and another looking at the Sun through binoculars and yet another packing firecrackers under his eyelids and in his ears and one sucking on an exhaust pipe...

This is the sort of premium quality pontificating you've come to expect from the World's 53rd highest rated political blog.

Which brings us to the topic of which sports conservatives and liberals enjoy. I thought at first this survey on sports viewing and preference might be an April Fool goof or satire to sucker the gullible, but it's legitimate. It just seemed too perfect.

Now this may come as a shocker, but NASCAR fans are likely to be Republican. And tomcats are likely to procreate in the wild, right? The five sports most likely to be watched by Republicans are:

  1. PGA golf
  2. College football
  4. Pro Bull Riding
  5. NHL

We can assume the PGA will drop off the list as racist Republican viewers tune out once Tiger Woods returns. College football makes sense as we drunken fraternity boys spent our time watching football instead of seeing all the unfairness in America. And then three sports with no black participants. Typical.

I swear you'll think this is made up, but the sports most likely to be watched by Democrats are:

  1. WNBA
  2. NBA
  3. WWE
  4. Women's Tennis
  5. Major League Soccer

See, I was going somewhere with the basketball in drag thing. I knew there was a reason the WNBA existed - television executives can't travel anywhere in their Democrat-dominated enclaves without overhearing breathless fans talking about the high quality, fundamentally sound play they saw in last night's Sparks game.

World Wrestling Entertainment is sort of a head scratcher, though. On the other hand, Democrats do seem to live in their own little fantasy world. We can take solace in knowing WWE fans are the least likely to vote of all sports viewing demographics.

Me? I like women's golf. There just something about Oriental gals in shorts bending and stooping and gripping. It's true. They go together like Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and Northern California sinsemilla.


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Comments (6)

No link to studyNo b... (Below threshold)

No link to study
No blink buddy.

Fixed.... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:


Hey Baron, how about the PR... (Below threshold)

Hey Baron, how about the PRCA rodeos?

I once saw a couple of PETA pukes (a flowerchild chick and a metrosexual with soul patch) with handycams at a local rodeo. They were preparing to film the suicide race hoping to record horses being injured or killed.

Just prior to the race the sound system was blaring "Beer for my Horses" by Toby Keith at 120 db. These two twits sat there with both hands pressed to their ears in agony.

We all figured out what they were there for (so much for cowboys being stupid) and cheered their departure after another successful and safe race.

Golf - menFootball -... (Below threshold)
Tsar Nicholas II:

Golf - men
Football - men
NASCAR - men; blue collar folks
Bull riding - men; blue collar folks
NHL - men


WNBA - women
NBA - inner city blacks
WWE - 18-24 year olds
Women's Tennis - women
Major League Soccer - wealthy suburbanites

The WNBA is like health car... (Below threshold)

The WNBA is like health care reform......everyone but a liberal knows it sucks, loses money and is impossible to conceive of the smell until you experience it up close.

You read the report wrong.<... (Below threshold)
Just John:

You read the report wrong.
It looks like NFL and Olympics are the most likely to be watched by either party.

Your lists don't reflect "sports most likely to be watched" by a particular party. They reflect sports most likely to have a high skew toward a party.






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