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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

First Lady Michelle Obama jumps as she dances with school children at the Siete de Enero school located in a low income neighborhood in Mexico City, Wednesday, April 14, 2010. Mrs. Obama is on a three-day visit to Mexico. (AP)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Most.powerful.queef.ever</p... (Below threshold)


Where's the broom?... (Below threshold)

Where's the broom?

Dispelling any doubt about ... (Below threshold)

Dispelling any doubt about her magical abilities, Michelle the Voodoo Queen levitates for the press.

With the country now headed... (Below threshold)

With the country now headed for bankruptcy, Michelle Obama is finally so proud of America that she leaps with joy.

How to train your dragon</p... (Below threshold)

How to train your dragon

As the Dark Queen began to ... (Below threshold)
Jay Wills:

As the Dark Queen began to levitate, little Lula suddenly realized that she was about to be eaten alive.

....and then she farted... (Below threshold)

....and then she farted

Masculine woman cant jump!<... (Below threshold)

Masculine woman cant jump!

From crouching Tiger to lea... (Below threshold)

From crouching Tiger to leaping Lizards.

rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiIIIIPPPP!!... (Below threshold)


Technically its not anti-gr... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Technically its not anti-gravity if the earth rejects you.

"Listen up kidz!!B... (Below threshold)

"Listen up kidz!!

Barack Hussein Obama! mmmm mmmm mmmm

Hes going to make a visit! mmmm mmmm mmmm

Hes coming here today! mmmm mmmm mmmm

Hes going to save the world ! mmmm mmmm mmmm"

Whaddaya know! Bullshit doe... (Below threshold)

Whaddaya know! Bullshit does fly.

Large raptors have been kno... (Below threshold)

Large raptors have been known to carry away small children.

In this rare photo, as children scream in terror, we see a giant Yellow Toed Arugala Owlbama swooping in for a snack.

She dreamed she transformed... (Below threshold)

She dreamed she transformed the country in her Maidenform bra.

Powers of light and darknes... (Below threshold)

Powers of light and darkness collide.

The Wicked Witch of the Eas... (Below threshold)

The Wicked Witch of the East Wing.

The First Lady establishes ... (Below threshold)

The First Lady establishes the National Association for the Advancement of Calisthenic People.

"Suffer the little children... (Below threshold)

"Suffer the little children to come unto me....and we'll eventually REALLY make them suffer." Hussein 6:66

SQWAWK! SQUWAWK! SQUWAWK! ... (Below threshold)


I thought the DoDo bird was... (Below threshold)

I thought the DoDo bird was extinct?

After calisthenics, we'll g... (Below threshold)

After calisthenics, we'll go to Music and sing "Barack Hussein Obama; Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm!", followed by a class on "The Common Good" in Sociology.

The Obama Administration: A... (Below threshold)

The Obama Administration: An exercise in Futility!

I believe I can fly!... (Below threshold)

I believe I can fly!

"Ive got you my pretties!"<... (Below threshold)

"Ive got you my pretties!"

....and Hillary's ass is th... (Below threshold)

....and Hillary's ass is thhhiiiissss wide."

It's Mary Tyler Obama:... (Below threshold)

It's Mary Tyler Obama:

Who can transform the world with just her smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it
With each glance and every little movement you show it

Tragedy is all around, no need to waste it
The country is yours, why don't you take it
You're gonna break it after all
You're gonna break it after all

The Pointless Sister sings ... (Below threshold)

The Pointless Sister sings "Jump!"

"Next my little sweets, let... (Below threshold)

"Next my little sweets, lets all read "rules for radicals" and make Barry proud of our country again..."

Notice the woman in back of... (Below threshold)

Notice the woman in back of her. She is amazed that she was able to levitate with that huge butt or she was wondering how this babe became first "lady"

I'm melting...melting...mel... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I'm melting...melting...melting

Paramount's remake of the ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Paramount's remake of the flying nun was renamed to the flying witch when Michello Obama was cast in the part.

Like any woman would, Miche... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Like any woman would, Michelle Obama jumps for joy when she finds out she can spend trillions of dollars of other's people money.

"These things must be handl... (Below threshold)

"These things must be handled delicately"

Hope floats! Then ... (Below threshold)

Hope floats!

Then again, so does flatulence..

Down here - we ALL float!!!... (Below threshold)

Down here - we ALL float!!!!

"All together now....GOD DA... (Below threshold)

"All together now....GOD DAMN AMERICA...."

The new NASA space program ... (Below threshold)

The new NASA space program is revealed in Mexico City

"And because Obama will not... (Below threshold)

"And because Obama will not fund a fence, you will always be able to jump over our border just as easy as ... this!"

Come my little lemmings....... (Below threshold)

Come my little lemmings.... JUMP!

"How much debt will you owe... (Below threshold)

"How much debt will you owe to the country when you're big.......thiiiiiis much!"

As God is my judge, I didn'... (Below threshold)

As God is my judge, I didn't think turkeys could fly.

Mary Poppins of South Chica... (Below threshold)

Mary Poppins of South Chicago is truly no Julie Andrews!

Indeed! Fly away and take ... (Below threshold)

Indeed! Fly away and take BO with you.

"I can fly, I can fly!!" Mi... (Below threshold)

"I can fly, I can fly!!" Michelle Obama, the Klingon Peter Pan.

Come children, If you reall... (Below threshold)

Come children, If you really want to fly all you need is to think good thoughts and take a hit of this little cigarette....

You can't fix STUPID..but y... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

You can't fix STUPID..but you can vote them out!!

Here's a game we play on my... (Below threshold)

Here's a game we play on my native Kashyyyk.

Listen up kids, the trick t... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Listen up kids, the trick to flying is to throw yourself to the ground and miss. Can we do it? Yes we can! Watch carefully now as I show you how it is done.

Fly my pretties! Fly! And g... (Below threshold)

Fly my pretties! Fly! And get her little dog too!

"Woohoo Kids!! Today you ge... (Below threshold)

"Woohoo Kids!! Today you get to meet the man of my life! The most intelligent charismatic man ever! The Teleprompter's going to be here to read "my pet goat" to you! wooooo!"

The First Klingon acclimati... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

The First Klingon acclimatizes to a (relatively) weightless environment on earth.

"Red rover, red rover, send... (Below threshold)

"Red rover, red rover, send amnesty right over..."

"Children, if you flap your... (Below threshold)

"Children, if you flap your arms fast enough you can fly, or if you're like me you just hop on your broom."

I once said that Obamacare ... (Below threshold)

I once said that Obamacare would pass when pigs fly. I got the order wrong on that one.

We are the worldWe... (Below threshold)

We are the world

We are the children

We are the ones who make them pay and pay

so lets start giving

theres a choice were making, we socialize their lives

Its true will make a better day, Barry and me

Montezuma's revenge ... fav... (Below threshold)
Jeff Medcalf:

Montezuma's revenge ... favor returned.

Woman behind her on her cel... (Below threshold)

Woman behind her on her cell phone : "You're not going to believe this, she doesn't need her broom to fly anymore."

Won't this cause another ea... (Below threshold)

Won't this cause another earthquake>

#21... shouldn't that be DO... (Below threshold)

#21... shouldn't that be DOO DOO bird???

...and then Camp Randall St... (Below threshold)

...and then Camp Randall Stadium collapsed.

And then, children, you jum... (Below threshold)

And then, children, you jump, jump, jump over the border into the US, where our ACORN representatives will immediately register you as Democrat voters.

Blunderella, wife of Captai... (Below threshold)

Blunderella, wife of Captain Oblivious, takes off on a crusade to save us all from ourselves. mpw

Even though The One will so... (Below threshold)

Even though The One will someday ascend to Heaven, His wife can only reach a height of four inches

You put your head in and yo... (Below threshold)
Jonathan Love:

You put your head in and you put your head out, you put your head in and the guillotine comes down.

Repeat after me, children. ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Repeat after me, children. Tea Partiers! Kill them! Kill them all!

The Flying None... (Below threshold)
just bob:

The Flying None

Ba-rack loves me, this I kn... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Ba-rack loves me, this I know
For the Statists tell me so
Little ones to him belong
Deep in debt before we're born

Yes, Ba-rack loves me
Yes, Ba-rack loves me
Yes, Ba-rack loves me

The Statists tell me so

Who knew Wookies could fly?... (Below threshold)

Who knew Wookies could fly?

Do you know what these are?... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Do you know what these are? These are called "condoms." Now, who brought the bananas?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do... (Below threshold)

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do

Stung by criticism of her o... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Stung by criticism of her over-use of the high-waisted belt, the First Lady deftly switches to the high-waisted sash.

"#21... shouldn't that b... (Below threshold)

"#21... shouldn't that be DOO DOO bird???"

How the hell would I know, their extinct?

Free puppies and rainbows a... (Below threshold)

Free puppies and rainbows and unicorns for everybody!! Yeah!!

Mary Poppins on steroids!</... (Below threshold)

Mary Poppins on steroids!

The effects of having "smok... (Below threshold)

The effects of having "smoke blown up your a##".

Michelle Obama learned a ne... (Below threshold)

Michelle Obama learned a new trick after David Blaine's visit to the White House!

Racists! I don't see any W... (Below threshold)

Racists! I don't see any WHITE kids in that picture! Where's Olbermann? He should be all over this!

I didn't know Klingons coul... (Below threshold)

I didn't know Klingons could levitate?

"Renew! Renew!"... (Below threshold)

"Renew! Renew!"

"Obumbles bounce!"... (Below threshold)

"Obumbles bounce!"

And they say, "white men ca... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

And they say, "white men can't jump!"

Jump Chewy! Jump! Good litt... (Below threshold)

Jump Chewy! Jump! Good little Wookie!

Woman In Black Dress ~ "¡Ay... (Below threshold)

Woman In Black Dress ~ "¡Ay, caramba!"

Child abuse!... (Below threshold)

Child abuse!

Jumping Jack Flash, She's a... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Jumping Jack Flash, She's all gas, gas, gas!

Michelle and her peers play... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Michelle and her peers play for the cameras.

You really didn't expect th... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

You really didn't expect the unpatriotic witch to fly like an eagle.

"...in your transgressions ... (Below threshold)

"...in your transgressions and sins, you used to live when you followed the ways of this world and of the ruler of the kingdom of the air, the spirit who is now at work in those who are disobedient..."

Ephesians 2:2

At first the White House de... (Below threshold)

At first the White House denied the story that Michelle Obama was full of Hot Air, but after the picture was released they changed their remarks to "No Comment"

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jacks... (Below threshold)

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson announced plans to sue and boycott the Earth today for its attempts to eject the First Lady off the surface of the planet.

"If we all jump at the same... (Below threshold)

"If we all jump at the same time, the earth will change its orbit!"

O M G ! ! !... (Below threshold)

O M G ! ! !

★ BREAKING NEWS ★ UPDATE ★ ... (Below threshold)





"I rather like to think tha... (Below threshold)

"I rather like to think that they teach me."

It was supposed to be a flo... (Below threshold)

It was supposed to be a floating ash cloud over Europe, not a floating ass clown.

"All I want for Christmas i... (Below threshold)

"All I want for Christmas is a new broomstick, a blue broomstick, a true broomstick"

That's gotta take some seri... (Below threshold)

That's gotta take some serious carbon credits right there...

She can't "jump" but she's ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

She can't "jump" but she's great at "shout."

Scientists released the fir... (Below threshold)

Scientists released the first photographic evidence of what triggered the earthquakes that devastated Chile recently....

How big is my husband's ego... (Below threshold)

How big is my husband's ego? This biiiiig.
How big are my husbands lies? This biiiiig.

How big are my husbands ear... (Below threshold)

How big are my husbands ears? This biiiiig.

Yaaaa... That will teach th... (Below threshold)

Yaaaa... That will teach those evil Republicans. They broke Allee Bautsch's leg and beat up Joe Brown. Yeah!!!

It's for the children.

While Barrack can walk on w... (Below threshold)

While Barrack can walk on water, Michelle can only hover in place!

"For the first time in my a... (Below threshold)

"For the first time in my adult life, I'm proud to be an Andorian."

"... Now, fly! Fly! Bring ... (Below threshold)

"... Now, fly! Fly! Bring me that girl and her slippers! Fly! Fly! Fly!"

Obama to NASA: "I have a re... (Below threshold)

Obama to NASA: "I have a replacement for the Space Shuttle that I think you'll agree, we can all get behind."

Ste. Michelle and cherubs a... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Ste. Michelle and cherubs ascend to heaven
in reenactment of the Easter miracle.
"Look, ma.....no hands.!

Michelle proudly shows off ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Michelle proudly shows off new pair of 14"
stiletto heels ($10,000 at HoShooz).
Members of Shoemaker's Elves' Union #309
participate in photo-op.

Pretty fly for a communi. <... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Pretty fly for a communi.

A "Marilyn Monroe Moment" a... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

A "Marilyn Monroe Moment" at a sidewalk
grate near the Whitehouse.

I'm suddenly nostalgic for ... (Below threshold)

I'm suddenly nostalgic for Hillary's pants suits.

...AND sense of decorum.</p... (Below threshold)

...AND sense of decorum.

"Bean Propulsion" was all t... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Bean Propulsion" was all the rage at NASA
headquarters following recent funding cuts.

Nike unveils their new Air ... (Below threshold)

Nike unveils their new Air Wookie shoes.

""As God is my witness I th... (Below threshold)

""As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly"


see kids of you think of Pr... (Below threshold)
Bill Shives:

see kids of you think of President Obama and me as super heros you to will be able to fly. See miguel, shandra, maria. You can all fly if you just beleive in us to save the world.

"Michelle then lightly touc... (Below threshold)

"Michelle then lightly touched down. Later, the maintenance crew came out and replaced the cracked, and crushed concrete in the several square yards around the incident...."

When my husband tells you t... (Below threshold)

When my husband tells you to jump, you don't ask how high, you...just...jump!

"Barackgeuse, Barackgeuse, ... (Below threshold)

"Barackgeuse, Barackgeuse, Barackgeuse."

The First Lady counters tho... (Below threshold)

The First Lady counters those who call her an air-head by demonstrating that she is, in fact, a helium-head.

Just keep repeating "Barack... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Just keep repeating "Barack" "Barack" "Barack" and you too can levitate.

"For the first time in my l... (Below threshold)

"For the first time in my life, I'm ashamed of my country".


The Wicked Witch of The Lef... (Below threshold)

The Wicked Witch of The Left.

Dark Lady laughed and dance... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dark Lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one
Danced to her gypsy music till her brew was done
Dark Lady played black magic
Till the clock struck on the twelve
She told me more about me than I knew myself

Walking on water was so<... (Below threshold)

Walking on water was so old school

Okay kids, chant along with... (Below threshold)

Okay kids, chant along with me as we jump...

Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour with a minimum of labour?
Do your boobs hang high?

Do your boobs flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your boobs flip-flop?

Do your boobs hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure when you hear an awful bore?
Do your boobs hang out?

AND then he took over the c... (Below threshold)

AND then he took over the car companies..
and then he took over the student loans...
and then he took over the banks..
and then he took over healthcare...

oh oh oh I'm so proud of my new socialist country..

After Obama gave everyone t... (Below threshold)

After Obama gave everyone the unicorns he promised Michelle went out to grant the power of flight.

I'm King of the World! (wel... (Below threshold)

I'm King of the World! (well, Queen) ..

All it takes is faith, trus... (Below threshold)

All it takes is faith, trust...and a little bit of pixie dust.

So if you care to find me<b... (Below threshold)

So if you care to find me
Look to the western sky!
As someone told me lately:
"Ev'ryone deserves the chance to fly!"

"Come on, everybody! We're ... (Below threshold)

"Come on, everybody! We're off to Neverland, the one place where SOCIALISM WORKS! Second star to the left, then straight on 'til morning!"

Remember kids all it takes ... (Below threshold)

Remember kids all it takes is faith and trust in obama and a 50: trillion dollar debt to get to wackoland

new jet propulsion... (Below threshold)

new jet propulsion

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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