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I vote Democrat because Democrats stay away from Special Interests:

"Goldman Sachs CEO visits White House 4 times during SEC investigation"

"Obama Treasury official who worked on subprime markets is writing consumer financial protection legislation?"

An Obama Treasury department official behind the consumer protection language in the proposed financial reform legislation is a former head of the Center for Responsible Lending (CRL), the advocacy wing of a non-profit community development lender funded by none other than John Paulson -- the billionaire who worked with Goldman Sachs to package bad mortgages into securities and offer them on the market.

As the old saying goes, it takes a thief ...


I vote Democrat because government workers are more responsible than their private sector counterparts:

"SEC and Pornography: Workers Spent Hours on Porn Sites Instead of Stopping Fraud"


I vote Democrat because we can always trust the government to tell the truth:

"Report says health care will cover more, cost more"

... the analysis also found that the law falls short of the president's twin goal of controlling runaway costs, raising projected spending by about 1 percent over 10 years. That increase could get bigger, since Medicare cuts in the law may be unrealistic and unsustainable, the report warned.

President Obama promised that health care reform would reduce the deficit and save families an average of $2500 a year, remember? Also, there has yet to be a government-funded health care program in the US that has even come close to its projected budgets. Further, the actual costs of Federal health programs (Medicare, Medicaid, SCHIP, etc.) have regularly been anywhere from two to ten times the original cost projections.

I feel so much better voting Democrat. Aren't you ashamed that you don't?


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I voted Democrat because I ... (Below threshold)

I voted Democrat because I am a lying scumbag.

I vote democrat because con... (Below threshold)
cat007 Author Profile Page:

I vote democrat because conservatives creep me out

I vote Democrat because Rep... (Below threshold)
Sean P:

I vote Democrat because Republican's obsessive worship of Ronald Reagan really creeps me out.

I vote Democrat because I'm tired of those intolerant busybodies telling me how to live my life.

I vote Democrat because Thomas Jefferson once said "Dissent is patriotic, but only in certain non-consecutive four or eight year periods. Otherwise it's treason."

It is hilarious to even men... (Below threshold)
Don L:

It is hilarious to even mention they're not the party of special interests. This is the very people that have divided America into groups in order that they may conquer it (and the groups are dumb enough to believe they really care about them)

The have divided and placed the poor against the rich-the young against the old - the black against the white - the female against the male - man from his God - the leaders against their constituants - the slothful from the productive - the educators from the truth - the scientists from science - the humans from nature - the unborn from their humanity - the news from propaganda - healthcare from control etc.

They do nothing but what all communists have done -divide and destroy (then pick up the pieces for uncle Karl)

I vote democrat because int... (Below threshold)

I vote democrat because intentions are all that matter, and we know better anyhow.

We Dems may screw up everything we touch, but hey, we mean well.

And when we dems screw things up, we put the blame elsewhere. Why not? We never get called on it.

I vote Democrat because Oba... (Below threshold)

I vote Democrat because ObamaCare paid for my lobotomy.

I vote Democrat because I b... (Below threshold)

I vote Democrat because I believe that if one person takes something from another it's theft - unless the Government is involved then it's 'charity'.

cat007,Very deep r... (Below threshold)


Very deep reasoning.

Sean p,

Every single one of your points can be applied to liberals and have much more weight.

I'm SHOCKED! SHOCKED, I te... (Below threshold)

I'm SHOCKED! SHOCKED, I tell you! Medical costs going up? LIES! ALL LIES! Barry, Nancy and Harry said cost would go DOWN. How dare those experts contradict THE ONE!

Why it's almost like the Obamassiah is a lying, know-nothing, scheming politician!

Yeah, I figured a day on th... (Below threshold)

Yeah, I figured a day on the golf course was better than a day going over to the Polish embassy to offer my condolences. So what allies should we screw over next?

I voted democratic because ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

I voted democratic because it isnt the results that count, it is the thought that counts.

I voted democratic because I know that everyone is too stupid to know how to spend their own money and need to be told how to spend it.

I voted democratic because I know that if we would just do away with our military and spend all that money helping people then everyone will like us.

I voted democratic because being liked is more important than actually solving problems.

I voted democratic because giving a man a fish every day is much better than teaching him how to fish and him having to actually be self sufficient.

I voted democratic because ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

I voted democratic because I believe it is fine to spend $20k per student for education even though private schools spend 1/3 to 1/2 less and provide a better education, smaller class sizes and a better learning environment.

I voted democratic because ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

I voted democratic because it is better to kill an unborn child and promote promiscuity than to try to teach personal responsiblity and abstinence in the first place.

I thought Sean P was being ... (Below threshold)

I thought Sean P was being ironic.

I vote democrat because I w... (Below threshold)

I vote democrat because I wanna be just as brainless as the fool who posted #15

I vote Democrat because I b... (Below threshold)

I vote Democrat because I believe that it's no ones business what two consenting adults do - unless one is paying the other less than $7.25 per hour.

I vote Demoncrat because I ... (Below threshold)

I vote Demoncrat because I never came down from my 1969 acid trip

I vote Democrat because I'm... (Below threshold)

I vote Democrat because I'm a sucker.

I vote democrat because the... (Below threshold)
juan guerriallin gonzales amigos consuevo:

I vote democrat because they say they give me amnesty

ha ha ha ha

I voted Demoncrat because I... (Below threshold)

I voted Demoncrat because I believe in the tooth fairy, unicorns, a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, deficits as far as the eye can see, cash for commiecrats, rules for radicals, big gov deserves all they steal from me, even the sweat off my balls, liberals have the best intentions for all of us, liberals are smarter then all the idiots that vote for them, madonna is a virgin, the Kennedys were near perfection, Obama is perfection.

I vote democrat because im ... (Below threshold)

I vote democrat because im a slave owner at heart

I vote democrat because i want to wallow in poverty

I vote democrat because I hate myself and want everyone else to feel my pain

I vote Democrat because I d... (Below threshold)
Tsar Nicholas II:

I vote Democrat because I died three years ago, but I'm still registered to vote in Philadelphia, St. Louis, Chicago, New Orleans and Milwaukee.

I died in october 1986 alon... (Below threshold)

I died in october 1986 along with my sister. Yet somehow I have probably voted in more states for democrats than the 8 states I have actually ever been to?

I vote Demoncrat cause I lo... (Below threshold)

I vote Demoncrat cause I love the short form of the pledge of allegiance!






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