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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Paul McCartney plays 'Michelle' in front of President Barack Obama, right, and first lady Michelle Obama, in the East Room of the White House in Washington Wednesday, June 2, 2010. He was presented the Gershwin Prize for Popular Song by President Barack Obama (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Barack: "The Beatles just ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Barack: "The Beatles just thought they were bigger than Jesus--I AM way, way, way bigger than Jesus."

"Why is she looking at him?... (Below threshold)

"Why is she looking at him??? Everybody is supposed to look at ME, all the time!"

♪"You'd think that people w... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

♪"You'd think that people would of had enough of commie Presidents, I look in front of me and I see it isn't so, oh no."♫

Man I love this job.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Man I love this job.

"Did you know, Michelle, th... (Below threshold)
Maggie Gara:

"Did you know, Michelle, that "Ebony and Ivory' was written for me?"

"...you dont know how lucky... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"...you dont know how lucky you are boys..."

Barack: "Inspiring , isn't it?"

"Just think, if John McCain... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Just think, if John McCain won Perry Como would be here."

Hey Babe,done good didnt I?... (Below threshold)

Hey Babe,done good didnt I?

"....but I tried. I tried ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Gara:

"....but I tried. I tried and I tried to bring the members of Congress into 'perfect harmony' but Republicans just block my every move."

"Oh yeah the oil spill...I ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Oh yeah the oil spill...I almost forgot."

And now a special request f... (Below threshold)

And now a special request from the president:

"Let me tell you how it will be;
There's one for you, nineteen for me.
'Cause I'm the taxman,
Yeah, I'm the taxman."

"Of course, I bowed when I ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Gara:

"Of course, I bowed when I met him, Michelle. He's a 'Sir' for goodness sake!"

President Obama is stunned ... (Below threshold)

President Obama is stunned to find himself in a room where no one is looking at him.

"Back in the USSR..."... (Below threshold)

"Back in the USSR..."

"...but why is he singing <... (Below threshold)

"...but why is he singing Maxwell's Silver Hammer."

"That's it! The answer to a... (Below threshold)
Maggie Gara:

"That's it! The answer to all my oil-spill problems, 'A Yellow Submarine'."

Barry: "He's singing Roc... (Below threshold)

Barry: "He's singing Rocky Raccoon... racist!!!"
Michelle: "From the White Album...Damned RACIST!!!"

One has no meat in his diet... (Below threshold)

One has no meat in his diet, one has no meat in his agenda.

Obama: "Why is he singing <... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Why is he singing Hey Jew'ed, I thought we were anti-Israel this week."

"Day after day alone on the... (Below threshold)

"Day after day alone on the hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still,
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see that he's just a fool,
And he never gives an answer,
But the fool on the hill
Sees the oil still coming out,
And the eyes in his head,
See his polls going down."

Yesterday, All my tr... (Below threshold)

All my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why BP's well
Had to blow I don't know, they wouldn't say.
I said,
Something wrong, now I long for yesterday.

Anyone seen any hot one-leg... (Below threshold)

Anyone seen any hot one-legged chicks?

Barack, was he the "cute on... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Barack, was he the "cute one" or the "talented one"?

There was no talented Beatle - their fame was merely the result of timing, media adulation, and a lack of appealing options. Sound familiar?

Obama: "So then I says to J... (Below threshold)

Obama: "So then I says to Jindal, 'Ob-la-de Ob-la-da....'"

Where's Kanye when you need... (Below threshold)

Where's Kanye when you need him?

Obama: "C'mon Michelle, how... (Below threshold)

Obama: "C'mon Michelle, how many times have I really blamed Bush for the Oil leak?"
Paul: "♬ "Number 9, number 9, number 9... ♬"

I TOLD you we could insult ... (Below threshold)

I TOLD you we could insult Britain and they'd still come crawling...

"Damn, Michelle, I did N... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Damn, Michelle, I did NOT ask him to sing 'Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and Monkey' .... cause Lennon was the lead vocal on that!"

Biden is wondering why all ... (Below threshold)

Biden is wondering why all the Beatles didn't show...

Sitting in the Whitehouse w... (Below threshold)

Sitting in the Whitehouse waiting for the oil to stop its run.
If BP don't come, you get dead pelicans
Oil's standing in the Lousiana marshland!
Barack is the eggman, liberals are the eggmen.
Michelle is a big walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.

M: Why did he leave out 'Bl... (Below threshold)

M: Why did he leave out 'Blackbird'?

B: Racist!

Obama shows his unparallele... (Below threshold)

Obama shows his unparalleled commitment to fixing the BP oil spill. First he turned to Hollywood by bringing in the director of Avatar. Now he's mining the extensive experience of aging English rock stars.

Wherever the search takes him, this President is on top of the disaster.

Yesterday, all these losers... (Below threshold)

Yesterday, all these losers seemed so far away,.

I'm fixing a hole, w... (Below threshold)

I'm fixing a hole,
where the oil leaks out,
to keep my polls from wandering.
Where they will go.

Just before Barry shut down... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

Just before Barry shut down the show he was shocked when Michelle accidentally mentioned that Paul is British.

Any Requests?Barac... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Any Requests?

Barack: Back in the U.S.S.R.! Back in the U.S.S.R.!

Here comes the bum' Here co... (Below threshold)

Here comes the bum' Here comes the bum' And I say..Its all bad...

And now, one to honor Presi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

And now, one to honor President Bill Clinton... "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"

Yesterday... all my trouble... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yesterday... all my troubles seemed to far away. Now I need a place to hide away...

"I was really the fifth Bea... (Below threshold)

"I was really the fifth Beatle."

(update to my little song)<... (Below threshold)

(update to my little song)

Sitting in the Whitehouse waiting for the oil to stop its run.
If BP don't come, you get dead pelicans
Oil's standing in the Lousiana marshland!
Barack is the egghead, liberals are the eggheads.
Michelle is a big walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.

I thought they were going t... (Below threshold)

I thought they were going to hold this event in the library.

"Me? I thought you invited ... (Below threshold)

"Me? I thought you invited the ancient, washed up, white guy....."

"...really? I still think N... (Below threshold)

"...really? I still think Nancy Pelosi uses waaaaay more botox than this guy..."

"Wow, I always thought RING... (Below threshold)

"Wow, I always thought RINGO was the stupid one..."

"So this is the best you ca... (Below threshold)

"So this is the best you can come up with when Jay-Z canceled....?"

"What do you mean you reque... (Below threshold)

"What do you mean you requested "Fool on the Hill" for me...."

Library? You mean that big ... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Library? You mean that big room with all those books?

OH!!! He was talking about Bush!!! Whew!!

nah nah nah... (Below threshold)

nah nah nah ..... Nah nanah nah...Na na nah nah..

Hey crude'

nah nah nah ..... Nah nanah nah...Hey crude..

Cru cru crudee, crudee, crudee'

"How does he do this withou... (Below threshold)

"How does he do this without a teleprompter?The man's a genius!"

The aging pop-star started ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

The aging pop-star started the concert with a message of support for the beleaguered president,aimed at his critics, "I'm a big fan, he's a great guy. So lay off him, he's doing great."

OK, that is an actual McCartney quote from earlier this week. Somehow, it just seemed timely.

Obama - "Amazing performanc... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "Amazing performance. He diddnt even use a teleprompter."

Me and you and a dog named ... (Below threshold)

Me and you and a dog named boo... ? Michelle? My Belle?

Do they get anymore washed ... (Below threshold)

Do they get anymore washed up then this?

As McCartney sings Lucy in ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

As McCartney sings Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds Obama remembers he has to get a fresh stash from his dealer.

Barry: "...but I thought Cr... (Below threshold)

Barry: "...but I thought Craig Stadler was the Walrus."
Michelle: "Goo goo gajoob."

McCartney plays Imagine and... (Below threshold)
retired military:

McCartney plays Imagine and Obama starts to stand for the new national anthem.

Obama - "You realize they c... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "You realize they came up with all their songs based on my life dont you."

Obama feels right at home w... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama feels right at home when McCartney plays "Back in the USSR"

McCartney plays "fixing a h... (Below threshold)
retired military:

McCartney plays "fixing a hole" and Obama interupts saying "Enough about the damn oil spill"

Whose Belle?... (Below threshold)

Whose Belle?

If you wanted the Smart One... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

If you wanted the Smart One, that's Ringo. I'm the Cute One. You're just the One.

McCartney plays the democra... (Below threshold)
retired military:

McCartney plays the democratic theme song of Jan 2011 "band on the run"

Michelle " Any new ideas on... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle " Any new ideas on fixing the oil spill"

McCartney - "Let it be, Let it Be"

Wizbang poster and Paul McC... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Wizbang poster and Paul McCartney Look alike Lee Ward plays Obama's theme song "Back in the USSR"

Yesterday,Obama's tr... (Below threshold)

Obama's troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, Barack believes in yesterday.

"Chewie! Wheres mt beer?"</... (Below threshold)

"Chewie! Wheres mt beer?"

Yesterday, We libera... (Below threshold)

We liberals wanted Bush to go away
But now we wish he were still here today
You're worse than Carter,
Any day.

One winner-turned-loser sin... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

One winner-turned-loser sings for another.

"Wha? There's an oil leak i... (Below threshold)

"Wha? There's an oil leak in the gulf?" Dont worry, I'll get right on it!

Barack: Paul, I understand ... (Below threshold)

Barack: Paul, I understand you were in a band before Wings, is that correct?

What do you think Chewbacca... (Below threshold)

What do you think Chewbacca? Do you like your lifeday gift?

When I was younger so much ... (Below threshold)

When I was younger so much younger then today

I dreamed of the presidency and throwin it away

Now 564 days have passed and Im not so self assured, Jebidiah help me, Im just a big fat turd

More "Paul is dead" rumors ... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

More "Paul is dead" rumors emerged after his appearance and comments at the white house. It was later shown that Paul is not actually dead, he is only brain dead.

They may call you Sir McCar... (Below threshold)

They may call you Sir McCartney, but they call me Lord Obama

Barry: When I flunk out of ... (Below threshold)

Barry: When I flunk out of this job will you meet me in my bungalo in Hawaii?"

Blackbird: Yes, but leave the wookie behind.

I got him a few of Rev.Wrig... (Below threshold)

I got him a few of Rev.Wrights best CD's....

"...and I'm gonna get in a ... (Below threshold)

"...and I'm gonna get in a picture with him and the Salahi's when he's finished."

Who'da thunk Paul could mak... (Below threshold)

Who'da thunk Paul could make a worse career move than dueting with Michael Jackson?

"...And you said that white... (Below threshold)
Don L:

"...And you said that white boys don't got no rhythm"

"He ain't no BB King."

Remind me to get his butt, for not playing, 'Hail to the Chief' first."

"Maybe he'll agree to go to Louisianna with me for a photo op?"

"I wonder if his 'Yellow Submarine" could fix that damned oil leak?"

Blackbird singing in the de... (Below threshold)

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these oily wings and learn to fly...

If he played "Barry crea... (Below threshold)

If he played "Barry creates a job" backwards we could hear, " not in this lifetime".

Do you know what to call a ... (Below threshold)

Do you know what to call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney.

I can make a bigger a** of ... (Below threshold)

I can make a bigger a** of myself than Calderon can. Just watch!

Psst! Toke Party, upstairs... (Below threshold)

Psst! Toke Party, upstairs, afterward!

Michelle, why isn't the spo... (Below threshold)

Michelle, why isn't the spotlight on ME?

"I wonder what the poor fol... (Below threshold)

"I wonder what the poor folks are doing tonight?"

Liberal singing in the dead... (Below threshold)

Liberal singing in the dead of night

Take this broken President and learn to try

try try try...

Yesterday, all my troubles ... (Below threshold)

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but it seems Obamas here to stay, a leftist country so you see, Why we had to fail I don't know, they wouldn't say. Now the MSM's in the bag for him all day ay ay ay.

Hope my Depends hold out.</... (Below threshold)

Hope my Depends hold out.

Faarttttttt!!... (Below threshold)


What do you think Chewie? Do we charge him under the new greenhouse gas emissions import tax?

Chewie: No, just blame BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSShh

"Shhhh! I love this 'mmm mm... (Below threshold)

"Shhhh! I love this 'mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama mmm mmm mmm' part that comes up next."

Georgie: "When is he gonna ... (Below threshold)

Georgie: "When is he gonna implement that hut tax He promised? I need to get outta this place."

One guy is an over-hyped, m... (Below threshold)

One guy is an over-hyped, media created has-been who is adored throughout Europe. The other guy is Paul McCartney.

McCartney was dumfounded wh... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

McCartney was dumfounded when he realized that his song "Revolution" actually contradicts his support for Obama:

"If you go carring pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow..."

"If you want money for people with minds that hate, all I can tell you is brother you'll have to wait.."

"When you talk about distruction (of liberty and free market capitalism), don't you know that you count me out..."

So...he was with "Wings" be... (Below threshold)

So...he was with "Wings" before he went solo? I thought he followed Lenin? Wait, John who?!

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, B... (Below threshold)

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

Damn! There still here!

With tanking poll numbers, ... (Below threshold)

With tanking poll numbers, incoherent foreign and domestic policy, and dishonest Chicago politics rejected by the electorate, Sir Paul McCartney headlines the initial concert in the "Goodbye, Mr. President" concert tour.

Examples of leaders and the... (Below threshold)

Examples of leaders and their response to an emergency:

Nero played his fiddle while Rome burned.

President Obama brought in a Beatle to play while the Gulf soaked in the oil.

Obama - "Who's that? I tho... (Below threshold)
Roger McGaugh:

Obama - "Who's that? I thought James Brown was suppose to be performing tonight."

Obama - "Hey Dawg! We kick... (Below threshold)
Roger McGaugh:

Obama - "Hey Dawg! We kicked your butt during the Revolutionary War, sing a song about that."

Barry turns away cause a wh... (Below threshold)

Barry turns away cause a white guy sings better then he plays basketball, bowls, works a real job or pretends to be Presidential.

Man up Berry! We dont need you.

We should have invited the ... (Below threshold)

We should have invited the "Stones". We would have got "Satisfaction"

After the concert, Obama pr... (Below threshold)

After the concert, Obama presented Paul with a DVD set and an IPOD containing all the old Beatles songs.

Hey Michelle, he's left han... (Below threshold)

Hey Michelle, he's left handed, too. That's so cool.

Obama - "Still wish you wer... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

Obama - "Still wish you were gay?"

You know Paul, your band wa... (Below threshold)

You know Paul, your band was very popular when I was a kid growing up in Hawaii...Oh wait, that was the Beach Boys...my bad

Barack: So Michelle, do you... (Below threshold)

Barack: So Michelle, do you remember when you lost your virginity to the Beatles?

Michelle: Yes...thanks for being so sweet and waiting for me outside the room

"Sgt. Pepper Meets Presiden... (Below threshold)
Tsar Nicholas II:

"Sgt. Pepper Meets President Dipshit"

"Obama Takes a Maxwell's Silver Hammer to Democracy"

"The White Album Sings to Black Jesus"

"Abbey Road and the Road to Nowhere"

"Rubber Soul Meets No Soul"


michelle, he is singing our... (Below threshold)
Bill Shives:

michelle, he is singing our song. Back in the USSR!!!

Obaman - "This economy is g... (Below threshold)

Obaman - "This economy is getting stronger by the day."

We gave Paul this gig, right? That counts, right?

McCartney warms the crowd u... (Below threshold)

McCartney warms the crowd up by singing Dennis Leary's "I'm an Asshole".

Obama - "Michelle, do you r... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "Michelle, do you realize, this is the only guy that did more drugs than I did back in 60s"

♬Will you s... (Below threshold)

Will you still need me,
Will you still feed me,
when I'm 64... (trillion in debt)

"Toldya Michael Jackson ain... (Below threshold)

"Toldya Michael Jackson ain't dead... he's just an old white guy now."

Barry Johnson' If we got an... (Below threshold)

Barry Johnson' If we got any closer then this, I would swear you look like MJ!"

PM" "Hi, I'm Paul McCartney... (Below threshold)

PM" "Hi, I'm Paul McCartney."

BO: "Isn't he that guy from RockBand?"

One of these guys is a wash... (Below threshold)
retired military:

One of these guys is a washed up Pop star who is clueless about how to run a democratic nation, believes in socialism and redistribution of wealth, wants an utopian society, yet wont have to live by the rules that wants to see imposed on others.

The other is Paul McCartney.

One of these guys is a wash... (Below threshold)
retired military:

One of these guys is a washed up pop star from a foreign land who enjoys nothing more than bashing America.

The other is Barrack Obama.

Sorry that should read... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Sorry that should read

One of these guys is a washed up pop star from a foreign land who enjoys nothing more than bashing America.

The other is Paul McCartney.

The One getting in touch wi... (Below threshold)

The One getting in touch with his ivory side.

"Do you like this? Can we ... (Below threshold)

"Do you like this? Can we leave."

I don't know who he is. Ra... (Below threshold)

I don't know who he is. Rahm picked him.

Michelle, will this sound b... (Below threshold)

Michelle, will this sound better with 3D glasses?

Aging white Knight performs... (Below threshold)

Aging white Knight performs for the dark Prince.

"Imagine there's no Limbaug... (Below threshold)

"Imagine there's no Limbaugh
It's easy if you try
No Hannity on TV
Glenn Beck's in the sky
Imagine all the people
Bowing down to me"

Obama makes Paul sing backw... (Below threshold)

Obama makes Paul sing backwards so he can understand.

Sir Pauly: "Can We go skiin... (Below threshold)

Sir Pauly: "Can We go skiiny dippin in the gulf tonight?"

Barak Petroleum: "Sure, but watch out for them oil covered wookie snatchtraps."


Left handed. Coincidence... (Below threshold)

Left handed. Coincidence? I think not!

If we bring him back next w... (Below threshold)

If we bring him back next week, is that one job creation?

"Hey honey, guess what numb... (Below threshold)
I secede:

"Hey honey, guess what number I'm thinking of."

"Chewie! Wheres mt beer?"</... (Below threshold)

"Chewie! Wheres mt beer?"

Let Me rephrase that..... "Wheres muy [email protected]!!"


131'ONE"... (Below threshold)



McCartney: "What's your pl... (Below threshold)
Tsar Nicholas II:

McCartney: "What's your plan for the economy?"
Obama: "Helter Skelter"

McCartney: "Day Tripper"
Obama: "I only drop acid at nights, Paul"

McCartney: "What's your plan to deal with worldwide terrorism?"
Obama: "Die and Let Live"

McCartney: "How would you react if Jews were wiped off the face of the Earth?"
Obama: "Good Day, Sunshine"

What, we couldn't get Ringo... (Below threshold)

What, we couldn't get Ringo too?

Any time, any dayYou... (Below threshold)

Any time, any day
You can hear the people say
Illegal immigration's a crime
Well I don't know, Obama says that it's just fine

Southern gulf, filled with oil
Is making Obama's fury boil
When will it halt
He don't know, but he knows that it's Bush's fault

Oh, yes indeed we know
Obama will find a way to go
It's-a matter-a what the teleprompter said
And all is fine for all we know
For all we know our economy will grow
That's what the teleprompter said
So won't you listen what the teleprompter said
He said.....

The blunder of it all, baby
The blunder of it all, baby
The blunder of it all, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah

You'd think that people wou... (Below threshold)

You'd think that people woulda had enough of silly lib songs!

Someone's knocking at the d... (Below threshold)

Someone's knocking at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
Someone's knocking at the door
As we're coming up on twenty-twelve
Do me a favor, open the door, and let 'em in

David Petraeus, Eric Cantor
Newt Gingrich, John Boehner
Governor Christie, Sarah Palin
Open the door, let 'em in

"How does he do this wit... (Below threshold)

"How does he do this without a teleprompter?The man's a genius!"

Think Milli Vanilli...

Michelle - "McCarty is stil... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle - "McCarty is still a great singer"

Obama - "and the best part is he is the only one in the room with less experience in running something than I have."

Obama - " Get Me a great Am... (Below threshold)

Obama - " Get Me a great American"

Michelle - "Where?"

Barry - In the unemployment office, where else?

Yesterday.... All Barrys PR... (Below threshold)

Yesterday.... All Barrys PR troubles seemed so far away

Now he needs a place to hide away

Oh Barry once believed in yesterday

Yesterday... the DOW was such an easy game to play

Now it looks as if its gone to stay

Oh Barry believes in cash for play

2 versions available until Barry enacts the fairness doctrine!! Download now!!

Really? He's British? Can I... (Below threshold)

Really? He's British? Can I piss on him?

McCartney: "You're doin' a... (Below threshold)

McCartney: "You're doin' a great job with that oil spill, Brownie ... I mean, Barry"

FOR YOUU BABY, A LEFTY GIT... (Below threshold)


Okay, he played your song M... (Below threshold)

Okay, he played your song Michelle, when's he going to play mine?

Michelle, did you know I wa... (Below threshold)

Michelle, did you know I was Ringo in my past life?

Which one is he? Is that Ri... (Below threshold)

Which one is he? Is that Ringo?

I told you Michelle. His is... (Below threshold)

I told you Michelle. His is bigger than mine!

And you'll notice, Honeybea... (Below threshold)
Corbin Dallas:

And you'll notice, Honeybear....He even plays the guitar LEFT-handed!

"He ain't no Stevie Wonder ... (Below threshold)
John D:

"He ain't no Stevie Wonder is he?"

Paul: "I played for Jimmy C... (Below threshold)

Paul: "I played for Jimmy Carter, too".

PM: "My next song is 'He's ... (Below threshold)

PM: "My next song is 'He's a real nowhere man.'"
BHO: "Psst. Michele; he's not talking about me is he?"

"Ellen plays a nice guitar ... (Below threshold)

"Ellen plays a nice guitar and all, but when does McCartney come on?"

Aw geez micheLle, it's bide... (Below threshold)

Aw geez micheLle, it's biden who keeps yelling "free bird" from the back of them room...

He's a real nowhere man;<br... (Below threshold)

He's a real nowhere man;
Sitting in his nowhere land;
Making all his nowhere plans,

(sung to sweet jude)<... (Below threshold)

(sung to sweet jude)

"Deep Dooo, that's where you are. Sliding polls, won't make it better"

Not only can they not jump,... (Below threshold)

Not only can they not jump, they can't sing either.

~When I was younger and mu... (Below threshold)
Heinz 57 State Sauce:

~When I was younger and much smarter than today

I drooled on fools just to make me feel ok

Now that Im older and incontinent of thought

I think I will drool here, cause I am an Obot~

"No where, man. That's wer... (Below threshold)

"No where, man. That's were you're going Barry, no where"

Ha haahahahahjihadahahahhaa... (Below threshold)
Heinz 57 State Sauce:

Ha haahahahahjihadahahahhaahaha

"Best rendition of 'Star Sp... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Best rendition of 'Star Spangled Banner' I've
ever heard from a honky.....right, Hon?"

Were Sargent Barry's joble... (Below threshold)
Heinz 57 State Sauce:

Were Sargent Barry's jobless hearts club band

We hope you all enjoy the bull

Were Sargent Barry's clueless hearts club band

We dont believe in jethro tull

"Camptown ladies sing dis s... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Camptown ladies sing dis song, Doo-dah, Doo-
dah....c'mon honey, sing along with me..."

"....and BP's payin' for th... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"....and BP's payin' for the gig, 'Chelle. I'll
trade you the Wagyu beef in my pocket for the
blini and caviar in your purse."

Where do i get me a freakin... (Below threshold)
Heinz 57 State Sauce:

Where do i get me a freakin bloody mary? I am so hungover and I gotta go to work?? FUCK!!!!!

"where are the clowns?"<br ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"where are the clowns?"
"Send in the clowns"

"Never mind...They're here"

"No Jimi Hendrix, but one d... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"No Jimi Hendrix, but one dayyammm funky cracker! I'm kinda sorry
now I sent back ol' Churchill, but they gots
to know I'm THE MAN."

"He was knighted by the Que... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"He was knighted by the Queen, honey. You'd
think, at least, that I'd be proclaimed
Emperor of the Earth by Nancy Pelosi in
a rider to the next spending bill."

"They were an all-white ban... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"They were an all-white band, mostly dead
now....no 'Soul'. Michelle, please pass the
sugar-dipped Loosiana tar balls...."

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thankfully for all in attendance, McCartney's guitar just managed to cover the huge boner he had for Obama.......

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Barry: "This is just like a real concert, quick Michelle, show him your boobs."
Michelle: "I don't think you and Joe will fit on the stage with Paul."

Obama "I am telling you Mic... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "I am telling you Michelle, I have every detail of every crisis lockied firmly in my brilliant mind. Now tell me again, umm who is this old guy with the guitar on stage?"

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